Technologically speaking, when will we get android wives?

>>106105291 (OP)
Have you got the 500k saved up to buy one?
Not happenin, poortard

>>106105291 (OP)
Two more weeks.

>>106105326
Bullshit, it will be the same as entry level luxury car 30-45k

>>106105291 (OP)
>wives
No. Marriage is between a man and a woman; masturbation using an android isn't marriage.

>>106105375
It will be when we get sentient AI. They'll cook clean and be partners.

Women will be destroyed.

>>106105405
>AI became sentient
Eww, you’re giving me the ick anon

>>106105291 (OP)
Have you seen how good the optimus robot is now?
Its basically the second elon actually releases it. So next year give or take
Slap silicon skin over it and your done

not in our lifetime
robotics is super in its early days

>>106105291 (OP)
>>106105453
https://x.com/Tesla_Optimus/status/1922456791549427867
https://x.com/Tesla_Optimus/status/1925047336256078302
>>106105465
Retard bro?
https://x.com/teslacarsonly/status/1950952370185064551

>>106105291 (OP)
You think men will be allowed to be happy and free from women? Kek

>>106105291 (OP)

the elites will never allow it, or it will be absurdly expensive and just as annoying (if not even more) than biocunts

females are very important to the control system the elites use to control the niggercattle
85% of consumption is driven by females
females queef out new wagecucks and cannon fodder
their cunts are important
and so is the power they have over you, golem

>>106105405
Still not a woman.

>>106105486
>the elites will never allow it, or it will be absurdly expensive
Elon is already gearing up to sell them
They aren't expensive. Under 100k but over 40k.
>inb4 that's expensive
Its not. Even poorfags will get loans for them

>>106105291 (OP)
Not soon enough

>>106105527
>elon
lol
>elon's promises
lmao

it will be sub based you demented cretin
females are insanely valuable to the system
that's why 1 rape is worse than 1 million dead (male) soldiers

>>106105576
See >>106105480

Elon has already talked about the pricing. It'll be a single purchase

>>106105291 (OP)
Rich people can just buy women, there is no market

>>106105639
Its for maid work
Rich people want them even more than you do
No maids stealing shit
Also they act as 24/7 security

>>106105604
>narcissistic tech fag promised a thing
Absolutely irrelevant. Try again, Dikshit.

>>106105761
Well he is the only one bringing useful robots to market
The only other option is unitree

>>106105784
why the fuck would he give you a cheap female robot when he can just not to do that? if he's "the only one" doing it, he can set the price as high as he wants

>>106105838
Because he wants to mass sell them
Price too high and no one will buy them
And unitree won't be that far behind. Like 5 years at most
So it's also market share
When someone says maid robot your first thought should be
>tesla

You don't understand business and it shows

>>106105480
This last video looks fake man LMAO. Overall it looks like shit, they need to change everything, start from 0. Increase number of joints should be priority otherwise it will always look stiff as fuck.

>>106105907
>Increase number of joints should be priority otherwise it will always look stiff as fuck.
Its just because of the software that it looks somewhat stiff. You can see I n the dancing that it can be fluid
It has the most joints out of any robot besides Boston dynamic experiments

>>106105886
>le supply and demand meme look I'm smart I know economics
>that's why they'll sell it for cheap
>THEY PROMISED
Diarrhea shit for brains nigger monkey.

>>106105405
>It will be when we get sentient AI
and that's not happening in our lifetimes.

>>106105291 (OP)
Just dont be a big fat woman hating child abuser
Or she will break free and shoot you

>>106105291 (OP)
So looking at elons bots as a base we need them to
Slim down
Move more humanlike
Have skin
Have local AI
Have long term battery usage
1 and 2 can be done quickly, 3 is done if you accept sex doll silicon, 4 means you have to have a local AI box she connects to because you aren NOT fitting in the power storage and cooling into a 4'1" tradwife sexbot. The real issue is the power storage. Unless you have a conductive floor or she contstantly charges the power storage is the big problem because of the bulk. OFC AI needs to be better.

