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Anonymous No.105995702 [Report] >>105995772 >>105996056
I HATE SAP FIORI SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.105995772 [Report] >>105995818 >>105995945 >>105996133
>>105995702 (OP)
I'm like 30 and I still don't understand wtf SAP is
Anonymous No.105995794 [Report]
The fact that this is software people pay for is evidence enough that the humans should be exterminated.
Anonymous No.105995818 [Report] >>105995851
>>105995772
>sell business software to manage their processes
>make it so ugly and complex due to germans inability to make good software that now you make the most money with support
Quite genius.
>Sell it to tech illiterate physics phds in management positions
Anonymous No.105995851 [Report] >>105995855
>>105995818
>business software to manage their processes
yeah but like what does it actually do? looking at wikipedia descriptions you'd think it's basically some database table templates and an ugly front end packaged for querying and updating them

what does it do that some backed dev couldn't set up for your company in a couple of weeks?
Anonymous No.105995855 [Report] >>105995917
>>105995851
It's literally just a pre-configured excel spreadsheet
Anonymous No.105995908 [Report] >>105995933 >>105995936
g*rmans cannot make anything good
>cars? pretentious, often slow, never reliable or well-made
>gaymes? never fun. built in "fuck you" mechanics to prevent any errant enjoyment
>software? see OP
>industry? overpriced specialist shit that will all be chinese subsidiaries in 10 years.
>food? pretentious carnival food, with a healthy serving of pisswater "beer"
>women? bitchy men with tits
>men? queer as a $3 bill and autistic to boot
>politics? gay bureaucratic socialism, or otherwise they get themselves bombed back to the stone age
Fuck germans.
Anonymous No.105995917 [Report] >>105995937
>>105995855
Pretty much this, but obfuscated behind intentional unneccessary complexity to make it appear professional, so that the user has to pay for support. Think of elasticsearch, where even the developers don't know what the fuck is going on.
Anonymous No.105995933 [Report] >>105996017 >>105996123
>>105995908
Germany is world class in manufacturing, but sucks extremely bad at software. The reason is that the former is about optimization and the second about creation, which germans can't do. They can take an existing idea and optimize the fuck out of it. Let's see how this plays out in the future, because AI are perfect for that.
Anonymous No.105995936 [Report]
>>105995908
Only good thing coming out of germany is total commander.
Anonymous No.105995937 [Report] >>105995976
>>105995917
>Think of elasticsearch, where even the developers don't know what the fuck is going on.
filtered
Anonymous No.105995942 [Report]
Does europe make ANY truly worthwhile software at all?
Anonymous No.105995945 [Report] >>105995971
>>105995772
I use it for accounting stuff so it's really necessary because it's the most simple accounting program to use (at least the GUI version)
The Fiori version is supposedly a more "simple" one but it looks much more complicated to use
Just landed a new job this week and they use this version, I'm so confused
At least the transaction codes are the same but the interface is hideous
Anonymous No.105995971 [Report] >>105995974 >>105996159
>>105995945
You can change the skin back to the classic look. It's still the GUI.
In fiori you don't have tcodes, you use the browser and use the half baked apps.

t. ABAP programmer
Anonymous No.105995974 [Report] >>105996112 >>105996158
>>105995971
nta but what in the fuck is ABAP
Anonymous No.105995976 [Report] >>105995979
>>105995937
t. self taught dev who doesn't work with elastic
kys
Anonymous No.105995979 [Report] >>105996049
>>105995976
I work with OpenSearch which is basically the same thing retard
Anonymous No.105996017 [Report] >>105996160
>>105995933
They USED to be world class in manufacturing. AI? Lol, the Internet is still a new thing for Germany, let alone LLMs.
Anonymous No.105996049 [Report]
>>105995979
Hahaha, you imbecile. OpenSearch is literally the pajeet version of elastic, maintained by three pajeets who take years to answer an issue. Classical self taught in middle sized meme companies dilemma.
Anonymous No.105996056 [Report]
>>105995702 (OP)
Why are we calling mobile interfaces Fiori now?
Anonymous No.105996112 [Report]
>>105995974
As
Balla
As
Possible
Anonymous No.105996123 [Report]
>>105995933
>Germany is world class in manufacturing
That stopped when they got flooded with butthurt belters decades ago.
And then they did dumb shit like outsource into shitholes.
A Siemens or Bosch household appliance would last for decades. Then they moved production to Poland and now they break within a year, while still being 50% more expensive than the competition.

Germany also stopped progressing in automation over a decade ago.
They use "Digitalisierung" as a scare word "oh no, if we keep automating stuff, all those eastern european refugees would be out of work!!".
Anonymous No.105996133 [Report]
>>105995772
it's jewish nonsense
Anonymous No.105996158 [Report]
>>105995974
The propietary programming language of SAP.
Anonymous No.105996159 [Report]
>>105995971
No it's not the gui it's the web version too, looked in the settings but there's only a theme option to change the color but it's still like the right pic of the OP
T-code do appears on our version
(I did have the fiori theme on the gui version at another job and that's not it here unfortunately)
Anonymous No.105996160 [Report]
>>105996017
>the Internet is still a new thing for Germany
It's even worse: We are regressing in that aspect.
Before 2008, we had our own competition to facebook, webmail (and everything else) and most Germans would spend their time on the internet on German websites.
Nowadays the German speaking Internet is gone.
Anonymous No.105996591 [Report]
SAP Fiori is literally better in every way compared to the old boomer version. So much easier to locate things and it's easier on the eye. It doesn't give you headaches like the old design that looked like it was created in 1849.