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Anonymous No.106127429 >>106127563 >>106127601 >>106127604 >>106127734 >>106127741 >>106128308 >>106129536 >>106130470 >>106131744 >>106131757 >>106131809 >>106132149 >>106133340 >>106133908 >>106136833 >>106139204
Does this mean small phones are coming back?
Anonymous No.106127438
no
Anonymous No.106127449
The slop never ends.
Anonymous No.106127458 >>106130349 >>106135822
I'd buy that simply because it doesn't have a shitty front camera notch/dot thing
Anonymous No.106127489 >>106127884 >>106132579
>see product, look for more info
>product marketed as AI-something
>all interest is immediately lost
Grim times. It's so fucking hard to keep any interest in new things.
Anonymous No.106127563
>>106127429 (OP)
I'd buy that if it didn't cost >$600
Anonymous No.106127601
>>106127429 (OP)
>sized so no video fits correctly
>twice as thick and extra point of failure because of folding camera
Anonymous No.106127604 >>106127676 >>106127927
>>106127429 (OP)
Retarded ratio, the whole point of a small phone is to be able to type with a single hand, this one is so wide you can't and then the keyboard hides 90% of your screen.
Anonymous No.106127676 >>106130232
>>106127604
Yeah reminds me of the stupid ass BB passport
Anonymous No.106127734 >>106128673 >>106131693 >>106137747
>>106127429 (OP)
Looks like another nightmare for web dev.
Anonymous No.106127741
>>106127429 (OP)
China is becoming a very competent manufacturer. However, Chairman Mao eradicated the creative gene from the Chinese gene pool in the 50's and 60's.
They are, as a consequence, creatively impaired.
Ex, a ski equipment company get bought by the Chinese, proceed to outsource manufacturing to China, then R&D follow...
Months later, R&D is back to the original country because Epic creative flaccidity no Viagra can cure.
It's real. I experienced it second hand.

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI, EAT ANOTHER NUKE YOU SEMEN GARGLING FAGGOT.
Anonymous No.106127884 >>106127963 >>106128296 >>106129618 >>106130226 >>106134940
>>106127489
>Kickstarter grift
Found 2025's Fell For It Award candidate
Anonymous No.106127927 >>106129076
>>106127604
(two) female hands typed this post
Anonymous No.106127963 >>106127993
>>106127884
Trying to capitalize on the success of the Titan 2 Kickstarter it seems like
Anonymous No.106127993 >>106128272 >>106128629 >>106131269
>>106127963
Guess this was bound to be inevitable when everything is frigging slab.
It's the free global internet part that bothers me, however.
Anonymous No.106128272
>>106127993
It's probably a VPN or some stupid shit like that
Anonymous No.106128296
>>106127884
AI really is the new blockchain
Anonymous No.106128308
>>106127429 (OP)
Ideally flip/fold meme tech can be used for an actually functional small phones, with access to bigger screen ONLY when needed
But flip is too small and unusable when closed while fold is too big (too long) when folded
Anonymous No.106128629
>>106127993
Yeah free Global Internet trips all of my scam alarms
Anonymous No.106128673
>>106127734
Good, webdevs deserve suffering
Anonymous No.106129076 >>106134759
>>106127927
I'm a man and i use a xperia 1 vi.

I can type with a single hand but two is more comfortable on it desu.

Galaxy s9 had a nice ratio to single hand type.
Anonymous No.106129536 >>106131269
>>106127429 (OP)
This is genuinely cool. It's odd, people here are all about "EVERYTHING'S THE SAME NOW BUT BACK THEN IT WAS SOVL BECAUSE WE HAD SO MANY UNIQUE DESIGNS" and then an unique design comes along and people hate it, I like it a lot.
Anonymous No.106129618
>>106127884
>AI podcast
wtf am I reading
Anonymous No.106129999
>that camera
just make it a magnetic snap on or something, that flip camera shit looks fragile, obnoxious, and retarded
Anonymous No.106130226 >>106133928 >>106136775
>>106127884
Free global Internet?
Anonymous No.106130232
>>106127676
passport was the best phone ever made and the best one for typing
Anonymous No.106130349 >>106131726
>>106127458
this
I hate this shit so much
there are phones with screens on the back that still have camera holes in the main screen for whatever reason
Anonymous No.106130470
>>106127429 (OP)
>never show typing on it
hmm yes i see
Anonymous No.106131269
>>106129536
See >>106127993
Anonymous No.106131693
>>106127734
Damn, I want one now.
Anonymous No.106131726 >>106135822
>>106130349
I have a fold 7 and the fucking phone has a dedicated selfie camera in every single screen plus 3 main cameras, for God's fucking sake, just make people use the main cameras with the phone unfolded or use better under screen tech like on the gaming phones.
Anonymous No.106131744 >>106131884
>>106127429 (OP)
Probably not. but it's fun to see some funky designs.

