Thread 106116125

Mark Zuckerberg says without AI glasses, you'll be at 'cognitive disadvantage'

https://archive.is/On8zi

>>106116125 (OP)
Mark Zuckerberg can Zuck a dick

>>106116125 (OP)
Most people on this website are already at a cognitive disadvantage due to their mental disabilities and personality disorders

>>106116125 (OP)
Let me spy on you goy!!

>>106116125 (OP)
>weird gay faggykike CEO says retarded nonsense
>~$50 billion wasted on the metaverse.
what's another 8 figures down the drain on yet another dumbnigger idea?

>>106116233
Yeah, but would a 'smart glasses ai-powered metaverse' not be a 3 for 1 dumb idea? Number go up, its progress. Of a kind.

>>106116233
>metaverse
i fuck roasties on Second Life daily

>>106116125 (OP)
>cognitive disadvantage
I think he meant brain atrophy.

all this shit is meaningless in the face of zero discipline

>>106116125 (OP)
>just wear spy glasses that will track you everywhere you go bro

>>106116125 (OP)
What about without the Metaverse? Oh wait
lol

how does this guy still find billions to invest? i thought facebook was dead

Zuckerbot just wants to spy on you when you're having sex with your wife. Can't see any other reason why he's shilling these glasses.

>>106116125 (OP)
trvth nvke

>>106116125 (OP)
There's a theory I've heard why they're pushing this:
LLMs have run out of training data, they already scraped the entire internet and the only way to get more is to record and transcribe everyday interactions and conversations.

Wouldn't these glasses get hot since they're running AI? Sounds like they'd melt to your face or if not, melt your prescription glasses

>>106116125 (OP)
>cognitive disadvantage
Says the guy who burned 50 billion on the metaverse!

>>106116125 (OP)
How can none of these retards design a pair of glasses people want to wear

>>106116125 (OP)
>put your shitty AI slop glasses on
>see video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDrj-_dB09k

amazing, total corporations death

>>106116457
it's so fucking funny how it looks worse than Second Life and that game is from what, 2007?

Wake me up when we have stimsim porn stars

>>106116125 (OP)
Mark is the world's greatest executor of ideas. Everything he tries that isn't stolen is just a waste of money.

>>106116457
where the fuck did the money go, you could make GTA6 with a billion dollars

Mark Zuckerberg says that if you don't give him money, you will be cringe and reddit.

Won't care until a CASIE mod is added to help me with my social underdevelopment.

>>106118559
She looks... nerdy

>>106116212
"Without my glass, you are nothing puny goy"
"Y.yeah, we record everything you do"
"W.well yes, you ARE the product... And you will pay for the privilege"

>>106116196
And the average /g/ tard is a standard deviation smarter than the average man. Let that sink in.

>>106116125 (OP)
What a complete faggot

>>106116196
While true, this statement also includes you.

>>106116125 (OP)
Is this the metaverse idea guy?

>>106118550
Earlier than that I believe, and even when Second Life came out, the graphics looked dated.

>>106118497
It's not running locally on the glasses, the government needs your data.

>>106116125 (OP)
I need the zucc

>>106116125 (OP)
>without AI, you'll be at a cognitive disadvant-

>>106120779
We're gonna need bigger glasses

>>106116370
Then why is your boypussy hymen still intact?

>>106118559
who is she? need to coom.

>>106118261
Scraping this data has also caused bot floods that make the data poison. They are now trying methods to be invasive and confirm-able to be human data. Enshittification from all the major players has already given everyone pause since the majority believe their phones to be intrusive. In other words, TPTB blew their load too early to get any hype around Google Glas... i mean, err, umm... Meta Mirror

>>106118559
salsa?

>>106120779
had to look it up

>>106118559
>>106119726
>>106120808
>>106121029
she fucks black guys btw

>>106116125 (OP)
Not related but why do jews love these frames so much? Its almost stereotypical at this point.. Does it sit better on their noses or what?

