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utwg/ - Unemployable Tech Workers General:
High ROI edition

>Interviewing
Neetcode 150: https://neetcode.io/practice
Tips and interview practice: https://blog.interviewing.io/

>How to write a resume
https://stackoverflow.blog/2020/11/25/how-to-write-an-effective-developer-resume-advice-from-a-hiring-manager/

>Salary Stuff
"What's your expected salary?": https://www.fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-expectations-interview-question/
Negotiation advice: https://github.com/petermekhaeil/salary-negotiating
Salary data: https://levels.fyi/

>Software Development & Programming
GitHub Trending - https://github.com/trending
DevDocs - https://devdocs.io/
JavaScript, CSS, HTML sandbox - https://jsfiddle.net/
MDN Web Docs - https://developer.mozilla.org/
Stack Overflow Blog - https://stackoverflow.blog/

>IT Operations & Infrastructure
AWS Service Health Dashboard - https://status.aws.amazon.com/
Cloudflare System Status - https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
DownDetector - https://downdetector.com/
Microsoft Azure Status - https://status.azure.com/
Microsoft Office 365 Status - https://portal.office.com/servicestatus

>Unemployment Advice
Interview Prep - https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Your-Parents-for-Money
Building a Resume - https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Manifesto
Salary Stuff - https://www.usa.gov/benefit-finder/disability
Emotional Support - https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
People who will be joining us shortly - https://layoffs.fyi

>International Job Boards
LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/
Indeed - https://www.indeed.com/
Hiring Cafe - https://hiring.cafe/
YCombinator - https://www.workatastartup.com/companies
Wellfound - https://wellfound.com/jobs

>Anti-Pajeet Job Boards
USAJobs - https://www.usajobs.gov/
Clearancejobs - https://www.clearancejobs.com/

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Anonymous No.106139088 [Report] >>106139141
Of course the unemployed retard can't even bake properly
Anonymous No.106139123 [Report] >>106139141 >>106190823
How's work?
Anonymous No.106139135 [Report] >>106150770 >>106158278 >>106159966 >>106167629 >>106191132
>>106139058 (OP)
That infographic doesn't mean what you think it does. Lol

Expected LIFETIME return - debt

Well, fuck. A tradie cuck has near 0 debt and will at least make a million over 40 years. Wtf

Were we scammed, college bros?
Anonymous No.106139141 [Report]
>>106139088
>>106139123
I'm on my mcSlop break
Anonymous No.106139201 [Report]
From what I gather there's some strategy to what you can and can't lie about on a resume, which depends on the company and HR process.
Anonymous No.106139270 [Report] >>106140649
>>106139058 (OP)
Sometimes I wish I had majored in computer or electrical engineering but I think I'm too much of a brainlet
Anonymous No.106140247 [Report] >>106141495 >>106143284 >>106143316 >>106143494 >>106143539 >>106159978 >>106167640 >>106173859 >>106188757
>There are 22 year old skibbidi rizzlers vibe-coding their way into jobs and you are stuck on /utwg/
Anonymous No.106140268 [Report] >>106140723 >>106143893 >>106145586
Bump. What are we working on today?
Anonymous No.106140623 [Report]
I've had 3 recruiter screenings in the past month or so.
Here are the demographics. 2 white men, 1 white women. When people say that other races help their own, they aren't lying. Being white means also being cucked by 90% of other white people that feel guilty for being white. fuck this shit.
Anonymous No.106140649 [Report] >>106140677
>>106139270
Im a massive brainlet and am getting through EE okay
Anonymous No.106140677 [Report] >>106140746 >>106141228 >>106141701
>>106140649
nta, but i got a C+ in Calc 2 due to not giving enough of a shit about series and sequences and weird integration tricks. Don't know how I'd handle calc 3 (which isn't required by my school for CS, but for other engineering degrees)
Anonymous No.106140723 [Report]
>>106140268
I ordered a new mouse and it has shipped. I am refreshing the tracking page all week until it gets here.
Anonymous No.106140746 [Report] >>106140780
>>106140677
>and weird integration tricks
My brother in Christ, did you really get filtered by partial fraction decomposition?
Anonymous No.106140780 [Report] >>106140815 >>106141228 >>106141701
>>106140746
Yes. NTA but I kind of blame the way that integration was taught to me. I would probably "get it" if I tried to study it now but the first time my teacher basically taught it as "yeah it's basically trial and error and there are no hard and fast rules, now here's a bunch of hard and fast rules that we're going to teach you and test you on." I had an easier time with discrete math because I managed to get a B by acing the final even though I was running a C- the rest of the year.
Anonymous No.106140815 [Report] >>106141228
>>106140780
>I had an easier time with discrete math
I'm the opposite, I loved Calc 2 and didn't like Discrete. It wasn't super hard or anything, but the problems weren't as enjoyable to work on and doing proofs is gay.
Anonymous No.106141228 [Report]
My senior year's gonna start in less than 1 month. Been trying my luck at fall co-ops and that sort of thing, but keep getting filtered out by most companies.

