Anybody Epic certified? What am I in for? - /g/ (#106138848) [Archived: 220 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:09:12 PM No.106138848
epic
epic
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My company is sending me to the Epic compound to become Epic certified in a few months. The place seems pretty neat, and I like the attention to detail they put into it, but it also just screams "We can out-silly Google!" Also, there's no way the CEO is not some sort of Bond villain.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:18:31 PM No.106138969
wtf is this rollercoaster tycoon
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:20:26 PM No.106138995
Are you talking about Epic Games or the EMR system Epic? You used the EMR logo but mentioned out-sillying Google, hence why I'm asking.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:33:22 PM No.106139190
>>106138995
EMR system. Sorry for the confusion.
https://www.epic.com/visiting/
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:40:12 PM No.106139275
>>106139190
In that case, it's very hospital/company specific. For example, I had to use it when I worked at a certain hospital and it was mediocre. Our Epic certified people were just from Nigeria and did not help whatsoever. I'm sure you're already levels above them.
Had another coworker who used Epic at her other job, and she said it was way more organized there than it was at our current hospital.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:27 PM No.106140261
Epic is a shitshow
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:00 PM No.106140310
>>106138848 (OP)
she's definitely evil
and you will hate your job
some people thrive in that
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:05 PM No.106141577
>>106140310
Luckily, I just work for a health system adopting Epic and at most I'll just be interfacing with their FHIR API so I'll only be near her and her minions when I go to the "campus" for "training."
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:02 PM No.106142339
>>106138848 (OP)
I don't think you would find much about health informatics on /g/. Try r/healthIT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:17:14 PM No.106142453
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>>106138969
Roller Coaster Tycoon is a fun series of theme park simulation video games where players design, build, and manage their own amusement parks.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:42:13 PM No.106142706
>>106138848 (OP)
>My company is sending me to the Epic compound to become Epic certified in a few months. The place seems pretty neat, and I like the attention to detail they put into it, but it also just screams "We can out-silly Google!" Also, there's no way the CEO is not some sort of Bond villain.
this just feels like a shitpost on some level desu
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:48:53 PM No.106142769
oh god not this faggot ass system
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:50:13 PM No.106142777
>You have a new test result
>login
>TEST RESULTS NOT AVAILABLE TRY AGAIN LATER
>6 months has passed time to redesign the entire app again

t-thanks Ebin
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.106142945
>apply to work at Ebin 20 years ago
>3.9 GPA all the usual shit comp sci degree one internship
>I'm applying to be an "installer" or whatever it was called, not a dev, but Ebin only hired "the best of the best" so it was hyper competitive
>rejected with "you're not qualified enough for this position try again when you have 10+ years experience"
>they hired 3 different girls I knew from high school that all had 2 year "general studies" degrees from a juco for the same position
>one of them had never worked after college and the other 2 worked stocking shelves at a food store
>they're now being paid $70k a year (twas a lot back then) and being flown around the country doing comfy installs
>I'm working in the IT mines barely scraping $50k
It's what taught me that meritocracy is a lie and that there's no reason to ever try at anything. Chopping your peepee off is the only way to get ahead.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:25:11 AM No.106143156
>>106142945
There's no shame in pretending to be trans to get a job, you're just playing the game.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:28:09 AM No.106143188
>>106143156
20 years ago that shit did not fly
He might have missed the trans window too
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:51:11 AM No.106143423
>>106143188
Not really, they're not gonna remove gender identity as a protected class anytime soon.