Everything is already from China, but here we discuss the cheap chink shit you see on various sites.
1st rule of /csg/: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

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>>>/vr/hhg/

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>>106013121

are there any chink extendo-phone controllers with like a cooling fan and a battery pack all in one?t

powerbank came
easily charges half my battery
does output 12v but on my phone's for some reason it only goes to 12w
heats up to 40+c though after a bit and I couldn't take it apart to look at what's inside

gonna try to see if it can 12v my soldering iron but I don't have a passthrough wattmeter and the type c on it is input only.

>>106084411
I never seen any with a battery pack. fan and pack would be pretty damn heavy

>>106084434
type-c female is input only*
sadly

anyone know cheap Arduino clones and modules and what fun stuff can I do with them?

>>106084446
what about ones with just a fan? any good ones?
>would be pretty heavy
my phone is a chink brick, at this point i don't care about weight lol

Got my scalp massager and chinky cigs

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/07/suspending-duty-free-de-minimis-treatment-for-all-countries/
Text released

>>106084485
jk02 for bt, gamesir x3 pro or something like that for wired (I think they only have one cooled one)

>>106084535
those massage things make me cum

Spent $250 total 5/5 bretty good

>>106084744
>jk02 for bt, gamesir x3 pro for wired
>75€ for the gamesir
fucking hell lmao
the cooler seems to be better than the jk's though (my phone's hot spot is right above the giant fucking camera bump) and i can charge it while playing apparently
hmmm

>>106085016
every phones hotspot is there cause that's the soc.
you don't care about cooling the soc, it goes to 99c in less than 500ms under full load, what you're cooling is the battery that acts like a thermal mass.

I got some random bits recently

Prank electric shock lighter, it doe work as an actual lighter it just triggers differently to how you'd expect. I was honestly surprised with how strong the shock is, it will make you actually drop it. Only downside is I can't see how to recharge the shock function?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008376195753.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.56.6af81802IOdSUs

Adhesive shelf brackets, I'm honestly surprised the adhesive on these is good. They're managing to hold up a bit of wood with a surround speaker on it.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005804274857.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.50.6af81802IOdSUs

Collapsible tripod, I got this to replace the rusted out tripod that came with my firepit (Which was also "collapsible" but was a pain in the arse to do so and set back up) This thing is awesome desu

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005982505208.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.44.6af81802IOdSUs

Motion activated bar lights, I got these as a cheap and lazy alternative to setting up proper LED or CCFL lights under my kitchen cabinets. They work well but the battery is a bit lacklustre if I'm honest so I think I'm just going to try and have them permanently on charge and just hide the micro usb cables as best as I can.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007482376524.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.32.6af81802IOdSUs

Lighweight hammock, I got this to use on my hammock stand and opted for the larger version as I'm a big guy... Honestly it's great I can fully cocoon myself in it if I want to.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007408777618.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.26.6af81802IOdSUs

>>106085070
hammocks seem cool to hang out in but sleeping in one can't be fun right?

>>106085099
I've had naps in mine but never an overnight sleep/camped with one. I think if I was to do that I'd want to get one of the ones that has a flat bottom but they're a bit pricey and chang hasn't backwards engineered them yet as far as I can see.

>>106085038
>the battery that acts like a thermal mass.
ah, right
do you have to plug the gamesir in for the fan to work?

>>106085155
of course. they have peltier coolers so the power draw is 8-25w depending on the module. it's not really feasible to run portable

>>106085070
> electric shock + lighter fluid
so you can prank your friends into dying in a fire

>>106085214
The shock mechanism and ignition mechanism are totally separate, you couldn't possibly do both at the same time... Unless your lighter develops a slow releasing puncture I don't foresee it being an issue

>>106085174
hmm
now i'm wondering if the jk with the built-in battery would be better even though the cooler itself seems worse
i do have one of those 10,000 mAh ugreen "slim" battery packs though, hmmm

>>106084352 (OP)
The "PVC" catsuit for my gf arrived today.

This fabric coated with PVC film smells horrible... like an empty tin of sardines.

The PVC raincoat I also got her wouldn't cease off gassing its "regular" plastic smell so I tossed that out. Too bad cus it looked sexy and I could've created skirts and stuff from it using sewing machine /technology/

I'm hopeful the catsuit's sardines smell will go away because it's the same fabric coated with shiny PVC as a pair of tight wetlook pants I bought her a year ago. It just needs lots of rinsing with soapy water.

You really gotta pray for the women who work in these fetish clothes/plastics/PVC/etc factories. The level of plastics in their ovaries must be infertility-tier, and the plastics in their lungs must be cancer-tier

>>106085291
whatever, i ordered the gamesir before the prime next day shipping timer expired
i'll play around with it for a day or two and at worst i'll just return it

>>106085470
my next move is to purchase TPU fabric and clothing for her because it's not as pollutant in all meanings of the word. Maybe latex too, but it's more expensive and requires more care. I prefer tossing this stuff over time.

>>106085470
>doesn't cover the hands and feet
you're missing out, anon

>>106085291
I don't think any of them have a battery man

>>106085070
How big? :eyes:
>>106085099
>>106085120
I trialed it when I was trying to avoid paying hundreds of dollars for a mattress. They're not uncomfortable in terms of lay, but since they have essentially zero mass and a breathable, even someone like me who sleeps hot will end up waking in the middle of the night shivering at normal AC/winter temps. There's a reason they're mostly only slept in in the tropics.

