/twg/ - Tech Workers General - /g/ (#106096506) [Archived: 8 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:04:04 PM No.106096506
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:05:35 PM No.106096525
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:08:02 PM No.106096551
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:23:23 PM No.106096691
2018-05-10_by_naga_masanaga
2018-05-10_by_naga_masanaga
md5: 0bba2bf21810c90ddd3cc5ef2c852033๐Ÿ”
Anyone else stocking up cash and other shit at this point? I know covid was when alot of people did it but now i feel like its alot worse since layoffs, ww3, and other shit is popping off.
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:24:21 PM No.106096702
>>106096506 (OP)
>cut jobs to maintain shareholder profit
>cut jobs for AI, no more pesky unionizing muh commie employees
>import hordes of indians
>basically create a massive amount of hungry bored men
>cut off porn to re-activate their rage
>redirect rage towards any uppity third world country
>start WW3 through ukraine/taiwan/israel
>edom goyim and unwilling-to-be-slaves chinese all die leaving room for the jewish messiah
>antichrist/dajjal comes out of Iran/Afghanistan
>Jews follow him and prop him up with their OpenAI/Visa/Mastercard dystopian cybertiranny making him rule over all goyim, and enslave them for the jews
>christian evangelicucks either follow the antichrist of convert to Islam and wage Jihad on the new satanic world order
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:33:47 PM No.106096794
>>106096525
It's amazing how terrible they've been for the economy, and it's not even a year.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:39:08 PM No.106096855
>>106096525
how do i get into one of these shadow offices t. europoor
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:44:31 PM No.106096915
OpenAI_in_Deutschland_Celebration_1-451fce9f96ba2acf
>>106096855
Move to germany
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:50:38 PM No.106096974
Fuck this shit, I was starting to study web development but seeing how things are going to turn in the future I don't want to waste my time. I better study to be a plumber or electrician.
Replies: >>106097012
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:54:04 PM No.106097012
>>106096974
Enjoy wrecking your joints for $50k.
Replies: >>106097051
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:57:10 PM No.106097043
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fucking hell i am so god damn tired
and this is never going to end
at least not until they lay me off or i die
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:58:03 PM No.106097051
>>106097012
With a proper diet, supplements and going to the gym you will never have any issues. Good luck in the future with your IT job, pal.
Replies: >>106097092 >>106097116 >>106097165
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:00:55 AM No.106097092
>>106097051
>Never have any issues
Yeah military members do 20 years then get their retirements and still have injuries from just manual labor. You are not avoiding an injury. All you are doing is delaying the outcome.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:02:54 AM No.106097114
mmkzxhjbLo1rq2qruo1_1280
mmkzxhjbLo1rq2qruo1_1280
md5: 83cfefbed81685833f35d823327230e8๐Ÿ”
>People often misunderstand what "entry level" really means.

>For example, a hospital might post an "entry-level" surgeon position--meaning a general surgeon with no specialization. But that still requires an MD and years of residency. Itโ€™s hardly entry level in the way most people think.

>In IT, true entry level is helpdesk. Full stop. Other roles may have junior or "entry-level" titles, but they usually require prior experience or specialized skills.

/g/ BTFO
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:02:58 AM No.106097116
>>106097051
None of those describe tradies lmao.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:03:45 AM No.106097129
>>106096506 (OP)
>new lnkdn notification about a popular post among my network
>it's about some guy with an anime girl pfp talking about how your pfp doesn't matter
he's not wrong but lol
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:07:07 AM No.106097165
>>106097051
IT work is probably one of the healthiest jobs to have, but generally speaking IT nerds are too lazy to do the slightest bit of weight training or exercise to maintain their bodies, so all of them bitch about needing standing tables and vertical mice by 30
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:14:57 AM No.106097241
>>106097114
i agree with this corpo bootlicker that it makes sense you should know a bit about programming before you can get into an entry level programming position, but generally companies dont care if you can actually do the job or not, they primarily care if you have enough experience points in your character sheet (CV).

if you only reward people based on seniority, then innovation dries up, young people stop giving a fuck and people start to lie on their CVs en masse
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:15:16 AM No.106097244
i am using chatgpt for therapy
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:18:03 AM No.106097268
>>106097244
same, but cock & ball therapy
Replies: >>106097331
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:25:26 AM No.106097331
b68b91a3c535879771c83351aac2897c3171e46cbebc8918f4ec3c0a3d3919b4
>>106097268
Makes you think
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:55:40 AM No.106097574
Anyone here work in embedded ?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:56:55 AM No.106097588
>>106097574
no and i never have but my CV says i did
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:14:48 AM No.106097747
>>106097574
I did like about 15 years ago
I found out I wasn't cut out for that kind of work when I turned on our expensive test board and it started shooting flames at me
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:26:55 AM No.106097851
I had registered a domain name with some random registrar and moved it to namecheap. I forgot about it and just noticed these fuckers didn't notify me about the pending domain expiration. this was some years ago.
I just checked and noticed the domain name is parked... on a namecheap platform, apparently by namecheap itself. are these fuckers trustable?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:29:44 AM No.106097877
>>106090737
>You can break alot of shit.
I'm not retarded though, unlike the average IT monkey.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:30:45 AM No.106097885
>>106097574
No. Why would I work in a field other than tech?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:33:25 AM No.106097908
>>106097851
>I stopped paying rent on a property and now the landlord claims it as his own!? what the fuck! what the fuck!!!
DO KNAVES REALLY
Replies: >>106098429
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:34:43 AM No.106097913
>>106096551
>>106096525
Works on my machine. :^)

Maybe instead of code bootcamp you should have just made a portfolio and had a real app with real users before you applied for a job ?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:41:15 AM No.106097972
I literally code better than any IT retard and yet they're the ones who decide what I can and can't install on MY machine? Why is this the case?
Replies: >>106111270
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:42:52 AM No.106097993
>>106097114
ok but in tech it's more like
>entry level pharmacist required
>must have 88 years experience with spinal surgery
>no ORTHOPEDICIANS though because they ARENT EXCITING
>must bring own drill (Makita preferred)
Replies: >>106099077 >>106112022
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:44:53 AM No.106098014
if you make less than 250k/yr you`re literally subhuman sorry
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:49:14 AM No.106098043
>>106096525
>dangerous
How is it dangerous? What are the wh*te serfs going to do, take up arms? Just release another superhero movie or a video game based miniseries or something.
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:50:42 AM No.106098061
>>106098043
yeah that's a cope migatard account, absolutely nothing is going to happen
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:51:48 AM No.106098068
Bros I love my job. I can just get high all day and program, always having some challenging problem to solve. It's pretty fun.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:52:35 AM No.106098077
mikerowe sweatpledge
mikerowe sweatpledge
md5: eb30b13a2df0c4bdb6552ac35090e366๐Ÿ”
>>106098061
Literally just be better at your job. You wouldn't be being replaced if you weren't Not Economically Viable.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:02:49 AM No.106098192
1608844346150
1608844346150
md5: 2c86573be8a55a4c5f308de6c3075c96๐Ÿ”
>company announced today that pizza fridays will now be every 3 months instead of every month
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:11:34 AM No.106098278
>>106098192
Why are you so poor and worthless that you can't even afford your own pizza?
Replies: >>106098399
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:17:43 AM No.106098337
my boss keeps throwing plastic skulls at me
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:22:00 AM No.106098371
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>>106096691
i'm about to spend $20k cash on a new deck. i'm worried for everyone else, but i'm personally doing great.
Replies: >>106098392
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.106098392
>>106098371
based debtmaxxer stack those reward points anon
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:24:34 AM No.106098399
>>106098278
I deserve to receive free stuff
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:27:27 AM No.106098429
>>106097908
>t.have never registered a domain name
ok
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:30:01 AM No.106098452
>>106098429
not your dns not your hosting not your name
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:33:02 AM No.106098479
>>106098452
ok. your point being?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:35:41 AM No.106098496
>>106098479
>I stopped paying rent on a property and now the landlord claims it as his own!? what the fuck! what the fuck!!!
KNAVES DO REALLY!!! KEK WHAT A PEASANT
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:45:53 AM No.106098571
work ethic GONE
work ethic GONE
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>>106098479
>>106098429
>>106097851
Why don't you just host your own server instead of expecting Big Tech to do everything for you?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:47:45 AM No.106098593
>>106098496
>>106098571
again, this just tells me you have no experience registering domain names.
do you even know what a domain name can be used for, you fucking retards?

what are you dumbasses doing here? you clearly have no understanding of tech.
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:49:24 AM No.106098612
>>106098593
>he's too poor to host his own servers so he cries when the real Owner takes his rightful Property
You have to go back.
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:53:12 AM No.106098644
>>106098612
anon... you are retarded, and you just proved it. the domain name has literally NOTHING to do with hosting.
are you bored or something? is this a bot?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:57:11 AM No.106098685
>>106096506 (OP)
>Graduates number increased 50% in 5 yrs
>Foreigners remained steady during the same period
What matters is: how many got a job?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:03:50 AM No.106098734
>>106097114
Local municipality pays starting bus drivers near minimum wage because they're "just beginning" career, even though they have a lifetime of experience behind them.
For some reason, they never get enough applicants...
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:12:41 AM No.106098815
I think I get it now.
these retards must have thought
>parked = hosted by the registrant (as opposed to hosted elsewhere)
lmao

also
>knave
>a dishonest or unscrupulous man.
what the fuck lol. do these dumbasses think
>owner of domain name = bad
or some shit?

