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Anonymous No.105893214 >>105893224 >>105893989 >>105894066 >>105894419
why is this a thing
Anonymous No.105893224 >>105893260 >>105893989
>>105893214 (OP)
They know she's bad at cleaning because they severely track our behavior.
Anonymous No.105893260 >>105893287 >>105893377 >>105893707 >>105893989
>>105893224
Why did she receive the ad immediately after she had the thought, and not last year or in a few months then? Such ridiculous timing cannot be explained by an algorithm.
Anonymous No.105893287 >>105893366
>>105893260
she buys new shower curtains whenever it happens
it happens every six weeks
hence they show her the ads every six weeks
Anonymous No.105893366
>>105893287
How do you know all that, personal revelation? What if it's a cabin?
Anonymous No.105893377 >>105894406
>>105893260
Because other filthy pigs with similar interests and search habits also tend to live in squalor with mold and roaches.

I bet she also goes through cases of Vagisil regularly for her rotten cunt. Reading minds is basic pattern recognition now.
Anonymous No.105893481 >>105894357
OP has it backwards. It isn't the ads reading her brain, but rather the mould is infecting her brain and causing her to bcome schizophrenic
Anonymous No.105893707
>>105893260
>and not last year or in a few months then?
Because they can estimate roughly when it would turn moldy depending on how showering habits and local factors
Anonymous No.105893989
>>105893214 (OP)
>>105893224
>>105893260
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion
Anonymous No.105894066 >>105895194
>>105893214 (OP)
>be exposed to 1000 ads every day
>by happenstance, 1 ad is related to a thing that just happened in your life
>"wtf help im being gangstalked by mossad and the cia!!"
Anonymous No.105894357
>>105893481
You're right lmao. Mycotoxins can drive you insane
Anonymous No.105894406
>>105893377
This is the correct answer. Once you have data about a large enough number of people, deriving patterns from said data that allows you to categorize people and gain insights about who they are and what they want or need is not very hard. It feels freaky when an algorithm figures you out this thoroughly, but the truth is actually just that you're just another predictable cunt out of 8 billion.
t. work in ad-tech.
Anonymous No.105894419
>>105893214 (OP)
>why is this a thing
because you're supposed to ventilate your bathroom and remove excess water after a shower
Anonymous No.105895194 >>105895437
>>105894066
>wtf help im being gangstalked by mossad and the cia!!"
this can still be the case
Anonymous No.105895437
>>105895194
red meat can kill you