How do you prevent this??

>>106115321 (OP)
Don't let your cat bite your shit

>>106115321 (OP)
>implying any other laptop would have survived

>Uses laptop in bed
>Owns a cat
Got exactly what she deserved
The HR departments gonna have to find someone new unfortunately

>>106115447
>>Uses laptop in bed
where else would you use it?
come on now

>>106115447
I use my laptop in bed and own a cat. She's just an irresponsible cat owner letting it bite shit.

>>106115401
Cats only bite Macbooks.
The gayness radiating from it makes them angry.

>>106115321 (OP)
Watching youtube with no adblocker just screams apple consumer.

>>106115321 (OP)
based kot

>>106115426
most, yeah.

>>106115426
my cat is not biting through my thinkpad

>>106115321 (OP)
>cat eats apple
>How do you prevent this??
you get a carnivore cat

That cat can be glad it is living in the TFT and OLED age and not in the kilovolts powered plasma display age.

>>106115321 (OP)
thot patrol kot. may he live a long and happy life

>>106115667
because it has 2 inch bezels

squeak

>>106115321 (OP)
Step 1 : disallow any internet traffic whose source is not strongly authenticated.
Step 2 : disallow traffic from chinese, indian, and israeli citizens.
Step 3 : Enjoy the Internet as it was meant to be : without retarded shill such as yourself.

kys OP. Or get your organs harvested.

>>106115321 (OP)
So you're telling me they were already recording when it happened? Seems sus desu

>>106115321 (OP)
The cat clearly smells "something" on the corner of that screen.

>>106115747
bot post

>>106115321 (OP)
>Cry when cats eat birds
>Cry when cats eat apples
They're never satisfied

>>106115321 (OP)

I don't allow any cat to bite my screen. Problem solved.

For the record, none of the cats I lived with tried to bite my screen. Cat on OP is probably not managed and does not know what's acceptable or not. This is what happens if you let a pet run amok and don't discipline it.

>>106115321 (OP)
Lovecraft's cat did nothing wrong.

>>106115426

if you own a cat you are lowkey a scat fetishist and enjoy a filthy living environment anyway. they enjoy it.

>>106115321 (OP)
well taking out your phone to record it doesn't work
someone write that down

>>106116262
Cats are cleaner than dogs. If you give them a nice spot for shitting and pissing that you can keep clean, they will always go there

>>106116408
If you let your cat go outside it will just shit there and never inside.

>>106116436
Even then, they will shit in a place and then cover it. They don't like their own odor (unless they are trying to reproduce, when they piss everywhere)

>>106115321 (OP)
Animals are not people. They don't belong on your bed.
Now she not only is childless, but her macbook air is just an expensive paperweight with the apple logo on it.

>>106116408
>[filthy animal] is cleaner than [filthier animal]
don't care. total pet death. I WILL kill your cat with a fork if it gets inside my house

>>106116807
have sex, loser.

instead of getting your phone out to make a video when your cat is eating your laptop, shoo the cat away

>>106116841
faggot

By not buying a fagbook

>apple
Deserved. Based gato.

>>106116880
i bet you're overweight too. would bet my net worth on it.

>>106116961
and I bet you think of your pet as your own child and refer to it by its name instead of "my cat" or "my dog"

>>106115321 (OP)
please dont post women on here it just reminds me how alone I am

>>106117094

>>106117114
:(

>>106115321 (OP)
buy a thinkpad
>>106115501
i love cats, the heroic cat protects their servants from proprietary e-waste!
>>106115718
now you know what bezels are for, stop complaining about bezels.

>>106117076
i dont even have a pet, you pathetic manchild.

>>106117169
then why are you so offended, pussy

>>106117094
I want to kill myself every single minute of every single day i will never have a normal life ever.

By shouting at them, obviously

>>106117094
I have gf but I was kind happier when alone :-( I'll never be normal and never live normal life.

Did the world a favour, cats know better

>>106115321 (OP)
>How do you prevent this??
By not sharing your house with animals like a 10th century peasant.

>>106117094

>>106117094
I share your pain

>>106115321 (OP)

Don’t get an animal that doesn’t fucking care about you?

>>106116638
>>106116807
>>106117076
>>106117229
I have a feeling you're not good at tech and just some wandering hobo from another board. If you have a unreasonable hatred for animals I bet you probably deserved whatever happened to you anon.

>>106116262
My cat poops in other people's yards

>>106118594
Letting your cat roam is dangerous and you won't learn your lesson until your cat doesn't return or you're holding a dying cat in your arms from injury.
Also from my experience if a cat is lucky enough to live past 3 out in the street they typically don't want to go outside once taken in.

>>106115321 (OP)
never get cats

>>106115321 (OP)
You buy two laptops, one for you and one for your cat.

>>106115483
At a desk, at a restaurant, at mass, during PTA meetings, at the kitchen table.

>>106115667
Yet.

>>106118594
cats outside should be shoot on sight, they destroy ecosystems. all so some lonely people have a companion that doesnt care if they change owner tomorrow.

bezels win again

>>106115321 (OP)
give attention to your pet, cats develop destructive behaviors that get most of our attention, they're smart and funny companions that require love and attention is a moral act, attend your cat with love

>>106118915
cats have been native here since the Romans, if there's something they can fuck up, they already did long ago

>>106120186
>if there's something they can fuck up, they already did long ago
Today I learned: cats are jews.