Have you ever licked your screen and why

>>105924606 (OP)
no, because im not a mentally insane retard

>>105924606 (OP)
>Have you ever licked your screen?
No
>why
herpes

Ofc when I was 5 y.o. I had seen my hotfuck 1st crush so couldn't resist my animal lust nature

>*aki
Stay

almost.
>tags: baakurou sophie_neuenmuller feet

>>105924606 (OP)
Seems like something Chris Chan would do

>>105924606 (OP)
I think that anime feet might have made me act unwise already

>>105924606 (OP)
No. I don't have Down's Syndrome

Sometimes you just see something so hot on your screen that it's hard to resist and not to lick it.

>>105924606 (OP)
Yes. I used to with old monitors because they were cool as fuck to lick with the curve of the bezel and the static like warmth they shot out.

>>105924624
>>105925127
You're missing out.

Mental illness thread
>>>/adv/

>see this on your screen
what do?

>>105924606 (OP)
I admit I had the urge to for the reasons you're thinking, but in reality I only ever did it in those rare cases when the phone screen got too dirty and I had no immediate access to water or wipes.

>>105924606 (OP)
I did once as a teenager, I was too existed, wanted to lick a zoom in private part
Never again, it was the most disgusting thing I taste in my life

Zoomers will never know the joy of licking CRT glass

>>105924606 (OP)
I've licked my screen after cumming on it before
>>105926159
>what do?
grape

>>105924606 (OP)
No, but I really wish I could lick some of the images on my screen.

>>105925120
This

>>105924606 (OP)
not my screen, but i've licked >>105927608's screen after he came on it

>>105924606 (OP)
I only imagined it but never did it.

>>105927563
The way it crinkles on your tongue...

>>105931947
well thanks for that cute tummy, now I came on my screen and licked it again... (in that order, yes)

>>105924606 (OP)
yes, every tiem a niece pic is posted on /g/

>>105926159

No but I've tried using my nose on a touchscreen and it didn't work well.

>>105932009
I tried registering my dick on my phone's fingerprint reader and it worked fine. also worked fine with my cat's pawpads and cat's nose

>>105924606 (OP)
I did that with CRTs as a kid. Sensation on my tongue was similar to pop rocks, only with the crackling feeling. Did it out of boredom.

>>105924606 (OP)
Yes. I've also cum on a screen before.

good thread

>>105924606 (OP)
>>105926159
that's hikari
>>105929886
that's hikari and nozomi
>>105932007
that's arona

>>105932146
>that's arona
daily reminder to correct her when she doesn't give you good pulls and plap Plana instead

>>105924606 (OP)
No but I've licked armpits several times

>>105924606 (OP)
No, but ive licked a girls feet once
Better than penetrative sex
Girls feet tadye sooo gooood

>>105932146

>>105932319
that's momoi and green momoi

>>105932422
wrong. that's Midori and Pink Midori

>>105924606 (OP)
yeah whenever i see a tanned loli

I spilled beer on it by accident. Didn't want it to get too sticky too fast.

tech thread?

>>105932319
please don't post momoi, she's extremely racist and should not be given attention

>>105932575
techloligy thread

might as well ask here

what matrix server that doesn't ban rooms should make an acc in?

>>105931947
I really want to lick my screen all of a sudden...

>>105926159