>browsing the chans at work on my phone
>I was accidentally using work wifi

>>106108620 (OP)
Use case for having a job?

>some guy at my work got caught browsing the chans on work wifi
>he gets fired
>I get promoted to his position

>>106108620 (OP)
Why do you even have work wifi saved on your phone?

>>106109321
Congrats anon, now get to work.

>>106108620 (OP)
Fake and gay no one on /g/ is employed

>>106108620 (OP)
The CIA and your employer now know

They can only see the first part of the url. They can't see which boards you're on, so just tell them you were visiting /g/ for professional purposes

>>106108620 (OP)
>Using work wifi ever
>Letting work log your traffic on your personal device
Lol. Lmao even.

have a sneaking suspicion someone from work also posts here. Didn't know how to broach the subject irl so I messaged "why do I have the feeling we're part of the same secret internet society". he's read it but not replied

>>106111321
Christ anon you're giga retarded. Even if a guy is weird he's gonna think you're a deep web pedo or some shit.

>>106108620 (OP)
Kek

>>106111321
How would you feel if you hadn't worn a fedora for breakfast?

>>106108620 (OP)
Kek same shit happened in my last job, only realized my vpn was off when I tried to visit KF and got hit with a message that the site is blocked for pornography
>>106110081
For me it was because in the building we were we had no connexion on our phone, couldn't even receive a sms or a call unless we'd to a wifi hotspot from the work laptop to our phone

>>106108620 (OP)
I did from my work PC in the office. Nothing happened.

tfw i am the IT admin at work and have so far:

>screenshotted hundreds of customer credit card numbers, passports and driver licences
>exported employees password managers because they sync personal Google accounts to their work laptop for some reason
>taken over peoples social media accounts
>acquired nudes of certain female coworkers from their cloud storage
>stolen thousands of dollars worth of equipment that fell off the inventory
>put key logger and screen monitoring software on the CEO and leadership teams laptops
>read every single persons emails
>installed crypto miners on almost every workstation

my manager thinks that the performance of a CPU can be measured exclusively from the GHz number, and threads and cores are meaningless jargon, and makes purchasing decisions based off of that

>>106111321
That's a pretty hamfisted and cringe way to dog whistle. It's much better to use subtle memes and lingo that normies might understand, but won't be able to place. Like if you hear someone IRL say
>"Imagine the smell."
You'll understand that the person got it from 4Chan, but a normie will just think they said a funny joke.

>>106114056
Never connect your personal phone to the work Wi-Fi. Simple rule.
+ Are you French?

>>106108620 (OP)
I've been there, it's a rookie mistake. I don't connect my private hardware to company networks anymore.

>>106108620 (OP)
Why'd you connect to work WiFi? Do you have to authenticate with your work login for the work WiFi?

>>106115364
>Never connect your personal phone to the work Wi-Fi.
I had to, I had to make calls and there was no way other than get out of the building
>Are you French?
Wtf how, are you the IT guy at my work who caught me browsing 4chan?

>>106115459
No, it's just that you typed "connexion" instead of "connection".
And I just found that interesting because I'm also French and my building also has very poor connectivity with work Wi-Fi being available but I still didn't connect to it. We have separate professional phones to make calls though.

>>106108620 (OP)
Just say you accidentally followed a link and got curious and looked around for a bit. You were horrified by what you saw of course. Or say you heard about the Tea app leak coming from 4chan and you wanted to see if people were talking about it on here. There are tons of articles and video essays on 4chan that could spark curiosity in anyone to check it out for themselves. Just make sure to emphasize how bizarre and traumatic the experience was.

>>106115495
Oh, I was a bit scared you somehow found who I was lol
In the building we were it was totally blocked, as soon as you enter the signal would drop to 0 because they blocked it, and it was an interim job (whatever the english word for it is) so I didn't get anything from them other than a laptop
>>106115502
>hey anon can you explain why you were browsing www.boards.4chan.org/gif/ and www.boards.4chan.org/g/ for the past hours?

What's sad is outside of X on my phone, there's fuck all to browse at work. Maybe the occasional blog here and there, but otherwise you're going to the depths of hell with HackerNews and g*yddit, both of which are god awful and make me want to close the tab after a few seconds.

>>106115536
They'd only be able to tell you're browsing 4chan because of TLS/DNS. If you're using encrypted DNS and ECH then they would only be able to see traffic to cloudflare IPs.
>/gif/
Why are you browsing degenerate shit like /gif/ when you're at work?

>>106115582
>Why are you browsing degenerate shit like /gif/ when you're at work?
To jerk off obviously lol, was on a nofap but I couldn't resist anymore so I relapsed

>>106115099
dubs of the BOFH

>my phone provider blocks 4chan
>use work wifi
>it works
>one day my provider stops blocking 4chan
Sus?

>>106110791
this, just use 5G

>>106110601
/g/ay porn

>>106115536
I'm close to a window so I have very weak reception, fortunately.
>>106110601
Depends on the company, actually. Many companies require a special system certificate to be installed on connected devices. Untrusted websites (e.g. most of them besides Google itself) are forced through a proxy server that decrypts the original TLS connection to check the data and re-encrypt it back using the special certificate, effectively working as a MitM.
Of course, it's very unlikely in the case you just connect to your work Wi-Fi with no additional steps, but it's a thing.

>>106108620 (OP)
I've got it, anons! This is guaranteed to work. Just say you were browsing the lgbt board because you're gay. If they fire you, free money.

>>106108620 (OP)
>connecting your personal devices to work wifi

>>106111321
"the narwhal bacons at midnight"

>>106111321
If a coworker ever said this redditor garbage to me I would never speak to him ever again, what the hell.

France mentionnée

>go on public wifi
>check 4chan.org/banned
>have a giggle

lol why do you care? I use my work wi-fi for anything, who gives a fucking shit i’m on it right now sitting on my ass

>>106108620 (OP)
nothing ever happens