>>106085554
the jk does, it's just for the cooler though

>>106085546
I have stocking and gloves for that. I love layering shiny, non breathable materials

>>106084535
Link massager

>>106084352 (OP)
anyone have a life sized doll?
I have a gf and we have sex every time we hang out but I want moar

>>106084535
>cigs
What kind of turbocancer could you get from them?

>>106033338
Link the rug please

>>106086091
He dies before the pack is empty

what in the good god damn is this listing lol
pictures from the reviews look fine i'm so confused

>>106086215
is this normal or what

>>106086215
I’m pretty sure they do this for counterfeit stuff, usually they tell customers to not post pictures.

>>106086297
well that makes a lot of sense actually

>>106085667
where did you see that

>>106086297
counterfeits are., not allowed??

>>106086039
all you need
https://a.aliexpress.com/_EzKogeK

>>106086703
on the amazon listing?

>>106086703
>>106086741
ah nvm i didn't realize that the jk is bluetooth only, the battery is for the actual controller
DUH

>>106086039
Nigga if you buy a life sized sex doll you will not have a gf anymore

>>106086715
Not on Ali, no. Not anymore, for about a decade at this point, I think. And Ali is really quick to ban anyone who tries to do it openly. Now DHGate is for fakes, and more of Chinese internal storefronts.

>>106086103
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005657935272.html
I should be getting the bundle package soon. Ali reported the subsequent "Your package will soon be handed over to the domestic courier company" and "Package left transit country/region" messages so I'm guessing I'll be getting it today or tomorrow. Also, somehow the two non-Bundle non-Choice items that I've ordered will come in the same package, so I guess that by sheer chance it got consolidated at the sorting center in China.

>>106086807
Yes, he will have two gfs.

>>106086897
>Pocztex
My condolences. Fuckers lost my Quest 2 and a keyboard.

>>106086748
yeah.
a 600mah battery would last a whopping 10 minutes with a cooler

>>106086897
>Package left transit country/region
In my experience (same country) it's more like 3-5 days to Import clearance complete status, then 1-2 until delivered.

>>106086738
I was hoping you'd link a good sex doll.
I've noticed it's mostly Asian men who use dildos on their women. It's pathetic

>>106087134
The customs clearance update came right before the handover update on the same hour so I'm assuming it's already en route to the local post office for delivery.

>>106087110
My local mailman is GOATed and I hold more trust in Pocztex tham I do in DPD. Fuck DPD. Also InPost #1.

>>106086023
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256809169620681.html

Grim

>>106087341
>on women

>>106087615
It's over.

>>106087615
rip bozo

>>106087615
I bought my last cart. The deliveries have been taking longer these past few weeks and I don't want to take my chances.

If I give Aliexpress my email or phone are they gonna spam email/text/call me? Should I bother making a burner? I wanna get a mousepad

>>106088185
no, they don't even send sms

>>106084535
lol in what country can you send cigs via mail

>>106088185
no but your number will leak to the scammers from the 100 other middlemen. or some idiot friend of yours using some contact harvesting app. it is a lost cause just don't answer random calls.

>>106087615
i have a theory that he saw how effective tariffs were against japan during the 80s that he keeps trying to force them in 2025 where the world economy relies on china

>changing language to English here
https://m.aliexpress.com/account/setting.html#/language
>doesn't redirect to www.aliexpress.com anymore
Fuck you Ali

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>>106089171
bezos whispered in his ear whatever stupid ideas
it's meant to protect the amazon cartel

are there any good air purifiers that are worth buying from ali?
i've noticed webshops in my country sell a fuckton of chink brand machines, i might as well buy one directly from china then i suppose

>>106087436
>InPost #1
That I can't argue with. Paczkomat my beloved.
>DPD
In my case it's exactly the other way around. DPD guy is the chilliest dude (and wears a single ear headset and cyberpunk glasses like he's in Deus Ex), and Pocztex courier is a drooling retard who leaves packages on top of the mailbox on the first floor instead of bringing them to my apartment or giving me a call so I could pick them up; if not outright not delivering them and marking as delivered still.

>>106085099
Sleeping's alright in a hammock, use a blanket in it if you're rather cold.

>>106090163
i've been pondering if my cheapo air purifier does anything and my opinion is that you need the bigger ones with a proper base to actually displace all the dust from the air, and they cost $500
the issue is the coverage. you have normal $50 ones from xiaomi or baseus and they're essentially running a cpu cooler fan over a box with an air filter in it. it's just not enough

bruh I wish I was back in China, everything is so much cheaper there and you get it in like 3 days even if you're in the middle of nowhere
the most expensive thing I ever bought on taobao was my monitor which was only 320 yuan and worked amazingly (until the retards at Almaty airport broke it)

>>106084352 (OP)
>/csg/ chin shit general
so close anon

>aliexpress is more expensive than ordering directly from mi.com
it's over

>>106090759
yeah for some reason xiaomi doesn't have any official presence on aliex they should atleast bother to take down the bootlegs

>>106091067
https://xiaomimistore.aliexpress.com/store/2800188
this one's the official i think? there are others as well

>>106087134
And bada bing bada boom, it's in the central. Will most likely arrive tomorrow, or, worst case Ontario, Monday.

