Thread 106013121

Everything is already from China, but here we discuss the cheap chink shit you see on various sites.
1st rule of /csg/: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

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>AliExpress Coupon Codes: https://t.me/LilouXpress

>What headphones/earbuds should I buy?
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>I want a cheap smartphone what should I buy?
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>I want to buy some sort of emulation device
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>News
Emergency thread since no-one else is baking one

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>>105937208

Some AliExpress coupon codes of the current sale :

$1 off $9: IFP9CCMJ (11.11%)
$2 off $15: IFPBYX0 (13.33%)
$2 off $19: IFPRQ9F (10.53%)
$3 off $29: IFPBWDZ8 (10.34%)
$5 off $39: IFPP2E0S (12.82%)
$6 off $49: IFPLB856 (12.24%)
$7 off $59: IFPN969V (11.86%)
$8 off $69: IFPPQYC (11.59%)
$9 off $80: IFPBDDZ (11.25%)
$10 off $79: IFPMXZS (12.66%)
$15 off $119: IFPIS8WB (12.61%)
$20 off $159: IFPVXEFA (12.58%)
$25 off $220: IFPHZQ7 (11.36%)
$30 off $239: IFPQPP5 (12.55%)
$35 off $269: IFPKUPT6 (13.01%)
$40 off $359: IFPJW8DR (11.14%)
$50 off $369: IFPCXWTP (13.55%)
$60 off $499: IFPYHT3 (12.02%)
$70 off $499: IFP3ALK8 (14.03%)
$90 off $599: IFPSZQ7V (15.03%)
$100 off $799: IFPRWVWL (12.52%)

>Burgers Only Bonus:

$10 off 69: IFPG6ZF9 (14.49%)
$16 off 109: IFPCIJHD (14.68%)
$25 off 149: IFPZUSH (16.8%)
$30 off 199: IFPP11AA (15.08%)
$45 off 259: IFPGNRZ (17.4%)
$60 off 349: IFPOQKV (17.2%)
$70 off 459: IFPJSET (15.3%)
$75 off 499: IFP3P5VW (15.03%)
$120 off 599: IFPOTHM (20.0%)
$135 off 899: IFPGADVL (15.02%)
$150 off 999: IFPP5QUC (15.02%)
$165 off 1099: IFPUGD4R (15.02%)
$180 off 1199: IFPNUMDH (15.01%)
$195 off 1299: IFPZHGNI (15.01%)

holy moly dead thead.
anyone know anything about these?

>>106013979
they work ok, have a simple interface its like a win8 mobile pane based stuff in html, the build quality is meh

>>106014015
I just need something to punch through the wall cause I get 1 bar in my bed but 3 bars near the door

>>106013979
a long time ago in the 2.4ghz era i made ghetto reflector dishes out tinfoil that attach to the router antennas. i wonder if that's still a thing.

i cant get any discounts
i have 4000 coins but items just use 10 its a stupid gimmick

>>106014496
I'm still in the 2.4ghz era

>>106014520
skill issue

>>106013139
where do you pull these from, i could have used them, I simulated the purchase again and it dropped like 50 cents so ot feels like it reduces the amount of coins discounts to keep the price the same
>>106014028
sure should work

>>106014568
oh then it will probably work
it's directional so things behind the dish will get worse signal

>>106014520
ur not on brothers Xi good boy list

>>106014638
problem it's a public WiFi router up on the ceiling in a corridor

So I decided to finally try out alis mobile app instead of just browsing the site on my desktop like a normal person. I mostly did this because half the stuff is broken on their site, I guess they hardly maintain it anymore since most people only use mobile phones now.
Well anyways, this app is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. there's like 4 different mini games for different coins and shit. Who the fuck actually plays this? I can't believe anyone would stoop this low and have so little self worth that they start farming this shit for < $1 coupons. I immediately uninstalled this garbage. I'd rather have a broken site than gamble in rigged games for trash.

>no title
Shit thread, I'm NOT going to contribute
Goodbye

>>106014649
the heck kind of item uses 500 coins

>>106015221
>stoop this low and have so little self worth
yeah who could be that pathetic.
heh... heh...

>>106014631
Updates on deals with the latest coupon codes :
https://t.me/LilouXpress

Anyone ever bought a customized stamp before?
My friend is getting married and I'm thinking about getting him something stupid for his engagement party. This sounds like something he would get a kick out of
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807103532176.html

Any fellow degenerate here that has bought a daki on ali? anything to know/worry?

Anyone know of a way to find the newest shops/shops with the least sales? I need it for reasons.

>>106017059
what sketch shit are you up to

Ordered some travel gear, ramen pot and folding bowl. Hope that the lethal poisoning I will get from them is at least fun.
Also got some Kdeam sunglasses thanks to anon from the last thread. Really like the shape and colors, Limar FC20 isn't sold anymore, and my Head ones are pure ass.

