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Anonymous No.106115321 [Report] >>106115401 >>106115426 >>106115512 >>106115607 >>106115674 >>106115688 >>106115747 >>106115931 >>106116001 >>106116056 >>106116116 >>106116172 >>106116266 >>106116638 >>106117094 >>106117152 >>106118168 >>106118532 >>106118698 >>106118731 >>106120157
How do you prevent this??
Anonymous No.106115401 [Report] >>106115501
>>106115321 (OP)
Don't let your cat bite your shit
Anonymous No.106115426 [Report] >>106115664 >>106115667 >>106116208
>>106115321 (OP)
>implying any other laptop would have survived
Anonymous No.106115447 [Report] >>106115483 >>106115489
>Uses laptop in bed
>Owns a cat
Got exactly what she deserved
The HR departments gonna have to find someone new unfortunately
Anonymous No.106115483 [Report] >>106118850
>>106115447
>>Uses laptop in bed
where else would you use it?
come on now
Anonymous No.106115489 [Report]
>>106115447
I use my laptop in bed and own a cat. She's just an irresponsible cat owner letting it bite shit.
Anonymous No.106115501 [Report] >>106117152
>>106115401
Cats only bite Macbooks.
The gayness radiating from it makes them angry.
Anonymous No.106115512 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
Watching youtube with no adblocker just screams apple consumer.
Anonymous No.106115607 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
based kot
Anonymous No.106115664 [Report]
>>106115426
most, yeah.
Anonymous No.106115667 [Report] >>106115718 >>106118863
>>106115426
my cat is not biting through my thinkpad
Anonymous No.106115674 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
>cat eats apple
>How do you prevent this??
you get a carnivore cat
Anonymous No.106115687 [Report]
That cat can be glad it is living in the TFT and OLED age and not in the kilovolts powered plasma display age.
Anonymous No.106115688 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
thot patrol kot. may he live a long and happy life
Anonymous No.106115718 [Report] >>106117152
>>106115667
because it has 2 inch bezels
Anonymous No.106115730 [Report]
squeak
Anonymous No.106115747 [Report] >>106116016
>>106115321 (OP)
Step 1 : disallow any internet traffic whose source is not strongly authenticated.
Step 2 : disallow traffic from chinese, indian, and israeli citizens.
Step 3 : Enjoy the Internet as it was meant to be : without retarded shill such as yourself.

kys OP. Or get your organs harvested.
Anonymous No.106115931 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
So you're telling me they were already recording when it happened? Seems sus desu
Anonymous No.106116001 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
The cat clearly smells "something" on the corner of that screen.
Anonymous No.106116016 [Report]
>>106115747
bot post
Anonymous No.106116056 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
>Cry when cats eat birds
>Cry when cats eat apples
They're never satisfied
Anonymous No.106116116 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)

I don't allow any cat to bite my screen. Problem solved.