>>106116125 (OP)
He isn't wrong
Its not hard to imagine gpt5 or 6 type models being physically level in every field
I would honestly say the top tier llms are already smarter than the bottom 40% of humans

>>106116125 (OP)
nice glasses, poindexter
*gives zuck a noogie*

>>106121092
they take attention away from their noses

>>106116125 (OP)
>>106118261
>>106120866

>>106116125 (OP)
Zuck's been spouting a lot of nonsense about "ASI" being around the corner too. He's trying to rationalize burning 100s of millions on AI researchers who CLEARLY DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS or else they would have done it at the company he poached them off of already. Zuck is living proof that the game is rigged.

SHEITTTT GIMME DAT PHASEBUK

>>106121293
It actually amplifies it thats how i notice it in the first place. The hair, frames and nose an extra point too if they're from NY.
They always look like picrel minus the italian eyebrows and i dont think they realize it

Am I impaired right now for not using Facebook too? I'm sure Zuck has a bridge to sell us if we ask him to

>>106116212
The Google ones are arguably worse since they literally watch everything 24/7 and can recall them to you.
https://youtu.be/7nv1snJRCEI

I believe it. If not that specifically, then it'll be something else. Just like if you refuse to use smartphones or computers, you're going to have a hard time keeping up with people who do.

It's something the Unabomber warned about. That eventually, using these invasive and life altering technologies will no longer be a choice if you wish to participate in society. People act like that's some far off thini, but we're already at the point where you'd have a hard time getting a job if you refuse to carry a cellphone. And it'll just get worse as more advanced technology becomes widespread.

>>106121060
>>106120779
Language evolves. Indian English is the future, mathematically.

>>106116125 (OP)
Mark Zuckerberg is circumcised. His penile hardware and his brain will be at an eternal disavantage, no matter what technological augmentation he gets other circumcised slaves to come up with. He can't accept it. He made his deficit a personality and now it's too late.

>>106118236
See, the whole problem is the glasses are still too big and instead of woody you look like the seinfeld glasses
They look fucktarded

Until it looks exactly low profile like real glasses you cannot force adoption by a FOMO or walled garden approach

Is nobody there with balls enough to yell at this zuck dork and tell him the reason for his recent failures of ideas are because he thinks through his eyes, the eyes of a permadork that now also has money

It’s form over function for this problem
NEXT QUESTION

>>106116125 (OP)
Ohh look, the jew faggot who bet everything on Second Life 2 and lost.

Imagine not seeing an ad every 15 seconds. Literally a cognitive disadvantage for a fucking kike.

>>106121335
Every single one of the commercial VPN services does this (firefox one included).

>>106116196
autism is a superpower, at least that's what my mom told me

>>106116125 (OP)
>AR glasses
>VR glasses
>AI glasses
A lot of flops

>>106116125 (OP)
entering the vax model was a clever move

>>106123244
The... what?

>>106116125 (OP)
People who rely on AI for everything experience cognitive decline. Like, measurably.

>>106123301
Same with people who rely on a phone or a calculator.

>>106123327
is it exactly the same though?

>>106123340
I've never owned a cell phone and rarely use a calculator.
I am smarter than everyone else, despite the absence of something which should reduce cognitive load via outsourcing.
So yes, as far as I'm concerned it is. One is an evolution of the other.

>inb4 Greeks said the same about writing itself!
Similar but ultimately unrelated discussion.

>>106123365
Using a calculator is just for math specifically and if you use a search engine you at least have to think a little, AI is a bit beyond that. If you can't see it I'm afraid you are one of those "the dumber you are the smarter you think you are" people.

the only way this ever would make sense is if your phone acted as the processing unit while a smart watch could act like an EMG reader to get more precise controls.

basically, apple is the only that could do this well since they're the only ones with a nonshit watch and ecosystem to transfer stuff between devices. but they're hella locked down. if only they allowed you to adjust their wifi protocol to support not being on all the time. that would help facilitate using these smart glasses more effectively so that they only update requests when needed.

also for any of these glasses, they need to also have smart glass to be normal polarizing sunglasses, and in-glass IR LEDs to help with eye tracking while keeping the frame small. overall it needs so many redesigns.

>>106123365
>I've never owned a cell phone and rarely use a calculator.
>I am smarter than everyone else

>>106123412
Yes.