>>106016395
Why does Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator need a stamp tho.

>>106013121 (OP)
Does anyone know where to buy USB A - USB C cables that come with chink mice? They're usually braided and incredibly flexible and light, you don't even feel them tugging. I need a couple for my setup, and I'm not going to buy more mice just for cables.

Got a paper shredder. It's manual but I only need to shred like 1-2 pieces of paper a month, so I don't need more. Feels better than expected, in terms of quality.

There are even cheaper models, but they don't do that cross cut thing, so you end up with very long strips of paper with those. This one cuts into smaller 3x23mm pieces.

>>106018779
Can it really take on a CD? Doesn't look robust enough for that.

>>106018941
Haven't tested it, but the CD thing just cuts it into 3 pieces with these blades, so I don't really doubt it.
The lid of the shredder weighs 1.5 kg, so there's some mass to it. Doesn't feel quite as cheap as it looks.

>>106018493
post pics of glasses

please explain why my 13 out of 16 AliExpress orders took 5 days to process while 3 shipped immediately.

>>106019291
Will do, but only once they arrive. Just ordered them yesterday, so in about 10 days or so.

1- cukteck, gamesir
2 - essager, vention, rocoren, orico
3 - ugreen, baesus, voltme

>>106019378
what does this even mean?

why tho

>>106018779
Interesting that one. I already have an automatic one that uses a wall socket and often times even my vacuum i hate plugging it in. Manual devices i find are simpler in reality.

>>106018493
One thing I realized with my Caterside is that they don't have the anti-reflective coating on the part of the lens that faces you, so you see e.g. your cheeks as you're wearing them
It's hard to find all the "premium" features with ali glasses: UV400, polarized, spring hinges, anti-reflective coating inside, metal instead of plastic etc.
Here I was trying to outjew EssilorLuxottica but it's not so easy
If you search for "sunglasses" then use the filter on the left you can actually narrow down by frame and lens material. You can even get CR39 perscription sunglasses (no you can't order them with 0.00 correction) so then at least you'd have CR39 lenses instead of plastic, but thats 80€ territory

I got my fake joy cons

I wasn't expecting the world but even I'm surprised by just how cheap they feel. Literally toy-like. Buttons are small, clicky and hollow. There is barely any weight to either controller. It feels awful.
But they work and I paid around 10 bucks after coin discounts so what can I say. Wonder if I should have got them from a different seller or if it would have all been the same shit anyway

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008295325414.html

>>106021176
What's really upsetting me now is that I ordered the orange/purple pair, but the ones with a design are the same price and seem to be the better quality options which I never realised.
I'm going to cry.

coin superdiscount doing me good this sale. I bought 2 giant XL mouse pads with sakura pattern for 2 CAD each, then they shilled me a nice small damascus chef knife for 25 CAD, a knife sheath for 5 CAD and a walnut cutting board for 20 CAD.
I almost don't use their coupon anymore just watch coin superdiscount to buy junks.
I'm tempted to buy another fancy looking chink watch for 90 CAD but I have already bought 4 chink watches and one is a high level rep for 500 CAD.
last month I also bought a ton. maybe I am getting addicted to consuming whatever Xi tells me.

if they are IQ is so high then why are they impossible to communicate with

>>106014520
same here brother, same shit.
>>106015221
>>106015767
got like $100 bucks saved through the games to be fair it was the special games for EURO etc where it used to be a lot better way before they nerfed games

Someone should have warned me it takes half a year for a batteries from china to arrive. holy hell.

>>106021176
>>106021304
got link for better ones?
do you think I can use them to emulate wiimotes or emulate joycons in yuzu?

>>106021432
> day xyz of shilling for china
> still didn't gain social credit score to restore my coin discounts
> womens bikini 26% discount
> cotton panties 36% discount
> womens watches
> artificial flower arrangements
> weaves
> nails
> 10%-30% discount
> wait a sec. 95% discount!!!
> oh. no. it's $500 markedup headphones...
they're telling me to troon out and go fuck myself
i thought i was their friend...

>>106021746
It's on the same link. You know the parrot/cat designs? They generally seem to be more expensive.
Honestly I don't know if they're better for sure, I saw some review pics after and they look the same.

As for emulation, it would probably work I guess. I can connect them to my PC and Windows did detect it as Joy Con. I could test it but I don't have Yuzu. I think I have Dolphin but idk to set it up and test.

>>106020592
pretty sure you can on sellers like bclear
I got cr39 for 5 bucks too.