how can neo-/g/ be this fucking ignorant and retarded? these retards seem CONFIDENT and PROUD of assuming shit and being retarded lmao
the funny thing is that most of the time these retards are unable to admit their mistakes. I hope they don't work in tech, IT or anything close to computers because they will end up destroying something.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:13:03 AM No.106098818
>developer trying to explain something to a user
>they just cannot get it
>have to keep re-explaining it over and over
>they always want a call as well even though i explain it in text
>next week find out they still dont understand it
>worse still they are writing documentation that has the wrong information because they dont understand
this shit is so infuriating what the fuck do i do
its wasting so much time
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.106098940
>>106098818
this is why it jeets need to get fired all of them
just give me the fucking admin password ill fix it im a better coder than they ever will be
Replies: >>106098946
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:31:49 AM No.106098946
>>106098940
hes a boomer actually not a jeet
a jeet would have just given up and copypasted whatever i told him instead of trying to understand
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:43:35 AM No.106099017
>>106097574
Depends on what you mean by "work in" and "embedded". Is Linux on SBCs embedded ENOUGH? Does having written some bare-metal firmware when I had to count?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:45:39 AM No.106099030
>>106099017
>ENOUGH
Didn't even notice I hit capslock there
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:50:43 AM No.106099068
>>106098818
>they are writing documentation that has the wrong information
what if you suggest having your team write that part of the docs? or maybe try having someone else explain it to them, just in case they understand this time? does the boomer work in the same company as you do?
what does a fucking boomer write the docs? kek
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:52:15 AM No.106099077
>>106097993
>Makita preferred
Based
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:59:38 AM No.106099130
>>106099017
Technically even a dedicated PC for a CNC machine is embedded although most people don't think that way.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:00:57 AM No.106099141
>>106098571
The days are gone where work ethic used to help you achieve your goals.
Also I do host my own servers when they need weird things like big disks or GPUs but some of the people you're talking to are talking about domain name registration which is a social thing not a hosting thing.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:01:58 AM No.106099148
>>106096691
I never stopped. I could almost retire if I stay employed another year.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:21:28 AM No.106099272
1747279161398567
1747279161398567
md5: de52a6714ae756968fe18def2703e8bf๐Ÿ”
>Friday grind
Good luck and have fun.


>>106098818
>developer trying to explain something to a user
Tbh you shouldn't ever have to explain anything to users. But a dev being unable to explain anything, is kind of normal.
Replies: >>106101803
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:36:57 AM No.106099400
I don't know wtf I am doing with my life anymore. I'm close to 40 and I've only had one gf, at 33. I want kids, but... By this point, they will see me as their fucking grandad.
Should I just kms?
Replies: >>106099471
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:40:10 AM No.106099431
Hey guys it's me Netherlands anon/Dutch anon. After my bipolar diagnosis (they say it's schizo-affective but they misinterpreted the delirious mania symptoms) and run-in with the court I've been in treatment and delving into psychology and been unemployed in my IT field after a reduction in force event last year on this exact month.I thought I was the only one in the crapshoot, but the unemployed tech workers general showed me the bad market really is an industry wide trend and not just LinkedIn's algorithm giving me copium. What certs should I go for to get back in there? I currently only have my Security+ and was going for my Network+ and A+ just for the sake of it/HR filter, but I kind of want to advance my career even if my latest one was only me being an end user support specialist. Criminal record will make it tougher of course.
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:43:51 AM No.106099471
>>106099400
You're only 33, the body goes through its first major biological change at 34. You're pretty much still in the decade of your life where you can look pretty amazing with proper nutrition and an exercise program.
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:46:46 AM No.106099501
>>106099471
I misread your post. Even if you're pushing 40 you can still change your eating and fitness habits and do really well with what I said. You just really need to look into what you want in a person. Join online communities, check out twitter, go outside and just check out different places like the library or go to events that they might have on the board there. If nothing works out the next best option would be to just adopt an extended family member, pay for a surrogate, or adopt someone not blood related and just see if you can find someone in your life later without worrying about children now.
Replies: >>106099656
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:51:51 AM No.106099537
>>106099431
CCNA if you're doing hell desk certs
Replies: >>106099658
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:53:26 AM No.106099551
1711739693927723
1711739693927723
md5: 8d27d675f1d8f68e89bf9415b92c79d8๐Ÿ”
do people still catch covid at work?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:08:53 AM No.106099656
>>106099471
>>106099501
I don't need to change my eating and fitness habits, I already take care about that. In fact, judging by how many women seem interested in me just by my looks, I seem to be attractive. The problems are:
- I suck at socializing. I'm too brutish. I don't have much love experience either.
- I'm still in my "trying to fix my life" phase, and I currently live like shit. I own land and could have my own house, but... Things have happened, and I've taken bad desicions (at least to fix things in a short timeframe).
- I'm very fucking good at wasting time. I've lost a lot of time in my life and I'm still doing it.
Replies: >>106099667
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:09:11 AM No.106099658
>>106099537
I had that, AWS certified Security, Network+, and CAPM on Udemy while I was studying during my manic episode. Should I still go for CCNA or pivot for one of those other ones or buy a new course instead?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:10:35 AM No.106099667
>>106099656
You can waste time and adopt an extended relative or have one with a surrogate. All they really need are a home and someone lonely like you. You're already much more capable than those that have kids but have child protective services on their tail.
Replies: >>106099749
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:21:18 AM No.106099749
>>106099667
I mean, I could just get a single mom gf if I was to choose. But I suspect I would be a really shitty parent... Because, again, I suck at socializing. I was a NEET for almost 5 years, I rejected lots of women because I was kind of scared, and now I barely go out anymore.
Replies: >>106099779
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:25:24 AM No.106099779
>>106099749
You most likely just have an avoidant attachment relationship style. Stems from neglect in early childhood and the likes. It's a personality trait so you can change it but just get a kid now and worry later.
Replies: >>106099880
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:34:38 AM No.106099848
>>106098571
I understand this is bait, but unironically work ethic is gone because it is not as rewarded as lying, scamming, grifting, and bullshitting.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:39:29 AM No.106099880
>>106099779
I probably do. I discovered that shit like a year ago. I don't know what to do about it though. Should I just keep forcing myself into other people? I've already killed some relationships because of my fears and retardation...
Replies: >>106099919
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:40:50 AM No.106099892
test
Replies: >>106099920
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:42:02 AM No.106099896
rentry
Replies: >>106099920
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:45:14 AM No.106099919
>>106099880
Therapy. Also talk about tech.
Replies: >>106099939
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:45:14 AM No.106099920
>>106099892
>>106099896
uhhhhhh hello?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:47:55 AM No.106099939
>>106099919
>Therapy
I tried... The woman I went with didn't seem to believe in attachment styles kek

>talk about tech
My job has me tired.
I'd rather do freelancing, but bounties or some shit. I also want to get the fuck out of tech as a job, and keep it as a hobby that MAYBE makes money.
Replies: >>106100114
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:16:52 AM No.106100114
>>106099939
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6AVAsR7/
Watch this and the other vids on the channel it has legit good and insightful information related to your questions, it'll answer it all. Tech time.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:32:45 AM No.106100542
My CTO fucking YAPS blah blah blah, ask him anything and you get his life story. This is the issue with seniors, they're the highest ranking person in the room so they never feel the need to shut up
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:50:40 AM No.106100687
images
images
md5: 061dcea9602803e9f2d96a38cc88e635๐Ÿ”
>get new alert that local security group config on C1 server has been changed
>immediately review as priority
>notice Pajeet engineer has added his main (not even admin) account to config log aggregation folders, massive exposure risk
>immediately call Pajeet to ask what the fuck, the regulatory risk alone is enough to sink him
>he answers with a mouthful of apple
>tells me it was actually his buddy adding his account to a C1 Prod server for "testing" because his buddy's account lacked some privileges
>doesn't understand concepts like "privilege escalation" or "access management" when I explain them

I have always thought the whole "Pajeet offshoring will fail spectacularly" thing was a little overcooked but this dude's committed like 5 different sackable offences and cannot understand even one of them.
Replies: >>106101192
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:24:29 AM No.106101192
>>106100687
>why do you care ep 8712
if it personally affects you just file a report/whistleblow, make sure you screencap it (prt sc + phone) and go back to doing nothing
Replies: >>106107299
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:35:50 AM No.106101254
Another friday of putting my mouse on a jiggler and play some vidya
Replies: >>106101271
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:36:18 AM No.106101256
>>106097851
namecheap pings me about expiring domains all the time, annoying af. Moved everything to PorkBun

Also, anyone remembers when some random guy bought microsoft.com because it expired? Sucks that google decided to scrap internet history before 2008, but it was very similar to https://www.techdirt.com/2003/11/06/microsoft-forgets-to-renew-domain-again/

