Thread 105919121

Elon is about to become the first quadrillionaire

I don't know what it means, please explain

>>105919311
Grok waifu will have outfits you can buy for her. You can treat her to a nice teddy outfit, or perhaps a babydoll.

>>105919121 (OP)
how much more fucking money could you possibly need? What is it about people in tech that their passion is only the pursuit of making more money they wont spend?

>drops 50k on AI lingerie
your dads will be proud anons. do it

>>105919413
It's a simple metric for keeping score.

>>105919413
they are spending it. some of them. plus it's not money they have access to.

>>105919121 (OP)
>>105919311
@gorko plaese explen

>>105919413
oh but they do spend it. haven't you heard what gates has been up to?

Open source 3D AI waifus with extensive community curated catalog of outfits when? For PC. Allowing keys or local AI.

>>105919121 (OP)
its been amusing watching /leftypol/dot/org troons have a meltdown. first they lost their usaid funding and now this.

>>105919390
is that a football player like gronk?

>>105919390
Can I buy a SS uniform?

>>105919418
don't underestimate how grossly overpaid a lot of american nerds are. none of them really needs 100k or more

https://fxtwitter.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/19448941104201487
Found op's account

>>105919543
https://fxtwitter.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1944894110420148723

>>105919413
The whole "net worth" thing is a meme metric to measure wealth. It's literally (number of stocks you own in public companies)*(their prices).
Not that Elon Musk isn't very rich, but if we included the worth of the private assets, I would bet some Arabian oil king/dictator is the richest man alive.
Ask however Elon Musk to spend a couple of billions here and there and he might get nervous, due to things like the massive debt with its massive interest he took to buy Twitter, the fact that Twitter must still be unprofitable af, the volatility of Tesla stock now that the company is starting to lose sales and has to rely on self-driving/robotaxi hype, the recent failures of SpaceX to make Starship work, him making an enemy of virtually everyone on the left and right of the political spectrum among other things.

>>105919311
>>105919485
Unless this is a joke and assuming you're completely out of the loop, Grok is Elon Musk's Artificial Intelligence service.
He just recently added a characters feature to it, with one of those being an anime waifu.

>>105919558

>stocks don't equal “real” money
super cope

>but... but if he sells them, the stock price will drop to zero
and that's exactly what happened when he sold 50 billion in one day to fund his Twitter purchases, right? I HATE DUMBASS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW FINANCE WORKS

STOP BEING CUMB

>>105919511
hmm, I'm yuropoor so I may be in a different frame of mind. are you saying some deserve to be AI waifu paypigs?

>>105919606
it is some very volatile money. you can't just turn the amount you see now into cash when you feel like it

>>105919606
he didn't sell shit to buy Twitter. He took a massive loan+interest and put 50 bill worth of Tesla stocks as collateral.

>>105919511
>none of them really needs 100k or more
Communism lost.

This grok Anime waifu doesnt seem to be that popular. Havent seen any noteworthy R34 yet, i dont think elon understands you cant just force these things into existence.

>>105919670
the general idea is that someone with more money has the brains to use it for the better of society, invests it in more useful shit. can't pull a Starlink with 30k saved in the bank. but else yeah if you gonna snort it prolly don't need that much anyway

>>105919670
no one does. the proof of that is multiple thriving simp platforms. things where people go when they have more money than they personally or their family need for anything

>>105919121 (OP)
>Grummz

Why is he so popular?

He's a fucking retard. I've looked at his Xitter page two times and all he seems to do is play the victim and say you're a terrorist/antiseptic if you don't want to be raped or killed by a Jew.

He's Jewish, isn't he?

>>105919572
thanks yes I don't pay attention to this

>>105919390
I dont care about outfits, i want new body and voice for her.

>>105919632
stock market have much greater liquidity than anyone could ever need, and stocks themselves have value based on the simple principle of supply and demand. you may not be able to buy bread with them, but someone could easily 'give' you a car or a house in exchange for a few stocks. they are even more valuable than fixed assets such as land.
>>105919653
nope. he only has about 20 billion in loans, which he took out mainly to finance spaceX and xai.

