>be the politicians who approved of this
>implement this shit
>most sites you, the politician, are using are outright banning bongs rather requiring a face ID due to economical reasons
>can't visit websites you need for your job
>can't visit your favorite websites you used yourself cause it would cost way more than its worth
>can't use discord or any app cause money
>can't visit pretty much any website really cause it would cost too much money
>lift the ban and make some bs reason why it was taken down cause you are too spineless to admit you were wrong
>back to nothing ever changes.

>>106012411 (OP)
bump

>>106012411 (OP)
politicians and normgroids for that matter don't use obscure sites that threaten to leave uk, they only use like facebook, instagram and netflix, maybe jewtube, they will gladly show their face and id to protect the children o algo, screencap this post, the law won't get repealed

>>106012411 (OP)
Good. The reality is we live in an unsustainable hellscape of legal stupid. Even if the law is perfectly sane, it's consequences are not.

>>106012732
>protect the children
i'm sure the mudslims are protecting the bongistani children alright

nobody cares just internet nerds

they approved RNHS killing people what makes you think they care about this

just buy a vpn

>>106012411 (OP)
Are there even UK political parties trying to fight it back?

>taking away the bread and circuses
>now bongs have nothing to anaesthetize themselves with and have to confront the reality of their muslim-infested mumbai-tier shithole
Nationwide violent revolts soon

I just really hope major websites block uk access

really hoping wikipedia and the major social networks do it

I'd like Meta to do it most of all just so they finally get an understanding of what this law is. But it will never happen especially if even reddit has the money to cover it and keep "access" up.

>>106013155
Biometric internet is part of the open conspiracy and advanced by the WEF. It must be denied and destroyed at every facet. This is a huge step in advancing an agenda that makes the real players cease spawning.

Gwtting more brits into p2p is at a level of importance as the beacons between gondor and rohan

Invest into vpn stocks

The politician just turns on his VPN he uses to order child prostitutes and continues as normal

so if im making a platform i should just geoblock the UK so I don't get extradited and fined when someone says the N word?

>>106013380
most of the big VPNs aren't publicly traded thoughnfortunately

>>106012411 (OP)
wait what
as a non-UK entity that sells software to UK customers what am i supposed to do?

>>106015023
go out of business clearly

>>106015023
Per the UK's government website: "The Act’s duties apply to search services and services that allow users to post content online or to interact with each other". ('Online Safety Act: explainer', www.gov.uk)
If your software falls under that, you will need to read the document. You'll be fined at minimum 18 million pounds for violating it, while also being criminally liable.
> what am i supposed to do?
Stop selling to the UK if your software falls under the purview of this act.

>>106015117
>that allow users to post content online or to interact with each other
my software doesn't have this but i have forums and chatrooms for discussions
what the fuck. so i have to comply? literally just found out about this today
my business is not even in the UK, this doesn't make sense. what can they do to me?

>>106015169
they're gonna send ninjas to your address

>>106012411 (OP)
>actual jail time
Who's gonna jail you for it if you don't live in the UK?

>>106015169
Extradite you, jews run every government in the west, you will pay the jew tax

>>106012411 (OP)
>he thinks it will be repealed
rofl this is from today

>>106015226
>protect children from the internet
>so they can get stabbed by mudslimes in school

so this is a kind of grand internal firewall on the level of China but realized from another angle

>>106012411 (OP)
what happened to England? like what is the reason for all this? there isnt a single month some shit like this doesnt float out of that country, surely there is a logical explanation for the absolute state of that place. even by modern western standards, the amount of fuckups is abnormally high

>>106015371
It dates back to Cromwell...

Now do this with indians

>>106015211
Usually you have to have committed a crime that is illegal in your own country as well as the foreign country to be extradited

>>106015371
They let the Jews back in & let them take over

>>106012411 (OP)
I bet Redditors support it only because they think it will reduce the amount of right wing youth or whatever

>>106015371
American-EU puppet state, aka the worst of both worlds
It even had an Indian CEO at one point

>>106012411 (OP)
This is done so that small businesses will die because only big businesses can absorb the cost. It kills competition. Europe does this all the time.

qrd for thirdies on the prior events that led to this post?

>>106015371
England was always like that.

>>106015169
They can confiscate any asset you have in the UK and arrest you or any employee that steps foot in the hellhole they call a country.

>>106015371
Being too sheltered from war for too long. Their island basically kept them insulated and they practically never faced foreign invasion on their soil after the Normans, until the modern brown invasion which they aren't psychologically equipped to handle.

>>106018314
Dipshit take, the US is the most insulated from war on the planet, they export it all the time but never have to have a war near home. They'd be much worse if any of this slop you wrote was true.

>>106013238
Its a monoparty of global satanists anon
No

>>106012978
It's actually concerning seeing this shit working in a country with how many government coverup of grooming gang scandals? Is the UK population genuinely subhuman or just NPCs?