>>106123394
There is no difference. Modern search engines have been pruned down to where they don't give you anything that isn't already strongly implied by your input. It won't generate a permutation that you don't already know about, or could reasonably infer from what you already know. AI is functionally equivalent.

The branching potential on some platforms is still okay, but meh.

>>106121335
Directly or Indirectly Israeli companies owns most of the VPN's market Zuck just wanted a cut from the sweet aid money.

>>106120808
Mia Khalifa

>>106116457
I'm convinced the Metaverse was some sort of money laundering scheme there's so no way this reptilian nigger really really wasted billions without some backup plan

>>106116212
>his glasses don't run gentoo
ngmi

>>106120387
People on this board are fucking dumb. The average /g/tard is an idiot. Go look at the catalog and tell me that's a "standard deviation above" anything. No one here knows shit.

>>106121349
Maybe the researcher he bought for $250 million will have the answers. Or maybe it will be another pile of money set on fire. Zuck does appear to be randomly thrashing about in hopes for stumbling upon the next big thing.

These big corpos can't sell for shit

>>106123395
That's what they want to do. Glasses are paired to your phone and do extremely light computing like environement tracking.
They've already got a wristband for menuing but I don't think it will be needed since you'll mostly likely just be able to pilot it for 90% use cases by voice with the LLM/AI behind the wheel to understand your input.

>>106116125 (OP)
i bet that watch is worth more than my car.

>>106116125 (OP)
>midwit with autism
If he weren't a slimy jew that ruined the world I'd feel bad for him

>>106125689
Most of the catalog is bots, jeets, marketers, and bad actors who actively come here to post garbage.

>>106119681
I miss the days when not every game engine was Unreal slop, and games actually looked different from each other. That image is a hugely depressing reminder of what we've lost.

>>106116125 (OP)
Of course he would say this. All that information will be owned by them. All processed and stored in the cloud. Big Tech companies are proxies for the government. They allow the government to circumvent constitutional protections with ease.

>>106116125 (OP)
>metaverse
>threads
>vr meme
>AI glasses
How does meta manage to get the billions upon billions to spend on the most stupid fucking ideas imaginable, are facebook and instagram seriously still that much of a money maker?
When Elon does dumb shit at least it's the type it takes a few minutes of thinking to realize its stupid and/or unrealistic and he games retarded investors like a madman, but Zucc makes shit any regular person could tell is useless without thinking twice and now has flop after flop

>>106128002
theyre webshitters
what do you expect?

>>106125799
Most likely he's just trying to deprive his competitors of talent, and the compensation packages he offered them came with certain stipulations like ("must work at Meta for 5 years for full payout"). The goal is to get ahead by undermining the competition, not by outshining the competition. These are acts of desperation that one might resort to when completely out of ideas.

>>106117024
meta owns more than just facebook

>>106128002
Lame people have incredibly lame dreams. They will show you the lamest shit imaginable and say "wow gang, isn't that just the coolest?"

>>106128002
>How does meta manage to get the billions upon billions to spend on the most stupid fucking ideas imaginable
Government money

>>106128002
He's bought all the low-hanging fruit like Insta. Other than TikTok, there's nothing else he can enshit otherwise. May as well just throw cash at AI engineers. The moar! dumb shit you buy, better your investors love you. And his inevitable doom from being a bankrupt of ideas hebrew gets shoved back under the rug for another few months.

>>106125655
this might be true

>>106116125 (OP)
yes its true. because you will get facebook top suggested answer in conversations.

if you dont answer straight away, people will just walk away. normal delay will feel like a 3 minute youtube video, when it could be done more effectively in a 3 sec tiktok.

>>106126457
F.P. Journe so the real issue is that you couldn't buy it even if you wanted to, they only make one thousand a year and all the wealthiest fat fucks are lining up to get them

>>106116125 (OP)
He also said everyone in the world would do everything in the Metaverse within a few years and wasted a trillion dollars on that bullshit.

>>106118261
If true then that's the end of AI advancement. Maybe it'll get a little bit better as they tweak algorithms and rescan what they've scraped before they unleashed AI to poison the internet but this is about the level of AI that we're stuck with.

>>106116125 (OP)
ahahah

I love that he can't think of a single example use case for his dumb fucking shit.

