>people at my church found out that I'm "good with computers"

charge them a fortune, nignog

>>105882560 (OP)
Yep, the Church of Satan do be like that.

>>105882707
The Church of Satan does not have any physical locations.

>>105882714
Well duh! We meet in the Astral plane!

>>105882560 (OP)
>zoomer cant detect a lucrative business and sexual opportunity

>>105882560 (OP)
look and see if any of the milfs (or dilfs) there have porn on their PCs
if they do consider making a move on them

>>105882714
https://gprivate.com/6hjgi

>>105882560 (OP)
wtf do you go to church for?

>>105883453
They'll assume he'd do it for free and try to socially pressure him into it. They're retarded entitled boomers, they only respect and pay people their own age, or foreigners for a tenth of the price.

>>105882560 (OP)
use it to your advantage. if they are milfs / dilfs you can use it to come over and help, rewarding yourself with a pair of their panties from their panty drawer.

>>105882560 (OP)

what they going to do mail paychecks or train ai video generator

>>105883453
>sexual opportunity
How

>>105883575
all he has to do is say he isn't doing it for free anon. why are you putting up such flimsy barriers lol

>>105882560 (OP)
Help them to set a good example for your community

>>105882560 (OP)
What are you even doing in a church in the first place? That's no place for people who can think logically enough to be good with computers.

>>105883773
Amazing that reddit atheism is still in full force.

>>105883572
>>105883773
So I can commit crimes without feeling guilty, of course.

>>105883739
You ever fuck a sex deprived church devotee before?
It's like they're possessed.

>>105882560 (OP)
explicitly say that you were think of it as a side job after your day job, that the modern housing market is crazy and you need the money

>>105883740
>say this
>get ousted from the community for being "greedy"

>>105882560 (OP)
>implying its a suicide inducing problem
just tell em you're atheist now. problem solved.

>>105884411
>You ever fuck a sex deprived church devotee before?
Who would do that? They're all geriatrics.

>>105882560 (OP)
Chances are you are not "good with computers".

>>105883798
You don't even need to be atheist to realise that joining a social club full of boomers that revolves around pretending to believe in ancient Canaanite mythology is a huge waste of time.

>>105883572
He probably fell for the "find a trad qt3.14 at church" meme, not realizing that any church going girl is either engaged by the age of 18, or is a born-again Christian with a 3 figure body count.

>>105882560 (OP)
pastor here: what is AggregatorHost.exe process in Windows

>>105883798
Reddit atheism is coming back in a big way, except it's not going to be "cringe" and "Reddit" this time, it'll be a cool and based counter to "God is a vibe" wankery, etc. The trad wave fizzled out and is now slightly embarrassing to remember, seen by many as the spiritual successor to fedora atheism.

As a Catholic I take no pleasure in this. But it seems inevitable that this 'spiritual revival' we're hoping for from the zoomers will crash and burn and militant atheism will return with a vengeance.

>>105883798
It's amazing that anons ever fell for social shaming of that sort. Better larp or I'll call you a fedora! Oh no, what ever shall I do? Praise the Lord!

>>105882560 (OP)
>anon fell for the christcuckery meme

I setup our church with YouTube livestreaming through OBS using a PTZ camera, also controlled through OBS. I couldn't get us to switch to openLP broadcasting software for the slides, but I did get wireless HDMI dongles working.

>>105886907
fat fedora atheists were the original soijaks

>>105886938
I'm still surprised to see churches stream. I know it was because of the coof initially, but it's still weird driving by Churches and seeing YouTube links on their signs. It feels wrong for some reason.

>>105886992
Churches were streaming way before rona. It's usually meant to connect to the shut ins and nursing homes, but mega churches go too far and cater to their "online worshippers" as if that's compatible with the basic concept of a congregation

>>105886879
goddddd I hope you're right. reddit atheism cannot come back soon enough. this retvrn shit has got to fucking stop. militant atheism and safe-edgelord satanism are the two most important things from late 2000s culture we need to revive. that, and leftist libertarianism.

op mentions a funny tech related scenario in his life that happens to involve his church, yet all the replies are violent rage filled seething or edgy humour.
what causes this level of derangement?