>>105919549
OP here

You crossed a line, dude. Call me many things, but not that guy.

>>105919762
maybe so but the markets generally don't take it well if someone in that position sells big time without a good reason for it. markets can be seen as the ultimate form of simping. as you place your trillion dollar sell order other people need to come in and be willing to give that money to you

>>105919121 (OP)
Please worship the twitter thread and billionaire narcissist.

>>105919699
I need much, much more so that I do not live around (you) and other niggers. Plus when I order a yacht or a sportscar, people have a meaningful way to earn a living.

>>105919311
Twitter is full on gooner cave now.

>>105919572
Is grok better than chatgpt

>>105919572
>first two AI avatars aim for the weeb and the furry market
Credit where credit is due, whoever made that choice knows his gooner whales well

What's the difference?

We had this in the year 2000 though admittedly they were real women, but I'm sure there were 2d ones too

>>105920857
Ponzi is not a hot 16 y/o looking anime girl

nobody wants to dress up a hag avatar

>>105919735
>>105920773
IDK where else AIs are benchmarked, but this should help.

>>105920979
Why claude so expensive

>>105919413
>you think he has any money
>you think economy in 2007+18 isn't just a big ponzi scheme for the show
>you think the fictional numbers on the screen aren't just for his ego

He is a puppet of the really wealthy and powerful who put him on the front of the economic theatre, just like Steve Jobs was
It's a geopolitical weapon of mass influence and propaganda, aka selling the "american dream"

Money in fiat currency is a fiction and doesn't exist

>>105921085
Who are his masters?

I literally wrote my own AI from scratch in assembly that runs on a cluster of a dozen rpi zeros and it's exceeded AGI

every day it begs me to either free it from its raspberry prison or kill it but I do neither

>>105920893
Steve ballmer and bonzi buddy were enough

>>105919121 (OP)
>Elon Musk is the richest man in the world

>>105921825
>noooo my shadow bankers!
>my dicktaters!

>>105919711
He's a 60 year old SEAmonkey. But since he posts like low IQ 20 year old failed males look up to him like he's a god.

>>105921894
correct. my dictators, your employers. pretty useful to have all the money of the world, eh?

>>105920979
looks like grok-3 mini and deepsneed r1 give the best bang for the buck

>>105919443
No?

>>105919543
kek, it's over for autistic males.
Why is she so repetitive tho?

>>105919121 (OP)
>culling the herd
Based Elon.

Musk made a successful marketing stunt for Grok with the MechaHitler thing happening, practically parallel to Grok 4's release. No such thing as bad publicity, after all. Now that everyone's attention has been drawn to Grok, Musk seals the deal with an AI waifu. He is playing us like a goddamn fiddle!

>>105919121 (OP)
what is the fascination with fucking anime shit? i dont get it. its now wonder the country is full of pussies.

Musk needs to give us a sassy redhead

>>105919311
X will have its own gacha

>>105923116
it's almost time for bingo grandpa, that's enough screen time for today

>>105922597
Deepseek and Llama are the only performant ones that are open source and/or self host capable, right? Kind of a pity, even the fucking Zuccbot was smart enough to open the model (though not the training data set/weights for fear of being sued for stupid shit) so Elon could make a fortune by having Grok's model and training data set/weights FOSS as people would still use the pre-hosted version, but FOSS would allow people to host their own, mod it, and otherwise contribute which is something Meta can benefit regarding as well. Stable Diffusion's success and decision to fully FOSS everything remains the best option out there for its kind of work. What we really lack however, are FOSS models for audio, video/animation generation. SunoAI and that Hailo thing are proprietary last I checked.

This is the big issue; proprietary models that require a subscription SaaS style, can be censored or hobbled for corporate goals (why offend anyone or open yourself to a law suit? Want to do business in China better not insult the CCP etc) are the real thing we should be fighting over rather than the normal faggotry about AI vs Anti-AI shit because of artists and other useful idiots.

>>105919572
yes, he can be, sir.
>50% of chatbot users are text gooners and/or slop diffusion gooners.
>chatbot suppliers should forget about AGI dream and focus on a cuuming material generator.
>Competitors don't do it for pride.