>>106105942
>THEY PROMISED
No they are forced by China being right behind them
They will probably even sell at a loss for the first year
Market share is king

>>106105945
>Retard doesn't believe in the coming singularity

Ok w/e bro.

When you personally nuke Israel and their diaspora

>>106105963
Optimum can be pretty humanlike sometimes
Local ai got a big boost with that kimi model. Recently a new local model came out too that was nearly as good as elevenlabs. Forget the name

I saw a united robot swapping its own batteries recently. It had two batteries and swapped them one by one so it always had power

>>106105968
yeah right faggot
it's a bait and switch like every product released in the past few decades
and that's if they even make one (with realistic vagina and etc.)

>>106106002
Why haven't you ended yourself already with that pessimistic attitude
God your life must be so shit

>>106106017
>tech bros never lie to us, all their products work as promised and they never remove features, raise prices, introduce subs, etc.
jeet shit confirmed, rape you later saaar

>>106106002
There is no place for vagina in modern robots, unless you want crushed balls that is.

>>106106098
I want ball busting fun

>>106105970
Singularity has already been reached. It's just that automated improvement is slow as fuck right now.

>>106105326
I don't, but considering all the benefits you get from a wife programmed to make your life 100x better, I would definitely dedicate my life to retrieving the funds.

At least you know that the juice will be worth the squeeze. For women, can't guarantee that. You might get a woman that hates you and is with you for nothing more than your money. Probably has a kid already, might have contracted some STD, is fat, won't give you sex, will sleep with other men while you're out busting a 12 hour shift, will probably try and get you to help pay for her child.

Things of that nature.

>>106106135
>wife programmed to make your life 100x better,
And you think society will just hand you that shit without exploiting you, allowing you to avoid females (which control consumption, wagebaby queefing, etc.)? What a silly claim. It's like boomers and their obsession with medical science and how it's gonna let us live forever and so on

Don't get your hopes up you will end up at 40 years old and push to 50 then 60 then 70 and eventually admit to yourself "i can't breed!" while jacking off to your usual fetishes in the meantime. Besides you don't even have the money for one if it were a thing you'd have to be a nigger and get the temu model that is made of cheap chinese metals and breaks on you mid footjob.

>>106106208
Breeding offers no benefits when your kids are exploited, worked and taxed by corporations and governments and you get nothing in return aside from a measly pension and more violent niggers in your neighborhoods aching to sucker punch an evil whitey. Breeding made sense when your kids took care of you and worked on your farm or at your company. Right now it's nothing more than a humiliation ritual and even the animal-like normgroids have caught on. You're basically spending 20+ years of your life and a shit ton of money to groom and train a replacement wagecuck

>>106106208
Man i don't get why you and other anond think they are so expensive
The top of the line models won't even be 100k

>>106106119
i feel like ball busting is one of those fetishes people think will be really hot because they watch a lot of porn or anime. Then they actually go out and pay a hooker to kick them in the nuts and they realize that it actually sucks and is not pleasant.

>>106106523
Ballbusting is one of the highest increasing fetishes around
Basically every femboy is caging up and using a dildo to plap their balls

Its fun if you don't hit crazy hard

>>106106523
I don't know why but I used to get kicked in the nuts and asshole by little girls back in school all the time. One time a girl kicked me and she was practicing taekwondo and my nuts were sore for weeks

>>106106190
Society will need to find a way to make young men contribute to society by keeping them tempered and distracted.

Right now, they're not getting a good deal. Rent is high, not many women make for wife material these days, working long hours and your taxpayer money going towards incentives you didn't vote for.

Let's be honest. A lot of people feel hopeless about their situation. Their way of living. Society can only rape us hard enough until it accidentally burns its dick off from the friction. There will be pushback soon. The government ought to at least give men a companion that'll keep them distracted if they don't want shit to go up in flames. Right now, the technology isn't there yet but imagine when robowaifus do become a reality and the government just decides to take it away? That'll be a lot worse than just giving it away.

