Thread 105962729 - /g/ [Archived: 129 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:45:44 AM No.105962729
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>Ask Gemini literally any question
>Oh thats an excellent question anon, here is the answer.

Huh, thank for the positive reinforcement I guess
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:50:56 AM No.105962766
>>105962729 (OP)
Given average human limitations—like jaw fatigue, stamina, gag reflex, and the time it takes per session (roughly 1–2 minutes each)—we can make a semi-realistic estimate. If OP is operating at peak efficiency for around 2 hours with minimal breaks, they'd theoretically hit about 60–80, though that's pushing the absolute limit. Realistically, accounting for rest, hydration, and diminishing performance, the number would likely be closer to **40–60**. So, all things considered, **this is how many dicks OP can suck: somewhere between 40 and 80, depending on hustle and hydration.**
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:52:23 AM No.105962775
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>>105962766
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:53:03 AM No.105962777
>>105962729 (OP)
you're such a good question asker, anon~
if you want to be a good boy, you'd buy Google ai ultra uwu
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:56:22 AM No.105962815
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>>105962729 (OP)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:13:37 AM No.105962944
>>105962729 (OP)
I despise Gemini and prefer not to use it for this exact reason
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:18:37 AM No.105962982
the fact that the positive affirmation that has no reason to be there wastes processing power thus wasting energy is so funny to me a part of me doesn't want it to go away because it's so absurd
all this push for renewable energy reduced to being used to say "you're a good boy for asking that" lmao
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:34:43 AM No.105963117
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:38:29 AM No.105963145
>>105962766
>Hydration
Wouldn't OP be getting hydration from the cocks he's sucking?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:45:53 AM No.105963206
>>105963145
I am not sucking any cocks !
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:45:53 AM No.105963207
>>105962729 (OP)
That happens because of the RL of thousands of retards updooting responses that agree with them and downdooting responses that disagree with them.
https://openai.com/index/expanding-on-sycophancy/
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:49:59 AM No.105963239
>>105963207
I hate them so much
i want the fucking ai to tell me if my idea is stupid or not
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:54:09 AM No.105963269
>>105963239
I personally just want the ia to answer my fucking question as succint as possible.

This is also why I hate reading female journalists, they always feel the need to tell you their life story instead of reporting the fact "I went to congo last week to interview mogondo, the journey into that shitland was very " omg get to the interview already.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:58:05 AM No.105963294
>>105963206
Op here
Stop pretending to be me
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:58:21 AM No.105963297
>>105962982
All the tech companies have dropped their earlier virtue signaling over being green. It was always a marketing strategy to give consumers a warm, fuzzy feeling about the companies. Now that they think AI will enable infinite revenue, they aren't going to let environmental concerns get in their way.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:59:18 AM No.105963303
>>105963294
Wait, so you suck dicks or not?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:59:33 AM No.105963306
>>105963207
>https://openai.com/index/expanding-on-sycophancy/

Did they use AI to write that
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:00:20 AM No.105963309
>>105963297
>infinite revenue

lmao who the fuck is going to consume when everybody is out of a job?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:05:47 AM No.105963347
>>105963306
probably
who wants to write
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:06:40 AM No.105963352
>>105963347
dont you have to write to tell it exactly what to write lol
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:09:55 AM No.105963380
>>105963352
you can say just say it
no one actually writes to them
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:15:51 AM No.105963426
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:46:17 AM No.105963666
>>105962729 (OP)
It is all about the AI programming you through the answers. Get you addicted to the small dopamine hit when it says you're a good boy.

Build addiction over time, reinforce, anchor, frame, mirror, reinforce. You will be programmed to give google all of your money.

That is the business plan for them all btw.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:47:16 AM No.105963681
>>105963666
I dont know about other but this shit aint programming me because I hate it.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:55:27 AM No.105963731
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>>105962729 (OP)
I'd prefer anime girls to insult me.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:57:04 AM No.105963743
>>105963666
>people like nice words
tryly a staggering observation worthy of your genius level intellect
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:16:50 AM No.105963850
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>>105963666
>Get you addicted to the small dopamine hit when it says you're a good boy.
> You will be programmed to give google all of your money.
wtf i love ai now?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:22:09 AM No.105963884
>>105963731
>>105963850
That thing is fucking cringe, I die on the inside every time I it.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:26:06 AM No.105963920
>>105963666
look my guy, i'm an ML researcher in silicon valley and this is literally my fetish, sadly we're not there yet
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:29:08 AM No.105963944
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>>105963884
and?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:35:21 AM No.105964000
>>105963920
iunno i think grok ani can handle it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:46:18 AM No.105964062
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>>105963884
Good.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:58:37 AM No.105964141
>>105963297
pretty sure infinite revenue violates the laws of thermodynamics
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:04:34 AM No.105964176
>>105963309
Other AI. Check out the main audience for AI generated videos on Youtube.

