>/g/ makes a 16th album
Here we are making the successor to the first /g/ album, available at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLX-8BeqU7bbzftAeW6dBwGtqu63RIYibd
Theme: Loosely technology themed
Title: Shitposting Fundamentals (2nd edition)
Deadline: 30th of August, 11:00 UTC
Listening party: 31st of August, time of day undetermined

>/g/ makes a 17th album
Theme: [Accepting suggestions]

>Song submission rules/guidelines
Upload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post.
Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album.
Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included.
You may not use your real artist name.
Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album.
By default, tracks will be normalised to -14 LUFS (integrated loudness) in the release. You may specify a lower loudness for your track.
Generative AI is banned. This includes AI generated stems, samples, and effects. "AI" includes all neural network-based models and not hard-coded automation/procedural generation.

>Where can I hear the previous albums?
https://rentry.org/dmpalbums (outdated)
https://www.youtube.com/@MusicOf4chan

>Wikis
https://dmpdoc.neocities.org/
https://mu-sic-production.fandom.com/wiki//mu/sic_Production_Wiki

Sister thread: >>>/mu/prod

Previous: >>105944856

>Song submissions
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105691768 - Rideem
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105773305 - Beep Bop Boop It's Yo Boi The Rapping Computer (feat. Computer and Mightypaw)
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105796386 - piquegridsloths
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105898544 - ear grating shit
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105906070 - feel my passion
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105928813 - Ghost Process
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105928813 - Hexary Game
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105942351 - Now, I suuure won't doooo that again!
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105942164 - Sound of my sister gettin shagged (she's a real pifting innit) (slowed down + reverb) (placeholder title until anon gives another one if that happens)
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105948072 - Hit 'em in the GNUts
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105953744 - EoL 2035
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105975219 - I Ching My Ass (Loosely Undervolted)
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105982225 - tracker music but all drums are just gun samples and everything else is wavetables made from gun samples
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105996266 - PVRE ANALVOG
https://rbt.asia/g/post/106001121 - another submission, this one has me SINGINGNGNGINGI

>Next album theme suggestions
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105218308 - black people music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105253988 - Halloween/spooky theme
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105299945 - Djent 80s porno soundtracks
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105657498 - Main Stage Slop (circa 2012)
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105685581 - ear grating internet music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105740324 - Ambient [genre]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - rock opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - vaporwave
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - porn ost
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747810 - idm
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105749800 - rock opera + porn ost = The Cock Opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105750806 - Dwayne Johnson Opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105823227 - anal warmth - 'in this theme we take any instrument we want and fuck it up by applying shitty filters'
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105848972 - Gabber
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105854648 - Goose
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105854985 - Ronald Jenkees
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105928513 - pirate music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105952671 - an album with each song in a different genre

>Cover submissions
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105314671 [1]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105317988 [2]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105665775 [3]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105793828 [4]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105868450 [5]

>Next album theme suggestions
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105218308 - black people music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105253988 - Halloween/spooky theme
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105299945 - Djent 80s porno soundtracks
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105657498 - Main Stage Slop (circa 2012)
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105685581 - ear grating internet music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105740324 - Ambient [genre]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - rock opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - vaporwave
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747797 - porn ost
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105747810 - idm
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105749800 - rock opera + porn ost = The Cock Opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105750806 - Dwayne Johnson Opera
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105823227 - anal warmth - 'in this theme we take any instrument we want and fuck it up by applying shitty filters'
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105848972 - Gabber
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105854648 - Goose
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105854985 - Ronald Jenkees
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105928513 - pirate music
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105952671 - an album with each song in a different genre

>Cover submissions
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105314671 [1]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105317988 [2]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105665775 [3]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105793828 [4]
https://rbt.asia/g/post/105868450 [5]

>Cover submissions

pic related was the mixing engineer for soulja boy - crank that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9cPBMyBkLA
behringer does a better emulation of the JP-8000 supersaw than arturia

anons are beyond fucked, it's not even up for debate

you lack the entire context of how mixing engineers are literally "painting" with sound (that's how a renowned engineer describes it, not me), you have hardly any more of a clue than any random person, you keep practicing your instruments and songwriting thinking you'll be the next ed sheeran because what you see is a man with a guitar and a loop pedal but you don't realize that the production behind the scenes has the complexity of like a AAA video game or a blockbuster movie

>>106005884
What's up rocket scientist

kill yourselves shitty trolls, you literally suck so hard, i'm basically doing rocket science compared to you, fucking dipshit losers

chorizo has been getting uppity lately.
should we put tariffs on him?