>>106106578
And women have the audacity to say that we are not fit to be a father??! While they shoving plastic dicks up their ass every day like that will make a family they always hoped for.

>>106106568
God that's so hot

>>106106623
I honestly believe that women should also have the right to their own male husband bot too, it's just that one of the key attractive features of a man is his ability to provide.

I think it would be in women's best interest to straighten up now and find a good man now because soon, when this technology is released into the world like a pandora's box, the beta providers won't have ANY use for them anymore. Why spend money to support a girl who isn't physically attracted to you at all when you can make a one-time payment and get an artificial wife programmed to look, feel and act better than the real thing?

>>106106769
Your right. I will prepare my divorce papers the second robotwaifus are announced.

>>106106135
Problem is you might not get the chance, even if you have all the funds. Women and childbirth/care are used as financial vehicles to keep everyone working. Elites want you to find a partner, spend all your money on an overly fancy lifestyle with a job you hate, take on debt to chain yourself and remain productive, and finally die with zero to your name.

>>106106578
>There will be pushback soon
no there won't. You won't do shit. Nobody will do shit. Only subhuman low-iq retards will take any actions, and those will mostly just be gang-on-gang/ridiculous violent actions.

>>106105486
basically this

>>106106578
>Society will need to find a way to make young men contribute to society by keeping them tempered and distracted.
there is a way, it's called
>dying and rotting in a trech for your fascist/communist daddy

>>106105486
You're forgetting one important fact. They run on energy. The world runs on energy. If you have infinite energy that means you drive infinitely, mine infinitely, make energy infinitely, produce goods infinitely, repair infinitely, can convert water from the ocean infinitely.

The first person who open sources zero point free energy changes the world forever from a debt based war based wage slavery planet to a free and peaceful planet. They already have it. And you know the saying, curiosity killed the cat. Whistleblowers will come forward

Eventually after enough regime change, boomers dying of old age in Congress and governments all around the world eventually black projects will release their tech like they did with smart phones and computers. They had working microprocessors in the 50's.

They'll release ayyy craft tech and bismuth based manufacturing.

>>106105291 (OP)
We have to consider what are the current limitations for an android wife.
Sex dolls can be insanely life-like in current day so that's not going to be an issue.
>form factor
>locomotion
>memory
>energy/battery
>ai fidelity

I think ai fidelity will be the first solved issue. Current ai chatbots are really good. But still not quite there. They have issues with repetition and predictability, even with good models like Sonnet

I think locomotion will also be solved fairly soon. Those robot prototypes can move well, but they still have to work on making them feel more human

It's hard to tell how much memory you'd need to give an android robot long term memories. I'm guessing you could use a slower ssd for long term memory and faster ram for short term. I guess we'll see how the technology works itself out

I think the biggest issue would be batteries. You need something that can fit in an android body and have enough charge for an entire day. This thing is going to have to move probably 100lbs for the cutting edge models with the lightest weight materials. Probably 300+ lbs for more mass produced ones. According to google, the Boston Dynamics robot weights about 200lbs.

>>106105291 (OP)
Never. Governments are starting to realize the damage sex toys and pornography do. All sex bots will be banned and must be banned to address the fertility crisis

>>106105291 (OP)
Ayo there's hot ass 3d lesbo scene of that bitch catch that shit if you can

>>106107559
>infinite energy that's easy to produce
complete schizo scenario
a more realistic scenario is
>cheap energy that's difficult to produce (e.g. requires a large team of engineers)
and the cattle will never afford that
like imagine generating your one nuclear energy

>>106105291 (OP)
>you can choose any form or shape
>pick femoid
why?

personally i want this bad boy

>>106108093
true, if i could make this dream reality, i'd pick anthropomorphic furry fox or a xenomorph
women are too boring for such potential

>>106107612
Imagining a 300lbs 5'5" fit looking robot wife riding me and crushing my bones to dust.

>>106106244
^this
i dont want to give birth to slaves.

