Thread 106117671

>wake up
>looking forward to another exciting day of using the world wide web
>want to read about my favorite land mammal

>www.google.com
>"zebra"
1. AI Overview: (twenty paragraphs of AI having a schizophrenic meltdown)
2. The Zebra® Official Site
3. Zebra Technologies | Visible. Connected. Optimized.

>realize google is unusable garbage now
>guess i'll try somewhere else

>www.reddit.com
>"zebra"
1. Answers: Redditors offer insights into... (twenty paragraphs of AI autism)
2. r/DonkeyKongBonanza
3. r/PlanetZoo

>wow, reddit is still unusable garbage but got worse somehow
>i'll just watch some videos

>www.youtube.com
>every inch of my screen is covered in either ads, AI slop, shorts slop, Mr. Beast, or videos i've already watched
>click on the Mr. Beast video
>ID verification required

>>106117671 (OP)
>he doesn't know how to use the nu-internet

Ok boomer.

>>106117671 (OP)
another zoomer destroyed by ID verification.
the internet is healing.

"zebra animal"
Wow was that so hard?

>>106117858
>you just need to specify "zebra animal"!
Why? Google knows exactly what I'm looking for. It had the algorithm correct for decades.

When I search the word "zebra", it seems pretty obvious that I am not searching for a fucking insurance company, nor am I searching for a fucking pen company, printer company, or an awful AI answer to "How many teeth do zebras have?"

Start self hosting anon. I took the path and I'm glad I'm learning how to use and host tools to make the web better, stop feeding the beast known as google.

seems fine to me
there are 2 zebra technologies links but all the other results are from zoos/animal related

>>106117671 (OP)
use https://start.duckduckgo.com/ instead

>>106117825
I should load a gun and unload it either in my own head, or head of a random politician in my country. That's how I use the nu-internet. Right?

>>106117854
The world is rotting. Imagine how retarded the future generation of kids will be, deprived of all possible information aside from groomer brainrot shorts with kunafa Dubai.
The internet is not healing either. Despite all of those restrictions, censorship and purges reach a record high, and show no signs of slowing down.

>>106117671 (OP)
I googled "boys anti-tank rifle skids" and its AI shat out some bullshit about how i thought i mistyped the word "squads". I literally know someone with a boys anti-tank rifle with skids so the AI is retarded [as expected]

>>106118312
>>106117671 (OP)
No. This shit doesn't work either.
Use SearXNG.

>>106117671 (OP)
>you can listen to the zebra
sovl

>>106118574
>SearXNG
It outputs random garbage instead of what I searched for.

>>106118589
>cat
I didnt even tho google did that wtf

>>106118599
The build your own search engine that profiles your searches over time and skews them towards results that fit your preferences like Google used to before.