>>106084744
got the gamesir, immediately had to send it back because my chink brick (z50s pro)'s camera bump is too thick

Anyone got experience with these diamond plates for sharpening?

>>106092092
rip bozo

>>106091944
nope

>>106092296
might try the jk02, what's one more amazon return lol

Got a couple of Kdeam sunglasses and they're reflective on the inside. I can see my own eyes. Shit sucks, because they do look good.

>>106092502
I never used Amazon so I wouldn't know

>>106086039
>I have a gf and we have sex every time we hang out

doubt & doubt anon

when next sale?
is the advertised choice day an actual big thing or not really?

>>106093347
the sales are always the same. back to school sale is one of the more bigger ones in china and not just an ali meme

>>106093420

>>106084535
I could swear I found one of those head scratcher type things made for genitalia in a store once and didn't buy it. I've never been able to find it since and I'm beginning to think it was all a dream and none of it was real.

>>106093420
crazy times
i can't believe it's been 5 years already

>>106092291
Yes, I use them for hand tools and have for some years now. They're an incredible value over DMT / other name brand stones. If you're just doing kitchen knives the thin ones with the knock-off worksharp system might do you well. I went with the ones with the thicker base. They're the same dimensions as the DMT diamond stones. Mine was nice and flat and I've had it for over 5 years now and have used it regularly and it's still going strong. I even use it to flatten my traditional waterstones. Since all the diamond grit is on a film applied to a piece of metal, the thin ones should last just as long as the thicker DMT style ones. One last thing, right out of the box they will act more coarse than their rating (like a 1000 grit will feel like a 600). To break the stone in just rub any large piece of metal on the stone for a couple minutes (with water). Over time they will get more 'fine'. My 300 grit is currently more like a 500ish. If you're sharpening stainless steel knives a gritset like 800 -> 3000 would be sufficient. There's a lot of personal preference in grit jumps and grit sets. Accepted wisdom is to keep the grit jumps under a 4x increase, so 1000-4000 is the maximum you'd want to go. 2x would be fine too. If you have cabon steel / fancy japanese knives you would want a different grit set than for regular stainless stuff. Do your research there. Again I'll mention to check out the worksharp clones, they're nice and foolproof.

>sale coming soon
is this shit gonna be any good or are they usually kinda whatever?

>>106092998
OK anon, therapy time. What made you so doomed and gloomed? Was your childhood traumatic?

>>106093420
this needs a music background, at least the intro
suggestions?
any connoisseur of melancholic chinese songs?


I suggest this one for the following act in which chang and his chinskshit are back https://youtu.be/BxJ55gFvn5M

>>106092998
>we have sex every time we hang out
that is not weird if you hang out like once a week or less.
Like even if you are not exactly close, not only on a long distance shit

>>106094993
>literally nothing changed about the price
kek, dont know what i was expecting

>>106097245
anon
do NOT get an android DAP
doesn't matter how good the actual hardware side is, you'll do anything BUT actually listen to music
get a surfans f20 if you're on a budget, if you're not get a 7th gen ipod classic (but make sure the max firmware is 2.0.4 and not .5) and mod it (new battery, maybe an iflash-dual, forget about rockbox that's for fossfags who don't listen to music)
but for the love of god don't get anything android

>>106097353
speaking from personal experience or?
i have a smartphone but i just dont like using it for music, i dont think i'd put any non music related apps or browse the web on a DAP desu

>>106097402
>i have a smartphone but i just dont like using it for music
I mean... isn't that basically what you're buying

>>106097402
>speaking from personal experience or?
yeah
i've always kept my entire library on my phones because why not but i never touch it even if i bring my usb-c dac and IEMs with me. i don't touch streaming apps either. ever since i got a dedicated, "dumb" DAP years ago i actually find myself listening to music more and more often when i'm not at my desktop

>>106094093
Sounds like what i need, thanks anon

Weird question I guess but are there any good gampads with bluetooth but without thumbsticks?

>>106090163
I always figure big and bulky stuff isn't worth buying from aliexpress. A good air purifier is definitely going to be big and bulky, those tiny desktop things don't do shit

Check out Ikea too, they have quality purifiers.

have a china stuff bump

>>106098010
8BitDo Lite (first gen)

>>106084352 (OP)
aliexpress ui is so confusing now i went message setter on my order told the seller i got fault knife cause the lock only has one screw the other falls out and it jams. What are my option here.

Tariffs for imports outside of USMCA about to massively increase here in Mexico. I know how yurobros feel now.

>>106100905
you can just start a dispute with AliExpress and send them an explanation and video for a refund

>>106100918
Really gotta refund i though chinks hated bad review and would send me another one or something.

>>106088185
They're gonna go to your house and cum on your coffee, anon

>>106091968
I have the rug mousemat you got, they are alright for the price i guess just a piece of rubber with a thin rug cloth glued on top, edges might be a bit curled up.