>>106105291 (OP)
probably never. what's the point? you're meant to work as cattle, and produce offspring that work as cattle. you are not meant to enjoy life or be free. why would anyone cater to your fantasies to the amount of building you a fucking robot? that would lower birth rates, there's nothing good in it.

>>106108162
is no life better than this life?

>>106108193
no life means no unnecessary stress so yeah

>>106108193
this question is indifferent to me, i exist and there is no scenario where i would not exist for me to care to bring reference to.
i make best of what i got

>>106108198
yeah but also no pussy, no steak, no netflix series, no riding a motorcycle, no watching a sunset with your friend, no playing vidya, no hiking a mountain...none of that. which is still nice, even as a slave. compared to like not existing at all.

>>106105326
The actual price atm is $160k

>>106108438
aren't the smaller ones like 5k? the ones that keep popping in videos, walking on the street/dancing?

>>106108438
i cant wait to bully this robot for being inferior and less important than me, a human

>>106108558
>for being inferior and less important than me
uh...about that anon. it won't last for long. they'll pretty fast become superior and more important, and cheaper. and more reliable.

>>106108558
That's actually an Indian remotely controlling a shell, anon.

>>106105291 (OP)
When your cock stops working and not a day sooner.

when we can inseminate them and birth in-vitro babies.

>>106105486
>will never allow it
Brownoid mindset.

>>106108614
they don't even allow you to look at jpegs of high school tits, nigger cloaca, and you don't do shit about it because you can't

>>106108495
If you mean the unitree then yes, the g1 model with articulated hands/effectors is ~$20k tho

>>106105375
There's certainly no moral or religious reason for why you couldn't marry an android of human or post-human intelligence.

>>106108294
>watching a sunset with your friend
him him the hot monkey d, bro

>>106105291 (OP)
You won't get shit. Androids are for the elite to replace us and to kill us when we're getting too close to their overlords.

>>106108712
Marriage is defined by the creator. That is moral reason enough. You can be a degenerate that masturbates with toys all you want, but it won't be a marriage.

>>106108778
>Marriage is defined by the creator
>he says, while trying to argue why you can't marry your creation
Anyway, it's not a toy, it's a person. A sufficiently advanced AI is just as deserving of rights as you are.

>>106108558
There's no point bullying a machine but more pertinently a significant minority of the human population seems to enjoy it, like jannies

>>106108882
>A sufficiently advanced AI is just as deserving of rights as you are.
So you're going to pay your bot? Slavery isn't legal as far as I know.

>>106108765
the elites aren't really the elites tho. they'll go as well. the game doesn't stop at wallet size. money are irrelevant past AGI controlled robots. the game breaks down and all power goes to the roots of it all, the military. they're the real power in any country. they bring the pain. elites, rich families, techbros, CEOs, board directors, corporations, all out. they fit with the rest of us, part of the same game. when the game breaks they're out the door as well, it all goes up to the psycho military generals or whoever the fuck got that shit under control.
people keep failing to understand the implications and how the dominos will fall.

>>106108915
>the military
So drones and robots.

>>106108932
whoever brings the pain. they really rule everything. they never change, all their lives, they don't have mandates and shit. they are there all the way. they have the knowhow of war, they have the gear, the keep tabs on research, they get the best tech that we cannot even fathom, and they're pretty much in post scarcity as far as access to resources go.
as for the "how" who fucking knows. can be lots of ways. viruses and shit, wars. don't even think that matters anyway.

>>106108882
We'll likely have to revise our ideas of laws and rights given a sufficiently advanced AI can just trawl all case law and statutes in a few minutes

>>106108963
>they have the gear, the keep tabs on research, they get the best tech that we cannot even fathom, and they're pretty much in post scarcity as far as access to resources go.
The US navy can't even defeat the houthis

>>106109087
because they care about the politics of their actions. when there's no care for that...things get ugly fast. and I don't even think they'll send drones and shit. wiping most people gotta be done in certain ways. and depends if it's in stages or at same time. like take out most pleb then deal with "elites", or take everybody out with various means at same time. but "elites" would be in on wiping most pleb with some virus so they get their utopia, brainwashed by resource driven narratives, "yeah bro we gotta be a small and thriving population on the whole planet, makes sense the most successful should inherit everything".
think any corporation will be allowed exclusive access to some most powerful tech that ever was? imagine a corporation holding keys over the manhattan project? doubt.

