How much weight can these Chinese parking bots move?

>>105966122 (OP)
Can't move yo mom

>>105966122 (OP)
At least two tons.

>>105966122 (OP)
Niggers will steal these to steal Hellcats, won't they?

>>105966150
lol, you bet

>>105966122 (OP)
that's actually super cool

>>105966122 (OP)
Now do it without Americans.

>>105966122 (OP)
just use this thing to always drive the car, it's easier on the tires

>>105966122 (OP)
>terminal carbrain

>>105966312
It's third worlders' turn to distinguish themselves from the unwashed masses by getting into debt for a rolling cage that becomes the sole extension of their personality. All 5, 6, 7 billion of them dream of this.

>>105966122 (OP)
Man, I'm not sure I would trust that thing not to fuck up slightly and ram the car straight into those glass walls.

>>105966122 (OP)
there's people who can move planes this really isn't impressive but cool nevertheless

why can't they just drive the car into that parking space?

>>105967828
Why pay someone when the manager will probably be able to do this from his office, eventually.

>only works on perfectly smooth granite floors.

>>105968116
They also work on paved roads

>>105966122 (OP)
bout three fitty

>>105966122 (OP)
So instead of driving the car inside the store, they made this silly robot. Okay.

>>105967828
Looks like those robodollies can make tighter turns. Appears to pivot fully on one end when it backs the car through the doors.

>>105968166
It's not even automatic

>>105968233
why would you want it to be automatic?

>>105968166
>They also work on paved roads
O, to live in a nation where the roads weren't just chunks of gravel held together by asphalt. O, to live in a nation where the populace wouldn't steal this bot so they can strip it for parts to get meth and weed.

>>105968166
>>105966122 (OP)
>not automatic
>can't be used on steep inclines
>can't be used in bad weather conditions
Yeah, it's useless. Try that shit when there's 6"+ of snow/ice on the ground.

>>105968252
Because if they're going to make pointless technology might as well make brag more about it.

>>105968343
>not automatic
again, wtf is with the automatic
you want a roomba bumping into walls trying to drag a car somewhere?

>>105968393
Fine, strike the "not automatic" comment. It's still useless as you need perfect conditions to even use the fucker.

>>105966122 (OP)
Now do it withot Americans

>>105968343
China derangement syndrome

Don't you have $2000 in rent to pay and or be homeless living in your cramped car while eating fast food, amerimutt?

>>105968520
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is for use in like buildings and tight parking garages, not the wilderness.

>>105968538
>wilderness
>average street during the winter or when it rains
You're really pulling shit out of your ass so you don't admit I'm right.

>>105968530
Non sequitur

>>105966122 (OP)
>>105968166
Imagine using these to steal cars. You just set it down near a car and set it to drive to your base of operations. Nobody would recognize that nobody is driving, they'd probably just think it's some asshole who forgot to signal. You don't need to spend time popping the lock worrying about the alarm, just set the robot out to drive off with it.
Also imagine fucking with people in the parking lot, rearranging the cars at like Walmart or the mall.

>>105967155
>ram the car straight into those glass walls.
Look at how sped up both of the videos ITT are
It's moving inches a second, and probably doesn't have the force to ram the car into the wall hard enough to do anything more than scratch the plastic fender

And that’s another job deprecated!!,

>>105972903
robots stole our jobs now they're stealing our cars

>>105966122 (OP)
Just use spherical tires

>>105968166
>implying pigs will move your car for you and not just tow it for kickbacks
now that's science fiction
>>105971878
they can't go that fast and probably can't run that long.

>>105968530
nobody mentioned you chankoro though, bot

>park bot doesnt know the jag points are slightly different on your car
>completely bends the metal frame

Thank you park bot

>>105966122 (OP)
Great. Now I'll have throw an anchor so mall jannies won't move car from those 3 disabled spaces I parked across.

>>105967828
asian

>technology board
>hate new technology
How did this happen?

>>105973062
It seems to lift cars up by their tires

>>105974268
im tired of chinks posting old stolen tech as if it is new

>>105966122 (OP)
I'm trusting the CHANGBOT-9000 to repeatedly smack my car into a fucking wall

>>105974304
why would you even respond to a guy who thinks jack points are called 'jag' points?

>>105974268
this has been a meme since at least 2006 please lurk and go back in that order
thank youonegaishimasu

>>105966122 (OP)
alright, now this a pretty cool doodah.
I'm sure when it does go wrong tho, it shall do so spectacularly.

>>105974317
Im tired and didn't even notice lol

>>105974268
you'll understand when you're older

>>105966122 (OP)
If I never have to tip for valet parking -- roll them out

>>105968524
you are partially correct

>>105967146
At least he can go places and you gotta hop on a fucking Greyhound with all the illegal immigrants to get outta town. If trump kicks these fuckers out more jobs for real Americans who actually need the jobs more so they don't live with mom and dad anymore. Why does Juan Diego get to pick tomato's for a living in Bakersfield while Timmy in 10th grade can get a head start on his future by laboring in fields like a real man. Can't ween off your mum's tit for life, these immigrants should think smarter than walking into a trap. We don't need Juan raping innocent white girls and drugging them with coke laced with fentynal. Too many junkies downtown breakdancing in the McDonald's parking lot @ 3 in the morning. Reason a lot of them shut down earlier, they don't want to deal with the bad ones. Stoned teenagers and college bums are easy to deal with, illegal
Immigrants touching my food no thanks might get fentanyl poisoning

I'd duct tape a deckchair to one those.

>>105968233
>>105968343
>>105970296
>muh automatic
>muh snow
Holy mutt cope. you're buck broken by china kek
>>105974268
autism plus mutts gigacoping about china KEK

I would love this puny chinky little thing tow a Bubba's lifted and widened Ford© F-850 HyperDuty™ 5 axle CurbStomper with 32 inch rims!

>>105974268
technology is when there is a new flavour-of-the-month JS framework or we have yet another C vs Rust thread, not some stupid robotics

>>105974268
>Le ebin 420 "Move fast and break things"
They are releasing pure fecal matter and relying on the fact that politicians and puppet masters will have investments in their scam before anyone gets around to actually drafting legislation for it, so you get shit like ebike rentals and scooter littering that fuck everything up.