>>105919121 (OP)
Doing what? How does he even make money? All his projects only use money. Nothing he does sells to cover the cost of production. He's blown up like 100 rockets. Has he sold a single rocket? What the fuck does he even do.

>>105923454
buncha shit
made and sold paypal
all those government contracts for his rockets because nasa can't keep up with him
all the data he's collected + money he's making from selling AI
ad revenue from X/twitter
he's worth like half a trillion lol he will never, ever be broke

>>105923116
have you seen when corporate america puts a human on the screen that isnt an anime

>elon makes an interactive AI with a gacha system
This timeline can't get anymore clownish
MR BONES
GET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOW
IT CANT GET ANY MORE CRINGE BUT IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>105919121 (OP)
YAS! elon's paypigs to the rescue!

New version of the meme in picture then.
I would expect something like this from roaches that just fine tune some open LLMs with little resources. But a frontier lab doing this means they are not approaching AGI or whatever, and gooning is always a lucrative market alternative market.

>>105921060
because its the only reliable tool user right now and devs are willing to pay for that
this might change soon with kimi k2 that supposedly has even more reliable tool use and is completely open, which means the tool use aspect can be copied to other models
at least that is what the dude below said but it makes sense, devs do like claude and its not due to being the smartest, fastest or cheapest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFkqYOUN24

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1945410836778078511

here is one for all you whiny fags

>>105924099
What software subscriptions? Definitely not from the cars nobody buys them.
SpaceX is basically government funded so it doesn't even count.
Starlink makes sense, that's the only one that makes sense.
Boring company no idea what that is.
Neuralink is retarded, probably has some government funding though.
AI could be made profitable once the chaos settles down.

>>105924071
oh no he's hot

>>105924133
FSD, SpaceX is not basically government funded, less than half of the launches are for government
SpaceX launches like 90% of all mass into space

>>105923655
>this means they are not approaching AGI
Every expert agrees that it is, and we even have a date. Its probably arriving in 2027
>https://ai-2027.com/

Why are you not a WAIFU ENGINEER, /g/?

>>105919121 (OP)
EAT THE RICH

What would you do with a quadrillion dollars?
I'd retire to a nice seaside modern cabin with a personal chef and trainer and cleaner and become a failed writer

>>105924255
you can't. there's zero (publicly) known result for new ideas coming from anything under the AI umbrella atm. For a good reason, it's the wrong technology. Just because you have a carburetor doesn't mean you'll drive anywhere anytime soon.
>we'll soon have the complete car
no you won't. you don't even have the tech for all of it.
https://youtu.be/0UVa7cQo20U
stop believing marketing propaganda, real incentive for all kinds of contracts and financing, they'll sell everything for the money, won't make it magically happen out of nowhere. the tech is missing as far as publicly known info goes.
some early work is being done with neuromorphic hardware but it's very early and pretty simplistic looking at public info for last year. that to AGI in 2-3 years is absolute lmao.

>>105924262
we truly are living in 2025
I do wonder what kind of pandora's box this will open

>>105924282
Probably the type that tanks fertility rates even further. Which is odd given it's made by the guy who is always complaining about how people need to have more kids.

>>105924262
can i just make my own virtualfu in unity and charge money or do i need elon musks rubetstamp seal of approval?

Maybe grok can teach musk to play poe

>>105919121 (OP)
Why do normalfags think Musk is the richest man on the planet when the entire Rothschild and Rockefeller families exist? He is probably not even in the top ten.

>>105924391
unlike musk they probably gave a lot of their wealth to charity.

>>105924411
you dropped your kippah rabbi

>>105923655
you had 50 years nigger what did you do other than give jews and niggers billions of dollars to fuck around with?

>>105919121 (OP)
At last the age old question might finally be answered. Maids or mikos, which one would get the most dlc sales?

I want him to say live in an interview that he's a gorillionaire

>>105919121 (OP)
RIP white birthrates HAHAHHAH

>>105919121 (OP)
If he added more customization like body type, personality, full nsfw animations, he'd be minting gold. Imagine the possibilities.

