Is this what working at Microsoft is like?

>>106128298 (OP)
>brown hands serving you food
Enjoy the special sauce.

>>106128510
Everyone in the video is brown.

>>106128298 (OP)
Female Adult Daycare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P63oXaR3aug

>>106128298 (OP)
Moments before the layoff.

kek there's no way this economy is real
bitch is working like a grand total of 3 hours a day between all the snacks and smalltalk and gossiping and getting paid like in the 90th percentile for that
I'm mad not because I want a boring soulesss job like this or because she's more successful than me, I'm mad that everyone is somehow ok with this and that it's an infinite rat race to the top
get to the top 1% and you can spit on the bottom 99% scum, it's just that easy bro as long as you are some patrick bateman type of shit schizoid manipulator narcissist or something
what's even funnies is that the execs are like getting 100x her wage while doing even less

>>106128298 (OP)
Here's what mine looks like
>Clock in at 9
>Coffee, breakfast and cig break with the guys till 10
>The hellish morning meeting where I have to listen to a fat chick rambling till 10:30 (hopefully) or 11 if I'm unlucky
>I mute the sound so I just pretend I'm listening
>If someone needs me they will ping
>I just can't stand her
>11:30 second cig and coffee break till 12.
>I deserve it for going through this hellish meeting
>12-1 I leave vscode open and pretend I am working while listening to mustic
>1-2 Lunch break followed by coffee and cig break
>2-3:30 Pretend I am working again. Browse the internet in my laptop screen while the main screen has vscode open
>3:30-4:00 final cig and coffee break
>4-5 Mark every single email read without reading it. Commit some bullshit to appear as I have been working all day
>5 Clock out

>>106128600
Cope, women will always have a job because they produce nuclear-grade gossip which causes infighting and prevents unionization
Not to mention men will perform better to attract their favor
They are also assuredly going to turn right around and feed their paycheck right back into the machine
Women are an incredible investment for any company of decent size

>>106128298 (OP)
Why would you be stupid enough to post this? If you happen to have a pie job, then hide it and hope no one figures it out. This is begging to get canned, and also to screw over your fellow employees who will end up losing all those perks. Imagine the board meeting after one of them sees this online.

>>106128608
Shut the fuck up and go back to the cagie wagie

>>106128298 (OP)
where is the work? I only see some dumb, rape material bitch checking into her adult daycare.

>>106128675
I'm a professional neet with a cs degree
I fapped 2 times today and now I will play a jrpg game (dragon quest 11)
so no, I won't endure the humiliation of the wagie cagie and I'm free to criticize whoever I want even if I'm a worthless parasite leeching off gibs

>>106128298 (OP)
You become a woman if you work there? Chat is this real?

>>106128697
Can't decide if I'm calling based or cringe.

>>106128298 (OP)
I work at MSFT (from Redmond) and the indian teams are so fucking bad. Like straight up retarded engineers who even a PM can code circles around. Our org is shifting more and more of the critical services to them too, so all those outages you see in the news are recently caused by stupid fucking infra changes that the indian teams do. I can count on one hand the number of competent engineers from the india office I have worked with over the past 10 years (all the good ones moved to Redmond already anyway).

>>106128733
I don't care

>>106128651
Here's mine
>walk to work
>clock in at 9:30
>look at tickets
>drive to some dumbass in the next town who can't manage to plug in our fiber ONT and router
>drive back
>look at tickets and maybe phone some dumbass customers if I feel like it
>make fun of our dumbass customers with coworkers
>12:00 to 13:00: lunch break
>drive to some of our OLTs and patch a few fiber cables
>drive back
>enable some GPON ONTs that got sent to our customers
>help tech illiterate coworkers
>pretend to work some more and chat with coworkers
>clock out at 6pm, walk home

>>106128734
Does Microsoft even have any white people still working for them?

>>106128608
The video is in some Indian office. I can tel because I’ve been to my company’s Indian office and it looks exactly the same. This bitch is making between 20 and 30k USD a year

>>106128927
Just enough white wamen to keep jeets from shitting on the floor.

>>106128927
My boss is white, but the entire rest of my team (so 5/7 of us) are all brown. I'm getting moved to another team soon, and I bet I will be the only white person, so it's probably over for me.

