How the fuck can I get a good job if my only experience is an Indianified codemonkey shithole?

How can I get a job if I'm a neet with no experience?

>>105991729 (OP)
>How the fuck can I get a good job
go back to school and become a doctor
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/highest-paying.htm
>>105991774
>neet with no experience
become a home health aide and personal care aide, requires no experience
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/home-health-aides-and-personal-care-aides.htm

>>105992103
i am unironically planning on becoming a physician assistant kek (not op)

fuck tech
brb nice pay and job security
the only con is dealing with sad shit i guess

>>105991729 (OP)
Surely there must be at least some tech jobs left there in Canada?

>>105993010
USA actually
>>105992103
how can i get money without more school or being an email worker