>>106021304
just do a free return and buy the other ones

Why are victorinox parts and accessories so expensive even on aliexpress. Seems like it would be a decent market for knife autists.
I lost the toothpick on mine a long time ago and I don't to spend like 10 to 20 bucks for a replacement little fragment of plastic.

The sale's gonna end soon but it doesn't look like it's anything worthwhile so I'll just ask for recommendations on what to consoom:

1. I could use some extra Pinecil tips. Are there any TS100 ones that are cheaper on Ali than on Pine64's store, or should I just go to Pine64 anyways? Also, should I get a full tip set or just one of those adapter tips and then use whatever?

2. Speaking of soldering, any other accessories worth buying? I already have:
-a brass sponge
-a Yihua heated solder sucker
-a helper hand
-a set of cheap flimsy tweezers, maybe there are better on Ali
-basic stuff like solder, flux and colophony

3. Perhaps any G-Shock accessories worth a damn? Like a steel bezel and bracelet, or a NATO strap adapter? It's a 5610 btw.

4. Some EDC knick-knacks. I already ordered those wire keyrings anon recommended in a previous thread, but maybe there's more cool stuff like that to get.

>>106023649
Those are available here for like less than a buck a pop in all colors, please tell me that's a bulk price. Or try finding an authorized Victorinox service near you, maybe they'll even give you that piece of plastic free of charge. From what I've heard they're solid about it, though perhaps Victorinox themselves could ship it to you if you contacted them. I know that Corsair and Fractal sent me parts for free when I contacted their service directly and Victorinox is a solid brand when it comes to customer service, so give it a shot and send them an e-mail.

>>106024441
you can get any tio for like 2 bucks on Ali.

>>106024816
tip

Why do sellers accept coins? Do they get money from Aliexpress?

>>106024816
All the TS100 tips that I see cost more than that, like $5.50.

>>106024906
coins

>>106025042
>shit I don't have
yeah fuck off

>>106025060
you get coins by tapping a button once a day. it's not hard.

>>106023218
too much effort for $10
I'll keep them and hope they last.

>>106025060
nta but if you're into chinese shit then you need to be on coins. the discounts can be very good.

>>106024895
Maybe? Ali pulverises all our data and makes a shitload from whatever they do with it so maybe they can subsidise the costs that way

>>106026105
>if you're into chinese shit then you need to be on coins
Enlighten me then.

>>106026113
There's not much else to say anon
You need to get the app, maybe on any burner phone you have, then just collect the coins every day. Go to the coins discount page and either search or look if any of your previously viewed items have discounts, and you'll see shit like >>106025042

Coins go back and forth from being shit and good. Right now it's a good time for coins.

>>106024441
>less than a buck a pop
It's unobtainium in Canada. No big sellers carry it. Nobody on Amazon. The lowest I've seen is a few dollars a piece from random shopify sites. But shipping cost is too high from indie shops.
And idk I never tried to ask Victorinox themselves because they sell it on their site too but it's also expensive.

>>106024895
My theory is it's inventory clearance. I've noticed sellers tend to sell the lower models for coins. The more premium stuff never has discounts. Maybe it's a way to farm reviews too.

>>106023206
Did you get the photochromic lenses? I see that they're the only ones that are cheap. The sun ones are like 25 usd

>>106024895
its only for single units from what I have noticed, if you are lucky and buy it, then it's either gone or the price gets updated or the discount is gone, maybe that way they get some sales and more reputation, who knows

>8cm
Cheng never stood a chance...

>>106028975
>>8cm
chang is literally made for bottoming

>>106028975
these things dont actually work, right?

>>106030249
They work, but not the way shown, at least not exactly. You put your dick inside, you pump it, it draws all the blood possible to your schlong making it really veiny and I would say slightly thicker and longer (marginally in my experience). Once you remove the pump, it pretty quickly goes to it's normal state, unless you put a ring at the base. Then it stays looking like a Snickers bar for a while, but, again, in my experience, not very pleasant to use in that state, not alone at least. Everything is very tense, feels like you're going to rip your skin.

>>106018779
You got a link friend? I could do with a new shredder since my sister killed our old one.

>>106026988
yeah photochromic.
with a big coins discount

>>106031833
>>106030249
you can permanently damage your dick with this and will not be able to get hard.

>>106032216
Sure, this is the one I bought. There are a few other sellers with varying prices (like cheaper shredder but more expensive shipping, or the opposite).
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32723991186.html

>>106032390
I think it might be cheaper to buy locally for me, thanks anyway.

The Arduino shield I ordered arrived with bent pins because whoever made it used far too thin foam to protect them against crushing during transport, should I open a dispute or contact the seller about this first? This is the first time something has arrived broken for me
I still haven't opened the sealed bag and I think the damage is limited to the pins.