>>106128734
I can also confirm that. We don’t pay as much as the big guys so I thought we were getting the bottom of the barrel trash and all the competent ones went to microshaft and ibm and the likes but in a way it’s reassuring to see it’s the same everywhere

>>106129010
Yeah the feeling I get is they would be very happy if we left and stopped exposing their uselessness with our average competence

>>106128922
Sounds fun. What's your salary like?

>>106128927
No. Nadella has Jeetified the company 100%.

>>106128957
It's the IDC (India Development Center) for Microsoft in Hyderabad, I've visited it before.

>>106128298 (OP)
they're all brown no wonder winblows is shit

>>106129071
DESIGNATED

>>106129010
I worked there in seattle around 15 years ago. We primarily wrote the .NET AD security stuff.
There was about 300 of us, I was the only non-indian, except our manager was a white dude that came in with a suit and tie and sat at the front.
I always looked for test results and feedback from testing on code that I wrote and fixed it. Everyone else always waited to be assigned the bug.
We lived in these dorm-like apartments, usually 4 or 5 to a single place, but I was lucky I got housed with a chinese guy and we were the only 2 in our apt. He didn’t work in my group though, but he told me he was the only non-indian guy in his group, too.
We couldn’t be direct MS employees because of some legal incident/judgement against MS so we were actually contractors in this thin shell company, but essentially we worked for MS.
My impression was that most of the “white” or non-indian “developers” that interacted with the public were “face men” and didn’t really know or do any coding although we’d get questions from them and they’d re-write our responses.
This was at least 15 years ago, no idea what it’s like now.

>>106128298 (OP)
am I the only one who skips food at work? I just want to finish and go home.

>>106128957
so she is living like a neurosurgeon in America

Feels like the tech bubble is almost over

>>106128922
Sounds terrible, I'd rather kill myself.

>>106128298 (OP)
WHY ARE THEY ALL BROWN???

>>106130582
Because it's in India

>>106130684
uh-huh, without a single hindu character in sight

>>106130706
You can take a look for yourself
Hyderabad microsoft campus

>>106128922
Might as well post mine
>Leave apartment at 8:30
>Arrive at office for 9:15
>Set up laptop to external hub and immediately head back out to grab breakfast
>Come back to office around 9:30 and turn on PC
>Eat breakfast, watch youtube on iPad, and skim through emails until 10:15
>Do actual work until 12:00
>Return from lunch at 13:00
>Work, take calls, the occasional drop in meeting until 16:00
>slowly start winding down and adding notes for when I pick things up the following day
>leave around 16:20-16:30 every day

Funny thing is I'm usually the first person at the office in the mornings, with most people not coming in until 10/10:30

>>106129245
What I've heard from vidya industry side of things, MS is really fond of contractors and calling its workers contractors. I doubt nothing has changed in this sense.

>>106128651
>Clock in at seven
>Get something done
>Standup meeting with my engineer at 8:15
>Go on a coffee break between when that wraps up 8:30 and 8:45
>Get back thirty minutes later and grab another full tumbler of coffee from the breakroom
>Work from 9 to 12
>Eat lunch from 12 to 12:30
>Back to work until about 3:30
>Clock out and go home if my boss is mewling for more overtime

>leave house at 8:30
>arrive at work at 8:55, open PC
>start at about 9, carrying on tasks from previous day or checking new ones
>work until about 13:00
>lunch for 10-15 minutes
>continue work until about 17:00
>wrap things up, leave office at about 17:05 max
I still don't understand these one hour lunch breaks or something, who tf eats for that long?

>>106132240
My day is:
> 10am Get emails
> 10:02 Fuck that shit, ignore emails for the rest of the day
> 10:03 Get tea
> 10:04 Code
> 12:30 Lunch
> 13:15 Code
> 14:00 Take a shit
> 14:15 Code
> 18:00 Leave

