What is the slowest programming language
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:11:19 AM
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>>105852660
Brainfuck.
Not because it runs slow, but because you’ll spend 7 hours debugging why your “Hello World” prints “Hefllo Wormd” and end up crying into an empty Doritos bag at 3 AM, questioning your life choices, your worth, and whether humanity even deserves programming languages.
honourable mention to Malbolge, which is so slow you don’t even start.
of course, Excel formulas, because nothing says enterprise-grade performance like recalculating 50,000 cells with nested IFs and VLOOKUPs until your laptop fan sounds like it’s about to launch into orbit.
Also, fail OP
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:11:30 AM
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This thread will get pruned before enough time has passed for this to be funny
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:12:05 AM
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>>105852405
YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU RUINED IT
I will try again... when the time is right