>>106005846
You missed my submission
>>105997695

>>106006664
OK i will include it, but be sure to follow the guidelines next time so I don't miss it
>Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album.

So what's the title?

are you really expecting people to post here with that tranime pedo shit image?

>>106006758
this is four channel so yeah i do. do you want a soijak instead?

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

>/dmp/ - Dissing Mammals with Pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFl4OPNTgY
this is the type of stuff you should be looking at if you want to be a nogear poorfaggot
but you're not even doing that, most anons dismiss any kind of analog sound as audiophile snake oil, you're completely missing the mark
and it should be obvious that it's preferable to have real analog gear instead of a software imitation because the software still has severe limitations

>>106005910
>science
>chuzo claiming his production is real, accurate, peer reviewed and published
Funniest post in a while

>>106008225
>chuzo claiming he does music production at all

>>106008225
academia is just one form of science. patents may be obfuscated or companies might not choose to patent things that they would rather keep secret. music is famously "vibes based" and you don't necessarily need to even invent something, just be able to put things together and for example if you're budget constrained an innovation can simply involve getting the same type of benefit as buying a $10k piece of gear without actually spending $10k.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Kr_aFB6Ww
even when spoonfed examples of unsubtle analog sound, anons don't get it at all, i'm infinitely ahead of people who don't even have the most basic intuition about sound quality or production/mixing quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwoLeu_BvwI

why would justice have a pair of hardware 1176 before they even made their first album, what do they know that you don't, you fell for the meme that they came from humble origins but not as humble as you imagined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui6EW3YCZ2s

>>106008307
Cope. Don't claim you do science without providing proof of any actual output. If you don't form hypothesis and experimental setup to test them: it's not research. If you can't do anything with all the information you gathered, it's not knowledge. No practice? No skills. Everybody can browse the internet having nerdy fantasies about being great at things while actually accomplishing nothing. Keep protecting your fragile ego by never confronting reality. But please, do it far away from here.

>>106008462
holy autism. "basically doing rocket science" simply means that i'm way ahead of you, you're not remotely keeping up with what even old geezer engineers are doing who haven't learned shit since the 80s.

>read chuzo post seething about an anon
>yep, always perfectly applies to him

many mixing engineers would say that it's more about being able to listen, that you could teach a 6 year old kid how to use a compressor but you can't teach them when using which compressor in which situation. it's not about physically practicing turning the knobs, it's about listening and anons are failing miserably at that.

>>106008496
you have a complete and utter failure to understand why arturia plugins don't sound good, they're hardly usable except with additional processing perhaps. you don't understand the use of 1176 compressors etc.

>>106008470
>you're not remotely keeping up
Implying you are, anywhere outside of your self fiction.

>>106008511
Still better than claiming understanding it yet not being able to produce any output out of it. Seethe some more, loser.

>>106008521
>>106008540
utterly rent free, i genuinely am accomplishing great things which are for my own benefit and not to share with you fucking leeches, you don't even understand the examples i've spoonfed to you, you've complained numerous times about the mixing in top tier successful songs with hundreds of millions of streams

Imagine making bold claims you can't back up and expecting anyone to take you seriously

>>106008496
Endgame projector lightbulbs

just filter the analogschizo

when creating music one must now be a fundamentalist extremist
one must not compromise one's own set of entirely arbitrary beliefs
one must encourage others to follow said beliefs and form extremist collectives
for all that is left now is belief

so much pathetic bullshit shitposted here, like 0 proper music to listen to. Truly worse than reddit

>>106005846
>Song submissions
>tracker music but all drums are just gun samples and everything else is wavetables made from gun samples
are you ok

>>106010530
schizoid post.
>>106009818
post filter, a true schizoid won’t adapt to it, but a pseudospammer will.

