Unironically, what do you do at this point?

You have a window, don't you?

>>106033704
i hav a linuc instead

>>106033702 (OP)
you have booby-trapped the entrance, haven't you?

>>106033702 (OP)
You do have a big red "nuke everything" button that automatically pierces all storage media with self-moving power drills, don't you?

>>106033702 (OP)
shred their level iii vests with m993.

>>106033702 (OP)
Hide from the impending claymore blast that will occur when they kick the door in, then do >>106033732 with the survivors. I think the next step would be engaging the "waddle to your van" protocol

>>106033869
dont forget to deploy your FPV IED drone.

>>106033702 (OP)
You *do* have a stuffed dog full of tannerite, don't you?

>>106033702 (OP)

>Unironically, what do you do at this point?
one last goon.

SCREW YOU

>>106033702 (OP)
Nothing because I have full disk encryption on everything. What blows my mind is full disk encryption is STILL an optional feature that isn't turned on by default in the latest version of Windows. Mac OS has had it for like 15 years now.

>>106034644
Soon, redditors will come to tell you about the wrench.

>>106033709
>a single linuc

>>106033702 (OP)

>>106033702 (OP)
This whole thing should be a meme and is only a thing still because people are technologically incompetent. The real solution is obviously to just not have any data in a form accessible to anyone but yourself. The most obvious solution is just full disk encryption (properly, not 'btw Microsoft also has the key' TPM bullshit) as >>106034644 mentioned, but there are various forms of encryption or even steganography that allow for plausible deniability. Just don't have anything that could get you in trouble, either literally or practically.

>open door
>oh shit wassup, i think you got the wrong house, I don't even own a computer.

>>106034644
Do you have enough willpower to endure all the different torture methods the glowing niggers would inflict on you? If not, your full disk encryption is useless.

>>106033702 (OP)

>>106033702 (OP)
Glowie post

>tfw I have nothing to hide

>>106033709
Underrated post

>>106033702 (OP)
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have anything to hide really, perhaps from public opinion maybe but not from law, I don't encrypt my personal devices, the only things I obtain ... questionably are 20 year old games ocassionally. The edgiest things in my life are tagged with my personal IP address on 4chan. I don't have a gf, I don't really go anywhere.

>>106033702 (OP)
Find out the sources (israel) of the fake posters keeping this garbage dump site alive and hunt them down (closer than you think).

>>106036482
Came here to post this.

>>106036482

>>106037289
Sounds mighty suspicious, anon. You're not one of those 'incel' extremists, are you?

what do you guys even do that would warrant all this paranoia.

>>106037925
I don't do anything, I just hate coppers.

Hit the purge button. (It's non functional)

>>106037774
I member when I first saw these headlines.
It was so tiresome, but sadly I can't do anything about it.

>>106033709
heh

>>106035384
>Oh, if that's the case... Sorry Sir, have a nice evening... Good bye

>>106037964
they don't even know you exist, you're probably doing some sus shit

>>106036482
>Girlfriends parents accidentally activated the IED.
I hate it when relatives try to do "surprise parties" they always go awful.

>>106037774
>Incels are a problem.
If they are then where is my state-mandated wife?

>>106038414
>having a gf
You failed at opsec

>>106038216
people who got nothing to hide have nothing to say

>>106033702 (OP)
Any cybercriminal worth their salt has full disk encryption, so simply turning off your PC is enough.

>>106035350
>timoteee
nice touch

>>106037925
>he actually doesnt know

>>106033702 (OP)

blkdiscard takes a split second. Reprovisioning an nvme namespace, a couple extra and a secure trim a couple more.

Encryption is just a failsafe. It isn’t evidence if you haven’t been accused yet.

>>106033702 (OP)
If they're there they have a warrant and they know what they're going to find. Destroying evidence and lying is only going to get you in deeper trouble.

>>106039263
thanks for the tip friend, i'll make sure to only tell the truth and politely hand over any and everything I own when they come don't worry

Unplug my computer.

>>106037289
You do realize that those 20 year old games will also land you a ton of prison time

>>106033702 (OP)
Come out naked w ballgag, kigurumi mask, bdsm gear and leash.

>>106035350
>>106038955
>The real solution is obviously to just not have any data in a form accessible to anyone but yourself
>"Alright, so here's what's gonna happen--we're gonna need your passwords and for you to unlock all your storage devices".
If there's a squad of glowniggers at your front door then they already know you've got SOMETHING on one of those drives. They don't care if they have to look through every device/storage device. The moment a judge signed a warrant, your ass was grass.
>>106037289
>the only things I obtain ... questionably are 20 year old games
If you have pirated bing-bing-wahoos saved on an SDcard or some other storage device in a handheld console on you going into Japan and you're unlucky enough to get singled out, your ass is getting sent to a Jap prison camp in Manchuria. Nintendo is the law of the land in Nippon.

>>106037925
downloaded a Nintendo party game from 2001

>>106033709
Kek

>>106033702 (OP)

>>106039490
If nintendo wants to charge me the original sticker price for zoids legacy for the game boy advanced (which I already bought used from gamestop over 10 years ago) I will gladly pay.