>y-you'll be at a disadvantage!
oyvey ... wait, how?
>y-you just w-will. buy product!!!

>>106129791
But...

...that doesn't matter anymore.

Like it used to matter what other fucks thought of you. It's instinctive to care, but it's pointless and retarded now.

OPTICS. DON'T. MATTER.

ie you can't improve your career by looking good.

You can't get a woman by "looking cool" or whatever, it doesn't work.

There's no value to all the world of all your dumb stuff.

That's why I only use my phone as a cloak to seem as you fools are. I have little interest in what's on it (and it's substantially greater than you, I use it as a library to upgrade my meat computer).

Your primary use of technology should be to enhance your mind palaces, and structure your mind palace renovations.

>>106116125 (OP)
He's so boringly malignant. Just flick the little freak away.

>>106129902
>Like it used to matter what other fucks thought of you. It's instinctive to care, but it's pointless and retarded now.
in a world where internet ID is coming, people will use ai to boost their online presence. since it will be a big contrast with real life, they will need ai to take over it also, or the contrast is to big between online and RL.

>ie you can't improve your career by looking good.
>doesn't mastery look good?

>You can't get a woman by "looking cool" or whatever, it doesn't work.
what is cool is up to to woman, some think money is cool.

>There's no value to all the world of all your dumb stuff.
the Japanese has a saying called moe, where you look at your anime figurine collection and feel pleasure in your whole body.

>That's why I only use my phone as a cloak to seem as you fools are. I have little interest in what's on it (and it's substantially greater than you, I use it as a library to upgrade my meat computer).
why do you try to fit in by wearing your cloak? live, wear 3 watches on each arm, you are almost there.

>Your primary use of technology should be to enhance your mind palaces, and structure your mind palace renovations.
vibe thinking is the future, old man.

>>106129811
They seem to average 500 000$ so I actually couldn't buy them.

>>106116125 (OP)
how do they expect it to work for people that actually wear glasses. Is he a moron? There is no way you can simply buy such thing for your prescription.

>>106131112
Obviously they would sell you versions with prescription lenses. They're not that hard to make

>>106116125 (OP)
We're at the VR revival stage of the bubble... yikes

On his company’s Wednesday earnings call, Zuckerberg said he’d feel disadvantaged if he didn’t wear his contact lenses for a day. Then he said he thinks that in the future, if you don’t wear glasses with AI or another AI-infused device, you’ll similarly be “at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage compared to other people who you’re working with, or competing against.”
Eleven years after the ill-fated release of Google Glass, which prompted a backlash and gave rise to the term “glasshole,” Zuckerberg’s vision is of a thoroughly altered way of life, where we interact with each other through a veil of technology. One can imagine that his “AI assistant” could be in constant dialogue with the glasses’ wearer, creating an always-on stream of ideas, images and words — a task for which we currently rely on our brains and, to an extent, our phones. These glasses’ uses could violate; they could also feel totally bizarre. The person you’re talking to might record you without you knowing, or get tips from their glasses on who you are and what to say. They might also be watching an Instagram Reel in the corner of their eye.
Glasses, Zuckerberg said, are “basically going to be the ideal form factor for AI” and “are going to be the ideal way to blend the physical and digital worlds together.”
Those predictions each tie to places where Meta has invested heavily. For years, Meta poured money into popular virtual reality and mixed-reality Quest headsets while peddling the less popular idea of a digital “metaverse” where we’d live part of our lives. And more recently, the company has gone full tilt investing in AI development, putting tens of billions of dollars toward data centers and offering staggering pay packages to top researchers.

>>106116125 (OP)
He stole a good idea 20 years ago, why is he the authority on everything tech related again?

>>106116125 (OP)
yup, time to become a terrorist

>>106131667
I do like his idealism

>the slimy metaverse guy threatens you with eugenic disadvantage if you don't wear his turd glasses
kek

>>106116125 (OP)
people are really diving headfirst into turning themselves into literal corporate zombies, aren't they?
as long as it's obvious, like a fucking pair of oversized glasses, it's fine
when chip implants come in, it's game over
every human interaction will be filtered both ways by some mega corp's AI

>>106135853
>people are really diving headfirst into turning themselves into literal corporate zombies, aren't they?
It's the new feudalism, it's cool

>>106116125 (OP)
> Marketing ploy by a tech giant
Well I never!