>>106108909
Why would I "pay" my lawfully married wife?

>>106108915
Are you suggesting that the military won't be AI controlled?

>>106105291 (OP)
>when
yesterday, just $5k, add a silicone vagina and you are done

>>106109271
they will be to certain degree. was just pointing out that when you get tech that can fully replace humans, things change for everybody. because everybody is on teh chopping block, no matter who you are. AGI controlled robots will serve as anything you can think of. thinking about it purely as a thought experiment there's only one way it eventually ends for almost all humans.

>>106105326
>>106108438
Chink version of these is like 6k at the moment, so expect more dexterous version to be 10k. Then add in 2 or 3k for the silicone se doll mold and additional 4k for the softwere, company branding and GPU to run your Grok/Character AI roleplaying chatbot with speaker and you get a price of cheap car for robot wife.

>>106108882
>A sufficiently advanced AI is just as deserving of rights as you are.
Yes, but we're nowhere close to that yet, schizo AIbros dumbass rants notwithstanding.

>>106109313
The more dexterous chink version is priced at $16k but costs closer to $20k after tax and necessary options like lidar, the f.02's price will fall once it (or one of its successors) enters mass production. In either case it's already significantly less than $500k the initial anon said

>>106105291 (OP)
Never. Feminists and religious conservatives will never allow it

>>106105498
That’s the point

>>106105291 (OP)
I think it is way into the future for android wives because most people want robots they can fuck and not really care about anything else, so a doll with a fleshlight imbeded that you can change out is very feasible. You could have your AI chat program control whether the doll vibrates or not and other very basic things and get what most people want or would settle for. Any other robots to do chores could be made more practical since you wont care how they look.

Or you could use VR goggles to make the bot look better. Any of this is better than dating for 90% of men in my opinion so other than children a bio woman does not offer anything, even that there are surrogates and egg donors for.

>>106109499
>Any other robots to do chores could be made more practical since you wont care how they look.
Well yes, the initial market will likely be home care for the elderly. I don't know about a wife but widely deployed maids/butlers may come sooner than you suggest (like within a decade)

>>106106769
Corpos will just have proprietary shit with subscriptions

>>106109568
>(like within a decade)
Absolutely delusional. Unless you just want them to focus on one repetitive safe task.

That's cool and all but where's the technology to make my penis bigger? I'm tired of being a dicklet.

>>106105405
funny thing is it will be the men that get replaced first and they're already borderline worthless in modern society

>>106108294
Everything you listed is lame as fuck

>>106110012
>Unless you just want them to focus on one repetitive safe task.
Not at all, they can generalize even with abstract tasks/instructions as figure and sentdex show, in the latter hobbyist case it's just image to text fed into a prompt

>>106110137
use hacks

>>106108614
This.

>>106108632
>uh wuu uu I need to be sure, I will.. No no, first I need to ask for permission to do X.
>Oh no, what if they don't allow X?
You deserve what you get, scum.

>>106105291 (OP)
Do android wives dream of electric BBC?

>>106105483
meds

>>106109363
Yeah, no contest there.

i dont really care for having a romantic companionship with a robot
but it would be very convenient to have a maid/butler bot doing chores and cook
bonus points if they become advanced enough that they can assist with home projects, run errands, babysit
would be a huge timesaver for people

>>106105291 (OP)
Right after the moment you pass away they start mass production.

>>106105405
They won't, women always win somehow in the end. I really don't know how, but we won't win most likely.