>>106009818
then where will i get song lyrics

>>106005884
>behringer does a better emulation of the JP-8000 supersaw than arturia
This is true. That guy who wrote the paper on supersaw said so too.

Does anybody here pretend to try to make music using Ableton? What a shitty piece of software lol.

>>106013094
Ableton is great, I wish it worked with Linux. I use bitwig which is similar to ableton. Also very good software. What daw do YOU use?

>>106013133
>Ableton is great
It's literally fucking garbage.

>What daw do YOU use?
Akai MPC and real actual synths and drum machines and effects processors, poorfag jeetykins.

>>106013153
Oh you're a massive faggot, got it.

>>106007942
>nogear poorfaggot
strudel.cc

>>106013184
Cope, jeet.

>>106013522
Not him but could you post something you made with this gear?

>>106013564
He won't because he doesn't make anything good. He just consooms.

>>106013564
To 4chan? Never. I wouldn’t dox myself like that.

Did you have a look at the Onions Jack Wiki? Nothing but homosexuals, jeets, and glowniggers posting on 4chan lol. Now post your retinas and IDs.

>>106013637
lmfao called it

>>106013650
Post your retinas and I’d and a photo of your production station and a video of you making music or it didn’t happen.

Checkmate.

>>106013650
He just wants a place to show off his collection and look down upon people who are not as invested financially as him. SAD!

>>106013674
See
>>106013659
Checkmate.

Look at me guys! I spend money, are you proud of me? Haha bet you won't show your face and reveal your eyes because the only thing in my life that matters is anons attention on the internet because my parents didn't give me enough attention as a child!

>>106013683
i henceforth dub thee Akaizo

>>106013732
Everybody spends money on hobbies they take seriously. All that junk there was used and all added up it’s less than a SHITTY motorcycle plus lessons license insurance and protective gear.

I have way more money sunk into my book collection. But I love my electronic jams. Here’s my question - why don’t you spend money o;your hobbies? Do you just spend it all on drugs and HRT? Admit it you’re a thirdie with some kind of gender confusion and racial handicap.

>>106013831
Cringe, my lawn equipment is more expensive than all your gear combined.

>>106013768
Love me my Akai. Hope nu-Akai fixes a few small niggles, they’re doing great though.

>>106013847
based boomer, enjoy your bud light :DDD

>>106013847
Post a photo with your retinas and a video of you using it to mow your lawn. My guess is you live an a fucking DORM and have no lawn. Remember to time stamp it!

I guess the real issue is we have a jeet on /dmp/ duty whose job is to sell Ableton and plugins. It hates real actual musical equipment like crazy. You can tell it's a jeet, too.

I was fiddling with Furnace Tracker's SID3 emulation and what a surprise, it's 8580 on steroids! My experience with it was akin to GNOME: weirdly frustrating, but once you get the hang of it, it's a powerhouse. So sad it's not included in the list of trackers despite DefleMask...

>>106013910
it's like 5AM in india so i doubt it

>>106013910
You have an unhealthy obsession with Indians.

>A keyboard
>A DAC
>A closed headphones
>Mastering with screen speakers
>Piratical

>>106013638
>Nothing but homosexuals, jeets, and glowniggers posting on 4chan lol.
All less pathetic than someone whose hobby is to brag about products he bought, unpromptedly talking shit about people using different products, then being afraid to back anything he says up.
Absolute lolcow behavior.

>>106014018
Still trying to fit in here? Why not post some music and a video of you making it in your production studio. Anybody can shill Ableton for jeetcoins. It's another thing to put some music up. Music you can prove you made.

>>106014175
I'm not the one making bold claims here.
You made a big deal out of your gear being superior, Ableton being shit, etc. and were asked to put your money where your mouth is.
I literally don't have anything to prove because I haven't said anything other than wanting to see if what you say about hardware being superior is true.
You asking me to post evidence (of what exactly?) in response to being asked for evidence is pure deflection.
Again, lolcow behavior.
If you're not Chuzo yourself, you're certainly posting like him.