>>106097564
not really, it'd be strictly worse than my smartphone and would have to be connected to a home network via wifi to go online
idk why i'd bother putting shit on there that i would just do on my phone instead
just because you can due to the nature of it being android doesnt mean you should or would? thats just how i feel about it

why would anyone browse or watch videos or some shit on their DAP lol

>>106086039
they suck, they're too heavy. even a 20kg will feel heavy since they dont balance themselves like humans do

>>106101347
>just because you can due to the nature of it being android doesnt mean you should or would?
logically yeah you shouldn't/wouldn't
but
>oops i left the phone in another room and i'm lazy
>oops my phone is dead/dying and i'm lazy
>oops i'm already handling the dap, might as well
>i wonder if this thing can run psp games
any of those might happen at any time and before you know it it's too late, your dap turned into a glorified ipod touch

>just buy a smartphone guy is back
This guy is never going to get it.

>>106101405
I wish that post on /jp/ got archived where someone bought a sex doll, decided that he didn't like it and then proceeded to cut it up so he could dispose of it. but he realized his manual saw couldn't break through the thick steel frame. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

>tempted to buy a Hiby DAP from ali
>just saw on their website that they're doing a Hatsune Miku line of products soontm

goddammit, now i wanna wait and see if they make a cool M300 or R4 with my waifu on it

>>106084352 (OP)
i dont remember the wiki being like this

>>106090163
You DIY or you buy IKEA one.
The only important thing is being able to rebuy the filter, and that is the only thing that matters, so long the purifier is silent enough to be permanently on.

>>106092291
Bought and is on 3rd use so far.
I´d say it was worth it. You are only going to use the lower grit to sharper up any once, and then the 1000-2000 grit one is the workhorse, unless you get 3.

>>106101877
I ended up buying a Winix Zero. dont think i'd be running it 24/7 though

>>106101851
is it still fucked

Welp, it arrived today. All of it.

https://aliexpress.com/item/1005007861373743.html
They're neat, but too large of a circumference for keychain use IMO.e
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005001999510488.html
Just a little cheapo medallion, the neck string is just large enough for me to put it over my massive potato head but it's adjustable.
https://aliexpress.com/item/32967722954.html
Typical plastic leather material, but not too shabby. Unfortunately I'm such a wristlet it slips down even on the last notch.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005003298149003.html
I'm yet to put it on anything but it's of good quality.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005007746891653.html
Aliexpress has constantly harassed me in the recommendations, no matter how often I would scroll through the front page, he'd be there, so I gave in. I ordered him. I ordered my son. He is now mine. Inshallah. The color's off from the photos but the quality is aight for a simple cheapo gag toy.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008524518167.html
Not sure why I bought it but like everything from the store, nice lightweight non-ferrous alloy, solid quality and it will find a use somewhere.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005005725945280.html
Had one of these as a kid just because I saw an old Axe commercial and thought it was cool. Can't tell if it's painted plastic or metal but it feels cold to the touch and it does what it's meant to do, it's a tally counter.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008639645573.html
I'm yet to use it but it's definitely too thin for all of my cables and it's length is just about enough for my desk.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005005733615222.html
5 meters of the red stuff. It's a cheapo loose braid but I guess it'll be good enough for zipper pulls and whatnot.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005005534524736.html
Still got a 5 meter roll off this stuff but you just can't have too much of it it's so useful.

>>106102021
€35 for the full filter isn´t bad.
Had a Blueair 411 for a while, but that didn´t have ion or anything fancy. But it had very low DB rating, meaning it could be permanently on in low.
Filters was €40-50

>>106102953
>It's a cheapo loose braid but I guess it'll be good enough for zipper pulls and whatnot.
Not only that.

>>106102953
cont.

https://aliexpress.com/item/1005007621739063.html
Just a small little useful gadget that caught my eye. The tool and cards sit rather loosely, but once it's closed it won't open.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005006975903156.html
Small, cheap, Cheng was so lazy that I had to cut and stick on the white padding myself, but once I was done it did the job. Metal alloy, my headphones now have a spot other than the top of my desk or my case.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005006729651630.html
Not MOLLE, it's just a nylon strap to put through your belt. The zipper on the second pocket is slightly bent but it still closes tight. It's a small coin pouch, has a light stank to it but it'll air out.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005005657935272.html
Like >>106101090 said, alright for the price, thick piece of rubber with a thin velvety material glued on top. Unfortunately the ends are sewn together and not loose but I don't want to mess with it. I got one just as a novelty cuz I already have a full desk rug pattern mat.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005006809559358.html
Very tiny, very cheap, but it works and it'll do for some light items.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005009243085119.html
This is the one I was looking forward to the most, the Totally Not A Rigde™ Wallet®. Took me a sec to understand how to use it and it's really neat, hold my ID, my driver's license, my payment card of the devil by the name of Visa, and my blood type card, and it has a money clip for loose bills. Unsurprisingly, two thick pieces of metal block RFID just fine. Should cut down my pocket bulk quite nicely.

All in all, a decent haul of cheap garbage.

>>106103018
pluszowy pierdolec moment
Though I do have a bulk of proper US made paracord and it's a day and night difference. Tight braid, strong, great for shoelaces or keychain weaving or whatever the fuck. It's paracord, the name speaks for itself, and this stuff is just not up to snuff IMO.

>>106102953
>5 meter roll
fuzzy side or hook side out?
which is the way, anons?

