Thread 106019064

Would you buy a Unitree R1 for $5900?
https://youtu.be/v1Q4Su54iho

Usecase?

>>106019071
Bodyguard? Get four of them for personal protection.

>>106019064 (OP)
Middle of that webm
>Machine Gun Blows

>>106019071
25kg? LMAO. Good luck using him to carry shit for you.

>>106019071
Sex

>Mfw give it a thick thighs big titty muscle chick skin and dress it up in a skintight bodysuit

Thank you China for bringing the price of robots to a consumer level even before the have started entering the markets.
They'll make this stuff go mainstream faster than anyone realizes.

>>106019064 (OP)
Can you fuck it?
Yes if so otherwise no.

>>106019071
sick cartwheels.
buy two and recreate tekken 3

>>106019064 (OP)
Would

>>106019154
Like there is not enough fat women already. Obesity and overweight rates are close to 80%, just go outside if you like fatties.

how am i supposed to buy that thing without a credit card?

>>106019064 (OP)
But can I fuck it?

>>106019244
KEK

Can it at least break like Raygun?
pic unrelated

>>106019064 (OP)
For 6 grand they could have attached a flashlight and silicon implants at least...

>>106019465
Probably won't be long now.

>>106019064 (OP)
Can it jerk me off and does it have a pocket pussy capable port? If not then fuck off. Unless you put a wig on it, then I might try it anyway once just to find out.

>>106019064 (OP)
No, if I wanted a little retard cartwheeling around the house I would have a kid.

>>106019064 (OP)
I'm glad that robots are still cool.

>>106019064 (OP)
Cheaper than a used car these days.

>>106019064 (OP)
>>no tits
>>cant fuck
holy shit whats even the point, at least its better then nothing but come on

>ops pic
before skinned
>pic related
after skinned

>>106019064 (OP)
Can it do anything actually useful like fully autonomously going to the post office, punching some cunt in the face for being a cunt and getting my packages for me? No? Then come back when it can.

>>106020266
It's not even autonomous - it's remote control with a console-like controller.

>>106020266
Gotta learn to crawl before you can walk, anon.
You're looking at the start of the robot revolution.
In ten years, these things will be everywhere, from customer service to doing groceries in the supermarket for their owners.

>>106019064 (OP)
No.
Because off to the side, just out of focus of the vid, is a guy using a remote control.
China is a third-world Shithole that like to pretend they're cutting edge. Meanwhile most of their bridges, roads and building are collapsing around them or are on fire. Also, they suffer mega floods each year because they're too stupid to install drainage systems in their city infrastructure.

>>106019064 (OP)
Only if it comes with a sexdoll skin and can jerk me off

>>106020266
this is setting the precedent. Unitree is cheap and opensource whereas tesla bots are better and closed source but not meant for modding.

>>106019064 (OP)
Just buy 100 of them and unleash them in a black neighbourhood to beat up blacks. Make sure to send them in sequentially so you can recharge them. Livestream the whole thing.

>>106019064 (OP)
Can it help me weld and move heavy things?

>>106019064 (OP)
>No hands
Pass but it's good they're selling it so cheap.

are bomb diffusing robots still these shitty roombas with a claw on top? Perfect application for silion and steel is hazardous environments

>>106019064 (OP)
Having a robot of this type is like having a "pet wolf". You never know when it goes mad all of a sudden and kill you.
On the other hand, having small dumb robots (appliances, like a microwave) is generally safe.

>>106020564
you're almost there. Dumb appliances aren't safer, people get hurt with blenders and stoves today, but tools don't have accountability while 'smart' things do

>>106019071
real world toribash

>>106020579
>people get hurt with blenders and stoves today
That's usually their own fault. Imagine the robot from OP's post is powered by AI. Fuck no I'm not buying it.

>>106020603
>Fuck no I'm not buying it.
Have fun still doing your own laundry in four years.

>>106020266
>>106020285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJYlJlIEBpg
It seems you can just write your own software for it

>>106020941
am i blocked or something? i said that earlier.

>>106021021
I can see your post if if helps, so you aren't shadowbanned or anything

>>106019071
Tidying up rooms, doing laundry. Not saying it can, but the final product should.

>>106023231
We'll have to wait for Optimus type autonomous bots for that.

>>106023402
I'm looking forward to the V3 announcement

>>106023402
nice kicks

>>106023231
A robot doesn't need to be humanoid to do that. The brickwall is robotics AI, not hardware. And making AI for those types of task is hard and to my knowledge currently not done.
There is a reason why humanoid robot demonstrations are them doing cartwheel, dancing or whatever the fuck in a controled envinronment rather than something useful in a chaotic one.

Why don't they make 20cm version but with anime girl face and boob?

>>106024100
>A robot doesn't need to be humanoid to do that.
It does, because all of our hardware is designed to be used by humans.

>>106019071
Handstand on to my dick.

>>106020745
...
That's a huge problem somehow? It takes few minutes to throw in the washing machine, then just take it out and hang,

>>106027474
Well, you're clearly living alone.

>>106019064 (OP)
100% if it can talk too
But they need to make its hands more tactile, so it can help me around the house

>>106023231
Sorry it can't do that. But it can sing a song and dance a jig to provide emotional support while you do chores.

>>106028509
kekw
golden webm

>>106019071
Put it on a kigu suit.

Nobody is impressed by any of this. Make it move like a human before shilling it again, retard.

>>106020941
>Python powered
Is that Autism Speaks equivalent for robots?

>>106023402
I like how its limbs look.

>>106019064 (OP)
I guess that's neat, but I can't imagine it being useful to me with that wonky mobility and rubber balls for hands. I hope I live to see robots become good enough to wipe dust off of shelves. I'd also like to see combat robots. I don't really care about the ethics of that, I just think that it's the coolest shit ever.

>>106032321
>I'd also like to see combat robots. I don't really care about the ethics
If anything, proliferation of AI robots on the battlefield will decrease casualties due to the immense power differential between humans and robots. Sending humans would become completely pointless.

>>106019465
What's this faggot problem?

>>106019465
how does he doesn't get any motion sickness?

>>106033924
Same as ice skaters and ballet dancers. Combination of spotting, and getting used to the motion.

>>106032321
>good enough to wipe dust off of shelves
Impossible, try to do it yourself and you will understand why.

>>106034546
But I do it myself on a weekly basic, so it is clearly possible.