Thread 106012308 - /g/ [Archived: 81 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:46:29 PM No.106012308
59535-12-967ca1e1c61da4df0e965c70fceac056-1200x630
59535-12-967ca1e1c61da4df0e965c70fceac056-1200x630
md5: 537d18f363bcb2cc755f372ff162fd85🔍
STARLINK IS DOWN
ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON FIX THIS SHIT NOW!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:48:01 PM No.106012327
>>106012308 (OP)
How can it even be down? Did some orbiting trash hit most of their satellites?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:49:16 PM No.106012342
>>106012308 (OP)
Looking into it
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:49:41 PM No.106012346
>>106012308 (OP)
@grok is this real
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:50:20 PM No.106012352
>>106012327
apparently just inside networking bullshit, dns, pop, not major, but still takes time to fix. last time was 3 hours i think.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:51:07 PM No.106012360
>>106012346
@Grok explain this to me in ebonics
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:51:15 PM No.106012363
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md5: 5ab40180ca17e8186a9f3872d8b02c3e🔍
>>106012308 (OP)
In one year from now, Starlink will work! Honest!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:53:38 PM No.106012386
>>106012363
I have a farm in the middle of nowhere. Finally got 400 mb internet with starlink.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:58:19 PM No.106012432
>>106012386
not now though
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:00:57 PM No.106012458
>>106012327
anon the starlink internet needs a base station at some point
the lack of redundancy is still comical though
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:04:46 PM No.106012498
elon
elon
md5: 14b482feae5c6c3817e1c4dade4e0250🔍
>>106012308 (OP)
>claims Starlink is capable of hosting FAA's ANSP VoiP network
deserved it I guess
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:06:06 PM No.106012512
>>106012308 (OP)
how does a global network of satellites fail. elon is fucking retarded.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:07:13 PM No.106012521
>>106012308 (OP)
he's busy jerking off to his AI gf
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:08:08 PM No.106012535
>>106012512
and its always for something retarded, never for a good reason.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:08:28 PM No.106012540
>>106012386
No, don't need personally but it's one of his few ideas I do have time for. I'm not certain that all those satellites, at 5 year lifespan, make super commercial sense tho but whatever.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:11:01 PM No.106012566
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1753351926581683
md5: 572b0ed209331f46357a0f0188777655🔍
>>106012308 (OP)
>>106012327
>>106012342
>>106012346
>>106012352
>>106012360
>>106012363
Why did we stop calling it SAARlink?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:12:03 PM No.106012578
>>106012308 (OP)
Ruskies? Chinks? Jews? How do you think?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:13:59 PM No.106012597
>>106012578
>Ruskies?
friends of trump and musk.
>Chinks?
friendly with musk, though they'd jack ma him if he did anything fufnny.
>Jews?
friends of trump and musk.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:14:11 PM No.106012601
Fuck sake I hate using mobile data.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:14:27 PM No.106012602
Probably DNS like usual
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:14:36 PM No.106012607
>>106012578
esl
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:15:28 PM No.106012616
>>106012540
Starlink is profitable so I don't know why you'd think that
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:16:28 PM No.106012627
1744118179358094
1744118179358094
md5: 38851867640c84e4cda8fb6f952da396🔍
Oh no no no no hahahaha
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:20:02 PM No.106012666
firefox_ZEeWsRPIKA
firefox_ZEeWsRPIKA
md5: 815ee7a9d20854c0b7b7bf11f45e9ab7🔍
Don't be this guy kek
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:20:35 PM No.106012676
>>106012616
Yeah, I'd like to take a deep dive into the numbers on that desu. Obv. he has related shit like SpaceX going on, otherwise, the cost of launching the satellies, limited lifespan, potential liability, yadda, etc. tldr, I doubt it's as 'profitable' - on a standalone basis - as it wold appear, minus other subsidies + probable glowie shit subvention, etc.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:21:43 PM No.106012690
im just laughing thinking about all the very remote workplaces that use starlink.. all the fishing fleets, off shore oil rigs, mining camps, rural medicine.. all down because this african white devil retard can't implement a redundancy system or at least check the updates they throw aren't destructive.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:21:55 PM No.106012692
>>106012327
One of the satellites looked down and realized nothing was holding it up, so it fell. The others followed suit soon after.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:32:51 PM No.106012812
>>106012692
Just like Tesla stock
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:35:44 PM No.106012849
>>106012566
bumping for this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:39:01 PM No.106012875
>>106012578
White male incompetence.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:55:12 PM No.106013034
>>106012578
jeet code
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:01:59 PM No.106013106
Spoiler: it because of the T-Mobile expansion. Phones are now spamming connection requests and each one has priority to be relayed between sats to reach the ground station. The sat to sat relays are overloaded.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:31:13 PM No.106013396
>>106012690
Don't pretend nothing doesn't halt tho everytime Amazon us-east goes down.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:34:37 PM No.106013421
ibm-1401-data-processing-unit
ibm-1401-data-processing-unit
md5: d53ec31e25baec0ded6601630db381c9🔍
back up for me after ~3hrs
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:07:48 AM No.106013730
Expired-Certificate-Causes-High-Profile-Service-Outage-Proving-Certificate-Automation-Is-Critical
What are the implications of an expired certificate and how can they be prevented?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:09:14 AM No.106013742
>>106012327
Probably a Russian hack
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:14:39 AM No.106013807
>>106013730
So they just forget to update their certificate?
That is such a noob mistake and shouldn't happen when you're a real company with a periodic update policy (not just for certs but also software and firmware).
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:19:10 AM No.106013864
Kinda had me worried for an hour or so, but it was nothing. First real outage in 2 years is pretty damn good and it was only for an hour or so. Prior ISPs would have few hours/days off during each winter season due to crashes in electric pole and shutdowns somewhere.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:34:02 AM No.106014025
>>106013730
>uhm this QUANTUM RESISTANT MILITARY GRADE CRYPTOGRAPHY is secure for 1500 trillion billion brazillion years against an attacker with more compute resources than earth can support!!!
>the certificate revocation list MUST be downloaded to ensure that the certificate hasn't been compromised!
>if the certificate doesn't expire in 3 months then you must reject it because that's a security risk
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:35:23 AM No.106014038
starlink
starlink
md5: 87ad68344f825bf86b8950feffa78921🔍
I was wondering what happened.