>>106103103
Definitely hook side out on braided cables. For aesthetics, fuzzy side out. Also easier to clean from dust, the hooks like to grab that as well.

trying out a couple of knockoff knives because I heard they can be one of those diamond in the rough chink products, should be here in like a week. If it's m390 like they say it'll be a bargain since it's one of the top steels for folders other than magnacut. Could be a rugpull I suppose but we'll see.

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808607202613.html

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256809373804819.html

Also got some silly ambient lights for car interior which I can only imagine are going to suck retarded giraffe dick but I was too curious if they'll come out decent

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807891121900.html

Finally a little stand I want to use for a tablet at my desk, can't imagine they'd fuck this up so bad it's unusable and sales pic looks good, but I guess I a shitfest of manufacturing errors could be in my future. They've fucked up aluminum woodworking stuff I've gotten before like t-tracks

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806140528084.html

Random bullshit gambling weee

>>106086738
>sticking chinese chemical cock up your ass
most intelligent aliexpress shopper

>>106102953>>106103043>>106103114
where's the pics?

>>106103210
faak is actually pretty good about listing the materials and quality.
the #107 one in that link is actually higher quality than a same priced one in the local shop.
I'm fairly sure it has silicone on the outside layer, at least.

>>106103210
Almost all fuck toys are made in china. Are you sub 70 iq, literal retard?

>>106103357
>where's the pics?
Later.

>>106086039
I want one of these just to do wrestling moves on them

>>106097353
>get a surfans f20 if you're on a budget
The AliExpress equivalent is "Aigo EROS Q".
>forget about rockbox
That's where you're wrong. Running Rockbox is the whole point.

>>106084744
>>106085016
Jk02 doesn't have Hall Effect sticks, in case other anons are reading this.
>>106085174
Better run with a powerbank greater than 30W and a wire.as opposed to wrecking the phones. The crashes don't seem to be limited to just gaming.

>>106103392
There's also an anon here who won't touch food utensils and cups unless they're sold by.......Amazon or Walmart. Let that sink in.

>>106103392
I buy bad dragon because I support assmerica and I'm not a poorfag that wants gigachink ass cancer like you, nigger

>>106103392
I pay the made in western country premium for my girl

i collected the $1 mysterybox credit.
I made an order. It only applied 60 cents credit to the order.
weird.

>>106092291
sharpal 162n is a high quality chinese diamond plate, but they usually sell in amazon, not sure if they are in aliexpress.

What are some good chink headphone cable brands / stores that aren't expensive as fuck other than Xinhs?
Is KBEAR any good for example

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008523498499.html

You think these are safe, bros?
I heard making sunglasses protective is so cheap pretty much any unnamed chink manufacturer does it now

Are there better budget chink sunglass brands?
Mine are just too fucked up to keep wearing long term but I expect these to fall on the ground and shit too so I don't wanna get actual expensive ones

>>106104406
>I heard making sunglasses protective is so cheap pretty much any unnamed chink manufacturer does it now
I mean, cheap sunglasses are made out of plastic and plastic tends to be great for blocking UV. The only way to be sure would be to measure the thing but they're probably fine. You could buy some UV test cards as well.

>>106104406
I got some Kingseven and Rosybee sunglasses on prior recommendation here, then got a $2 noname later on. All three seem about equal in polarization and reflectiveness on the inside of the lens, haven't put UV cards to any of them.
Kingseven had their brand name engraved on one of the lens, which wasn't visible in the product image, so I wouldn't buy from them again. Kingseven and Rosybee both came with a bunch of accessories (polarized test cards, cleaning cloth, case), I think the noname only came with a cloth bag.

>>106104386
cables for iems or for headphones?
for items even the normal KZ cable is fine.
for headphones too. I bought one with a mic and it's very nice and soft and mic is great. the other one with the inline controls had s worse mic.

>>106104406
I bought merrys sunglasses like 5 years ago, and several pair of 1 dollar ones more recently without any brand, one of them like bike sports one.
at the store they used the little UV tester thingy that shines through them and they all passed.
I think it's all alright if its plastic

>>106104386
/iemg/'s shopping guide covers this. KBEAR's one of the good ones.

>>106104587
its for some IEM's

>>106104602
cheers, i'll take a look

When is the next REAL ali sale

>order a thing with good discount
next day
>Sorry, this item is no longer available!
yikes hope they will not chink me

>>106104586
>Kingseven had their brand name engraved on one of the lens, which wasn't visible in the product image, so I wouldn't buy from them again
what the fuck, that sucks. I'm surprised I don't see others talking about it so I wonder if you just got really unlucky
Seems like something people would mention
>Rosybee
sadly like three times the price
>>106104598
good to hear, might just pick up a noname with a similar style instead then

>>106103103
>>106103113
I never thought about this. I always do hookside out.

Do the stores not give you coupons for following anymore?

>>106086039
You need to go into this with lowered expectations.
The weight of these things can be bothersome during sex. You need to pick a position and stick with it. Space and maintenance is also key. This isn't an onahole you can toss in a drawer and forget. You'll need dedicated space for the doll and it's clothing. It'll need to be dusted, washed and kept at a cool room temp with little sunlight.
Anons are joking about you losing your GF over the doll, but it's somewhat true. You might view the doll as an extension of bedroom play, but your partner might view it as competition. You'll know when she gives you an ultimatum of choosing the doll or her.
I personally use my doll for photography and cosplay.