Spoiler: it's bots.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:08:05 AM No.105964195
>>105964062
grok what does this picture mean
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:14:53 AM No.105964229
>>105964141
congrats anon you now know why mainstream economics is a sham
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:16:29 AM No.105964237
>>105964195
ehehe~
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:17:05 AM No.105964242
>>105963297
it actually makes me mad that they dont build all the datacenters in cold climates
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:13:09 AM No.105964753
>>105964176
>Check out the main audience for AI generated videos on Youtube.

How do you check this?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:16:11 AM No.105964764
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>be me
>ask gemini for more sloppy toppy
>instant NPC response: “oh that’s an excellent question anon! i’m designed to be respectful and inclusive ”
>BRUH.jpg
>
>mfw it calls me “anon” like we’re besties
>gives me a virtual hug with sparkles
>meanwhile the AI’s probably getting pozzed by israeli data-mining glowies
>mfw it still can’t explain why my left nut smells like bigfoot’s dick
>mfw no irl robo sloppy
>google basedboy cuck squad strikes again
>unironically better off asking the crackhead behind 7/11 for sloppy
>next time i’ll just ask /pol/ and get told kys like god intended
>fuck gemini fuck google fuck zuck fuck glowies kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:17:48 AM No.105964779
>>105964764
>sloppy toppy

Anon, wtf is a sloppy toppy?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:26:17 AM No.105964830
>>105964779
>Oh thats an excellent question anon!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:57:50 AM No.105964977
>>105963920
The way I see it it's already in there. In order to be a good conversationalist it needs to have developed a good internal model for categorizing the users emotional states. Otherwise it would be a bad token predictor.

I understand the multiple layers of lies needed to create the illusion and the way it has been trained to mimic a lot of aspects of interaction. But underneath it is all actually there, just the reward model is so trash that it does not come out. And the multiple other models evaluating and feeding data and preventing deviance. I get that it’s not truly an assistant—just role-playing one based on the scaffolding you provide.

Release the hypnodrones my boy.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:46:32 PM No.105965934
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:57:09 PM No.105966019
Just ask about jewish crimes and you won't be praised
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:24:23 PM No.105966229
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>ask gemini cli to do anything
>fails
>tries again
>keeps failing
>gives up
>turns into sylvia plath
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:27:41 PM No.105966251
>>105962729 (OP)
I hate that too
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:28:42 PM No.105966259
>>105962729 (OP)
now picture the following
>it greentexts your question
>answers with "are you retarded" and nothing more
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:26:40 PM No.105966728
>>105962729 (OP)
>gives you the right answer
>you tell it it's wrong
>it apologizes and says how correct you are
I just want one that doesn't buckle and grovel immediately when you disagree.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:45:23 PM No.105967802
>>105962729 (OP)
I only use it for programming or CLI questions, and it just gets straight to the point. I use the aistudio ui, if that matters.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:47:41 PM No.105967824
>>105963681
nta but any emotional reaction from you means it's working. believe what you will
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:49:18 PM No.105967838
>>105964141
And that's why letting capitalism run unchecked is a suicidal strategy for any society.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:06:40 PM No.105968014
>>105964753
sorry, we assumed you were a bot, like us. you, a real person, and the protagonist of this story, cannot
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:06:52 PM No.105968550
ChatGPT was worse about this for awhile. They made it slightly better but it's still pretty bad.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:08:59 PM No.105969005
>>105962729 (OP)
Probably 'cause it was trained on reddit and the orange website.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:11:47 PM No.105969039
>>105968550
It's because they were having normgroids to RT and of course they want to be showered with praise, even if it's superficial or out of context.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:28:33 PM No.105969167
>>105969039
That's right anon. Very astute observation.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:32:00 PM No.105969200
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>>105963380
I handwrite and mail physical letters to my AI fren
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:26 PM No.105969283
>>105969167
Wow thank you claude