>>106098571
very relevant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_v._MikeRoweSoft
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:41:11 AM No.106101271
>>106101254
exceptionally based
for me, it is opening a video mtg so my slavemachine does lock up itself. Monday humiliation is still very far, I can always recite my previous contributions on Monday. Most people don't even know how would they feel if they were aware whether they had breakfast or not, yet alone remember what I lied 3 days ago
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:51:44 AM No.106101317
ideas
ideas
md5: fffd860585293f9807be8677c3970ec8๐Ÿ”
>>106096506 (OP)
>imagine having access to cheap vibe coding tools and cheap indians, but instead of making your own Tea app you just double down on the race to the bottom

At some point, american ''tech" professionals must concede that their intellectual prowess leaves much to be desired. Ironically, even arriving at this stark realization demands a degree of insight that appears to be in short supply
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:53:01 AM No.106101324
Anyone else getting indians asking for referrals into your company?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:08:29 AM No.106101414
How do I use LLMs at work in a smart way? I keep hearing you'll be left behind if you don't learn how to use them but wtf does that mean in practice? Do I just copy paste code into chatgpt and ask lolfix it or what is the meta workflow now?
Replies: >>106101457 >>106105908
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:11:52 AM No.106101436
I cant stop stressing about LLMs replacing software engineering.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:14:45 AM No.106101457
>>106101414
chat is the boomer way, agentic/MCP flows should be the in thing now, but perhaps we already surpassed them as well? Tbf all my use cases are covered by chat
Replies: >>106101497
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:21:37 AM No.106101497
>>106101457
That's because modern chatbots offered by OpenAI and friends are agentic.
Tool-calling agents are still hot.
There will be a "next" thing but agents will be around for a bit. Hard to get around the promise of getting a chatbot to do something somewhat consistently for you
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:33:30 AM No.106101560
1754024788747703_thumb.jpg
1754024788747703_thumb.jpg
md5: d412fceda4d441f11af2e971f3f1e4b3๐Ÿ”
>Be help desk manager making 110k$ yr
>Decided to take leave. Do changeover with my shift leads then let them handle work while i am gone for the week
>Come back and everything is on fire, shits not getting done, back talk from customers and green techs
>TFW shovel time pull out paperwork and remind them of what they are supposed to be doing. Give 3 people warnings and 1 other a PIP due to no call no show who thought they could get away with shit when the manager isn't here.
Replies: >>106101630 >>106101833 >>106101845 >>106103111
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:50:00 AM No.106101630
>>106101560
probably larp, but why are you big mad@the slaves and not the handover folks? Hope you get reported for unfair treatment and microaggression
Replies: >>106101648
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:54:39 AM No.106101648
>>106101630
Shift leads have zero authority at my workplace to punish people. I have all of that authority they tell people to do their jobs, train them and help with SOP creation. What they got warned with was customer management being shit. After that comes a PIP.
Replies: >>106101756
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:02:11 AM No.106101681
just don't want to anymore
time has essentially run out, money is accumulating, what for? whats the point?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:15:00 AM No.106101756
>>106101648
>Shift leads have zero authority at my workplace to punish people.

I would like to get paid $$$ and have zero responsibility too.
>we are a team
>we are all in this together
>we don't have a blame culture
>except for the serfs, they get suck my PIP
Replies: >>106101840 >>106101884
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:22:48 AM No.106101803
>>106099272
>>106098818

"devs" having no understanding of the actual business/industry they're trying to code for is why 99.9999% of software is garbage now
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:26:08 AM No.106101817
>>106098818
Re do the interface.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:27:46 AM No.106101827
put on pip for blowing fat vape clouds in the parking lot
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:28:15 AM No.106101832
Any anons here have CKAD, CAD or AWS Architect Associate certs?

Have they helped you when job searching?
Replies: >>106101855 >>106101892
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:28:29 AM No.106101833
>>106101560
>>Be help desk manager making 110k$ yr
That's crazy. I make more than this with <5 yoe is a dev IC.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:29:53 AM No.106101840
>>106101756
>and have zero responsibility too
Middle managers have all the responsibility and no ability to actually do anything other than encouraging their reports. It honestly sounds like hell to me and I don't envy them.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:30:45 AM No.106101845
>>106101560
>>Be help desk manager making 110k$ yr
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA POORFAG
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:32:41 AM No.106101855
>>106101832
AWS Solutions Architect likely helped when I was job searching for DevOps and SRE roles to get past the resume filters. No one cared in the actual interview though. This was back in 2022.

Don't bother with those if you're looking for SWE roles.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:35:36 AM No.106101884
>>106101756
The serfs are given job requirements from the start of their training to almost weekly reminders of the standards. Sucks for them. Shitty shift leads that cannot handle customer problems properly get shafted with the boot also.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:37:47 AM No.106101892
>>106101832
I have a now-expired AWS Solutions Architect - Associate cert and it certainly seemed to increase the amount I got contacted.

The problem is that I'm more interested in coding and most messages were about cloud architect roles. I got the cert as part of my job back then, since we did both coding and infrastructure in my team.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:42:47 AM No.106101918
>>106096691
>stocking up cash
Excuse the pun, but I suspect, cash is going to crash.
I'd seek refuge in safe assets, but what the fuck is the value of gold going to be, if shit happens?
Probably higher than crypto, but still pretty much worthless.
Replies: >>106101928 >>106101970 >>106101976
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:44:30 AM No.106101928
>>106101918
thats not a pun thats just alliteration

goddamn code monkeys are fucking stupid
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:45:23 AM No.106101933
>>106096915
>germany
Avoid at ALL cost.
If you thought, Washington was bad, you haven't seen >Berlin, yet.
Replies: >>106101982 >>106101992 >>106101999 >>106102120
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:51:28 AM No.106101970
>>106101918
Gold tends to jump in price during crises as retards panic buy it at retail prices, but is fairly stable otherwise since it's used in a lot of boring industrial processes
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:52:27 AM No.106101976
>>106101918
I see no end to real estate, gun and ammo demand
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:52:58 AM No.106101982
>>106101933
that's why all these companies go to munich
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:54:29 AM No.106101992
>>106101933
germany is pretty >diverse though

idk about their tech industry but kiel and hamburg were nice when i went for other work
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:55:56 AM No.106101999
>>106101933
>Berlin
yuropoor here, got an offer by a Berlin based company and it pays less than my local run of the mill slav employment with way worse conditions (75k vs 80k). What's up with that, are nu germans retarded?
Replies: >>106105136
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:14:15 PM No.106102082
coworkers keep quoting Dracula Flow at me, how do i make them stop
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 12:21:43 PM No.106102120
Berlin
Berlin
md5: 937618e4001419f1bbf0d23a64cd3bae๐Ÿ”
>>106101933
Yes, please avoid Berlin, it's soooooo horrible
Replies: >>106102403 >>106104307
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:06:08 PM No.106102403
>>106102120
EDM scene sucks. go to france
Replies: >>106102482
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:18:51 PM No.106102482
>>106102403
When it comes to artists sure, but the clubbing scene in Berlin mogs anywhere else so hard it's not even funny
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:32:53 PM No.106102575
cheeta_confused_by_panatisia
cheeta_confused_by_panatisia
md5: 99bc29ec7bc93d7873c7bba381d0b983๐Ÿ”
Are there any well paid IT jobs that do not require on-call? I work as a Linux Engineer and I was thinking of changing to Cloud Engineering but looks 2x times worse in terms of stress and on-call than my current position.
Replies: >>106102635 >>106103382
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:40:51 PM No.106102635
1750838838132570
1750838838132570
md5: 1d8b32a1867f77c56870fad6064e16d5๐Ÿ”
>>106102575
>do not require on-call
lel no
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:20:11 PM No.106102983
tgif am i right fellas
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:23:11 PM No.106103006
Screenshot 2025-08-01 at 14-22-56 Meta&#039;s (Facebook) Superintelligence Team leaked all making $10 million plus yearly with $100M first year for some. r_Salary
At this point I'm convinced that all the Sinophobia is perpetuated by jealous Jews who are feeling their reputation as super geniuses threatened.
This is the Super Intelligence team at Meta. All earning 8 to 9 figures yearly. Practically all of them are ethnic Chinese.
There are some notable exceptions like Matt Deitke who was offered 250million over four years to join, but still.
Replies: >>106103046 >>106103085 >>106103096
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:28:22 PM No.106103046
>>106103006
Jews makeup nearly 25% of the ""White"" applicants in major disproportion for actual population to Ivy/Top private schooling in the US. Of that if you want to be a doctor, lawer, or engineer you have to face the major diversity hire the jew in the way who gets special access first to these positions. East asians and whites are ranked below that of acceptance to these careers/degrees/schools of blacks who normally would not score enough to get in and instead end up failing out for not meeting the bare minimum.

Its not even jealousy is vigorous competition fueled with nepotism.
Replies: >>106103077
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:30:49 PM No.106103060
The Chinamen are wisening up to the Jews huh
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:32:28 PM No.106103077
>>106103046
But for some reason they aren't competitive in AI.
Replies: >>106103085
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:33:20 PM No.106103085
>>106103006
Makes me consider getting a PhD. Got any more examples of that.

