Name 1 (one) reason you're not programming in the white man's language

because it's an abstraction of mathematics, not computers.

>>105989700
tsmt
\thread
lisptranies btfo w/o survivors

>>105989708
>>105989700
unfuckingironically
the on phrase that encompasses the essence of the grievances to be directed towards haskell, or lisp
computers are logic machines, not mathematical ones
if one would want a mathematical machine, then it would be analog computers

>>105989685 (OP)
ryo is a japanese woman

I don't like languages that put meaning to indent levels

>>105989779
how the fuck is this relevant you complete retard?
how are you not supposed to post on /a/?
>bc its a tranime picrel
first off tranime != anime
second
you have fuck all to do on this board if anime is all you know
theres fucking /a/
and third:
your fucking taste in anime sucks
you should fucking defenestrate yourself

>>105989791
Thanks for dropping my interest in it to 0

>>105989700
This, imagine making 100 copies of your data instead of just changing it because you're using a programming language that likes to pretend you can't do it.

>>105989815
wtfh
they cant be doing this, bros

could you provide me an example thereof?
a snippet of code that does that

>>105989685 (OP)
I saw the light with ASM and C-like languages.
Haskell is a luciferian(or whoever owns the programming market) psyop to make programming less accessible than it really is just like OOP is.
OOP is just as bad as fartkell.

>>105989887
baste
the actual problem with math based languages is the abstraction
i like to invoke
>just square root it bro
its an innocent operation in maths
its used everywhere
but in programming you achieve that by approximation
which is extremely costly

>>105989812
What the fuck did I just read?

Too busy writing C and scheme.

>>105989921
what you just read
duh
wym fag

>>105989928
c is exactly as complex as the thing youre building.
for better or worse

>>105989685 (OP)
C++ exists, I don't need anything else

>>105989937
Some sort of a schizo monologue of a mind torn by a painful realization that tranime is more important that his haskell post but also wants to be seen as a le cool anime watcher who has the good taste in cartoons.

>>105989973
>self-flagellation: the language
I'd rather not program at all than use sepples.

>>105989845
Big part of functional programming is immutability my dude. Logic goes that, if you're working in a large project, it's a bad ides to mutate state, instead you duplicate it and change the duplicate, because if you change state, and someone was relying on that state, their code won't work correctly, and there's no way to get the old state back.. Hundreds of times for a single structure or something is reaching and it's also not restricted to the functional paradigm, but it does happen sometimes. Anyways, functional programming is meme shit, fill OOP is a bit of a meme too, classless OOP and procedural are king.

>>105989685 (OP)
I'm brown.

>>105989845
Haskell does not naively make copies of data. he is a retard that unironically read the word "immutable" regarding Haskell's data structures, and failed to research the concept of persistent data structures.

>>105989986
>classless OOP and procedural
find the gotard!

>>105989986
fkin
sepples codified that with their private vs public thingy
which is retarded
i mean
dont shove your fingers into working machinery
interfaces exist for a reason

the real difference with c is that nothing is private
and its up to the programmer not to be a napoleonian retard

truth is
industry is rife with retards
and sepples
rust
and even the libc are attempts at reigning them in
if you work with me i will provide you with clean interfaces
like
you would feel like working with paithon
but people have egos
and autism
so thats why the industry created sepples
to reign in the autism and other kinds of developmental retardation
>if its encoded into the language you cannot do zigzags
>the fukken compiler will tell you no, and you aint negociating with it

the faults are within fucking autism.
and other, parent retardations

>>105989685 (OP)
Cant. Llvm is CPP, and all embedded shit is in c.

>>105990027
yeah makes sense
that would have been too enormous to be true
he didnt post code so you win by default so to speak

>>105989685 (OP)
>Takes all good stuff from Haskell
>Isn't anal about it
>Takes all good stuff from Java
>Has actual industry applications
Anon I...

>>105989845
https://wiki.haskell.org/Introduction#Quicksort_in_Haskell
You can't even write a real quicksort in haskell. It's copying the data instead of partitioning it. How do functionaltards tolerate this?

>>105989983
that doesnt concern me doe
i write c
and opencl c
ive done other shit but this is my current stack
and i deal with this from preference
bc i can see the ones and zeroes so to speak
its a natural fit, i have a+ visualization capabilities
ironically its bc i fled from the hardships of life into an imaginary world when i was a child
now i leverage the same piping to get 140+ iq in visualization
you should have been traumatized as a kid i guess

>>105990179
big maffboi L
maffbois suck at brogramming and thats what it is

>>105990179
>>105990215
cont.
>just fukken square root it bro

>>105990179
>ignoring that Haskell allows for optional mutability
>ignoring that Haskell implements sorting in its stdlib
you're a faggot that doesn't build shit.
now go ahead and have fun trying to use locking mechanisms in <whatever lang> to implement a concurrent system where you have many users of shared objects, and objects are used based on the data present within other objects.
hint: if your technique does not involve re-acquiring locks based on their sorting order, you are doing things wrong.
in Haskell, you just use software transactional memory, which, btw, is backed by persistent data structures.

>>105989985
skill issue

>>105990260
>a concurrent system where you have many users of shared objects
alrdy done
its called eunuchs

feel free to write something in your faggotlang
that could larp as a replacement, faggot

>>105989685 (OP)
Ryou is such a shit person

>>105991849
Other than owe money what did she do that could earn herself being called a shit person?

>>105989685 (OP)
I do like side effects

>>105992787
She was probably eating plants and shrubs from the side of the road without municipal permission

GNU Guile.
Absolute Legacy Integration.
Total Auditable System.

>>105989685 (OP)
I need my pointers and my sanity.

>>105993570
based /g/uixchad