>>105882560 (OP)
go to a mosque instead. much lower scammer percentage. and it's the real christian religion anyway.

>>105886907
Meanwhile the typical response to anyone still being part of a millennia-old faith that was held by the majority of Americans until very recent memory is to blurt "spaghetti monster!" or some other highly logical and impressive response.

>>105887009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoHb2ZdlVw

>>105882560 (OP)
>church

>>105882560 (OP)

>>105883798
>still
Nah, it faded away due to being obnoxious, but the christ larpers have gotten obnoxious enough that people are pushing back against them too now.

>>105882560 (OP)
get ready to troubleshoot an hp printer for 45 minutes buddy

>>105887969
the appeal to normalfaggotry defense isn't helping, redditor.

>>105882560 (OP)
Told them about all the daemons in the machine?

>>105882560 (OP)
so people at your church are dumb as your granma huh

>>105882560 (OP)

You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's autism.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people call you a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.

Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of forum posts have allowed programmers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with AI generated tech buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at some scam startup, they'll lay you off the second they find out that you haven't completed any non school related projects.

You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a "proprietary test framework" so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence where all you did was push README updates over and over, and that the core codebase was stolen off an open source GPL licensed project which you're shamelessly profiting off.

Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a spoofed business phone number and start cold calling old people into redeeming your gift card scam.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>105886809
No one the fuck knows

PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SIN TONIGHT

Weird Al has been going to his neighborhood church in Lynwood for something like forty years. If he can survive being around normies every Sunday, you can deal with a few questions about why launching multiple compositors under Linux causes programs to appear in the wrong screen.

>>105888443
For me religion is no different than any other flavor of schizophrenia or delusional thinking. I used to respect you guys despite that, the right to practice religion and all that. But you retards keep fucking with how I live and dictate how should I live my life as if you are completely righteous beings who have committed no sins and done no harm to anyone.

>>105886879
>reddit atheism will be cool and based
Lol
Are you one of those democrats trying to communicate with young men?
Is lgbtqwerty activism and movie girlbosses coming back based and cool too?
Lmao
It's amazing how anon just casually mentioned "people in my church" and the deranged brigade came in full force

>>105882560 (OP)
>My computer is slow and it freezes
>It is your fault !!
>Remember that time 4 months ago where I asked you to check my computer because of some popups
>And you told me you removed a bunch of """spyware""" programs and made some tweaks?
>Well, now everything is so slow and I can't find my things!
>YOU BROKE IT
>IT IS YOUR FAULT
>COME AND FIX IT NOW
>NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>105890342
I thought he was actually jewish.

>>105886234
i fucked a 50yo once, retired ex-cop that looked like the teacher from matilda

would (not) recommend

>>105887969
>you have to believe in my canaanite mythology like a braindead npc because... you just do ok!?
lol

>tfw no good at computer
how do I get smarter /g/?

>>105882707
>do be

>>105883578
but that is a sin

>>105893601
Way too late for that. In the current day and age, smart is defined by how well you can write your LLM prompt.

>>105893660

>>105886369
It's no utopia but church girl still selects for the roosting/homey type.

>>105882560 (OP)
My neighbor found out I was good at computers
He said he'd give me $50 if I could fix his desktop that his grandson supposedly broke
That thing was riddled with malware from porn sites. Thought I was gonna have to do a full wipe, but I managed to get it clean with Malwarebytes on a flash stick. I installed spybot for good measure, let it block tons of pornware at the dns level
A week later his grandson has removed all that and got the computer reinfected
Got another $50

>>105892717
Sorry Gen X cancer, not my fucking problem

>>105882560 (OP)
> my church