>>106008606
see, i was right, despite persistent claims to the contrary in the previous thread, i was able to determine it myself completely trivially despite giving the arturia many chances by trying different demo videos, meanwhile anon claimed i wouldn't be able to do it in a blind test (blind tests the way they are done on gearspace etc are usually very contrived and the majority of people favor the hardware, it's just incredible mental gymnastics by the plugin shills) >>106013073

there are musicians who completely turbomog anons, even people you've never heard about with less than 1M youtube views, STEP ONE is to be able to hear HOW they are turbomogging you without resorting to ridiculous handwaving about mozart tier chord progressions or shakesspeare tier lyrics, whereas your approach is to try to get other people to spoonfeed you via piano lessons, synth sound design lessons, seeking people to collab with (withut pulling your own weight), aimlessly "practicing" by making shitty tracks in your DAW, it's just doomed to fail, you lack basic intelligence, agency and problem solving skills

>>106013831
anons lack the complete basics to be able to see the value in hardware, they don't even look for analog emulations of most things such as 1176 because they don't see the value in it, they're at a toddler's level of understanding of music procution, complete down syndrome tier

>>106014387
I think most are just bots or jeet shills, they live to tell the general about sales for plugins and other complete nonsense which is totally irrelevant.

>>106014297
You’ll never fit in here. Go on, keep selling your plugins lol.

Why don't you two add each other on groomcord and jerk each other off

>>106014569
If you were confident in your abilities you would've already posted some throwaway clip, which everyone who produces has tons of, but you know it's all shit because you care more about owning gear than about mastery, and you'd get exposed as the joke that you are.

>>106014580
I mean this is more fun than the niggerfaggot who posts random links to Jewtube.

>>106014606
I just don’t want to be doxxed, this glownigger web site is staffed by angry kikes and jeets. I already had to lure one into the woods and kill xer. What a pain in the ass that was, I tell you dismembering a corpse isn’t nearly as easy as they make it seem in fiction.

>>106014606
you fail at appreciating 100M+ streams songs from within the last decade so who are you to judge if his clip sounds good even if he posts it

>>106014675
>this glownigger web site is staffed by angry kikes and jeets.
Ching ching!

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>>106014739
Check us out at https://www.arturia.com/promos/summer-25 and don't forget to xeet about us using #arturia

>>106014752
Arturia is fucking garbage lol.

>>106014675
You think people can doxx you from a throwaway clip that you never posted anywhere else, but not through all the photographs of your studio?

>>106014771
Only for $69 USD you could spice up your effects chain with Efx FRAGMENTS. Granular effects at your fingertips! Our high class TOP QUALITY plugins developed by the best engineers in the world could be in your favorite DAW in a few easy steps!

Made with Arturia - Best in class, makes others look like they're eatin' ass!

https://files.catbox.moe/tuwu65.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/80o89l.mp3

>>106014771
this unironically, it's almost baffling how most developers mess up their plugins and how many users are newfags who are willing to assert that the plugins sound as good as hardware or as good as top tier plugins

Lmao look at the shitposter using his chuzo persona to defend his antiableton hardwarefag persona
>>106014680

Lmao what the fuck is happening

>>106014387
>music procution
LLM artifact

>>106014932
I'm so sorry! Here at Arturia we can help resolve some of your issues! First we would like to know what DAW you're using so we can further our investigation into why our quality plugins made by our rocket scientists are sounding poor to you!

this ain't even a general anymore, it's an insane asylum

>>106014787
If they come near my studio they’ll be shot. Simple as.

>>106014806
There are probably people who actually buy all this garbage. I mean it must sell, they can afford to pay solid RUPEES to the shills lol.

>>106014932
To me the real mind blower is they’re selling subscription based plugins now. Who falls for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGgwIpl-cY
mixed by pic related

>oh hey anon I heard you can afford actual hardware… want a blow job?

>>106015003
>If they come near my studio they’ll be shot. Simple as.
And how is that a variable in making you post photos but not clips, when it's obviously easier to get doxxed through photos than through any music you may post?
You can just admit that you're not confident in your music. You don't have to keep up this unbelievable lie with these Terry larp excuses.