>>106103077
Yet
Replies: >>106103110
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:34:26 PM No.106103096
>>106103006
Lol, including the American Chinese it's like 90% Chinese on that list.
It's over. Terminator will speak Chinese.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:35:43 PM No.106103105
>manager and director had a meeting about the systems I oversee with consultants where they evaluated the state of everything and the consultants made a bunch of retarded recommendations that are either impossible with what we want to achieve, or are just wrong
>had a meeting about it with my manager this morning where I spent half the time correcting the info he gave them (hes a retard) and also clarifying/correcting things the consultants supposedly said that he reported to me

Time to start job hunting, right?
I've never but cut off at the knees like this as a sr. engineer lmao. Funny thing is I just got a glowing performance review a little bit ago.
Replies: >>106103158 >>106103179 >>106103404 >>106105189
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:36:48 PM No.106103110
>>106103085
These PhD groups tend to be mono-ethnic Chinese, lol.
That might actually be a factor in all of this.
Replies: >>106103282
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:37:01 PM No.106103111
>>106101560
dont care about the green text but i watched this vid like 7 times
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:43:44 PM No.106103158
>>106103105
>Time to start job hunting, right?
Yes. And stop helping them replace you in the meantime.
When you leave, tell them you can do consulting for them or whatever, I guess.
Replies: >>106103468
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:46:43 PM No.106103179
>>106103105
If your manager is really that stupid, he could be sailing you down the river without realizing. Doubt your director is as dumb. Either way, going around you with consultants on a call they didn't invite you to can't possibly be a good sign. The only time I ever saw this was on a government job, and they did it prior to axing entire teams, regardless of the teams performance.
Replies: >>106103404 >>106103468
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:58:24 PM No.106103282
>>106103110
The PhD locations are mostly considered higher end on the spectrum of quality ie in this case they actually had the lab material to train them to become proper scientists instead of some paper jockey who lacks real world experience of a research lab. For the chink colleges that most of them attended for their BS/MS it seems like they are also top colleges. While US and other countries degree programs vary it seems like most of is inline enough for it not to matter. Clearly education is a major factor. But the chinks being involved in these numbers could also mean that china is front loading smart people into positions it cares about by hand selecting from the best talent. This is rather common as US picks up top talent from these schools for MIC but civilian companies have to get the scraps after that. For US / CS degrees the quality difference isn't all apparent between colleges but top colleges do have clubs such as robotics/control arms/ect ect ect that make up a major difference in integration between CS/EE/ME ect this including top internships makes going to these schools a major difference in outcomes. Another factor that i hear plays is that classes go more in depth due to the average being pulled up from top students so you can cover alot more ground in education. For the chinks you basicly have high school in middle school, college in high school and MS level education in your BS
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:10:18 PM No.106103382
>>106102575
On-call was voluntary at my last workplace and I don't remember any prospective job offers requiring it. Might be because I'm in Europe though and there's more rules on such shit.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:12:46 PM No.106103404
>>106103179
>>106103105

Are these "consultants" named Mahboob and Rajesh by any chance
Replies: >>106103468
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:19:02 PM No.106103468
>>106103404
Highly likely. I didn't get an invite so I have no clue, but its incredibly likely. We've outsourced half the company to India at this point, our CEO is a musk dickrider and lover of jeets like him.

>>106103179
This isn't government, but def government adjacent, we do fed contract work, a lot of it.

>>106103158
Yup, going to start working reaalllly slowly from this point forward.
Replies: >>106103484
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:20:43 PM No.106103484
>>106103468

Yeah that's what it sounds like. Issue is it doesn't matter how dumb their ideas are when they're offering 70% cheaper services.
Replies: >>106103664
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:25:46 PM No.106103529
just gonna do nothing for the next 2.5 hours
still have to touch my laptop every 2 minutes
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:38:54 PM No.106103664
>>106103484
I can just see it now
>saars your engineers haven't done the needful, our whole contract team saars costs less than the salary of your sr engineer saar
Replies: >>106103682
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:40:44 PM No.106103682
>>106103664

Then after

>saar the incredibly tedious and inefficient system we implemented is going to require another 3 teams of saars to maintain saar that will double costs
>also say goodbye to your SLAs saar no refunds thanks
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:41:59 PM No.106103692
1716648457643791
1716648457643791
md5: 7a7671d2f3585c1f7b1a9b5dc41af073๐Ÿ”
>management is an absolute mess
>manager constantly bitching that wfh killed productivity
>go to the office a couple of days a week
>people do jack shit
>I work even less than I do at home
>manager calls me telling me that he appreciates that I go more to the office now
Last time I went from 9:00 to 14:00 and I worked aproximately 30 min
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:48:02 PM No.106103741
>get first job out of college
>there for 6 months
>completely slack off on every remote day which is 50% of my days
>still pushing more code than juniors who have been there 2 years
>rarely get feedback on it from QA
>got glowing performance review today
the fuck is going on here?
Replies: >>106103749 >>106103759 >>106112364
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:49:12 PM No.106103749
>>106103741
it doesn't take much to be better than diversity hires
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:50:08 PM No.106103759
>>106103741
Just stack money while you still can.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:53:23 PM No.106103779
>>106098043
It's dangerous to the existence of the corporations in question, although the executives don't really care since they have a plan to cash out just before shit hits the fan, and the corporations are more machine now than man and the machine portion doesn't actually care. And the H1Bs don't really care especially if it means the replacement is 100โ„… Indian.
Replies: >>106103824
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:57:45 PM No.106103824
>>106103779
am i missing something, or what is supposed to happen when too many companies fail at once and the whole thing collapses on itself?
is that when too big to fail shit comes into play?
Replies: >>106103941
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:08:56 PM No.106103941
>>106103824
Yeah, followed swiftly by hyperinflation, followed by killing each other for scraps, followed by a controlled opposition revolution, which will fail because we've been set up for a race war and then some charismatic hero will ride in and restore order for whoever is left.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:12:04 PM No.106103983
reimu and marisa playing pc games
reimu and marisa playing pc games
md5: ef52172cae1f13dbe95074a71111bc1f๐Ÿ”
Our entire team got PIP'd half a year after an acquisition. Already some work is being outsourced to India (who produce shit). Today, Friday, a few coworkers and me just drank beer at the office. It's over but I guess it's okay.

Getting into tech was a mistake. If only I had been into something different as a kid than computers.
Replies: >>106104233 >>106104282 >>106105851
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:31:25 PM No.106104197
Should I get Azure 104 or AWS SAA? Which is more helpful/beneficial to my career? Iโ€™m a sysadmin thatโ€™s dabbled with aws ec2โ€™s and made some Azure files/avd at work but thatโ€™s about it.
Replies: >>106104238
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:35:00 PM No.106104233
>>106103983

We should have been going into business instead of STEM, rather than letting the midwit morons take over the keys of everything
Replies: >>106104250 >>106105851
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:35:19 PM No.106104238
>>106104197
saa if you're looking for more responsibilities and maybe a promotion, if your org even gives a shit about certs
i found it was completely worthless acronym bingo. go for the pro instead, even though it's harder.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:36:17 PM No.106104250
>>106104233
>mfw I have a hybrid tech/business degree, but still went into tech
Replies: >>106104282
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:39:24 PM No.106104282
>>106103983
>>106104250
>mfw I have a Biology degree and a PHD in insect rearing and got into programming for the dough
>I could be living in the forst and be an hermit
Replies: >>106104328
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:40:50 PM No.106104307
>>106102120
I was talking about the people.
"Berliner" are the worst. Both the indigenous people and those that are only in >Berlin for politics, the media or studies.
That the public infrastructure is crumbling alongside the historic buildings reminds me more of Detroit than of Washington, though.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:42:15 PM No.106104328
>>106104282
Meh, a friend of mine has a bio degree and he says it's even worse than CS because you literally have to be a postdoc with 272628 publications to get even a decent salary in the first place.
Otherwise you'll just be a labrat (it's like a codemonkey, but worse)
Replies: >>106104356 >>106104401 >>106104401 >>106104663
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:44:04 PM No.106104356
>>106104328
Pretty sure post docs get paid even less than professors/scientists. It's like being an adjunct but 10x the amount of work for a college.
Replies: >>106104364
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:45:20 PM No.106104364
>>106104356
Sorry, I meant postdocs in the sense of having a doctors degree, not being a literal postdoc at uni.
Having a doctors degree is basically an entry level requirement kek
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:47:35 PM No.106104389
Sigh, officially getting re-orged to a new (much more stressful) area at my company. Boss point blank said "your wlb will be worse there unfortunately". I don't really have much leverage though since I am 100% remote and they are slowly trying to implement RTO, so I kinda have to go along with it and say "yes sir happy to do that sir!" even though I know it's gonna be a shit show.

The remote work ride was fun while it lasted I think lads (2020-2025 for me). Looks like I am going to have to take a big pay cut and find something locally in the next few months here.
Replies: >>106104427
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:48:47 PM No.106104401
>>106104328
Depends on the country but he's right. Lab job is shit and underpaid, but I could have gone the geology route and at least spend time outdoors.