These motherfuckers at aliexpress just charged me twice for the same purchase, it's only showing up twice on my bank though, not on paypal.

>>106106230
I don't really see any of those things as issues. Her being heavy and needing to be moved around is nice imo. Sure there is emotional fallout with my current gf, but I don't really care, I can get a new gf after fucking around with the doll for a few months. That's my outlook on most things in life, the end result in my head is always "I win" because I'm in great shape, have straight teeth, have money, and have proven to myself I need 0 friends or family to be content with life.

I'm looking for a DAP under $200. I'd just use my phone but I don't have expandable storage and don't particularly want to downgrade to a budget phone that has it.
Would I be better off with an android based device? I don't stream music but I listen to a lot of radio. Mostly I'd be listening to my digitised cd collection.
I like the snowsky echo mini but i might look a bit autistic using that at work

>>106108088
>look a bit autistic using that at work
If that's your concern, you don't need a DAP. Also UI/UX on that thing is dogshit, it's only good for shuffle.

>>106108088
Chink DAPs have UIs that range from awful to literally broken.
You can work around this by getting an android DAP and installing a decent music player like poweramp.
Someone will probably come along and shill rockbox, its UI is a step above the chinkshit, in that it's usable. But that's it, it's from 25 years ago and hasn't had any kind of redesign since.

>>106106230
are these good for laying in bed with and cuddling and falling asleep i'm so lonely

I got this rechargeable dremel/rotary tool for my dad.
It looks to be decent.

pose-able mannequin came

>>106103403
Right. It's been too much garbage so here's a select few to fit in one view.

>>106108968
Is it 3d printed? I feel like I've seen this model somewhere on thingiverse.

>>106108985
Yeah, the splinters are still fresh on the thing

>>106108412
get a dakimakura
or just hug a second pillow or a rolled up blanket
doll like that will be cold like a corpse

>>106108734
how bugs the battery?

What tax increase? I'm not a burger what the fuck?

>>106089793
thanks, used the cheapest one

>>106086738
>Sorry, the page you requested can not be found.
Why does it not show me the product?

>>106111534
app only maybe

>>106111534
Likely not available for your region. If you change language to a different country it might show up.

>>106089793
thanks anon, I saved 5 dollars, you are beyond based

>>106085470
>Smells
That's just because it's highly toxic...

>>106108209
There's a difference between an iPod and a plastic replica of a tape player with the world's clickiest buttons
>>106108225
I have the fiio m3k and as nice as it was, it took ages to find what I was looking for. People installed rockbox on that but it still never looked any easier to use. I think I'll get the fiio JM21

Wtf my coins got deleted

>>106113718
They have an expiration date.

Looking for a laptop stand that lifts a bit so bottom doesn't get too hot. Any recs?

>>106113745
Ye i knew that but i for some reason remembered it being a year

>>106113412
If you really think that anyone cares around you cares about that, you're not in any danger to come as an autist; you're one. Just get a picrel and use your phone, so no one ever suspects you're listening to music.

Any recommendations for bt speakers?

>>106113772
You can get some of these.

>>106113804
Check this out. I've got some Tronsmart T2, it's alright. Very bassy, pretty loud, feels well built.
https://www.speakerranking.com/

>>106084535
here we go. classic

got this diy ultrasonic mister kit. thought it could make for a good gift after being built into a unique housing

Thinking of buying a chink keyboard, is it worth it to wait for back to school sale or nah?

What are these retards doing

>>106114106
What is that? I know ultrasonic cleaners, and I know MiSTer, fpga gaming device; and I don't see how they go together.
>>106114342
If you are not in a rush -- why not. Wouldn't be more expensive than now anyway, you're not losing anything.

>>106113806
Not him, but can you post a link, I'm interested in these too, don't like much the one I already have.

>>106114710
I was sure I did, damn. Here you go: https://a.aliexpress.com/_EzNMuLM
Image search on Ali works really good, especially for images taken directly from the product pages.

what the hell
the prices of my cart went up 50% overnight

>>106108412
Yes.
The anon who says they are cold is only slightly right. They are often room temp. So it all depends on how warm or cold you keep your home. If you plan to cuddle and seek more heat from the doll, invest in a heating blanket. Roll the doll up like a burrito and heat 10-20min before cuddles and it'll hold the temp for a few hours.
Some companies offer internal heating, but this feature, like all other internal electronics for dolls should be avoided. It's often a risk of fire, and you'll just be wasting cash when the feature eventually breaks (and they break often. I've seen too many forum and Discord post).

>>106114707
the ultrasonic mister is a weak device that makes a cool vapor from water as a sort of pseudo humidifier or aromatherapy device

>>106103537
>>106103663
Dumb imbeciles, your toys are made from silicone they buy from china. You both are absolute morons beyond cure. EVERYthing is made in china or consists from chemicals that are made in china.

>>106113806
Issue with these and similar stuff is that you always have waste time making sure they're both at a same angle individually. Used something like this for my split kb and found it a hassle.

>>106115265
D:

>>106115468
Oooh, MISTer. Mist. Er. Ok, I get it now. Mist.

>>106115605
Dunno, only three preset positions, to one of which it snaps on its own. I imagine you can fill indents for angles you don't use with something to disable them and have only one possible angle. But I see where you are coming from.

