Thread 105973844

and rides a motorcycle.
And his youtube profile links to his IG.
Imagine being so much of a fraud, that another, slightly less obvious fraud exposes you.

>>105973844 (OP)
Is he a pajeet?

>>105973844 (OP)
I'm guessing this "dev" critique were entirely ad hominem attacks and no actual critical analysis of code because he's not an actual programmer

who and who lmao

>>105973997
I (OP) only saw a small bit of it.
ProstateSoftware is clearly a no-skill LARPer whose code has "tells," like testing booleans for integeral equivalence
> if (is_active == 1)
or
> if (is_next == 0)
which is retarded, so, yeah, he's a fraud.
But the guy critiquing him also a fraud:
>calls himself "Coding Jesus"
>has sleeve tats on both arms
>rides/repairs motorcyles
>does not link to any publicly reviewable projects of his own
There are "coding chads," like pic related, but they're not on YouTube.

>>105973975
Israeli

No I’m not joking

>>105974091
Puritans are so weird man, go pray or something the internet is full of sin

>>105974091
tbdesu i just shipped a shovelware game and the code was laughably bad, like 4% of my usual quality.
Hell, have you seen the leaked Wipeout 1 code, or any leaked game code really? Another thing, if (condition == 1) is actually a necessity in some fucktarded langs like JS, or at least a good defensive practice. Lastly, when I was a noob I would do the opposite of this, I'd do shit like bitwise ops to avoid branching in code that was equivalent to what most PS1 games did in unoptimized C shitcode on a 33 mhz MIPS with a terrible compiler, except I was targeting 3 GHz PCs and it was gameplay code. Pure fucking waste of time. If your target machine is anything faster than an amiga or a GBA it literally doesn't matter if it's not an RTS or something.

>>105973844 (OP)
>Has tattoo
>Ride a bike
Oh this discredits him clearly.
Wtf are you trying to say you massive faggot?

>>105973997
Aside from being an unlikable cunt, the critique is that he brings up working at Blizzard and makes it seem like he's some hardcore programmer when in reality he was some QA tester, which just does mundane shit all day finding bugs in games and reporting them to real developers. Which is why he's using a game engine for toddlers, can't finish his game because he doesn't know how to, and desperately tries to cope.

>>105973844 (OP)
he was also born in Israel but immigrated to USA and now works in Hong kong, but he is using "Jesus" in his name (not very kosher) so maybe he is not a zionist "quant" tech bro. Either way, Thor and his retarded ass 69420 manually indexed storyline array is stupid

>is a chad
still better at coding/more successful than you
>only vibecodes
still better at coding/more successful than you
how do you guys even cope?

>>105974228
Ad hominem I'd not an argument shizo

>>105974243
that's the only thing you noticed and not my valid criticism of piratesoftware's bullshit codebase. Shalom rabbi, I'll sub to your getcracked.io course.

>>105974259
You have no valid argument and your example is ad hominem you fucking moron

>>105974091
>>105973844 (OP)
Whenever I see "good code, bad code" it always revolves around an idea that writing less symbols/letters = good even if it makes code unreadable. That or purity checks that don't make any performance difference like tabs vs spaces. That's because writing code is not a real engineering and not a real job. It is artificially convoluted and most of people write more or less same code

>>105974214
>Oh this discredits him clearly.
Yeah, pretty much.
Expert programmers don't look like that.
And his credibility rests on
>just trust me bro
no publicly reviewable projects of his own, at least that I can find.

>>105974281
>Expert
Did he claim to be an expert?
>Looks
How about you stick to code reviews?
>I can't find things
Sounds like a you problem

>>105974299
>Did he claim to be an expert?
He calls himself "coding jesus" and apparently does 1-on-1 paid consulting.

>>105974353
And does he claim to be an expert?
Or do you think kids who do tutoring are experts?

>>105974353
He calls himself coding jesus cause he looks like jesus, you have autsim

>>105974373
nice tattoo faggot

>>105974395
I know plenty of software engineers, the majority of them have tattoos. You must be American.