>>106015019
>>106005884
>>106008359
no one cares

>>106015048
what constitutes good music is not as subjective as you think, if you think you don't want to make good music then you're basically shitting in your pants like a defiant toddler like you're proud of that, like why would anyone do that unless they're coping, any hobby is about improving at a skill and getting results

>>106015057
im not gonna judge people who like Soulja Boy - Crank Dat but it's not objectively good music

>>106015029
I can tell by your poor elocution and racially handicapped usage that you’re a jeet. Please, for your own sake… just accept that you’re not very smart and that any demand you make must first be fulfilled by yourself to show good faith.

I know there are a million Hindoo gods but none teach good faith or honesty. This is reflected in your shit stained culture which you revel in. Why are you even here? All you do is try to hock plugins and Ableton. It’s almost as if you don’t produce any music at all and just try to sell things. Well this is a forum for autists and your basic bitch Reddit matriculation won’t cut it here. If you weren’t so new you’d have more success. I wish you well, you’ll be deported soon and you will no longer be our problem after that. In the mean while, look out because I might just call ICE on your family. You’re about as clever as a hohol about to charge into Kursk.

>>106015060
the mixing is up to professional standards, you can appreciate that as a separate thing from the song, the suicideboys song has an epic sound that you can only get in analog

>>106015061
>more excuses and random accusations
Hardwarefags proven once again as gear collectors and not musicians

>>106014897
Samsung Logo Balls type shit.

people use soulja boy - crank that as an excuse that they don't need gear because the story goes that he made it himself on his laptop, but obviously it was professionally recorded (his vocals), and mixed and mastered, with literal analog gear which is the thing that anons get incredibly butthurt about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxwcpEkf7aQ

>>106015099
>>106015084
don't care

>>106015109
what constitutes good music is not as subjective as you think, if you think you don't want to make good music then you're basically shitting in your pants like a defiant toddler like you're proud of that, like why would anyone do that unless they're coping, any hobby is about improving at a skill and getting results

Soulja Boy here, ya'll need to jump on my new hot game system! It's called Soulja Boy! This shit's even got street fighter and mario on this bitch! Also I make all my songs in fruity loops nigga!

>>106015113
don't care
stop copy pasting the same shit over and over >>106015057

>>106015123
you're the one spamming "don't care", it's incredibly obnoxious, if you don't care then why don't you go fuck off and die

>>106015126
>you're the one spamming "don't care"
just saying what everyone thinks desu

>>106015121
Can it run Braid?

>>106015121
Words of a rocket scientist.

>>106015126
>gets caught schizoposting
>"you're the one doing something similar to what I did but a fraction as bad"
Legitimately retarded

>>106015153
>>106015184
most people would choose to be incredibly smart if they could, someone who gravitates to success, by saying you don't care you concede that you're inept and will never make good music, yet you have an undeserved big ego and stick around and shit up the thread

>>106015214
you need therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

>>106015223
the mixing engineer for soulja boy - crank that literally used analog gear, so good luck with your rags to riches story about making music on your laptop without spending any money on outboard gear or hiring a proper mixing/mastering engineer

bingo bango bungo i'm so happy in the jungle i refuse to go

>>106015223
Those guys are great, I wish they didn't spend decades making albums.

>>106015214
>you suck because of this thing about you that I made up but that ironically applies to me
3/10. Too obvious

>>106015233
Bogdan did it. Most Rephlex people did.

Difference is they’re White and the DAW sellers are shit brown lol.

>>106015381
Racist! Here in Mumbai we would kick your ass for this!

>>106015162
not that guy, but i literally tried to sample him going "SOOOOOOOOOOOP" the other day but I can't get it clean enough how i like

>>106015601
Have you tried RX?
They do say it a bunch of times in the video so maybe you can splice different ones together

THREAD THEME also SUBMISSION
TITLE: SCHERZOPOSTING
https://voca.ro/140MCjqKXy5Y
https://files.catbox.moe/dvz7du.flac

>>106015616
i won't have time to work on stuff until the weekend, i'll give it another shot. it's hard to sample shit that makes you laugh, it ruins the focus. i remember working with a friend for a party and we yanked this for the dj set and it still kills me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynDCVG7Qn70