>>106104328
A friend of mine with a biology degree, phd and 10 yoe makes less that I did when I had 3 yoe as web developer with no degree, while working way more than me.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:50:58 PM No.106104427
>>106104389
The trick is to find remote work for a company that either has no office, or has no offices in your city or within driving distance of your city.
Even when my company did partial RTO (3 days in, 2 days out), they couldn't make all the remote folks like me go in because I live 500 miles away from the office.
Replies: >>106104459 >>106104550
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:54:07 PM No.106104459
>>106104427
Or a company that's not retarded and realizes they don't need an entire fucking office building. My office has a capacity of like 40 people which puts a pretty blatant cap on any RTO ideas (thank fucking god)
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:59:06 PM No.106104518
hype_thumb.jpg
hype_thumb.jpg
md5: 78ae022f9cb47713599909e76fb755ed๐Ÿ”
F R I D A Y
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:01:19 PM No.106104550
>>106104427
Yeah, I suspect I will be able to coast it out for another while, but they keep tightening the restrictions and have implied they would want me to eventually move to the HQ (not gonna happen). Honestly at this point I am okay finding something local and lower paying I think, will probably be less stress than this massive global company anyway.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:09:55 PM No.106104663
>>106104328
America just hates STEM workers. It loves the silver tongued bullshitter. It wants you to be research coolie making $50k as a postdoc.

If I could go back in time, I'd study law, finance, or medicine instead of a field where the country resents the idea of you ever making money. In too deep with tech at this point, however.
Replies: >>106104732 >>106104762 >>106104769
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:16:25 PM No.106104732
1747858535756055
1747858535756055
md5: 89998526d550d6e55ea4ded7b9ef494c๐Ÿ”
>>106104663
You can see that silver tongued seethe online all the time.

"Engineers need an extra year of college to learn empathy since they are all evil"
"Look at how horrible the world is only liberal arts degrees can save the day since icky STEM nerds destroyed it"|
"Ummm no sweety liberal arts education is the only method to learn critical thinking, you just have to memorize formulas in STEM bleh"
"School is not a JOBS PROGRAM!!!!"
"STEM people cannot write their way out of a paper bag so we deserve to lord over them forever"
"College is there to teach you how to think not what to think. Duh thats why you waste 2 years of your education not learning the job. GO TO TRADES SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!!"

So many of these comments i see on other forums its clear as day they hate us and would love to pay us 35k$ yearly while they manage us and take all of the credit. Some of them even go so far as to say they would rather hire people who have no technical skills in the career they are applying for because liberal arts teach them critical thinking better than us. LOL.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:18:43 PM No.106104762
>>106104663

Yep

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO MAKE MORE THAN $100K AS SOMEONE WHO GENUINELY BUILDS OR WORKS ON SOMETHING THAT'S ONLY FOR THE RENT SEEKING BUSINESS CLASS
>SOMEBODY GET AN INDIAN IN HERE
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:19:13 PM No.106104769
>>106104663
>law, finance, or medicine
Meh, those also suck unless you're a blatant career tryhard.
CS is still by far the comfiest career for an autist
Replies: >>106104919
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:22:34 PM No.106104814
Any ideas and tips for investing in my carrer?
How do i spend money on my carrer? Is there any option besides certs?

I really hate formal education but im thinking about paying a masters degree, more because of the networking than anything else. Yeah, im well aware that for technical roles certs and additional education wont help that much. The point is i see myself with a lot of free time and extra money nowdays.
>bro just save so you can retire at 35
Nah, fuck that. I really, really dislike this idea. Also i dont hate my job.

For example, a photographer can buy new cameras, expensive equipment but about me? not like i can buy some expensive pc and do things i cannot do now.
Replies: >>106104845 >>106104929 >>106104991
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:25:37 PM No.106104845
>>106104814
Invest in grammar lessons first
Replies: >>106104951
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:31:32 PM No.106104919
>>106104769
You have to be that to get anywhere in tech now lol
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.106104929
>>106104814
Read some books and watch some lectures. 2-4 hours a day. Labs/projects atleast work on one every week.
Replies: >>106104951
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:34:57 PM No.106104951
>>106104845
Im not a native english speaker

>>106104929
Yeah, i do all this from time to time. I never stopped learning after i finished college. But im asking specifically about ways to spend money on it. Reading books and doing projects are free.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:37:36 PM No.106104987
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md5: 65653c1bd917c684e32d44d186428235๐Ÿ”
Brehs..... they ever make you do one of those online training courses? That says it's "estimate 30 min" but you can just click on through to the end and attest that you "watched" it and be done in 30 seconds?

This is the next goddamn evolution. I am in a fully-interactive 2+ hour sexual harassment training, and every single page has different "steps to complete" before you can move on. It's not just listening to a lecture, you also have to click things on each slide, every page is a mini-quiz. The buttons are always in different places, so you can't script autohotkey clicks or something. They don't even allow 2x audio either. Also, you cannot click off to another window/program, because the site detects when it has lost focus, freezes the whole thing, and then when you click back it starts over at the last checkpoint. I am now in Hell, deeply learning about "gender identity protected characteristics" against my will.
Replies: >>106105008 >>106105010 >>106105046 >>106105156
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:37:47 PM No.106104991
>>106104814
>not like i can buy some expensive pc and do things i cannot do now.

what kind of gear do you have access to? Local LLM inference could be a nice investment. Also, consider developing for headsets/smartglasses etc.

Also, consider not putting all your eggs in one basket and start working on an additional revenue streams
Replies: >>106105163
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:39:11 PM No.106105008
>>106104987
The absolute state of ameriburgers lmfao
The only trainings I ever had to do were for compliance because "muh handling sensitive data" and fire safety
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:39:20 PM No.106105010
>>106104987
>who radicalized you
remember, you are getting paid for this shit
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:42:07 PM No.106105046
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md5: a139232a5852a956a1f1e8a91286c89c๐Ÿ”
>>106104987
>that mini skirt
do women really wear stuff like that at the office? Should i actually go to the offce for once?
Replies: >>106105055 >>106108237
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:42:47 PM No.106105055
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md5: 0fec8026f7b27245f9b6c5c4d9f527bd๐Ÿ”
>>106105046
You have just failed the course. Please report to HR
Replies: >>106105660
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:42:56 PM No.106105059
1705380314488758
1705380314488758
md5: 2458692ef9f688550763a496f5e9da2a๐Ÿ”
I got confidently incorrectly corrected multiple times by an expert earlier this week. Didn't say anything to their face because fighting them isn't worth the battle but now I got saddled with having to read through a mountain of regulatory crap. I have never wanted to drop a client until that very moment.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:50:14 PM No.106105136
>>106101999
You are not europoor enough I think
I work remote for berlin from southern europe and I live like a king with 80k gross
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:51:36 PM No.106105156
GxRxknlXEAAM5rH
GxRxknlXEAAM5rH
md5: 7ca8dd2c76a287252e62a467f956f460๐Ÿ”
>>106104987
Was this harassment?
Replies: >>106105503 >>106105602 >>106105679
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:52:29 PM No.106105163
>>106104991
>local AI
nice
> consider developing for headsets/smartglasses etc
You mean embedded and IoT? Preferably, i would keep it web. A couple times i tried getting into embedded and even bought an arduino but video and image doesnt attract me. I even had am embedded job in the past with the title hardware engineer and i run away from that since the market is small and it pays less than web where i live.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:54:46 PM No.106105189
>>106103105
Gotten worse, we got a boomer from another team whose friends with the director to come sniff around all of our work, and is now being confidently incorrect in the teams channel about literally everything and I keep having to correct him.

only for him to reply
>not sure why you're being so combative
>"I'm not, its just everything you're saying is objectively, technically incorrect. I'm happy for the infrastructure to be evaluated (lie), but please be accurate"

I'm getting dms from the non sr team members asking what the fuck is going on, and I'm informing all of them we're being audited by a 3rd party jeet consult team, and now this 55 year old fucktard whose assbuddies with the director, and now we've got a casual call going where everyone is mildly panicking and talking shit about our manager and director.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:59:02 PM No.106105230
67348593245
67348593245
md5: e8167d8f7762af498e1af5db0e756e38๐Ÿ”
>available

Like I'm sitting here on the edge of my seating waiting to reply to your messages.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:02:31 PM No.106105274
1722008068117631
1722008068117631
md5: 4a001b266f7d7a3d2f3623115f7ab95f๐Ÿ”
INTERVIEW QUESTION: what stack would you use to handle 2 million zoom connections with no loss of video/voice quality?
Replies: >>106105410
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:14:18 PM No.106105410
>>106105274
Building a superstack like that is EASY. It's just not economical, which is why it's 2025 and these things still happen all the time. You have to build for the median average case, and have elastic infrastructure that scales up and down as needed, to preserve as much margin as possible and remain competitive. The real trick is designing that elasticity and how far it *should* go, and how fast. Also, sometimes you *want* a sudden spike to "crash the platform" and make the news.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:22:03 PM No.106105503
>>106105156
NTA, probably?