>>106125579
not her, too white.

>>106131667
>Glasses, Zuckerberg said, are “basically going to be the ideal form factor for AI”
Well, having spent $150B, we now know what DEFINITELY WILL NOT, UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER, prove to be the ideal AI form factor, if that's even a thing. idk how you make money out of this certain info tho. Shorting share prices which defy rationality is a fools errand.

>>106121973
Genocide has been a fact of human existence basically forever. Indians won't be around past 2050 or so.

>>106116125 (OP)
Holy shit, imagine a cage with a digital rat in it forever on your head.

>>106116370
>I fuck
>Second Life

>>106116125 (OP)
>cognitive disadvantage is le bad

Have you noticed, that people with down syndrome are always happy and super intelligent people are always depressed?

Zuckerberg wants to be the next Steve Jobs so fucking bad, he NEEDS this to be the iphone of the next generation.

but that's just not how it works

>>106137355
I almost feel bad for him, it's like a special needs kid thinking he can be an astronaut. Now imagine the retarded kid somehow has billions to blow on building a retarded rocket. This is Zucc.

>>106131803
because he's a jew

>>106116125 (OP)
Disadvantaged how? Is it gonna be like a predator helmet with multiple modes of vision and auto aim?

>>106116125 (OP)
Imagine spending your entire adult life chasing a success to match the one you stole from someone else in your 20’s. Absolute proof that CEOs are overpaid and generally worthless.

>>106116125 (OP)
I'm still not giving you a dime and you're not taking my information or invading my privacy.

>>106116125 (OP)
#ZuckOnIt

>>106123294
Do they come in a thicker model with perhaps a cool, white stripe down the middle?

This nigga has been wrong about literally every single thing he said and did for the past decade.
Why do people still care?

>>106116125 (OP)
Cognitively disadvantaged people don't season dey glasses.

>>106120608
Me on the right.

>>106116196
and still here we have intelligent people, think what will happen when the mainstream bitch/dude/faggot use that crap, retardation will increase dramatically. A lot of people dont even know hhow to do basic math, just wait for them to use something that can replace their already handicaped brains...

>>106143058
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>>106116125 (OP)
>you'll be at 'cognitive disadvantage'
For what, arguing with people on the street?
Any jobs that would benefit from this are done in front of a computer anyway.

>>106143058
>>106144148
>>106145358

Onions Tard spotted.

>>106116457
roblox...

>>106145842
For everything.

>>106116125 (OP)
Mark Zuckerberg also said we'd all be living in his metaverse by now.
He's full of shit.

>>106146334
maybe we are

>>106116125 (OP)
With what AR glasses? VR brain-broke this fucking retard. If not even Apple can make shit like that instead of what they actually did (Apple Vision Pro), what does this moron who went all in on the "metaverse" and produced the most retarded shit imaginable think he can do? He lives in delulu land.

>>106144148
>>106145358
>>106145926
Schizo samefag.

>>106121973
The short-term future of sub-humanity, yes.
>>106136472
Based physical removal enthusiast. See you on the culling fields.

>>106116457
>>106118236
*virtual carpet

>>106148455
*virtual AR carpet that only I and other people that enter my house with AR glasses can see.

My virtual (but real to me) bar in the Metaverse is not so busy these days lads. Any ideas how I could drum up more passing trade?

Imagine a reality where everyone is using AR glasses and people stick a QR code on their forehead so that every time you look at them through the glasses an AR filter gets automatically applied.

https://youtu.be/Xl1KPgwNigk
https://youtu.be/t_QJbsu6eok

>>106116125 (OP)
>Mark "I've thrown 30B down the drain with a DOA project" Zuckerberg
I had ads on my local TV channel about Meta, for fuck sake.

"I just cant..mmgh.. stop.. hrmmm.. sucking.. jewish cock!"

I guess Ill be that one homeless nigger using his actual senses to see the world around himself instead of Zogvision propaganda glasses. Sad.