Thread 106127429

no

The slop never ends.

I'd buy that simply because it doesn't have a shitty front camera notch/dot thing

>see product, look for more info
>product marketed as AI-something
>all interest is immediately lost
Grim times. It's so fucking hard to keep any interest in new things.

>>106127429 (OP)
I'd buy that if it didn't cost >$600

>>106127429 (OP)
>sized so no video fits correctly
>twice as thick and extra point of failure because of folding camera

>>106127429 (OP)
Retarded ratio, the whole point of a small phone is to be able to type with a single hand, this one is so wide you can't and then the keyboard hides 90% of your screen.

>>106127604
Yeah reminds me of the stupid ass BB passport

>>106127429 (OP)
Looks like another nightmare for web dev.

>>106127429 (OP)
China is becoming a very competent manufacturer. However, Chairman Mao eradicated the creative gene from the Chinese gene pool in the 50's and 60's.
They are, as a consequence, creatively impaired.
Ex, a ski equipment company get bought by the Chinese, proceed to outsource manufacturing to China, then R&D follow...
Months later, R&D is back to the original country because Epic creative flaccidity no Viagra can cure.
It's real. I experienced it second hand.

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI, EAT ANOTHER NUKE YOU SEMEN GARGLING FAGGOT.

>>106127489
>Kickstarter grift
Found 2025's Fell For It Award candidate

>>106127604
(two) female hands typed this post

>>106127884
Trying to capitalize on the success of the Titan 2 Kickstarter it seems like

>>106127963
Guess this was bound to be inevitable when everything is frigging slab.
It's the free global internet part that bothers me, however.

>>106127993
It's probably a VPN or some stupid shit like that

>>106127884
AI really is the new blockchain

>>106127429 (OP)
Ideally flip/fold meme tech can be used for an actually functional small phones, with access to bigger screen ONLY when needed
But flip is too small and unusable when closed while fold is too big (too long) when folded

>>106127993
Yeah free Global Internet trips all of my scam alarms

>>106127734
Good, webdevs deserve suffering

>>106127927
I'm a man and i use a xperia 1 vi.

I can type with a single hand but two is more comfortable on it desu.

Galaxy s9 had a nice ratio to single hand type.

>>106127429 (OP)
This is genuinely cool. It's odd, people here are all about "EVERYTHING'S THE SAME NOW BUT BACK THEN IT WAS SOVL BECAUSE WE HAD SO MANY UNIQUE DESIGNS" and then an unique design comes along and people hate it, I like it a lot.

>>106127884
>AI podcast
wtf am I reading

>that camera
just make it a magnetic snap on or something, that flip camera shit looks fragile, obnoxious, and retarded

>>106127884
Free global Internet?

>>106127676
passport was the best phone ever made and the best one for typing

>>106127458
this
I hate this shit so much
there are phones with screens on the back that still have camera holes in the main screen for whatever reason

>>106127429 (OP)
>never show typing on it
hmm yes i see

>>106129536
See >>106127993

>>106127734
Damn, I want one now.

>>106130349
I have a fold 7 and the fucking phone has a dedicated selfie camera in every single screen plus 3 main cameras, for God's fucking sake, just make people use the main cameras with the phone unfolded or use better under screen tech like on the gaming phones.

>>106127429 (OP)
Probably not. but it's fun to see some funky designs.

But what the fuck is AI internet??? Some new sat internet like ASTS?

>>106127429 (OP)
>only one camera
>4:3 or 1:1 (can't tell)
>multiple physical buttons
>made of metal
Where can I buy it? If it's cheap, it's pretty much what I want.

>>106127429 (OP)
Yes it's called the Samsung Flip

>>106131744
I think it's like the facebook phones in poor african countries. You can only use it on their low bandwidth, plain text AI website.

>>106127429 (OP)
>another medium to watch mindslop

All I need is a clicks keyboard and I'm set

>>106127489
Kys esl jeet

if more small phones were like the unihertz jelly star, hopefully

>>106132579
Insecure EOP moment

>>106132642
This, we need more phones suitable for cramming up a rectum and smuggling into prison.

i'd like a return to something like this

>>106127429 (OP)
Why the fuck is the camera on his face while he is doing inane shit?
>listening to music
>watching instathots
>pretty much anything other than locked and taking a non selfie photograph

>>106133317
Same. I really miss slide-out physical keyboards.

>>106133317
I'd like to think that the sidekick could make a comeback

>>106127429 (OP)
>Card sized
What kind of card?

>>106130226
>yeth! free internet for everyone

Add a keyboard
Make it smaller
Would be nice

>>106129076
>One hand

>>106133317
Cant you just use a external keyboard mod or something which attaches to the usb-c (or thunderbolt) port at the bottom, like that one mod for the iphone iirc?

society in 2025 still cant manage to make a phone without a hole in the screen
why would anything nice ever happen

>>106127884
>FREE GLOBAL INTERNET BUILT-IN
>AI VISUAL
>AI PODCAST
>AI THINKING

>>106127458
yes!
I wish some designer at apple felt the same and came up with some slick hinge or slide or clicky clack thing that would set iphones apart and make everyone suddenly want it
>>106131726
everything about notches and cameras on phones feels like a sick joke made exclusively to piss me off. it just doesn't feel real
yeah, let's add a giant fucking bulge to one corner of this slick black slab
hope you don't have trypophobia, because we this camera has 18 lenses now
ALSO, YOUR BEAUTIFUL OLED SCREEN COMES WITH A HUGE CLUSTER OF DEAD PIXELS ENJOY MOTHERFUCKER

>>106130226
if it was really free unlimited global internet i would just buy it because of it and just use it as internet modem

but i bet it will be some 800MB limit internet or some shit

>>106127429 (OP)
>wooah
good taste

>>106133936
Like this?

>>106134863
Redmagic says hi.
>>106135822
I can put up with these abominations except with the removal of the card slot and jack. Fuck fuck fuck these form over function retards. Oh wait they even fucked with forms now.

>>106127734
good
web is for desktops, not phones
posted from blue btw

>>106137747
The thing is they make website optimized for smartphone scrolling. That's why so many websites now has so much blank space.

>>106138251
fucking WAP sites did it better 20 years ago

>>106137444
close, but that makes it bigger. Just have the keyboard hide away somehow.

>>106138251
I always thought it was because people on phones can't click on small buttons for some reason. Anyway, it's high time we make phones more like desktops. A scroll "wheel" (probably touch pad) would help phones immensely. A full touchpad with mouse on the back would be insanely good. Anything to get people to stop tapping on the screen for everything. Touchscreens are a cancer on design.

>>106138394
> With mouse on the back
I mean a mouse pointer on phones. So you can move around and click on things without touching the screen.

All I want in my life is a modern smartphone with a slideout keyboard and an unlocked bootloader.

>>106127429 (OP)
I want an iPhone mini with no island/notch/hole and let's me completely delete Safari and iCloud.

>>106138767
And open-sourced third-party security updates forever.

>>106138394
How about physical GKOS on the back (granted, only autismos would like that) plus thinkpad's clit + mouse buttons?