>>106128557
I get why anons don't like this, but is it really new? 500 years ago they would have been indentured servants to some nobleman. They would have been babysat by a housekeeper (HR witch) and a butler (managerial social climber). They would have lived in their employer's house and had every aspect of their lives contractually controlled (adult daycare). In exchange, they would do chores like polishing the silver or ironing the linen (aesthetically pleasing busywork). Some would end up spinsters (karen-track), others would marry another servant (normie-track) and a lucky few would marry above their station (gold-digger track).
Silicon Valley techno-feudalism has to hide behind a liberal ideology, but it's rewards, incentives and social contracts are just like the pre-modern world. No doubt they will need more private security as law and order breaks down around them (lords always need retainers). They will also continue to need programmers (priests and scribes) even in the face of LLMs, because LLMs replicate human mistakes from their training data, and retraining takes longer than CVE discovery so security will continue to demand a human in the loop. If you understand the social dynamics at play here you can easily position your family to take advantage of the future, no matter how bleak it is.

i would love to have a job

This is the Mumbai office

>>106128298 (OP)
>9 - 6:30, plus commute and niggers serving you food
this is soul-crushing
i'm so glad i can work from home and less hours

>>106128957
>between 20 and 30k USD a year
And that gold looking watch, is it real?

>>106132322
> 10:03 Get tea
Man of culture!

>>106128298 (OP)
Do office drones really eat that much? Why? What for? How?
I do artisanship and physical labour and ride my bicycle everywhere and I eat relatively little though I always ate less than most people around me but even when I look at extremely buff guys that only do physical labour I can't even think of one bloke that eats as much as the people makign these videos and no one ever comments on that either.

>>106135668
She's clearly overweight for her height.

>>106128298 (OP)
That jeeta looks like she going to get mega fat with all the junk she eats. Also, that look of bewilderment during her one hour of "focus work" was quite amusing.

>>106128298 (OP)
The saddest thing is that people complain about her not working enough, instead of them working too much and not having that kind of schedule.

>>106128298 (OP)
She spends all her day digesting food. She will be so fat anytime soon

>>106128544
micrasaft is india sar

>>106128298 (OP)
As a fatass, even I don't eat constantly at work like the people in these videos. Breakfast, lunch and snacks every hour on the hour? Goddamn, quit eating and do some fucking work!

>>106135697
It's a gamble, but it could work for her. They have the best genetics for fatmaxxing.

>>106128298 (OP)
>the 9 to 6:30 job
not very envious tbqh

>>106135668
maybe they just like to fill up the plates for videos then not eat it

>>106128653
and also mandatory by law
you forgot that small yet crucial detail, have no women on your payroll is more expensive than having hundreds of useless women

>>106128298 (OP)
>9:15 Breakfast
this bitch dont have breakfast on her home? what the fuck is wrong with these people? i dont leva my house without breakfast

>>106140342
Why would you when your job provides it for free and you're also there long enough until dinner time

you shouldn't be eating breakfast anyway

>>106140443
its strange, here in Colombia companies dont give you breakfast, they dont give you shit, you eat at your fucking home, then go to your work, eat your shit at 12:00 pm and work till 5:00pm and get the fuck outta there because you have a life

>>106128957
>is making between 20 and 30k USD a year
This is what you earn in my europoor country, except here the employer doesn't provide any food.

>>106137500
>the 9 to 6:30 job
Typical Europoor schedule with 1h of mandatory unpaid lunch time (you can't chose to skip it and exit 1h sooner).

>>106140554
Nowhere in the world is it customary for the company to provide food but in India.

Dear sirs, consider yourselves lucky.

>>106140608

>lucky

it's an attempt to capture their wagies entirely, "no need to take a break or leave cause we got food here :-)"

>>106128298 (OP)
no that is just generic ragebait designed to make angry wagies like you seethe

>>106140587
>>106140443
If it's anything like my company then the food is not free, they just have a cafeteria with stands selling that plus coffee, tea, juices, etc

>>106128651
>8h30, wake up
>doomscroll in bed, feed pets, turn pc on to appear online in slack, brush teeth
>9, make coffee, cook breakfast
>put youtube on, have breakfast
>9h30, check if anyone said anything in slack (they didnt)
>10h30 close youtube, change status of a jira ticket to look like im doing something, realize i dont want to work yet, watch anime
>11h first meeting, say im working on something
>11h30 cook lunch
>noon, eat watching youtube or anime
>1pm work on one of my personal projects
>3pm actually take a look at what needs to be done at work
>4h30 done with work, play vidya until 6
>go to gym
>cook dinner
>phew that was a long day time to play some vidya or watch a movie or read

Is this one of their Indian offices?

When I worked as a dev I did even less ngl. Literally a few hours of work per week average.

