Thread 105994847

AGI is assured now

>>105994847 (OP)
i cant wait to fly in the ai bult ai coded space rocket to mars!

I kinda want to live in a world where an AI super computer rules over every aspect of my life like in that old movie. I forgot what it’s called.

>>105994847 (OP)
aka, Elon/xAi needs more funding, again.
Why are all these characters such needy bitches?

>>105994854
would be better than the jeetcode from previous rockets

>>105994847 (OP)
Only good can come out of this.

>>105994847 (OP)
>Retard realizes his only lifeboat from the failing car company is to dupe morons with the AGI scam.
>Normies and /g/ fall for it, again
Just another day watching the sheep herders

HOLY SHIT AN AGI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>105994847 (OP)
Elon proves once more he is the smartest Human who has ever and will ever Live.

>>105994901
Carnosaur 2.

>>105994847 (OP)
When is full self driving coming again?

>>105995052
2 weeks.
Elon has predicted this.

I own a Tesla but I genuinely fucking hate this guy. Midwit king who keeps on fleecing retards and is worth billions

>>105994859
tfw we'll never get AGI

Enol is a grifter and groyper

Replace "AI" with opioids and it all makes sense again.

>billionaire breaks the rules
Lets make it happen capn

AGI
nah! You need AXI
Artificial X Intelligence

>>105994847 (OP)
HYPERLOOP

>>105994847 (OP)
He's just a memelord emo kid, being edgy to sound cooler than he is, don't bother.

>>105996078
The worst part of that story is the fact that they had safety equipment that was telling them that shit was slowly breaking and they just ignored it.

>>105994847 (OP)
still waiting on the day AI improves my life in any way

I've yet to see a single improvement in any software I use that is due to AI, or a new program that is made by AI that is well made and solves a real problem. We're 5 years into this, any day now...

This is good news. This guy is an expert in machine learning. AGI in two months.

>>105996454
LLMs have made it so I don't have to read text books and I can just skip through the bullshit and ask questions for what i specifically want to know and cross reference and compare, bouncing between different LLMs and sources if I really want to confirm it's accurate (and it usually is these days)

>>105996446
>create carbon fiber abortion using improper techniques
>dont test it, put it straight to production
>hear huge BANG on one dive
>strain gauges (the few that still worked lol) register hull deformation
>"Ahhhh, it's fine, it's just settling."
Hilarious darwin award win on Rush's part, would be pure comedy if not for the 4 other passengers dying due to his stupidity.

>>105994847 (OP)
>AGI
Actually Guided by Indians?

>>105996501
He was 61 with a wife too old to have any more children. He already had two. It was not a Darwin award since he already passed on his genes.

>>105994847 (OP)
Richest man in the world bet for AI.

>>105994859
i don't get this meme. what's the link between indians and AI

>>105996470
you think you are learning but you're not

>>105994940
BIG HEARD OF NIGGER CATTLE YIPIEEEE BIG HEARD OF NIGGER CATTLE

>>105996621
Someone claimed an AI company that shat out code was just Indians on typewriters.

>>105994847 (OP)
such a joke, why does he want more indians then

>>105996464
You don't understand, the LLM was very convincing, this time it'll drive the car for him.

>>105996621
Multiple companies have been caught using AI as a buzzword, only for it to be later revealed to actually be indians. A big one was the Amazon store where you could just walk in and take whatever you wanted and the "AI" would track your face and debit you appropriately. Of course, it never worked, they just had Indians watching the in-store cameras in shifts.

>>105994847 (OP)
The crypto bubble
The Tesla bubble
The AI bubble
When they all pop at the same time we're in for a world of hurt

>>105995076
Exactly, the retard has been claiming AGI in 2 more weeks for the past 10 years.

>>105994854
>now my ai company is in a position to compete i'm no longer anti ai

elon bro i love you but i know your game

>>105994918
millions of GPUs are expensive

>>105996501
>>105996078
>>105996446
Oceangate had a higher survival rate per trip than Apollo, for reference.
>hurr why haven't we gone back to the moon

>>105997267
>>105997259

woah.. are those.. WIRES? AGI confirmed

has zuck poached anyone from xai yet? it's really funny watching all the other labs losing people to 9 figure offers and the gork h1b's continue to be slave-driven by musk

>LLM's prove to be an eye-wateringly expensive dead end
>Meta, Twitter, Microshit all implode probably taking United States of America with them

I'm literally hard as diamonds here, can't fucking wait

>>105997415
yes, 3 people

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1m3zn2l/detailed_list_of_all_44_people_in_metas/

>>105997484
https://x.com/deedydas/status/1946597162068091177

>>105996621
It's archetypal. The shit-slop connection. The brown, fetid, flowing mass of slop is spiritually and irrevokably linked with the billions of filthy, brown, Bharati hordes. The Black Tide of Mud Rises. The Slop Must Flow.

>>105997245
Million Tesla Dojos

IMAGINE. Either Nvidia gets $30 billion or Tesla gets that chunk. Or half/half.

>>105996621
More than one company that has claimed to be using AI for a product has been found to really have people in India running the product instead.

>>105997484
>all the americans are either jewish or chinese
glad merit based hiring is back

>>105997511
>>105997484
how many of the non-Chinese citizens are genetically Chinese?

https://x.com/ns123abc/status/1947961251859968169

meanwhile openAI

>>105997626
A100 vs H100 vs B200 performance
(not sure if this is taking into account memory and bandwidth differences, but the given performance level will probably depend on the workload given those constraints)

tl:dr A100 are obsolete

>>105997267
reminds me of the old switching rooms with crossbars before phones went digital in the basement of NYC towers

>>105994847 (OP)
AI can't order a pizza and have it delivered to my apartment.
I won't glaze it when it can, but I'll stop hating it.

>>105997626
this indian dude worships the ground elon walks on

>>105997388
>Oceangate had a higher survival rate per trip than Apollo, for reference.
Are you including Apollo 1?

>>105995076
This

>>105997245
>>105997254
uhh if 230k was to train grok why would you need millions? hasn't it been fed everything scrapped off the net and all books?

>>105998801
synthetic data, videos and images, video feeds from Teslas and in the future Optimus robots

but mainly synthetic data in the short term, you can scale that with more compute even if you have used all the scrapped data on the net

>>105995076
tesla earnings call today, in about 7h

>>105996621
Surprised nobody else mentioned it, but Indians love AI. Much more so than anyone else.

>>105997511
I don't get why the Chinese/coping browns are proud of this ? It just means smart people leave your country because they see it's terrible
>t. French who is still mad at France for the loss of Le Cun who is probably the one getting 100m in this list

>>105996621
It lets them pretend to be human

>>105994859
ChatJeetPT

>>105996621
https://www.heise.de/en/news/Allegation-700-Indian-programmers-were-actually-behind-the-AI-chatbot-10422929.html

Do all these yuge bundles of cable cause any kind of RF interference with each other or anything around them?

>>105994901
Alphaville.