But what the fuck is AI internet??? Some new sat internet like ASTS?
Anonymous No.106131757
>>106127429 (OP)
>only one camera
>4:3 or 1:1 (can't tell)
>multiple physical buttons
>made of metal
Where can I buy it? If it's cheap, it's pretty much what I want.
Anonymous No.106131809
>>106127429 (OP)
Yes it's called the Samsung Flip
Anonymous No.106131884
>>106131744
I think it's like the facebook phones in poor african countries. You can only use it on their low bandwidth, plain text AI website.
Anonymous No.106132149
>>106127429 (OP)
>another medium to watch mindslop
Anonymous No.106132310
All I need is a clicks keyboard and I'm set
Anonymous No.106132560
>mediatek
Anonymous No.106132579 >>106132863
>>106127489
Kys esl jeet
Anonymous No.106132642 >>106133273
if more small phones were like the unihertz jelly star, hopefully
Anonymous No.106132863
>>106132579
Insecure EOP moment
Anonymous No.106133273
>>106132642
This, we need more phones suitable for cramming up a rectum and smuggling into prison.
Anonymous No.106133317 >>106133346 >>106133874 >>106134777
i'd like a return to something like this
Anonymous No.106133340
>>106127429 (OP)
Why the fuck is the camera on his face while he is doing inane shit?
>listening to music
>watching instathots
>pretty much anything other than locked and taking a non selfie photograph
Anonymous No.106133346
>>106133317
Same. I really miss slide-out physical keyboards.
Anonymous No.106133874
>>106133317
I'd like to think that the sidekick could make a comeback
Anonymous No.106133908
>>106127429 (OP)
>Card sized
What kind of card?
Anonymous No.106133928
>>106130226
>yeth! free internet for everyone
Anonymous No.106133936 >>106137444
Add a keyboard
Make it smaller
Would be nice
Anonymous No.106134759
>>106129076
>One hand
Anonymous No.106134777
>>106133317
Cant you just use a external keyboard mod or something which attaches to the usb-c (or thunderbolt) port at the bottom, like that one mod for the iphone iirc?
Anonymous No.106134863 >>106137540
society in 2025 still cant manage to make a phone without a hole in the screen
why would anything nice ever happen
Anonymous No.106134940
>>106127884
>FREE GLOBAL INTERNET BUILT-IN
>AI VISUAL
>AI PODCAST
>AI THINKING
Anonymous No.106135822 >>106137540
>>106127458
yes!
I wish some designer at apple felt the same and came up with some slick hinge or slide or clicky clack thing that would set iphones apart and make everyone suddenly want it
>>106131726
everything about notches and cameras on phones feels like a sick joke made exclusively to piss me off. it just doesn't feel real
yeah, let's add a giant fucking bulge to one corner of this slick black slab
hope you don't have trypophobia, because we this camera has 18 lenses now
ALSO, YOUR BEAUTIFUL OLED SCREEN COMES WITH A HUGE CLUSTER OF DEAD PIXELS ENJOY MOTHERFUCKER
Anonymous No.106136775
>>106130226
if it was really free unlimited global internet i would just buy it because of it and just use it as internet modem

but i bet it will be some 800MB limit internet or some shit
Anonymous No.106136833
>>106127429 (OP)
>wooah
good taste
Anonymous No.106137444 >>106138394
>>106133936
Like this?
Anonymous No.106137540
>>106134863
Redmagic says hi.
>>106135822
I can put up with these abominations except with the removal of the card slot and jack. Fuck fuck fuck these form over function retards. Oh wait they even fucked with forms now.
Anonymous No.106137747 >>106138251
>>106127734
good
web is for desktops, not phones
posted from blue btw
Anonymous No.106138251 >>106138315 >>106138394
>>106137747
The thing is they make website optimized for smartphone scrolling. That's why so many websites now has so much blank space.
Anonymous No.106138315
>>106138251
fucking WAP sites did it better 20 years ago
Anonymous No.106138394 >>106138414 >>106139456
>>106137444
close, but that makes it bigger. Just have the keyboard hide away somehow.

>>106138251
I always thought it was because people on phones can't click on small buttons for some reason. Anyway, it's high time we make phones more like desktops. A scroll "wheel" (probably touch pad) would help phones immensely. A full touchpad with mouse on the back would be insanely good. Anything to get people to stop tapping on the screen for everything. Touchscreens are a cancer on design.
Anonymous No.106138414
>>106138394
> With mouse on the back
I mean a mouse pointer on phones. So you can move around and click on things without touching the screen.
Anonymous No.106138767 >>106139234
All I want in my life is a modern smartphone with a slideout keyboard and an unlocked bootloader.
Anonymous No.106139204
>>106127429 (OP)
I want an iPhone mini with no island/notch/hole and let's me completely delete Safari and iCloud.
Anonymous No.106139234
>>106138767
And open-sourced third-party security updates forever.
Anonymous No.106139456
>>106138394
How about physical GKOS on the back (granted, only autismos would like that) plus thinkpad's clit + mouse buttons?