Thread 106124290

Remember to occasionally lie online. Invent stories, memories and anecdotes. Change major and minor details of personal events. Once in a while argue fervently against things that you believe in. Never tell the truth when a lie will suffice, and never be yourself when a vague approximation will do. The bots and data miners are designed to consume everything that you post online without differentiation between the truths and fabrications.

>>106124290 (OP)
Thank you, good tailor.

I think that's stupid.

>>106124348
That's a good start, anon. Keep going.

shit idea (silently agreeing)

>>106124290 (OP)
>occasionally
nah, I prefer to lie all the time

>>106124355
I would be thankful that you got it but in keeping with the theme everything is not what it seems.

I like to search completely random and opposite things that way any type of profile they try to create will be at least 50% wrong and their prediction engines will be way off. Works for ads too.

>>106124290 (OP)
>occasionally
every truth you say online can and will be used against you

>>106124374
so can every lie

>>106124290 (OP)
Good point.
I love Israel so much that it is unreal bros.

>>106124290 (OP)
you've just put yourself into category #1 surveillance : potential extremist and enemy of the state.

good job triggering yourself, faggot.

>>106124414
How did you know I'm gay???

>>106124414
what if he lied tho? is lying in public illegal?

>>106124431
because only a low IQ attention whore would announce things on a public forum.
the chances of you being a homoseuxal are extremely high

>>106124445
what if you're lying? what if OP gives you hetero alpha male vibes? how could we know?

>>106124290 (OP)
When that drama happened earlier on this year with the hacks did anything come out about how anonymous posts are handled? If there's no country flag attributed to a post then how do they know what country it's from?

>>106124414

i lay in bed at night hoping I gave the agent in charge of my case a good chuckle that day

>>106124372
>I like to search completely random and opposite things that way any type of profile they try to create will be at least 50% wrong and their prediction engines will be way off. Works for ads too.
I haven't seen an ad in so many years. How do people use the internet without some kind of adblock?

>>106124663
I actually feel bad for smaller youtube creators and I have a browser set up without adblock and I open the video there in a 2nd virtual screen on mute so they get the ad revenue. am I weird?

>>106124579
Be the reason why someone enjoys going to work.

>>106124679
>I actually feel bad for smaller youtube creators and I have a browser set up without adblock and I open the video there in a 2nd virtual screen on mute so they get the ad revenue. am I weird?
That sounds like a lot of work but i'd just say you're a good person at heart. Keep on keeping on.

>>106124290 (OP)
I always do

>>106124290 (OP)
You're like those gangstas that thinks putting several different manufacturer's bullets into their gun will somehow make them undetectable. Subwit logic.

The proper solution is to never talk about yourself ever in any capacity.

>>106124290 (OP)
disinformation is more powerful than misinformation. these are precisely the tactics that our hero john mcafee used to escape the feds in south america for years.

>>106124679
Yeah you're kinda weird, if they have any sort of patreon or paypal just send them $5 and it'll be more than your lifetime total contributions to their ad revenue would have been
I think there might be a way to even send it through youtube itself with like paid comments or something? So you might be able to do it even if they never set up any donation link

>>106124365
Just never tell the same lie twice.

I like cocks by the way.

>>106124290 (OP)
I was thinking about writing some sort of normie traffic bot the other day. It would just randomly visit normie news websites and read garbage on reddit and watch the latest Mr beast videos and shit like that. It could make posts and parrot generic normie talking points. Might be an interesting project.

what happens if i never troll except when i do?

thanks garak

>>106124290 (OP)
>all this effort
You are just digging yourself deeper.

>>106124290 (OP)
Or just like... Go outside and... Use your phone.... To make real friends....

>>106124290 (OP)
Oh wait I forgot, giving out your phone number to people is dangerous, ooooh noooo oooh my goood, it's sooo dangerous, buuuut online where there is less accountability it'sss ssaaaaaaaaafe, ooooooh noooo im soooo scared

>>106124290 (OP)
>without differentiation between the truths and fabrications
At this point there is really no difference. And if there is, it does nor matter anyway.

>>106124290 (OP)
This is why I am a raging obese tranny that loves arch troonix.
Definitely not a paid troll for microcock.
4D CHESS BITCHES.