>>106115656
Ohh that makes it more convenient if there's angle snapping, nvm then. Last I used it was just movement straight thru and having to angle meticulously.

>>106114707
Too late i already boughted

>>106115608
it's also a German swearword

THEY KILLED MY COIN STREAK.
I DIDN'T MISS A DAY YET THEY RESET IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>106115608
glad we're on the same same page now mister

Alright so, what are some cheap/borderline free things you can get with coins? I fear mine are about to expire

Got a little haul. From left to right
>Poco f7
Actually got it for my gran. She's on a galaxy s7 and when it takes a second to do anything, she presses it again and then gets lost. This thing should be fast enough and all she does is WhatsApp, email and takes photos of her garden, so this thing should be huge overkill, plus the large screen will be good.
>Case
For the phone
>Kitchen blender
Got a cheap one before, it's fucking great, so got this one. Will clean it before I use it, but like pretty solid
>Grey gloves
They're a little tight. I got them for my scooter on colder days I ride to work. They should do nicely
>Yellow packet
Ring sticky thing for the back of your phone. Gonna stick it on the Poco phone so it's easier to hold
>Cardboard box
Phone case for my new phone, OnePlus 13. Case is nice, I like it a lot.
>Yellow circles
Rubber jar opener. Always nice to have in the kitchen. This one's a bit smaller than expected so I'm a little disappointed, but should work
>Pink fabric thing
Face and neck warmer. I got my sister into snowboarding and got her some of her own stuff, and this and the gloves are part of it. Feels fine
>Grey thing
Desk mat. I put a cup of tea down on my one for a bit too long and melted part of it. This is the replacement

If anyone wants links or further reviews, let me know

>>106116389
same lmao
even did the shortcut for the extra 5

Got myself into a nervous situation. A chang company that does really cool hand painted heavy brass/bronze figures did one of my fav characters. It's something ridiculous on aliexpress like $1300 but on taobao (which I can't access because no chinese phone number) it's like $580 which I'd totally pay for what it is.
Has anyone used a reliable taobao buyer service? I'm fucking around on ParcelUp which actually lets you search taobao which is how I found it for cheap but I'm too paranoid that something will go ass-up

>>106116389
how many days were you on?

I have nothing to do this afternoon so here's a list of stuff I bought that I really liked. These links may not have the best prices, so check before buying.

>Classic earbuds, good sound for the price
aliexpress.com/item/1005005048322186.html
>Ruizu X02
aliexpress.com/item/32946316948.html
Great value PMP, used it for many years and gifted some. Don't pay for the BT version, audio quality is bad.
On my personal hall of chink fame
>Small termometre, not extremely accurate but works
aliexpress.com/item/1005006741662184.html
>Mosquito window net
aliexpress.com/item/1005007532647315.html
Cheap and reliable, use it every summer
>Outdoorss shorts
aliexpress.com/item/1005005219205881.html
Bought them for fishing initially, started wearing them every day. The are comfortable, have many pockets and I don't give a shit about fashion
>Battery-less flashlight
aliexpress.com/item/1005007544873226.html
>Sneakers heel patch
aliexpress.com/item/1005005165009809.html
>Mini wireless keyboard
aliexpress.com/item/1005005644298729.html
Great if you "work" remote and like laying on the couch
>Out pants
aliexpress.com/item/1005005217785486.htm
Same as shorts, durable, useful and comfy
>Nylon belt
aliexpress.com/item/1005008378990731.html
Really recommended, light and comfortable
>Small flashlight
aliexpress.com/item/1005004339951554.html
Good build quality, works on a single AAA battery and can be used as headlamp with a cap
>Fingerless gloves
aliexpress.com/item/1005007216267703.html
Great for winter
>Portable monitor
aliexpress.com/item/1005007328927220.html

>>106117050
>Poco f7
>for my gran
you got an extremely overpowered, fragile glass back, cutting edge (unknown variables) phone for your gran?
>this should be enough
bro. x6 would be plenty enough. (what I got for my mom)
how much did you get it for anyway?

soldering iron anon here
used the battery powered one successfully for my H3 pro mod (adding resistors to drop down noise floor)
it's actually pretty good. tips heat up pretty fast, battery lasts like 15min continuous. middle "speed" is hot enough.

internals for whoever's interested

for 4 bucks I can't complain about anything. maybe the long charging time but you can use it plugged in so that's fine. just need to get myself a more flexible cable.

also the included rosin was fine, even if dirty. and mechanic solder is great.

>>106120329
Sounds better than the prior generations of 15W garbage USB iron.
I paid almost $10 for one years ago. The one that was shilled by youtubers. The tips burn out easily. There's no temperature control. Might as well solder with a lighter flame.
I guess they've been advancing bargain basement tier soldering iron tech.

>>106120775
I dont think there's temperature control in the way that it's reading the tip, but just how much power it's putting into it
it's unfortunately also a bit too tight for c210 tips, though I think it could be possible to mod it to accept them

the quicko one I got for even cheaper due to coins has proper temp control and t65 tips. they're kinda big though. but you can run it 22w easily from a powerbank. which you'll need anyway for the other one if you don't want to constantly turn it on and off

My package from Ali arrived today, I got a spring bar tool for watches, I doubt it's swiss made but at least it feels sturdier than the other ones I used. Also got electronic calipers since I'm tired of reading the vernier on the one I have.
I added a mcdonalds gundam because of the choice thing, the box came absolutely destroyed but the toy itself is in good condition.

