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Anonymous No.105893262 [Report] >>105893299 >>105893321 >>105893383 >>105893403 >>105893446 >>105893596 >>105893650 >>105893701 >>105894019
Well? How did he?
Anonymous No.105893269 [Report]
Slowly.
Anonymous No.105893296 [Report]
Apparently scaling from 5000 to 50000 to 5 million on good ol' LAMP isn't so much an issue.

And I'm will to bet scaling to 5 billion on today's hardware with the same setup ain't much of an issue either. Fags just like things to be different.
Anonymous No.105893299 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
Hey, this looks like VIM but on Windows XP
Wow
Anonymous No.105893321 [Report] >>105894083
>>105893262 (OP)
The website was much simpler. One or more PHP webservers and a thick Database server were more than enough.

This was before "web frameworks" which take 100ms / request before even calling your handler function.
Anonymous No.105893344 [Report]
vertical scaling
also load balancing and database partitioning were a thing even back in 2005
Anonymous No.105893383 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
buy more servers, optimize your shit, cache a lot
lamp were simpler times
Anonymous No.105893403 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
with windows xp by the looks of it.
Anonymous No.105893404 [Report] >>105893442
>chair covered in cum
>tux plushie but runs XP

???
Anonymous No.105893442 [Report]
>>105893404
Econo Family-sized bottle of Nyquill on desk. ROFLMAO
Anonymous No.105893446 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
Knowing how to design and segment your services, building a caching tier, setting up federated user databases, sticking your groups of servers behind VIPs, config management.

Also daily reminder that serverless is literally just having someone else run the server and provide the one service you need to you. That's been a thing forever.
Anonymous No.105893596 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
Is that a P Diddy album under the phone?Disgusting.
Anonymous No.105893650 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
With a fucking web server, php and jewish high-born money.
He waa a sexless webahitter back then
Webshitters are not programmers.
He was a bad developer but because his family had influential friends and money, he landed a gov contract at the CIA.
Anonymous No.105893701 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
why are there cum stains on his chair
Anonymous No.105893713 [Report]
facebook, myspace, and all the major social medias were major security nightmare until they got big capital money.
Anonymous No.105893736 [Report]
by paying more money for hosting
Anonymous No.105894019 [Report]
>>105893262 (OP)
By hacking PHP, quite literally.
Anonymous No.105894079 [Report]
>Serverless
>It's even more servers
Anonymous No.105894083 [Report]
>>105893321
back then we had those already