I know you hear this everyday and it's the same old bullshit but I'm serious. I am going to kill myself but what's best way?
I was thinking hanging, cut off the oxygen to my brain.. Dead within 2 minutes or jumping off a tall building. Any better ideas? Least painful please

>>105866277 (OP)
death by old age surrounded by people that pretend to give a shit about you

>>105866277 (OP)
I would suggest to not an hero fren, but if you must
https://www.christianpost.com/news/alleged-synagogue-shooter-john-ernest-was-regular-church-goer-who-blamed-jews-for-killing-jesus.html
https://www.wsj.com/articles/pittsburgh-shooting-suspect-described-as-man-who-kept-to-himself-1540771482

>>105866277 (OP)
stfu anon

>>105866277 (OP)
Balloon over your head filled with 100% pure nitrogen.

>>105866277 (OP)
Take out some bad guys that ruined your life with you if you insist.

>>105866423
>who-blamed-jews-for-killing-jesus.html
WHAT? What else did he claim? That humans need air to breathe? That humans need to drink water in order to survive? What an idiot!

>>105866277 (OP)
go to >>>/r9k/
the troons there can help you

you just posted the answer, zyklon-b, you will die truthfully millions of times, and it will create a quantum doppelganger that will continue shitposting as usual

>>105866277 (OP)
attempting to install gentoo

>>105866277 (OP)
Why not just eat yourself to death and die of a heart attack. At least you can enjoy yourself for a while.

>amerishart
Pistol
>anywhere else
Bridge

But if you're a nice person, I suggest against it. Too many shitty people in this world. It'd suck losing a decent soul. Go soiboymaxx and do the shit you did as a kid. Maybe it'll help you not wanna die at least.

>>105866277 (OP)
why commit suicide when you can just dedicate your existence to hedonism? Just go on welfare eat pizza rolls and play vidya all day. You can also ruin your one and only body with drugs