>>106120873
KSGER has made a relatively cheap USB iron that's C210.
I saw it a few weeks ago. Looks like a recent development.

>>106089793
>$2 off $19: IFPRQ9F (10.53%)
ty sir, i am turning a metal cabinet into my server home and needed some things for ventilation/cables.
>>106112194
based

>>106089171
libs: unowned
business: bankrupt

kek the republitards keep winning

Any1 want to recommend some safe micro sd cards?
Looking for a 256gb to use on my Switch as the one on it is going bad.

>>106121381
been on a case fan silencing rabbit hole and found this which is apparently a very og solution
a 5mm spacer for pull fans that are against or near a grill
tried it myself by just holding a loose fan closer and further from grills and the sound difference is insane, from annoying whine to whoosh
where I want to get to is I couldn't for the fucking life of me actually find something like this on aliexpress
tried every single fucking synonym for spacer and there's nothing someone please prove me wrong
it's just a piece of ABS, they could make them by the thousands and sell them at fucking $1 a pop for 50x profit

>>106121342
this one?
there is a t80 clone that's around the price and is way better I bet, just called c210.

either way that's a way different price bracket, for an occasional user like me the cheap ones I got gonna be plenty

>>106121533
seems like an uber niche product and you'd be better off paying someone to print one

>>106121533
I'm trying with a particular size of these instead because the sound improves anyway with just a non-sealed gap
could try to cut something out from some foam or something if I'm really bored one weekend

>>106121533
ABS Specifically?
Mine will be sitting in a shed (which is why im getting the cabinet) so noise isnt a big issue.
I'm using these for less vibration and to keep the "seal" i guess. You could stack them i guess.
Noctua usually have some pricey shit.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000043099423.html
can also try these "rubber screws" you kind of pull through, noctua has had them since forever.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005141368713.html

>>106119011
You're right, but I went massive overkill. She deserves nice things and it's how she keeps in touch with the family. She currently has had an s7 for like 4 or 5 years, and that's got a glass front and back and she's never dropped it. I got it for like $550nzd, so around 300usd. I'm fine with that

>>106121770
also ill be using an ancient NF-P12, so all i'll probably hear from it will be the HDDs clicking (the reason for it being moved from the spare room).
Moving the crap on the shelf into the cabinet. the PC won't fit, future problem and it will live on top for now.

>>106121770
yep those showed up when I was searching for the spacer
thought of stacking them but still felt expensive
my even cheaper anti-vibration ghetto rig is picrel
they do help a bit at high rpms
later heard some use the trick for drones

>>106121517
>micro sd
Probably not helpful to you, but got a couple of cards off amazon for my raspberry pi.
>128gb lexar blue: 6.6k random read iops, 2.3k random write iops
>128gb sandisk extreme: 2.4k random read iops, 1.0k random write iops

>>106087615
Good. Stop buying slop.

>>106121942
if you're not worried about a seal, then yeah just use some o-rings or find a local construction site and steal some old plastic EPE type foam packaging from the skip. there might even be some rubber or weather strip off cuts floating around.
I saved some of the foam from when my motherboard/GPU arrived, my NAS is sitting on it in this pic >>106121930
I have an old 3d printer, brb gonna go make a zillion dollars from your idea.

>>106121148
kek I have the same McD Gundam from Ali
I quite like it actually

Anybody here bought a down puffer? It can be light. I'm always warm in the winter.

>>106122228
Also interested in knowing if any of you have recent experience with kitchen knives. Doesn't have to hold the most amazing edge since I am kind of decent at sharpening my own knives.

>>106087615
>US only
Yurocucks stay winning

>>106122170
Yeah it's great kek, he is staying on top of my battlestation

>>106121923
you better turn off MSA, Daemon, and turn the recommendations off in all the system apps so she never sees any ads.

>>106116814
some brand stores often have 1-2 items with big discount so the seller can get their marketing credits. like baseus has some cable with huge discount and you can get like 3 cables for $1

>>106121533
Still wait when the chinese will make these spacers for fans.

>>106084535
Even when I smoked I would have never tried chink mystery cigarettes

>>106123783
Are these good

>>106123783
>not comfy long boxers
Your balls will sweat in them af.

>>106087615
I hope you retards are enjoying "owning the libs" lmao

>buy something off aliexpress because it's less than half the price vs amazon for the same item/company
>the shitty bottom of the barrel delivery company can't find my house and marks my package as undeliverable and was about to return it to the sender right before i called their support line
the only other time this has happened was because the DHL driver drove down the wrong side of the road and didn't want to make a u-turn
i fucking hate these shitty ass shipping companies.

>>106084352 (OP)
Is it safe to give AliExpress my credit card details? I want to buy something under the Paypal minimum/using my $1 late delivery credit.

>buy 4 curtains on 2 separate orders on the coins page totalling $8
>find out that sellers tank the coin discounts, not ali
>essentially, sellers spend their own coins to advertise their listing on the coins section and when we buy from them they get a partial coin reimbursement back
>and they will pay the difference
>chang even left 2x 5* feedbacks for me
fuck, he's one of the good ones