>>105974403
>I know plenty of software engineers
>No don't ask them what they actually do or show any of their projects

>>105974264
retard, read again. This isn't about coding jesus, its about PIRATE SOFTWARE BEING A RETARD

>>105973844 (OP)
I would say the only thing that matters is shipping your product, but this tranny voice changer guy has been working on his game for 10 years or something and it looks like a flash game.

>>105973844 (OP)
>ad hominem
come on anon

>>105974093
he put Jesus in his name so he is christian.
Captcha: AG0YW

>>105974093
he is jesus after all

>>105974281
What does that have to with the bike?

Who is the bigger technolo/g/y lolcow by now? Piratesoftware or YanDev?

>>105973844 (OP)
Who the fuck even is that and what does tattoos have anything to do with anything? Lots of people have tattoos.

>usually get less than 50.000 views
>make a video on current meme person
>get millions of views
>start milking it and release 4 videos in a row on fucking Pirate Software

Being a lolcow commentary channel is almost as sad as being an actual lolcow.

>grifters shit in your mouth
>you go "yum!"
>you ask for some more
thank fucking god that's not me

>>105974281
this pajeet nigga contributes to monero so idgaf

>>105975551
Tattoos are a sign of sub-100 IQ.

>>105975798
At least it isn’t a neck tattoo

>>105975798
i used to think this was retarded but as ive gotten older its 100% true lmao

>>105975834
I just don't see what anyone has to gain from injecting ink under their skin.

>>105973844 (OP)
You mean the dude that showed off a book on c++ during a critique video instead of something actually relevant like GAME MAKER is also grifting? Who would have thought!

>>105974280
>it always revolves around an idea that writing less symbols/letters = good even if it makes code unreadable. That or purity checks that don't make any performance difference like tabs vs spaces. That's because writing code is not a real engineering and not a real job. It is artificially convoluted and most of people write more or less same code
No, it is. You're just surrounded by normalfags who were promised by their parents they would be millionaires if only they took this one particular community college course. This actually says a lot about you too.

The pandering to "muh science" youre doing is really retarded. On the other hand, you are correct in the sense of every participating in this drama, including these jewish youtubers, 4cuck users, and so on, they're all braindead retards with a superficial understanding.

Yes, none of them are raising value technical arguments. They're just retards programmed to sperge out at anything more than a 5 line nodejs query url script. Or, like, "hurrdurr i see if statement. yandev code. haha"

>>105975935
>everyone* participating
>valuable* technical arguments
I can't wait for all you fucking tourists to begone so that the industry can go back to building software, fancy new hardware, and new paradigms. We don't need 20% of the population sarrrring up the internet with your python/react/unity/unreal slop some unfortunate spastics were told is a valid programming career.

>>105973844 (OP)

What's wrong with riding a motorcycle? I ride a motorcycle. It is way more convenient for urban commuting.

>>105975994
Because it's just a toy for overgrown toddlers.

>>105973844 (OP)
hes supposed to be a quant
and maybe he is
his portfolio did +140% in the past year

its just that he used the most milquetoast trading strategy one could possibly imagine
fukken s&p boomers have more exciting portfolios than he has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8vAlNf9qI4

>>105975551
>tattoos have anything to do with anything? Lots of people have tattoos
How many tattoos do Linus Torvals, John Carmack, or D. Richard Hipp have?

>>105975519
Yandev doesn't pretend he's some 1337 genius. He makes excuses why his game is shit, but he admitted his code is bad. The furry fag has never once admitted to being wrong about anything and his stream history is huge so there's a lot to dig out, point out and watch him go ballistic denying being bad at literally anything.
So I'd say he topped yandev here.

>>105975566
>people want to watch vids on this topic
>no, I won't make what people want to see, which would benefit both me and them
???

>>105976028
Better examples to go with would be Torvalds, Eric S Raymond and Avie Tevanian. As in people who created something both complex and useful.

>>105976005
lol ragebait

>>105976039
>quant being a breadtuber
nah its ego
or he isnt a quant
but he did some good trrades so i think its ego
also bc "coder jesus" but hes nothing special

What's wrong with having tattoos and driving a motorcycle. Some people have sex guys, there is nothing wrong with it because YOU don't have sex.