> package scanned out for delivery at 6am on a saturday.
thank you, bright and early weekend wagie

>>106031833
oh jah, deglove my penis like a swollen bratwurst mein fuhrer

>>106031833
>rip your skin

My current pending order list. I might've gotten carried away and stayed up until 3AM today adding shit to my very first Bundle Deal order, boxed out in maroon.

And yes Aliexpress kept harassing me with that stupid Shiba Inu egg so I had to order it.

>>106033338
>kolovrat

>>106033088
>>106033265
not a problem if you didn't let the rabbi flay your dick skin

>>106030249
It's a good way to damage your penis and not actually make it bigger

>>106032756
Just bend the pins back

>>106033844
I (my post is >>106031833 ) don't live in Goylemstan, my dick is intact, but believe me, when it is bursting with so much blood, you just feel your skin sliding off. All of it.

i got so much shit delivered i don't know what i ordered it for

well, another temu 50% cashback promo happened today so i did it again: i bought another one of those USB heated vests to last me the next few winters until they break or new heating tech comes out. the first one i bought was ok but it's missing several pads shown in the pic. this new advertises like 15 pads so we'll see. i don't mind getting chinked if cashback tanks the collateral
and also, how temu works is that your first order has a $10usd minimum but subsequent orders after that need to be at least $25usd if you're buying from china. local warehouses have no min cart requirement

>>106034297
>chink electric clothing
That sounds like a recipe for a severe burn sooner or later.

>>106034689
NTA but, carbon based resistive elements don't short circuit, worst case is they open/break and the thing stops working.

>>106034689
you know, i thought the same thing years ago when these vests became a thing. i thought it was going to be super bad because you'll be a walking faraday's cage, what if it blows up and electrocutes you and it can't be good for your blood pressure if you're hot all the time and the ambient temperature's cold, but the truth is that it's like 30c at best.
5v/2a and very thin pads. it doesn't come into contact with your skin and the clothes you wear is going to block off a lot of the heat. if you're wearing this as an outer layer of clothing then the heating effect is very average.

>>106021736
They sometimes ship batteries inside shitty torches for the faster shipping speed.

>>106023649
>victorinox toothpick
Could try cutting down an actual wooden toothpick down to size.
People only really use it as a pokey thing.

>>106035359
what's with these retarded laws that you can't just ship a battery but putting it into a flashlight somehow makes it ok?

I bought a Ruizu x02 and a 128GB card for my mom because she wants to listen to music when she goes for a walk and she said she hates fucking smartphones.

>>106035468
It will turn your mum into an audiophile.

>>106035245
>>106035278
Sounds reasonable, actually. I don't have a cold this bad around here (yet), but I'll keep that in mind just in case.

>>106035359
>People only really use it as a pokey thing.
91mm SAK's have a hole for a needle in the scales under the corkscrew. Higher end models like the SwissChamp come with it by default, and you can put any needle in there, not just the Victorinox ones. You're welcome.

>>106023649
Huh, these aren't this cheap anymore?

>>106033870
You sure about that? Pretty much every pin on it is bent.

>>106036238
>0.99 + 1.50 = 8.08
what?

>>106036708
>he wasn't aware that they voted for this

>>106036238
>>106036708
Try changing the quantities and seeing what happens.

>>106023649
3 bucks for 5 doesn't seem that bad. VAT included.

Why the fuck is none of my shit shipping? Some of it has been at "Import customs clearance started" for weeks now

will there be new sales on 1st august? there is already loot box minigame again on games page

>>106033338
how more polish slavboo can you get

Has anyone tried this model of motion sensor lights? I'm afraid of these cheapo ones prematurely dying.

Can anyone recommend me a good chink mp3 player? preferably something that looks a bit like the old iPod

I've caved in and installed the Aliexpress app, albeit in an Android cuck cage because fuck you Cheng, claimed some and fucked around in that Merge Boss games for no fucking reason whatsoever. Guess I'll have to check it daily to get muh discounts then.
>>106038252
How am I a Slavaboo if I'm a Slav?

>>106038471
I have it under my bed, its great. I had to re-charge it like once per week and me being lazy as I am, I just chose to buy an large usb cable to have it connected all the time, and its been working for months now if not a year.

>>106033338
>persian rug mousepad
I keep seeing anons buy this is it any good or just a novelty

>>106039215
idk, I'm getting it as a novelty mini rug cuz I already have a proper mouse pad

>>106039215
I got mine to use as product placement when I want to sell something. Like if you place a watch, or jewelry on these to take a pic it really stands out.

>>106038544
I've got 3/4 running on motion detect that stopped working on the third week of use. They don't seem to charge or turn on anymore.

Annoying since I've pasted the magnet mounts on some walls already. Might have to look for some more expensive models. arghhhhh