>>106012411 (OP)
>can't visit websites you need for your job
can you provide one example of a site that you might need for work, that also hosts 18+ content?

escort ad sites don't count, we're on /g/, be real

>>106015371
i've theorized about it before and i think it has to do with the strong classism they have. the upper class doesn't really view anyone else as really human, so they must have all their agency stripped away from them, and every aspect of their life has to be controlled. but aside from that, i think there also has to be some intoxicating catharsis involved in it, like it helps said upper class feel like they're still at the top rung of society now that most luxuries of yore are accessible to even the poorest of poors

>>106015371
Brits literally voted for this with brexit, Im not sure how anyone is shocked
>BREXIT MEANS BREXIT, FUCKING EU STOP INTERFERING WITH OUR POLITICS
>they do so
>bri'i'sh government can freely import dozens of pakis while giving poles the boot, and put all the censorship they want
>surprisedpikachuface.png

>>106012411 (OP)
Lol this is exactly what stop killing games will turn into for the EU. Despite how bad people are dunking on pirate softwares code it won't make it any less true when it happens

>>106013350
I really wish they would.
They should start throttling UK users and tell them to write to their MPs to undo it.
Wikipedia is already thinking of doing it.
The more sites that tell the UK to fuck off, the better.
US companies sperged out hard over shit like this in the past when the US were passing dumb laws, they should do it to the UK as well before that shit gets exported to their country next.

>>106015371
my thought is that anyone with half a brain and volition left that cursed island for the US, Australia or wherever and all that remained is the absolute dregs of the gene pool

>>106015371
>>what happened to England? like what is the reason for all this?
What do you mean? Government overreach is literally our foundation

>>106018543
The law is not only limited to porn, which is what people believe. Any site with +7 million of monthly visits that hosts user created content needs to do the age verification thing too.

>>106018972
Australia is just as bad or even worse.

>>106013518
I don't think you're going to get extradited, surely Bongistani law does not apply where you live. You're not a bongistani citizen and you don't live in Airstrip One so their laws mean jack shit to you. What, do you think you're going to get extradited if you eat pork or drink alcohol too, because that's not allowed in some Muslim nation somewhere?

>>106015169
Nothing. If you're not a citizen of the nation or on its territory then its laws do not apply to you. They'll put the squeeze on their own ISPs in order to ban your website if they really want to.

>>106017601
It's not an EU puppet state, more like the opposite. Back when Bongistan was still in the EU, the Americans were trying to use them to influence and manipulate the EU from within.

>>106012411 (OP)
>janitor ai

>>106012411 (OP)
what site was this?

>>106012411 (OP)
>>most sites you, the politician, are using are outright banning bongs rather requiring a face ID due to economical reasons
This does not happen and will not happen. Uber-normgroid sites aren't affected.

>>106012411 (OP)
Janitorai is the site for puriteen woke zoomers and millennials anyway. Fuck then.

>>106015117
This sort of shit is why online chat got removed from a lot of games btw

>>106017544
It’s man hate.

>>106020881
GTA online just isn't the same without the chat

>>106015371
I can't give an explanation but I'll add more datapoints. Britain is pretty authoritarian, both across all political parties and in the general public.
In 2024 the UK passed the Crime and Policing Bill, to allow the police to crackdown on pesky environmental protests characterised by protestors locking themselves to the environment in a hard to reverse way. The amendments allowed police to arrest/detain people who are locking-on, or have devices for locking-on (e.g. glue, any kind of string, a pair of arms). If you are planning on protesting, that is grounds for detention. These are/were later used to suppress right-wing protests too. All politicians, newspapers and the general public seem to be quite happy with these anti-protest laws.
There is also germinating support for electronic IDs to crack down on the underground/cashless economy that is attracting migrants.

>>106021130
It's amazing how they thought the EU were the baddies when it was actually the only thing stopping them from going full North Korea

>>106019365
I agree, do NOT come here

>>106019612
It’s a piece of shit site for rainbow haired children

>>106015241
How many school mass stabbings happen in the UK?

>>106021388
>How many school mass stabbings happen in the UK?

knives are banned, so not much. but instead you have acid attacks and migrant sex rings (which are not investigated cause that would be racist).

>>106021226
Yeah
Here's another
Lack of police funding has made the police very lax with shoplifting, leading to gross shoplifting. The solution are cameras in shops that send every patron's face to a third party who compares that face with a list of shoplifter faces, and then notifies the shopkeeper if there's a match. (The shopkeeper can then dissuade the shoplifter.) Tbf only the smaller shops like Farmfoods seem to be doing this (they are the only ones who have put up privacy notices).
The public support for a lot of this comes from the docuseries 'Adolescence', where a kid becomes an incel.
I've been portraying the UK as highly authoritarian, but we don't have a national ID.
>>106019612
discount character.ai

>block bongs
>...
>profit?!

>>106013441
>unironically implying they even have to bother hiding it

>>106015023
Don't pay the fines. Only downside is that you will get arrested if you try to visit the UK. The upside is that you don't have to visit the UK.

>>106015371
genetically disposed for cuckholdry

>>106018874
I bet you think regulating food against literal poison is also bad, right?

>>106021226
The EU was not the solution to authoritarianism in the UK, it is not a beacon of freedom. People who voted out knew both the EU and the Bong govt are a bunch of Nazis. Why not take the chance to get rid of one? Being a member of the EU would not have stopped this bill. Ask yourself what, if any, similar bills are going on in the EU?