Offgrid here in the high desert.

I just watered my gaden and did some cooking. Made some creamy pepper pasta for lunch. Came back an hour later.

You know that reminds me if shit hits the fan and the cities collapse and starlink internet goes down it would suck. I need games, I need books and most importantly porn. Imagine living for 50+ years without seeing a naked woman.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:42:30 AM No.106014952
Still out for me. Going to reset my router.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:09:26 AM No.106016555
>>106012327
> he thinks satellites are magical

>>106012666
> random first name_random last name_random number
all the reddit accounts with those names are completely fucking worthless and most often than not are bot accounts or secondary accounts of other redditors too embarrassed to use their main. always trash. every time.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:48 AM No.106016567
>>106013730
> expired cert
> we're scrubbing the system for other single-point vulnerabilities
the man has the iq of roadkill. literally a drooling retard.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:14:12 AM No.106016581
they still have more nines of reliability than my local Xfinity... my parents use it and it was down for about 3 hours. but the last time it was down was like 5 months ago. it'll only get better.
crazy got latencies as of late too. 25ms!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:27:08 AM No.106016657
>>106013730
>>106016567
retard probably repeats what other people tells him, and his workers probably have to make shit up to prevent him from having tantrums and to avoid being fired.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:34:14 AM No.106016691
>>106014038
>Imagine living for 50+ years without seeing a naked woman.
haha yeah... imagine...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:36:14 AM No.106016707
>>106012308 (OP)
Imagine living somewhere where you have to resort to SAARlink.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:46:39 AM No.106016765
8907213021
8907213021
md5: 4d140b4805f2357119db21e27a68206e🔍
>WHY ARENT YOUR MASSIVE SCALE OPERATIONS RUNNING PERFECTLY 100% OF THE TIME?!?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:10:29 AM No.106017455
1753427351690
1753427351690
md5: 2a3f61b22ea71eef377c96cef93293da🔍
>was down for 2 hours
>didnt notice because i was outside
>twittards and plebbiters are pissing their pants about it
ive had isps go down for days without an eta. the entitlement of some fags.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:18:23 AM No.106017489
>>106016657
>retard probably repeats what other people tells him
most likely this.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:18 AM No.106017494
>>106017455
> pay over $100 a month for service
> need to rely on it
> it goes down
> woooah why is everyone acting so entitled?
please kill yourself as soon as possible, you pathetic retard nigger.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:23:04 AM No.106017505
>>106012363
I'm on Starlink. The dsl we used to use (the only available) would go down every time we had a dust storm, not sure why. It would be down for way more hours. And usually during big rains.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:19 AM No.106017521
musk autism capital
musk autism capital
md5: acbef816fa8b7595750e687a711480ea🔍
>>106013730
OH NO BHARAT SIRS DID NOT DO THE NEEDFUL AND DID NOT REDEEM THE CERT
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:55 AM No.106017528
>>106012692
sounds like something from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:05 AM No.106017529
>>106017494
You don't get it. Rural dsl is horrible.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:35:33 AM No.106018162
>>106012566
mass replying faggot
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:47:48 AM No.106018218
>>106012566
forced meme
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:52:14 PM No.106018544
>>106017529
Its not just rural, these people do not pay their own ISPs at home from their cable lmao. Yearly outages from regular cable company for hours/days is the status quo. I mean either they have selective memory or they are kids without responsibilities and dont know how their own isps work.