>>105976073
>What's wrong with having tattoos and driving a motorcycle. Some people have sex guys,

>>105976073
imagine buying a bike and getting tattoos to get sex
its fucking lame
he should have bought a used thinkpad and installed gentoo on it

>>105976086

I'd rather cut my dick of them install gentoo

>>105976028
Did you do a full body inspection on them before or after you sucked their dicks?

>>105976081
Turn computers on not women!!! 2025 #TheMovement

>>105975798
Someone with a tattoo beat you up in school, didn't he?

>>105976178
If you had a tattoo in the school I went to you would be expelled. Rightfully so.

>>105973844 (OP)
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Why does everybody on this board get mad when somebody has any semblance of a life outside of smashing a keyboard and waiting for death.

>>105976120
but anon
you can also do both, its not necessarily an either/or

>>105976188
fact: most gentoo users cut off their balls

>>105976073
piratesoftware 100% definitely made this thread himself thinking that 4chan actually gets mad about "cool"(-looking) people

>>105976178
>people in his shithole go to school with tattoo
lmfao what a self own

>>105975935
>>105974280
highly agreed. most programmers are utterly pathetic people and piratesoftware is no exception. thoughever the 9999 line array for flags is not the sole reason he's a pathetic pile of shit and pretty far from the best reason

>>105976019
>he made money but not on meme stonks therefore it's bad
???

is anybody going to link the video or has this board fallen so far that we're all just expected to be constantly logged into Google/YouTube and get shoveled the same slop by the algorithm?

>>105976289
no, not meme stonks
its just
he goes like "quant this" and then "quant that" and then "as a quant" etc etc
and when you look at his portfolio he has the brilliance of a puddle of mud
fucking njudea carries his portfolio
big fucking quant
like every boomer ever under the sun

im not mad
im madly disappointed

>>105976373
>he invested in a company that both makes high-demand consumer products AND has unreasonable tech bubble hype, how dare he! how dare he!!! its so BORING how could he !!!!!!!!
you seem like the type of guy who tells people to not get 401ks or pay into employment insurance and just throw their money on crypto meme coins

>>105976383
>immediately starts talking about me
why are you seething anon?
are you his fanboi?

>>105973844 (OP)
>Imagine being so much of a fraud, that another, slightly less obvious fraud exposes you.
I no have idea who this guy is because I only watched that video about Jason's shitty code. Anyway while watching his video I was thinking there is something off about him

The content CJ puts out is pretty funny to me. I guess in that industry you need to know some fucking stupid trivia about C++, when in reality, most regular people would just check the docs.
That being said, the code in Heartbound is fucking horrible.

>>105975519
Yanderedev unironically has better code and a more ambiguous game.

>>105975519
you

>>105976056
He explained why he's called that. He had long hair and people kept saying he looks like jesus. That's it, it's not supposed to mean he's a code god.

>>105976815
yeah cuz he aint
the code roasting i saw is the equivalent of beating an armless midget.
or berating flat earthers

>>105976815
>>105976826
yeah
code jesus was like
>why dont you have an earlly exit, lol
and im like
>ytf are both of you doing that on your cpu?

>>105976553
>most regular people would just check the docs.
That is quite literally what CJ did

>>105973844 (OP)
>oh yeah guy insulted grifter man? well he's a grifter too
No shit sherlock. Now fuck off.

>>105976877
No, I'm talking about his regular content. He interviews candidates like they would be interviewed in an actual quant job interview. They go over the most unnecessary trivia about C++. From the top of my head, this was one of the questions he went over with one candidate:

int main() {
char a = 1;
char b = 2;

auto c = a + b; // What is the type of c?
return 0;
}



I guess this tests some familiarity with C++, but literally when would you have to remember this kind of shit.

>>105973844 (OP)
He's doing the good'ol clean code spiel. I haven't found a single person who masturbated on 'code quality' shit who wasn't a massive retard who has nothing to contribute to solving real problems, and instead is just picking fight with other devs based on meaningless window dressing details, and then going to management to tell on them.