Also, if that bitch was working out in the middle of the day (and outside of normal lunch hours) then I don't blame the gym girl thinking that.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:32:25 PM No.106105602
>>106105156
pffffft
>NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF MY HUSBAND I RAISE MILLIONS I MAKE MILLIONAIRES I AM A KINGMAKER I'M A MOVER AND I'M MAKIN' MOVES I'M NOT A LOSER I'M NOT A LOSER I'M NOT A LOSER I'M NOT A LOSER
Replies: >>106105679
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:34:33 PM No.106105621
>>106097913
>you should have just made a portfolio and had a real app with real users
Why do larpers always fall back on this? I've cleared FAANG onsites multiple times (currently at Meta) and I've never worked on anything outside of work. Being able to solve leetcode problems and system design whiteboard interviews is all that matters once you've got your foot in the door. Nobody cares about your ad-driven TODO app with 5k downloads. It's genuinely worse than not having anything on your resume because at least in the latter case, there's a chance you've got something you aren't showing the interviewer. In your case, you spent a couple weeks shitting out an app nobody cares about, and you think that's gonna distinguish you from the 1,000 other people applying with the same shit on their resume. Meanwhile all the interviewer is there to confirm is whether you solved their leetcode medium in 30 minutes or less (you didn't).
Replies: >>106105754 >>106105825
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:38:16 PM No.106105660
>>106105055
while i can agree that vid is cringe, i don't understand why people here are obsessed with it. if people on this site were socially capable of making content like this, it would be just as embarrassing if not worse. at least these women are enjoying themselves rather than brooding about how unfair the world is and being a vapid cynic about everything
Replies: >>106105706
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:38:31 PM No.106105662
>>106098571
>just host your own domain name registrar
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.106105679
>>106105156
>>106105602
Majority of the jokers that work at VCs were basically in line to get in due to family or high value connections that no one really gets. They're not necessarily the smartest people either. They're just a bunch of gambling addicts using other people's money to either make bets, buy and ruin products, or force a payout.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:42:22 PM No.106105706
>>106105660
>i don't understand why people here are obsessed with it
It's not just here. It's very memeable because of the goofy looking women, the cringy TikTok trend, and the vapidity of it all.
Basically like a caricature but you know they actually mean it
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:46:16 PM No.106105754
>>106105621
>currently at Meta
How's it in there so far? Gonna have my virtual in two weeks for their hardware team.
Replies: >>106107275
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:49:07 PM No.106105791
Why are browns allergic to typing? Every single time someone needs something from me they want to have a "call to discuss" rather than typing out a message on slack with the relevant information, PR link, whatever. Instead they want to call where I need to extract this information from them which is a total waste of time, and forces me to work on THEIR issue immediately rather than on my own time. I've finally got most people to stop starting conversations with "Hi" by just ignoring them, but now I need to find a way to fix this.
Replies: >>106105824
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:51:42 PM No.106105824
>>106105791
>call to discuss
it's because they don't want a paper trail
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:51:47 PM No.106105825
>>106105621
he is right

Want to work as freelancer, startup or small company?
>focus on projects
Want faang, finance, large comps
>leetcode
Replies: >>106107310
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:53:06 PM No.106105851
>>106104233
>>106103983
why are you so sure? tech is the best option for kids raised in front of a computer screen

"business" jobs aren't paid well, out of college you are some pm or a financial analyst making 80k. unlesss you can go into consulting which pays less than tech still and has low job security. AND requires 5 days in office most of the time which people in this thread fucking hate. ALL BUSINESS jobs are micromanaging people and pretending to be busy

the only job i can think of is quant (IQ, school, and competition barrier). grass ain't always greener
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:57:49 PM No.106105908
>>106101414
>chat (gemini 2.5, grok 4, o3+)
>put in three-five code files
>explain changes
>copy paste
>git add.. git push
But I mainly use it for code comments, unit tests, small refactors, and explaining weird syntax things. Also, for external APIs that are well documented it's amazing for building out edge cases and error handling
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:05:11 PM No.106105999
Donโ€™t you guys ever get tired of complaining ? Back in the day nobody felt entitled to a job. They knew you had to work for it
Replies: >>106106071 >>106106097 >>106106169 >>106106268 >>106110290
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.106106071
>>106105999
No. We're in the 1% of society and complaining about the things that make sense to complain about in our situation.

Other people might complain about being slaughtered by the conga rebellion army before they could get a chance to travel 10 miles to the nearest water well or whatever, and we complain about coworkers saying "Hello" with no context on Teams. Same thing really, everybody's got things to complain about
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:12:20 PM No.106106097
>>106105999

Back in the day you didn't compete with all of planet Earth for your job and you had an actual country that protected and looked out for each other
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:16:57 PM No.106106169
>>106105999
Especially American codemonkeys on here are hilarious.
>I'm earning ONLY 150k a year. It's fucking OVER.
Replies: >>106106201 >>106106301 >>106106333
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:18:35 PM No.106106201
>>106106169
literally me but earn way less and not american
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:24:06 PM No.106106268
>>106105999
kids these days think they are entitled to a degree, a job, a good life, whatever. our society created those expectations...
Replies: >>106106293 >>106106365
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:25:48 PM No.106106293
>>106106268

>entitled to

Brother I didn't want to do the degree, it was an expectation set on me that I went into debt for and spent years in. This was the social contract. They tore it up after the fact and sent the jobs to India instead. So yes, at some point things get revolutionary.

Maybe I wouldn't be as pissed if I only had to do a 2 week durgasoft course like the Indians you just hired
Replies: >>106106357 >>106107228
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:26:20 PM No.106106301
>>106106169
Literally breaking even in many US cities and you will never retire.
Replies: >>106106354 >>106107265
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:28:18 PM No.106106320
>apply for job
>get 2 wall of text automated responses, one of which includes a link to a timed technical test
ghost job posting probability?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:29:23 PM No.106106333
>>106106169
>i do 20 hours of work a week all wfh and make 150k and this is just too much work for me
but also
>why did i go into tech? i would have been a great doctor/lawyer/investment banker working triple the hours for the same or less pay, all on site
Replies: >>106106354
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:31:26 PM No.106106354
>>106106301
>no I can't just live outside the city, I NEED the hustle and bustle and paying 4K rent per month
>also I somehow manage to not save the remaining 100k as well
>>106106333
Kek this
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:31:40 PM No.106106357
>>106106293
go read Marx, retard. unemployment has always been THE solution by capitalists to keep wagies in line. the covid frenzy died 2 years ago. tech companies hired a ton of people and things are going back to normal. if your parents or whoever told you to get into tech for the money, then blame them for not understanding shit.

>Maybe I wouldn't be as pissed if I only had to do a 2 week durgasoft course like the Indians you just hired
lmao, retard thinks I'm employer.
no, I'm just not as braindead as you are.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:32:35 PM No.106106365
>>106106268
boomers out
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:34:59 PM No.106106396
anyone here work for chud software group?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:35:58 PM No.106106410
2743690734
2743690734
md5: cad359bd7aba43e04b6f1fb85277ec1e๐Ÿ”
Based department?
Replies: >>106106477
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:41:41 PM No.106106477
>>106106410
what happens when foreigners start asking for more money
Replies: >>106106689
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:47:49 PM No.106106549
When will Trump and Vance turn their sights on Microsoft/Nadella?
Theyโ€™re getting rid of high paying American jobs and replacing them with immigrants?
If SWEs werenโ€™t such annoying liberal manchildren Iโ€™m sure that Trump and Vance would be in our corner instead of having no one
Replies: >>106108224
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:48:18 PM No.106106554
>my company uses google docs and sheets instead of microsoft office

Dont know how I feel about that
Replies: >>106106587 >>106106590
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:50:36 PM No.106106587
>>106106554
Fuck Office.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:51:03 PM No.106106590
>>106106554
My company is all in on Google but our email still uses outlook.
I really donโ€™t care for Azure/Windows/Office but if I were an excel monkey maybe Iโ€™d feel differently
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:59:33 PM No.106106689
>>106106477
They get deported and replaced by an endless supply of foreigners. So they never ask.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:15:33 PM No.106106857
if you leave the spite behind and learn to get along with indians, everybody wins. just don't resist the inevitable.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:17:12 PM No.106106872
As a contractor, Iโ€™ve learned that starting next week, the company I work for will begin sending biweekly surveys to our managers, asking them to rate our performance on a scale of 1 to 10. A score of 7 or below will trigger a PIP with the risk of termination.
This is so retarded
I hate being a contractor
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:21:17 PM No.106106917
1706259677448746
1706259677448746
md5: 495943d228afadd35608228b06cf76e4๐Ÿ”
I got completely burnt out last year and no amount of vacations helped. Best I can do is 1-2 hours of work and fucking around until the end of the day.
Thankfully the firm hired a bunch of zoomer devs whom I'm now "mentoring".
I now realized this is exactly what happened when I started working 10 years ago. The same dynamic of seemingly do-nothing seniors and juniors who work their asses off.
I'm now part of the cycle.
Replies: >>106107904
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:26:31 PM No.106106969
PIPs only exist as pretense to fire people.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:47:41 PM No.106107219
>get my new job 1 month ago
>realize it's already time to start working on leetcode so I can find another easily 1-1.5 years from now
fuck this gay earth
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:48:16 PM No.106107228
>>106106293
>I didn't want to do the degree, it was an expectation set on me
Tbh parents always want "well" for their children, but most of the time they do the opposite - whenever everyone does something, then that thing already sets you for a failure. The majority are the losers not the opposite.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:48:24 PM No.106107231
Leetcode wont save you. The jeets own the market, but there's going to be a rebound. Just keep your skills fresh and keep up to date with tech.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:50:18 PM No.106107243
Do guidance counselors still tell every kid possible to go to college?
Replies: >>106107260
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:52:30 PM No.106107260
>>106107243
mines did unfortunately
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:53:23 PM No.106107265
>>106106301
i dont think there is anywhere in america where you only break even on 150K. but being unable to retire is true.

i probably do this job some more years and then get a university job with a pension
>30 years old
Replies: >>106107289 >>106107649
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:53:40 PM No.106107275
>>106105754
If you like work and money, it's a good place to be. My current plan is to stay here and keep my head down for the next 10 years or so while saving as much as I can then hop to a retirement home tier company like MSFT and coast while doing 2-3 hours of work a day.
Replies: >>106107351
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:55:08 PM No.106107289
>>106107265
>i dont think there is anywhere in america where you only break even on 150K
I live in Texas at that salary. I'm doing pretty damn good.