>>106015315
if you're as smart as you think you are you should have a natural curiosity about how music is made, you should approach analog gear with enthusiasm instead of throwing a bitch fit, you should try to understand why some gear like 1176 remains very popular and look into plugin emulations or hardware clones if you can't afford the original however it's many professional producers and engineers opinion that the original 1176 is superior and important to have

>>106016375
I urinated on an original 1176 once before.

most importantly, you should be able to act on your own without needing instructions, you shouldn't need to be spoonfed basic things like you should have a natural drive to notice that analog gear is relevant for music production and seek out more information about it, this affects every aspect of life

>>106016375
>>106016461
if your eso upset about """"""the boo mer"""" but you cant tell who that is how do you know its not YOU, what if YOU are """"the boomer""""" some food for throught

anyway good nitgdh /dmp/

i think armin upgraded some of the equipment in his radio show studio

Good thread boys

>>106015652
sounds like ai

>>106018739
no AI slop allowed

>>106018739
it is, and guess who submitted it?

ah so this is the power of locally run audio diffusion models
https://vocaroo.com/1lsjn7DAdDAR

>>106016461
Most Internet activity is now bots and jeets, we're talking 90% now. And it revolves around marketing. Banner ads are truly the last century's technology. Nowadays companies will spin up a chatbot to convince you to buy Arturia or Ableton, even if it costs electricity and damages the environment.

WATMM died, that was one of the only places to really discuss electronic music with people who knew what they were talking about. It died because long time users left as they cranked up the marketing posts. /dmp/ is basically Reddit, same exact posters be they brown subhumans or fully electronic. I know a place where real people are talking, but I won't say what it is. I will say, it costs money and it's bot proof and brown proof.

>>106019801
This post uses reverse psychology making you want to BUY #arturia and #ableton
Thanks for the name drops, fellow marketing fren!

>>106020299
I’ve seen marketing types try to claim all publicity is good publicity but that’s just Jews covering their asses when they fail.

>>106018739
>>106018768
lamo effortposting is truly dead the only ai here is me being Actually Insulted nice work trolls
>>106018932
>guess who submitted it
anonymous??? or cant you read

I produced my first full track. Well, I think, can I improve the mix somehow?

I think I should turn down the master

https://voca.ro/17yEgSlR5TMr

>>106021003
tuning vocaloids is a huge bitch respect anon but wtf are the lyrics

Bump

bump

>>106013522
>MPC ONE

Oh, so not a good MPC like a 3000, 2000XL, 4000... Shit, even a 1000 would be better than that FL In A Box MPC.

>>106024788
One is based, you dumb nigger. I also have a 500, a 2000, a 2000XL, a 60mkII, and a 4000.

I use the One most of the time because it can use any MIDI USB adapter, see that up on my shelf? Show me another sequencer with 9 ins and 9 outs.

Dumbass nigger.

>>106025358

>>106025358

All this seething. So much butthurt you'd think someone tried to shove a watermelon up your ass.

Akai tricked y'all slowtards into buying this bullshit. Shit ain't even special 'cause you can buy a fuckin MPC Renaissance or MPC Studio from a pawn shop or your neighborhood crackhead for cheap and run the exact same software with it.

If you really have an MPC4000, you'd know it's still the superior model out of the shit you've rattled off.

>>106024788
Nu-MPC is great. Can you explain why not without referring to a video made by a kike?

can you stop being /pol/aroids for FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS and make some music

>>106028411

Oh that's simple: The MPC, from the 60 up to the (begrudgingly) 5000 was a sampling drum machine and sequencer. I've used the 60mkII, 2000, and currently own a 500 and they all perfomr their duties very, very well.

The newer joints are really nothing more than FL Studio in a box if you really think about it. A PC DAW without a PC. They do all the shit FL or any other DAW does including utilizing VST's and all of that other shit. If that's really what you want, then a PC with any DAW would be far more powerful and do the job significantly better than a newer MPC.