For the record, none of the cats I lived with tried to bite my screen. Cat on OP is probably not managed and does not know what's acceptable or not. This is what happens if you let a pet run amok and don't discipline it.
Anonymous No.106116172 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
Lovecraft's cat did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.106116208 [Report]
>>106115426
Anonymous No.106116262 [Report] >>106116408 >>106118594
if you own a cat you are lowkey a scat fetishist and enjoy a filthy living environment anyway. they enjoy it.
Anonymous No.106116266 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
well taking out your phone to record it doesn't work
someone write that down
Anonymous No.106116408 [Report] >>106116436 >>106116807
>>106116262
Cats are cleaner than dogs. If you give them a nice spot for shitting and pissing that you can keep clean, they will always go there
Anonymous No.106116436 [Report] >>106116582
>>106116408
If you let your cat go outside it will just shit there and never inside.
Anonymous No.106116582 [Report]
>>106116436
Even then, they will shit in a place and then cover it. They don't like their own odor (unless they are trying to reproduce, when they piss everywhere)
Anonymous No.106116638 [Report] >>106118560
>>106115321 (OP)
Animals are not people. They don't belong on your bed.
Now she not only is childless, but her macbook air is just an expensive paperweight with the apple logo on it.
Anonymous No.106116807 [Report] >>106116841 >>106118560
>>106116408
>[filthy animal] is cleaner than [filthier animal]
don't care. total pet death. I WILL kill your cat with a fork if it gets inside my house
Anonymous No.106116841 [Report] >>106116880
>>106116807
have sex, loser.
Anonymous No.106116856 [Report]
instead of getting your phone out to make a video when your cat is eating your laptop, shoo the cat away
Anonymous No.106116880 [Report] >>106116961
>>106116841
faggot
Anonymous No.106116891 [Report]
By not buying a fagbook
Anonymous No.106116930 [Report]
>apple
Deserved. Based gato.
Anonymous No.106116961 [Report] >>106117076
>>106116880
i bet you're overweight too. would bet my net worth on it.
Anonymous No.106117076 [Report] >>106117169 >>106118560
>>106116961
and I bet you think of your pet as your own child and refer to it by its name instead of "my cat" or "my dog"
Anonymous No.106117094 [Report] >>106117114 >>106117884 >>106117931 >>106118213 >>106118229
>>106115321 (OP)
please dont post women on here it just reminds me how alone I am
Anonymous No.106117114 [Report] >>106117119
>>106117094
Anonymous No.106117119 [Report]
>>106117114
:(
Anonymous No.106117152 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
buy a thinkpad
>>106115501
i love cats, the heroic cat protects their servants from proprietary e-waste!
>>106115718
now you know what bezels are for, stop complaining about bezels.
Anonymous No.106117169 [Report] >>106117229
>>106117076
i dont even have a pet, you pathetic manchild.
Anonymous No.106117229 [Report] >>106118560
>>106117169
then why are you so offended, pussy
Anonymous No.106117884 [Report]
>>106117094
I want to kill myself every single minute of every single day i will never have a normal life ever.
Anonymous No.106117900 [Report]
By shouting at them, obviously
Anonymous No.106117931 [Report]
>>106117094
I have gf but I was kind happier when alone :-( I'll never be normal and never live normal life.
Anonymous No.106118108 [Report]
Did the world a favour, cats know better
Anonymous No.106118168 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
>How do you prevent this??
By not sharing your house with animals like a 10th century peasant.
Anonymous No.106118213 [Report]
>>106117094
Anonymous No.106118229 [Report]
>>106117094
I share your pain
Anonymous No.106118532 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)

Don’t get an animal that doesn’t fucking care about you?
Anonymous No.106118560 [Report]
>>106116638
>>106116807
>>106117076
>>106117229
I have a feeling you're not good at tech and just some wandering hobo from another board. If you have a unreasonable hatred for animals I bet you probably deserved whatever happened to you anon.
Anonymous No.106118594 [Report] >>106118618 >>106118915
>>106116262
My cat poops in other people's yards
Anonymous No.106118618 [Report]
>>106118594
Letting your cat roam is dangerous and you won't learn your lesson until your cat doesn't return or you're holding a dying cat in your arms from injury.
Also from my experience if a cat is lucky enough to live past 3 out in the street they typically don't want to go outside once taken in.
Anonymous No.106118698 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
never get cats
Anonymous No.106118731 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
You buy two laptops, one for you and one for your cat.
Anonymous No.106118850 [Report]
>>106115483
At a desk, at a restaurant, at mass, during PTA meetings, at the kitchen table.
Anonymous No.106118863 [Report]
>>106115667
Yet.
Anonymous No.106118915 [Report] >>106120186
>>106118594
cats outside should be shoot on sight, they destroy ecosystems. all so some lonely people have a companion that doesnt care if they change owner tomorrow.
Anonymous No.106119114 [Report]
bezels win again
Anonymous No.106120157 [Report]
>>106115321 (OP)
give attention to your pet, cats develop destructive behaviors that get most of our attention, they're smart and funny companions that require love and attention is a moral act, attend your cat with love
Anonymous No.106120186 [Report] >>106122061
>>106118915
cats have been native here since the Romans, if there's something they can fuck up, they already did long ago
Anonymous No.106122061 [Report]
>>106120186
>if there's something they can fuck up, they already did long ago
Today I learned: cats are jews.