But I envy Meta fags and their salary.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:55:40 PM No.106107299
>>106101192
>standards and policies are optional, bro, just do nothing

This approach to life is essentially the same existence as yeast.
Replies: >>106107533
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:56:37 PM No.106107310
>>106105825
>freelancer, small company
People don't "want" to be here. It's moreso that they "end up" here and convince themselves they can leave whenever they'd like. They then proceed to spend the next 20 years maintaining legacy code making 70k a year when they could be making five times that if they'd just give up vidya for a few months and grind interview prep.
>startup
You're right here, but every startup I've ever applied has had coding and system design interviews.
Replies: >>106107346
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:00:10 PM No.106107346
>>106107310
Cool, well guess what. I just found out most birds don't have penises. Only ducks, geese, ostriches, and a few others.
Most male birds have cloaca and they just spit their sperm over with a "cloaca kiss"

Birds are fucking lesbians bro
Replies: >>106107405
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:00:33 PM No.106107351
>>106107275
I love money and don't care about the work. I think that's good enough. Their teams aren't like "you need to eat, sleep, breath, and shit tech" right?

I basically have the same plan on the whole retirement front. I just need to get in.
Replies: >>106107639
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:04:54 PM No.106107405
>>106107346
are you serious
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:13:43 PM No.106107533
not my problem 2
not my problem 2
md5: 1953a6823275e2b28d6c37b02296632e๐Ÿ”
>>106107299
I agree. There's far too much shit going on for one guy to handle. I'm sure the pajeets in the other departments are also fucking shit up as well.
If the company wants to shoot itself in the foot by hiring these pajeets, then let it.
There are hundreds more companies like this doing the exact same thing. Are you going to care about all of them?
No, you're just not paid enough to care so much.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:21:15 PM No.106107639
>>106107351
They are. But as long as youre not retarded enough to actually drink the Koolaid you'll be fine
Replies: >>106107891
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:21:41 PM No.106107649
>>106107265
>150K. but being unable to retire
How retarded are amerifats with their money? It takes about 10 years to become a millionaire with that salary
Replies: >>106107699 >>106107790
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:25:20 PM No.106107699
>>106107649
Yep, that's how it works lol
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:32:59 PM No.106107790
>>106107649
it feels like trolls or actual metafags who say 150 isnt enough. Bitch Im basically upper middle class where I live with that salary.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:39:21 PM No.106107891
>>106107639
Excellent. I can make that work. I'm ready to be in there making a decent salary, sitting through unnecessary meetings, and hearing decision makers make completely retarded choices and talking out their ass.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:40:09 PM No.106107904
>>106106917
It is up to you to break this cycle of hatred. Kill the zoomers.
Replies: >>106108083
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:46:32 PM No.106107971
what's your most humiliating interview experience?
Replies: >>106108011 >>106108016 >>106108044 >>106108071 >>106108180
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:47:35 PM No.106107987
IMG_0091
IMG_0091
md5: 6eb4cfdc46339dac39697a86270389e5๐Ÿ”
In my 1-on-1 today, my manager walked me through a spreadsheet showing that Iโ€™ve been taking 2โ€“3 times longer than the original estimates on my tickets.

I pretty much said lay me off if Iโ€™m taking too long and he said there were no layoff plans at the company. Iโ€™m honestly so sick of this field and I barely have a savings but I just donโ€™t give a fuck
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:49:00 PM No.106108011
>>106107971
Unironically Amazon leetcode round, the online assessment without being interviewed.
I got filtered so fucking hard and I completely folded under pressure. Made me properly fucking hate leetcode and I spent the previous months grinding it too kek. Thankfully that prevented me getting a job at the dystopia that is Amazon and I got a very comfy job with almost as much money instead.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:49:12 PM No.106108016
>>106107971
I didn't prepare at all since I already had a good job offer, was completely tired and on like two hours of sleep and totally spilled my spaghetti in front of the interviewers. In hindsight, still a valuable experience.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:51:13 PM No.106108044
>>106107971
Grinding leetcode only to get hit with a system design question that I was definitely not prepared for. They cut me off after 30 minutes of the allocated 60 minutes when it was clearly evident that I didn't know anything.
Replies: >>106108074
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:53:18 PM No.106108071
>>106107971
Team lead asked "who is anon"
And I was completely caught of guard and actually sperged out
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:53:37 PM No.106108074
>>106108044
I'll never understand people who find system design hard.
I get leetcode, it can be made as annoying and as impossible as you want it to to the point where you have to know a specific algorithm only relevant for that specific problem, but system design is one of those things where you can't really go wrong if you know the basics.
From there on out it's just showing that you can build upon your ideas and TALK with the interviewer while incorporating their input
Replies: >>106108147
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:54:19 PM No.106108083
>>106107904
They seem kinda bussin tho, fr
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:59:04 PM No.106108147
>>106108074
design steam's network and backend systems, go
Replies: >>106108205
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:01:38 PM No.106108180
>>106107971
Told I will be doing some leetcode shit, instead they kept asking me how I would hack a server or test a random number generator. Bro, I'm here for the grad job, ask me fizzbuzz, are you retarded? It was more like second hand embarrassment and a waste of time
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:03:04 PM No.106108205
>>106108147
Steam doesn't do anything fancy tho at its core, it's basically a distributed scalable file hosting system with an online store and barebones social network on top. Now the streaming stuff is where it might get interesting but also nothing that's very avant Garde
Replies: >>106108266
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:04:48 PM No.106108224
>>106106549
>Theyโ€™re getting rid of high paying American jobs and replacing them with immigrants?
Yes, this is their plan. Do not believe for a second that king migger is on your side until the day he starts forcibly kicking jeets out the way theyre doing for hispanics
Replies: >>106108271 >>106112095
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:05:50 PM No.106108237
>>106105046
Well she is a gen z boss, it's what they wear. Her friend has itty bitty titties and a bob.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:07:25 PM No.106108266
>>106108205
Sorry but we will be moving forward with a different candidate.
Replies: >>106108296
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:08:06 PM No.106108271
>>106108224
Haven't we been panicking about this shit for like 40 years now? I remember 1985 "they're going to outsource everything!"

Never believe the doomers
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:09:50 PM No.106108296
>>106108266
>wants to hear that it's actually impossible
I wish your company all the best in the future
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.106108439
What does it take to be a head IT guy? I think Iโ€™d be reporting to one main director but thatโ€™s it, just wondering what I might be getting into.
Replies: >>106108464
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:24:17 PM No.106108464
>>106108439
Being in the right place at the right time
Yes unironically, that's all it takes.
Competence? Not a must lmao, although it obviously doesn't hurt.
Replies: >>106108761
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:29:31 PM No.106108533
I had the displeasure of interacting with a pakistani. And while they might hate jeets, they're still retarded and have the same dumb sounding accent.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:33:43 PM No.106108595
GwGDPT4WwAAA8ge.jfif
GwGDPT4WwAAA8ge.jfif
md5: ca3d43a82b115b4df3cefe2cff6ccf95๐Ÿ”
>you only need to get 1000 retards to spend ten bucks a month on some slop app to make 120k a year and live like a king off that in some third world country
I need to try this. I can't stand working for someone else in some shitty office anymore.
Replies: >>106108616 >>106108929 >>106108990 >>106111309
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:36:12 PM No.106108616
>>106108595
120k a year
Half of that will go to apple google, infrastructure costs, marketing, etc
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:48:35 PM No.106108761
>>106108464
I think youโ€™re right, itโ€™s weird because working under someone they act like youโ€™re some punk who canโ€™t do shit. But reality is in one year you can get their job if you really wanted. Iโ€™ve never worked under someone I felt like they knew a lot more than me, though I think there are other skills that matter a lot too like maturity and organizational. Hopefully the other guys interviewing are squares.
Replies: >>106108829
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:53:36 PM No.106108829
>>106108761
Fuck off humblebragger
Replies: >>106108899
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:59:31 PM No.106108899
>>106108829
Whereโ€™s the brag? Iโ€™ve not done anything worth mentioning
Replies: >>106109023
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:01:50 PM No.106108929
>>106108595
$120k in gross revenue. After Apple and Google take their cut, it's $84k. Then subtract your expenses and taxes.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:06:04 PM No.106108990
>>106108595
It's a lot harder than you think. I made some slop app earlier this year that actually got a lot of users, but I made it so they get 1 free trial if they create an account/sign in with google. I realized hundreds of pajeets and people from Africa (I can see thru the analytics) were just creating multiple gmail accounts to use the free trial multiple times instead of just paying for more credits. As soon as I removed the free trial, all the usage dried up.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:07:53 PM No.106109023
>>106108899
>where's the brag? I'm just le misunderstood tech genius slumming it under clueless bosses, casually one promotion away from ruling over the department
Replies: >>106109114 >>106109164
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:14:02 PM No.106109114
>>106109023
The point is you donโ€™t need to be some tech genius, middle managers are not all that.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:18:22 PM No.106109164
>>106109023
retards still think being a manager is a reward kek
you must be the best goy ever. you're in for a surprise...
Replies: >>106109173 >>106109285
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:19:25 PM No.106109173
>>106109164
I'm a manager and i do less work now than when I was an IC, I just delegate everything kek. The only annoying thing is having 1:1s every week or two with my team.
Replies: >>106109210
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:22:28 PM No.106109210
>>106109173
One lady I know was forced to try out being a manager and instantly got sued for discrimination because she refused to give paternity leave to a guy to take care of his girlfriend's son. He isn't even married.
needless to say she is no longer a manager lmao
Replies: >>106109316
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:27:46 PM No.106109285
>>106109164
>retards still think being a manager is a reward kek
is this the cope managers tell themselves? lmao
Replies: >>106109373
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:31:02 PM No.106109316
>>106109210
rookie move on her part. As a manager, I approve ANYTHING my team asks me. Month long vacation? Sure I don't care. Paternity leave for 6 months? I don't care, if HR says it's ok go for it. You want to take Friday off to golf and not report it in our time tracking system? Go for it, just don't tell anyone else. Ironically when I started doing this my team's output actually increased