I'm old school, so I may be biased in this regard, but let an MPC be an MPC without all that extra bullshit on top of it.

stop arguing about mpc pads, everyone knows that playing drums or samples on mpc pad is for literal niggers. A white man will do it on a normal keyboard.

ooga booga *smacks lip* shiiieeet check this out I smack a rubber button and it makes noise mufaga

>>106021833
those lyrics are supposed to be accompanied by an animation, which would make more sense in context of the video (basically it will be a video about the trope of pixel art indie games about mental health). The point is that teto is thinking of making the most basic ass game and thinking she came up with some unique shit and her game is gonna blow up on steam. (If you are wondering why the music is not goofy then, well, the artistic choice here is to try making as good of an nstrumental as with the most ass lyrics to show how stupid and ripoff her game idea is vs how great she thinks it is)

he had an older sister that he accidentally killed by the way
One day he finds a magical book and to a land of dreams he flies away
(literally yume nikki and omori ripped off. get it?)

>>106029360
at the very least plebleton gives you an array of shitty rubber buttons, mpc is for coons that can't into MIDI

>>106029327

>A white man will do it on a normal keyboard.

you sure about that?

>>106029801

I'm jussayin...

>>106029819

I mean...

>>106029831

I'm just the messenger...

>>106029801
>>106029819
>>106029831
literal whos

>>106029801
>>106029819
>>106029831
>>106029854
All of these dudes mogged by this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn2A1p13Sg

>>106029863

The Alchemist
Jon Wayne
Scott Storch
Marco Polo

I could also throw in Deringer, Nicolay, and a few others.

>>106029877

LOL, I always wanted the Prodikeys. There's a used instruments spot near me that has one for sale too. I want it, but can't bring myself to pull the trigger.

>>106029878
never heard of any of them

>>106029905
my best guess would be they are some zoomer favourite nigger music producers (rap trap hip hop edm etc.) Which proves the point that it's a bunch of coons

most mpc fame comes from the 90s hip-hop scene which you already guess who adopted first

>>106029927

GenX, but Alchemist, Scott Storch, and Nicolay are all Grammy nominated record producers. In the early-mid 2000's Storch was THE producer to get. Everybody from Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, Brittney Spears, and Toni Braxton to Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, DMX, and a fuckton of others had his blessings.

Unless you were born around then, it's pretty hard to believe you haven't heard his name.

>>106029992
>award winning goldstein productions inc. producers are popular with normies

you don't say

>>106029992
I don't listen to shilled radio music btw

Also I propose an exercise to any avid "music enjoyer" to listen (actually pay attention) to the lyrics of any popular niggerlicious music from past 25 years. You would be surprised what you hear and how it impacted the current generations.

Problem with average radio retard is that they don't (or are actually incapable) of processing any popular flavor of the month song due to over socialization. However the messages those songs carry still remain in their brain for years to come.

In a sense it's like a magic jewish trick where the production is so carefully curated that the actual lyrics become like vid related:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>106030170

Meh, though I'm an avid hip hop listener (not the bullshit that passes for hip hop these days, shit with meaning), I'm mostly big on 70's prog rock (Novalis, Yes, ELP, Starcastle, etc), deep, dusty groove 70s soul (Cymande, 8th Day, Ronnie Foster, Terry Callier), classic Jazz (Art Blakey, Sun Ra, Yusef Lateef), 80's shit (Talking Heads, The Cars, Tom Petty), Techno (Derrick May, Juan Atkins, Eddie Fowlkes, Kenny Larkin, Carl Craig), House (Adonis, Mr Fingers, Marshall Jefferson), and Drum and Bass/Jungle (Goldie, Fabio and Grooverider, Deiselboy, Photek, Source Direct).

Basically... Fuck the popular music of the last 25 years or so. I can't listen to that drivel. There's so little music worth listening to that's come out of the last 25 years that you could almost write it all off.

Tool has been good tho. Robert Glasper, Alfa Mist, Phonte, and the like have also put out noteworthy music.

oi lads we got a too tory all from big man Tim here, checkout dis choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IaYx61gqzQ

>>106030402
even the "good" hip-hop is still a bunch of self absorbed sociopath drivel. The only difference is how much more creative (and skilled) hip-hop producers used to be. The "lyrical" part of hip-hop was always coon nonsense that if you were to strip the beat behind it would be toddler tier retarded

Song submission:
Apparat - Fuckedup
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBqybWKSgxg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>>106030485
DENIED!
im not gonna list how many rules you just broke, you didn't even read the OP

Serious question: is it a better use of time to learn how to properly produce an EDM track, or to learn how to properly order molly from the dark web and laptop DJ?

