Thread 106124902 - /g/ [Archived: 451 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:01:09 AM No.106124902
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When zoomers have ChatGPT wipe their ass for them. They aren't hooked up to the Elon Musk Tesla Paraprofessional Bots so they might have to ask mom or dad to help. Maybe Siri could grow an appendage or something
Stop worshipping your smartphone and GET A REAL FUCKING JOB
Boomers know how to get around just fine without Siri putting a bib around their neck so they don't spill food on their JNCOs they bought on EBay for 500 bucks cause they want to LARP as someone who was alive in 2000. "It's really weird you don't have a smartphone" CAUSE YOUR PARENTS BUST THEIR ASSES TO FOOT THE BILL FOR YOUR BUM ASS
I'm getting my gun. You'll never get to see The Matrix in Theaters the day it came out.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:10:17 AM No.106124945
>>106124902 (OP)
/qa/ lost