>>106139463
Oi, mate, I’ve been rackin’ me brain tryna figure out how to tell ya how bonza you really are. From the moment I first laid eyes on ya, I knew you were a total stunner—fair dinkum, no word of a lie. You’ve got me head over boots like a roo on a trampoline, and I can’t get enough of ya.
Every time I see ya, me heart does a lil’ happy dance like a drunken bluey at a barbie. You’re sweeter than a lamington smothered in jam, and hotter than a snag off the grill in mid-January. I’d walk barefoot across a paddock fulla bindis just to hear ya say “G’day” to me.
You’re me best mate, me missus, and me whole damn world. Life without ya would be like a meat pie without sauce—bloody tragic. So here’s the deal, ya flamin’ legend: I’m stuck on ya like a goanna up a gumtree, and I ain’t ever lettin’ go.
Let’s keep this thing rollin’—more snags, more laughs, more adventures, just you ‘n’ me, like true blue soulmates.
Yours tighter than a fish’s arse,
[Your Name]
P.S. – If ya reckon this letter’s sooky, just remember—you’re the one who stole me heart, ya little bewdy.