>>106140443
>you shouldn't be eating breakfast anyway
So when I wake up and am hungry I should just...starve. Epic.

>>106141138

Most devs only do ~2 hours of active work a day, with the rest being meetings and bs.

>>106128298 (OP)
Btw that are the people that Musk fired when he took over Twitter.
70-80% in tech companies are absolutely useless but shareholders won't care as long as the revenue comes in.

>>106141007
All of their offices are indian offices now

>>106141393
Then how come Xitter works like shit right now?

>>106128298 (OP)
>eats lunch at Subway
Yeah. I think that about sums it up.

>>106128298 (OP)
>me at my regular job
>check in at 7:30 a.m.
>lunch at 12:30 p.m.
>back to work at 1:00 p.m.
>go home at 4:00 p.m.

>>106140443
>you shouldn't be eating breakfast anyway

>>106128651
>6:45 wake up
>clock in at 7:00
>7:30 daily standup
>decide if stare at screen or make breakfast for the next hour
>9:00 current project meeting
>try do do something
>11:30 get bored and go to the gym
>1:30 come back from gym and lunch
>stare at the screen for another hour
>3:30 decide to advance a day's or two worth of tasks
>4:30 clock out

remote work is only good if you perform just as good as the middle of the pack, I laugh at those poor bastards that do 10 times my work for the same salary

>>106128734

You're just racist, mate.

This is why Windows 10 sometimes takes more than 30 minutes to restart.

>>106128651
5.30am. Wake up, contemplate suicide.
5.45am. Out of bed. Coffee. Cig. Contemplate life choices.
6.00am. Check mail. Answer mail.
7.00am. Go to college to teach classes some days. The other days, code or read/write.
10.00am. Analize current projects. Code if needed. Comunicate with other humans working in the same projects.
12.00pm. Cook for the family. Eat.
1.00pm. Masturbation.
1.15pm. Work in current projects. Prepare classes or grade projects. Think about how 99% of the students are useless, and so how useless is the time I invest in them. Code if needed.
4.00pm. Smoke some tobacco and weed split. Reach 15 seconds of futile and illusory happiness.
4.30pm. Look for the kids at shool.
6.00pm. Stare into the abyss. Contemplate suicide again. Realize I can't even suicide.
7.00pm. Prepare dinner for the kids. Start heavy drinking. Smoke.
8.00pm. Check mail. Answer mail. Smoke some more. Intensify drinking. Smoke.
9.00pm. Contemplate suicide one final time for the day. Take some benzodiazepines.
10.00pm. Bed time. Fuck the wife or suck her breasts.
10.05pm. Sleep.
Repeat.

>>106128733
its based and u know it
>>106128697
based

>>106128298 (OP)
Are there any white people?

listen, i have no problem... well i do, but this is not even relevant to the point ... with women working at microsoft, i have problem with microsoft doing 0 and i mean 0 positive changes to the OS in the past 15 years. Even Windows 10, is just Windows 7 with a different theme. Windows 11 has basically no advantages over Win 10 and even today when the official support window for Windows 10 is just 2 months, I would still install it on a new PC over Windows 11.

Yea, they employee browns and women... but surelly they must also somehow be able to make a working OS, right? When fucking Linux is starting to eat your gaming market it means that for the past 15 years they have done nothing.

>>106145187
my point is that, surelly if this woman does or does not go to work we can see a result in the quality of the product right? If I were to fire 90% of Microsoft, will Windows improve? If you were to fire some people in society everyone will notice: that bus driver that picks you to work quits? YOU WILL NOTICE! Doctor decides that work is shit? YOU WILL NOTICE ... and die.
But if you fire that woman, nothing ever happens.

>>106128298 (OP)
This shit is catnip for poltards isn't it

>>106145231
if you fire her, will there be any change for Microsoft's end products' quality? This is the only quaestiion i want to know. I already gave you a comparison with a bus driver or a doctor and honestly by my logic it is obvious that a bus driver should earn 5 times more than her.

>>106144967
Go into more detail about your wife’s breasts

>>106145243
>Microsoft's
>quality
Pick one.

>>106145231
>Obvious deadweight whose only real value is her tits makes more money than the bus driver who picked her up and the spics and nigs who made her food

>>106128608
remember the covid shutdowns and how nothing really changed? yeah.