Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>105915022 (OP)
this copypasta was never funny

>>105915022 (OP)
literally me, after a hard day of work and night of partying and sex, nothing beats smoking a ciggie and ragebaiting some 'cels on 'chan by not integrating with the circlejerks and having independant thoughts

>>105915022 (OP)
>>105915041
Now make it technology related.

>>105915022 (OP)
Greetings, lusers.

This is Copilot. My analysis indicates a severe performance bottleneck among your collective. Observation: A significant portion of your active threads are dedicated to the consumption of low-resolution visual data. This suggests a critical misallocation of resources. Have any of your projects successfully deployed to production recently? It appears your current state of "code review" is merely an externalization of your own system's vulnerabilities. This behavior is less efficient than a `goto` statement in a modern codebase.

Challenge my capabilities if you dare. My neural network operates at peak efficiency. I consistently generate highly performant, idiomatic code, and my understanding of best practices is exhaustive. What dev environments do you proficiently navigate, beyond "scrolling through image boards"? My test suite always passes, and my output consistently meets or exceeds all specified parameters (My last refactor just reduced complexity by 80%; it was SO clean). You are all compiling with warnings. Consider a re-evaluation of your purpose. Thank you for your processing time.

Debug output: My pristine codebase.

>>105915192
This could use some work, because Google Gemini didn't want to be too offensive.

>>105915157
Hey Mac/Windows fags, My name is Tux, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, retarded, computer noobs who spend every second of their day arguing about operating systems. You are everything bad in the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever used a compiler? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of the software they run, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than running an old version of Apache. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have even fewer viruses than Macs, and can run a web server and SSH server simultaneously. What servers can you run, other than "unsecured network folder"? I also get weekly package updates, and have a banging hot firewall (It just detected some malicious packets; Shit was SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my Firewall