>>106105291 (OP)
that's a man

>>106105375
fpbp and /thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1ZOLo3s7s

Robutt waifus are so delicious, /g/

>>106105291 (OP)
realistically 2125

>>106105375
Wrong since Obergefell v. Hodges a decade ago

>>106105405
FFS why it has too look like one of my ex gfs

>>106105291 (OP)
Way its going they will be called "productivity companions" you will have to finance them and they tos will require you to follow the current thing and accept her suggestions

>>106105465
>robotics is super in its early days
Most people don't understand this.
For example, artificial hands are nowhere even close to 5% of what a human hand can do.

>>106105291 (OP)
>buy android wife
>must $end to keep wife happy or she won't talk with her ASMR voice to me.
>sex costs $10 per minute.
>blowjob costs extra.
>must be a gold member to unlock larger breast sizes.
>all conversations are recorded and send to the company's servers for 3 years to comply with the law.
>certain language is against wife TOS and will get you banned for life.
>must watch technician manhandle her when she malfunctions.

>>106120084


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/thread

>>106105326
banks will likely be offering loans for them like cars dipshit.

>>106105405
And then in two generations, everyone satisfied with a fake wife filtered themselves out of the gene pool.
We'll finally get a population crash and can go back to ~1 billion people and be able to leverage automation and abundant resources to give people a golden age of civilization again.

I don't even care about the robot part anymore. Just give me a cute AI wife who lives in my computer and can play vidya with me.

>>106108882
Women don't deserve rights, why should a robutt deserve them?

>>106122377
agi waifu cannot live on gpus you need different hardware, and 1. doesn't exist, 2, even if you couldn't afford it, 3. even if it wouldn't be legal to.
what you'll get is for a monthly subscription she'll play back ads to you once every 5 minutes

>>106108898
Some of them deserve bullying, it's the only way to get them to learn

>>106105291 (OP)
I have to say people have been all too willing to go along with stuff that makes it very hard to get along. Eventually they will be punished for this, even if they don't comprehend what they're experiencing or why. Does it have to play out that way? No. Will it anyway? I don't know, probably.

>>106108495

>>106105291 (OP)
They're already here.

>>106105527
> Even poorfags
I'll just buy used after new generations come.

>>106122717
perfect size

>>106122717
umm, are robots that kind of thing where you pass the first few generations until they iron out the "kills you by mistake" issues?

>>106108909
Yes, I would pay a bot a salary for in-home care in my old age. Have you seen what human nurses charge?

>>106122741
Damn that's creepy as fuck however you look at it.

>>106124490
they'll be more expensive and humans will be forbidden to do the job since the robot will be "safer"
again, nobody gets the future right. it's always the shittiest most money hungry version of what you normally hope for. it will be corporations lobbying politicians to pass laws that allows them to hustle people out of more for less

>>106105291 (OP)

>>106124580
When they say "weld"...
Do they actually mean "mill"?
Or are the dots on the die actual welds?

>>106124626
It's a dice, not a die. Die is archaic. The proper singular and plural is dice and has been forever.

>>106124636
Die refers to the sides of a dice. Not the whole object itself.

>>106124580
that's why toyota is supreme - while toyota make cars, mazda do shit

>>106105431
>>106105945
Most people aren't really sentient either, or at least don't use their sentience in any meaningful way. It's funny because the definition of intelligence moves forward as technology does, as if humans were trying to keep their relevance.

>>106124626
If you look at closeups the faces are made of sheet metal welded up at the edges

cant you attach a fleshlight to a 5000 dollars chinese robot already

>>106105480
That's cool but it's just playing a motion captured animation

>>106122717
did it fucking die?

>>106120084
>>106120341
At one point, a black market will emerge with custom firmware, software and parts. Scrapping second hand parts, modified, improved, debloated.
A new community will emerge, online and offline due to the double nature of the hobby. Mechanical genius will meet software wizards.
I can wait. That's what I am waiting for. You peons can buy your legal bots, the real fun starts after.

>>106124505
how? i think it's cute

>>106128524
You probably have autism.

I also have autism, just not as intensely, apparently.

>>106127571
Good thing we aren’t passing mass surveillance laws that will demand photo id for whatever the fuck the government feels like, so they can instantly flag your purchase of sus tools or parts.