90% of the work we do is bullshit anyway (and yes this applies even if you work in some """mission critical area"""", we are on a rock floating through space).
Replies: >>106109395
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:36:08 PM No.106109373
>>106109285
have you tried learning to read?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:37:48 PM No.106109395
>>106109316
it's that german autism gotta do it by the book lol
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:11:08 AM No.106110290
>>106105999
its one of my favorite things to do.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:51:29 AM No.106111270
>>106097972
sir , please open another ticket for that package
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:58:16 AM No.106111309
>>106108595
Blue archive makes 250million a year. Clearly art fags are still winning.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:04:15 AM No.106111347
1730228485282272
1730228485282272
md5: 458306171f6ec918fe9bdc6a84340911๐Ÿ”
when will the crackdown on outsourcing and indians start
Replies: >>106111413
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:13:31 AM No.106111413
>>106111347
>Wore the sonichu medallion
Even the reproductions are cursed i am not surprised by the outcome.
Replies: >>106111466
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:20:37 AM No.106111466
>>106111413
>>Wore the sonichu medallion
that is some incredibly desperate "how do you do fellow tech sirs" shit

sonichu/cwc hasnt been relevant let alone funny in years
Replies: >>106112107
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:20:43 AM No.106111467
>>106098043
>What are the white serfs going to do, take up arms?
No, they're going to ignore it until civilization collapses and then the human race ends. There is nobody else to advance technology, build societies and machines or make life any more efficient than wheeled carts and mud huts. If whites go away, you're looking at the permanent stagnation and eventual extinction of the human race.
Replies: >>106111503 >>106111922
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:26:23 AM No.106111503
youve got mail
youve got mail
md5: a75335d689c9f81ee1f6bba4f8006cb8๐Ÿ”
>>106111467
>There is nobody else to advance technology, build societies and machines or make life any more efficient than wheeled carts and mud huts.

Good
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:31:39 AM No.106111545
>>106098043
if a bunch of hard auto union workers couldn't do it what hope have a bunch of tech nerds with delusions of grandeur that one day they'll be recognized as a 100x coder and become as rich like zuck or elon
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:46:54 AM No.106111663
finally, friday night
you know what that means right?
Replies: >>106111740
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:57:22 AM No.106111740
>>106111663
ITS MONKEY MONDAY
SHOW ME THAT MONKEY
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:18:08 AM No.106111922
>>106111467
We'll just go up into the mountains and spend some time by ourselves for a couple generations until everyone forgets about us and leaves again.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:31:10 AM No.106112022
>>106097993
>arrive with a perfect match except I have a Ryobi
>suddenly Makita isn't "preferred"
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:42:22 AM No.106112095
>>106108224
Trump isn't going to go up to bat for a group of people who vote 80% democrat
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:43:08 AM No.106112099
1751430179265071
1751430179265071
md5: 7a05657cb95e2de6a9c070f7d5529a49๐Ÿ”
What do people who live in xai office do during weekends?l
Replies: >>106112120 >>106112157 >>106112171 >>106112183
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:45:06 AM No.106112107
>>106111466
>sonichu/cwc hasnt been relevant let alone funny in years
CWC was in the national news in late 2021
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:47:20 AM No.106112120
1729636755406613
1729636755406613
md5: cec3503f72360fdea52cf5fbaa900c41๐Ÿ”
>>106112099
I really don't get this obsession with long hours that Elon and foreigners have.
What matters is output, not time spent working, and by hour 10 of a shift you're way less productive than you were at hour 2.
Replies: >>106112136
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:51:26 AM No.106112136
>>106112120
Same goes with them studying 12 hours a day for subpar knowledge as the result. You can easily exceed anyone with just 2-4 hours of education daily. Clearly this max work max study mentality is failing.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:57:21 AM No.106112157
so, what do you guys think about LLMs, """AI""" and shit?
I'm a skeptic but I'm starting to get worried, seeing how a lot of people recommend using it.
I'm not a dev by trade and my job is "safer" to some degree, but... shit could get bad overnight one random day and I'll be fucked. upper management is already trying to get us to write our replacement in the form of automation scripts and stuff. I'm not doing any of that shit but I could see some of my coworkers getting desperate and doing it (though it would be really fucking stupid, since there are tons of tools to automate analysis, even FOSS ones. company is just being cheap and retarded)

>>106112099
how is that shit not illegal in murica?? is Musk proud of being a modern enslaver? how has leftist media not paid attention to this, considering they have been criticizing china for decades for similar stuff?
Replies: >>106112169 >>106112182 >>106112187 >>106112303 >>106112356
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:59:26 AM No.106112169
>>106112157
>so, what do you guys think about LLMs, """AI""" and shit?
It's another tool like Stackoverflow.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:59:47 AM No.106112171
>>106112099
>jeets and chinks migrate to merica to live in pods and vibe code
grim
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:01:11 AM No.106112182
>>106112157
>so, what do you guys think about LLMs, """AI""" and shit?
It's good and getting better fast.
Learn to use AI or get left behind.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:01:12 AM No.106112183
>>106112099
I would demand this if I had to be at the office actually. This way I could collect a massive salary without paying rent or having to commute.
Replies: >>106112311
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:01:42 AM No.106112187
>>106112157
>is Musk proud of being a modern enslaver?
Yes

>how has leftist media not paid attention to this, considering they have been criticizing china for decades for similar stuff?
Dawg, where have you been? They've been shitting on Musk since he took over Twitter.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:17:15 AM No.106112285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHXIW37NBM
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:20:31 AM No.106112303
>>106112157
>is Musk proud of being a modern enslaver?
You may find this difficult to believe, but some people have jobs they find enjoyable and fulfilling, and they don't _want_ to be limited to forty-hour work weeks. Elon himself works at least as hard as his engineers do.
Replies: >>106112365
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:21:07 AM No.106112311
>>106112183
>collect a massive salary without paying rent
Yeah how terrible to be making >200k and paying 30k per year in rent. I'd totally trade that to live in a tent.
Replies: >>106112323
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:22:49 AM No.106112323
>>106112311
I can't stand paying rent and there's practically no difference between a wood apartment and a tent in the office. Plus commuting is a pain.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:27:10 AM No.106112356
>>106112157
something something arno and 250k lines of code
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.106112364
>>106103741
welcome to the real world. where most people are mediocre and everyone works for the weekend while lying about how jazzed they are about their work
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:28:22 AM No.106112365
>>106112303
>managing twitter
>having to live in fucking tents
>enjoyable and fullfilling
your beloved leader could buy them decent beds at least
but here you are, defending him for free
Replies: >>106112386
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:31:21 AM No.106112386
>>106112365
Elon used to sleep on the Tesla factory floor when they were struggling to produce enough cars to meet demand.
Replies: >>106112397
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:33:27 AM No.106112397
>>106112386
yeah, I'll believe that. he also was having kids and being the best gaymer out there in multiple gaymes, and helping design rockets and managing his other companies and shit
Replies: >>106112434
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:40:50 AM No.106112434
>>106112397
Who has better cult of personality Elon X or Kim North Korea?
Replies: >>106112452
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:42:53 AM No.106112452
>>106112434
You talking shit about best korea?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:54:18 AM No.106112503
Didn't there used to be a web dev general on /g/? What happened to it?
Replies: >>106112514
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:56:46 AM No.106112514
>>106112503
replaced by LLMs
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:04:30 AM No.106112543
New
>>106112542
>>106112542
>>106112542
>>106112542