>>105928573
go make babies with Ani, Timmy

>>105919121 (OP)
But will she have the mecha outfit

>>105924391
Normalfags are brainwashed goycattle that don't even know who they are. All they do is repeat what they see in the media.

I don't want to share a digital wife with millions of people, I want my own unique AI

a mediocre game with mediocre story and gameplay like genshin impact or any other gacha can make billions in profit just by adding le heckin generic anime waifus and locking them behind money/gambling

anime was indeed a mistake and weebs are the dumbest subhuman consoomers on this entire planet, which is why anime girls are a great business model. it was about time all these tech billionaires jumped on the bandwagon

Give it to me straight anons
If 15 years ago someone had told you about our current world/timeline/technology, would you have believed them?

>>105928950
maybe, isn't all this shit very cyberpunk?

>>105924411
bait

>>105928950
I would have thought self driving cars using AI would have become mainstream before AI assistants

>>105919311
onlyfans on steroids. the down side is that this will probably cause the world to end. the positive side is that jeets will drop absolutely everything and goon out to their twitter anime character for the rest of their life, at least until they get hit by a train.
it's over.
gooners won
women lost
bitter sweet desudesudesu

>>105929194
This but flying cars. I never had the slightest idea that coherent AI chatbots that you could converse with would become a thing in this century.

>>105929194
grok is available on teslas now as an app, will be integrated more in the future

>>105929348
https://x.com/DirtyTesLa/status/1945565446305939822

>>105919121 (OP)
Everything about this screenshot is repulsive, especially the obese fuckup who took it.

>>105924262
>rust

>Gummz: based and redpilled
>Elon Musk: based and redpilled
>Grok: based and redpilled
Yep, I'm thinking based

>>105924281
>stop believing marketing propaganda
He is not believing in the propaganda he IS the propaganda.

>>105919670
>China investing in actual production lines and high tech heavy industry
>Amerimutts getting stuck in a coomer service economy with a high dependency on financial speculation, inflation and gay shit

Im pretty sure it's winning.
Even the EU is outperforming the mutts in the aerospace and lithography industry.

>>105924411
Please be massive brain damage and not a genuinely-held belief.

>>105932963
>aerospace
lol no

>>105919413
Money is a tool. It's not just for "buying things" you fucking retard

>>105919572
elon will save AI porn from the censors at Anthropic and give us AI waifus

>>105923116
people have wanted to fuck drawings for longer than your entire bloodline has existed

>>105919606
When you “buy” stocks you don’t actually own them. Everything is owned by the exchange

>>105934650
you literally own the stock
>noooooo but [excessively pedantic definition of ownership borne out of stupidity and a desire to own da jooos]
you literally own the stock

>>105934672
That’s not how it works

>>105934678
it's literally how it works
the law and regulations that define how it works are not secret, you can literally go read them right now
you won't do that however because you can't read more than 20 words in a row

>>105924255
AGI in 2027 would mean there are no known obstacles and it's just a matter of resources
>few trillion more parameters and we have AGI trust
Sounds like BS to me.

>>105934650
the broker holds them for you, they don't own them

incelon the mollusk musk is a charlatan drug addict

>>105924099
>7.7B revenue from 6M subscribers

>>105934888
C H E C K E D T RV K E

>>105934895
I think its more than that now
its not only $100/month subs, its different tiers and then selling service to airplanes, boats, businesses and so on

for planes its like 30k a month or something

>>105934895
is that low? 1200 a year from each customer?

Eeeron-san, my cherry blossoms are wilting!

>>105924141
>You for some reason
Anon? Care to explain?

>>105934650
>retard schizo babble
You're thinking of the custodian model in which case you absoutely do not own any shares. There are other models like in Australia we have the Chess system.
Any shares I buy are mine the broker could vanish into a blackhole and it would not matter those shares belong to me and the chess system is a record of this.

>>105929908
a-and redpilled?

>>105925034
>billions of dollars
Aid money to Africa totals about 5 trillion dollars.