The saddest thing is these people tend to be the biggest useless sacks of shit, incapable or unwilling to solve technical problems, and instead spend their days on making their code look pretty and shitting on actual productive people who have better things to do.

>>105977278
That being said, I'm sorry for commenting on this thread. Eceleb grifter vs. Eceleb grifter is not something self-respecting people should be interested in.

>>105974281
When did he claim to be an expert?

>>105973997
>I didn't watch the video but here's my opinion
why is 4chan like this?

>>105973844 (OP)
This is what no pussy does to man, he makes e-celeb threads on /g/.

>>105976005
Bus rider coded post.

>>105973844 (OP)
/g/ has turned into an even mix of e-celeb worship and tranny posting with no room for /g/ related topics.

>>105973997
his criticism was about a ==1 rather than a >=1 check because MAYBE someone other than the ONLY DEV in the future may want to add another condition

>>105977572
yeaaaaah.... okay

>>105977660
who cares? does it work?

the code nitpicking is so boring he should find some seg faults

>>105977676
>who cares
the internet
>does it work
some say miracles do happen

Cucks in cages are eternally envious of people who ride motorcycles so that's why this thread is full of seething retards attacking him.

Yes, I know why you overtake motorcyclists at 70mph in a 40mph zone revving your engine like an idiot, you want to remind everyone that your engine is bigger.

>>105977572
was_selected = 0, 1, 1, 0


print 'W', print 'e', print 'l', print 'c', print 'o', print 'm', print 'e',


Pirate Software can code as much as I can and I'm not a software engineer. Cope.

>>105977929
>Cucks in cages are eternally envious of people who ride motorcycles

Not him but I've had to scrape grey matter off of my uniform/gear more than once.

>>105977986
Yes but that's natural selection. Idiots racing their racebikes on public roads and weaving through traffic have very short life expectancy. The best motorcyclists don't speed and wait in line and respect other road users. I'm still right about envious drivers, overtaking motorcyclists because of insecurity, though.

>>105973997
No, the code was actually unpaid intern-tier
Not straight up jeetcode, but you could tell that the person who wrote it would have benefited greatly from Programming 101 and DSA courses at the local community college

>>105973844 (OP)
>motorcycle + tattoos means you're not a programmer
the guy writes C++ so it's natural that he's a chad with normal hobbies and a family. only rust freaks think its expected to be a nolife incel freak wearing thigh high socks and consuming estrogen like you

>>105975364
he himself said the name is because someone said he looked like Jesus with his long hair, and it stuck. it has nothing to do with religious beliefs
also he has hebrew + an israeli flag in his bio

>>105975519
YandereDev doesn't sell himself as an industry veteran and has still developed a more complete game than PS has and likely ever will

>>105978002
>Yes but that's natural selection.
Yeah and a lot of them have already spread their seed by the time they spread their mind on the asphalt. Oh well, it's job security.

found another fraud, no real programmer looks this roided out

>>105979252
I (OP) posted an example of one, codechad Ted Unangst >>105974091
But you don't find these people on YouTube reviewing the code of narcissistic nepobaby furries.

>>105973844 (OP)
Coding Jesus's entire content is just shitting on his viewers in his "mock interviews". He just keeps asking harder C++ questions until they don't know the answers, then he shits on them while chat repeats "cooked".
He also only interviews with college grads with no practical experience, so he can easily come up with complex questions a college grad can't answer.
We never see him actually coding something so I assume he's just an average C++ quant dev.

>>105977986
Supposedly you're 35x more likely to be in a fatal accident on a motorcycle than in a car.
However, if these people are organ donors, then they're doing a public service with their stupidity.

>>105981074
Isn’t that more because cars hit you, or just because you aren’t encased in a steel cage designed to protect you?

>>105981074
The problem with motorcycles is that you can be the best fucking driver in the world, if you get T-boned by a retard speeding through a red light in a three ton SUV there isn't anything that'll protect you from becoming a red smear on the road

>>105974281
He's a maintainer of monero,
How can you fail at googling so fucking bad my dude?

>>105973844 (OP)
Why do incels seethe so much about tattoos?

>>105977929
They immediately proved you right too.