>>106030417
stop shilling some asshole I already hate without even pressing the play button

>>106030557
huff jenkem and make piss guy music, that's the best you even gonna be

>>106030568
I'm assuming you already do both those things?

>>106030568
>piss guy music
i gotta give him credit, he did invent a whole new genre

>>106030576
I'm posting in /dmp/ what do you think?

>>106030582
he is like one of those average faces images but for /dmp/ music

>>106030557
>is it a better use of time to learn how to properly produce an EDM track
No, only if it’s IDM.

>>106030535
I’m just playing with you. I submitted one a couple weeks ago. I’m DJing /dmp/ now.
Vladislav Delay - Huone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B35LE3_9UM8

>>106030617
IDM makes no fucking sense even Rich hates this retarde term, nothing "intelligent" about it

>>106030647
The moniker is dumb but it does distinguish it from the cookie cutter cheesy shit.

>>106030647
Also, who is Rich?

>>106030700
Evans

>>106030644
Holy fuck. This track is amazing.

>>106030727
Can you link me to his work? I’ve searched a bit and I don’t know if I’ve got the right person.
Also, why is he so influential to you?

>>106030807
His patented laugh cures cancer

>>106029366
question you answered
>why did you write this
question i was trying to ask
>wtf is she even saying
my ears are defective it makes a lot of things hard

>>106030644
This is so simple, every /dmp/ faggot should be able to make this before posting.
What’s your excuse? It’s just bleeps, bloops, and ahhs.

>>106031120
>It’s just bleeps, bloops, and ahhs.
meanwhile, top comment is:
>One of the best electronic tracks of all time, no question.
all kinds of subtlety and non-subtlety flew over your head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P-kgcOLJZ4

>>106031344
>>106030559

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>>106005839 (OP)
piss guy hereeee, i hab some slop i think you guys might liek(just wanna show if off to you guys no sub lel)
*pee trickles down leg due to me drinking a lot of wateerr*
https://vocaroo.com/1bwy8bymLnXP
Btw yall have any socials i could follow? I had a xitter but it got banned cuz i told a tranny to kys
>>106005884
ur having a intense schizophrenic episode anon, go report to dr basedstein PRONTO
>>106005986
rape him
>>106008496
he will never be a real musician .
>>106030582
i delcare it damaskas-hardcore-baroque!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>106031412
do huff fermented piss, not poo, i'm not a indian.
now a question 4 u bunchanons wut iz YOUR main musicial influence? for me it's tiny tim, femantyl, and damaskas halloda
Btw would anyone liek to hear my organ demos?

HAHAHA fucking idiots, try searching for technikal/technikore, he's a literal who and his music sounds like literal who music, you're so full of yourselves to think that you can self-proclaim that your music is good or that your buddies music is good, but the view counts don't lie, the music just isn't particularly engaging to most potential listeners

>>106031412
organ part is actually not bad.
>// reddit space
if you get rid of the drum loop sample that starts at 0:08 that would be good.
>// reddit space
the bass doesn't fit the chords well. usually the bass plays root notes and/or passing/neighbour tones. it shouldn't be panned hard left either, usually the bass is centred (unless it's one of those shitty 2008 beatles stereo remasters).
>// reddit space
chord progression is passable but not making my hairs stand on end or anything. try returning to the root chord less often. that's not really necessary though, and if you can't make it sound good don't force it in the song. with some small changes i outlined above you can elevate this track above shitpost tier.

>>106031412
>Btw yall have any socials i could follow
https://www.youtube.com/@MusicOf4chan
loike an' soobscroibe m8
ppl don't really give out socials here unless ur looking for gay anal sex in your local area on /soc/

>>106005839 (OP)
Why is this image so cute

>>106031326
Cheek and tongue. I wish I could make that shit. The bar is high. The tools are abundant. It’s just how you use them and have an ear.
Vladislav Delay is old but still relevant.

>>106031840
>The tools are abundant.
you avoid analog gear like the plague