Even ones I apply less than an hour of the posting. Even local ones that hire a lot of grads from my school. Even government organizations looking for some chud to help them out with xyz data management thingie. Even after using AI to help specially tailor literally every single version of my resume I send out within reasonable bounds.

Since I've actually started getting interview invitations junior year but far too late, I actually seriously contemplated delaying graduation. But my sustained high rejection rate these days is putting these methods into serious jeopardy.

I just wish someone could've nepoed me into something these past summers. Was actually talking to this white freshman last spring (now a rising sophomore) who snagged some cybersecurity internship this summer despite knowing jack shit about it, which his mom got him.

>>106140815
Discrete was super easy for me and I enjoyed it. Aced both of the ones I had to take.

Algos was a bit more of a struggle lol.

>>106140677
>>106140780
>calc
I'm taking multivariate calc next semester, wish me luck anons.
Anonymous No.106141286 [Report] >>106141398 >>106141403 >>106141495 >>106141587 >>106143974 >>106161141 >>106164455
Have you considered that potentially the reason you can't get a job but pajeet does is that you can't code?

https://kittenbeloved.substack.com/p/the-h-1b-delusion
Anonymous No.106141398 [Report]
>>106141286
>"This is a golden age of employment for anyone good with a keyboard."
What a load of bullshit
Anonymous No.106141403 [Report]
>>106141286
I considered it and came to the conclusion if I lied as much as pajeets, then I would've had a job last year. But I still have some morals and an aversion to getting caught. Jeets won't rat on their own, but won't hesitate to rat me out.
Anonymous No.106141442 [Report] >>106142360
Reminder that only 14,000 new payrolls were created last June
Anonymous No.106141495 [Report]
>>106141286
but i'm applying for non-cooooder positions?

>>106140247
but i have a job, just a low number of hours?
Anonymous No.106141587 [Report]
>>106141286
So what am I supposed to work on ?
I'm already a contributor to an open-source project with real users, looking to add patches to LLVM and learn more about compilers that way.
Anonymous No.106141590 [Report]
>Make fun of liberal arts students while I'm in college
>"I'm going to be so much richer than all these libtard fags studying english and philosophy in the future"
>"I wonder how these losers are even going to find jobs"
>now those same liberal arts majors are in HR and are rejecting ME from dev jobs
it's over....
Anonymous No.106141701 [Report] >>106141771
>>106140677
i think math is all about what teacher you get and if they can relate it to anything tangible. i did terribly in calc 1 because the INDIAN prof just vomited out equations at us, but then in calc 2 the CHAD RUSSIAN prof illustrated everything with how it relates to calculating cross sections of solids or use in control systems and shit so it was much easier to conceptualize and internalize

>>106140780
case in point
Anonymous No.106141771 [Report]
>>106141701
There was a running joke at my university that they exclusively hire only TAs with the most incomprehensible accents to teach calc.
Anonymous No.106141851 [Report]
you transferred your pc components into a new case, got it up and running again within 24 hours? wow anon, you're so good at coding, you should apply at Facebook!
Anonymous No.106142159 [Report] >>106142348
>>106139058 (OP)
Daily reminder I was here during the bubble
Daily reminder I told you not to job hop for a 5% increase and to pick a big stable corp and stay there
Daily reminder I was relentlessly mocked by everyone
Now look at you
Anonymous No.106142172 [Report]
>Source: CollegeNPV
Anonymous No.106142348 [Report]
>>106142159
>Daily reminder I was relentlessly mocked by everyone
were you? i dont remember that, and job hopping has been the meta since like 2002
Anonymous No.106142360 [Report]
>>106141442
it's ok we can import another 14,000 h1bs to cover the gap
Anonymous No.106143284 [Report]
>>106140247
True
Anonymous No.106143316 [Report]
>>106140247
this is why i restrict my coding to playing stormwanks and garymod and hand-writing control systems (or hand-placing dumb control chips in sequence to make smarter systems)
Anonymous No.106143494 [Report] >>106143504 >>106150955 >>106153258 >>106153441 >>106170131 >>106170443
>>106140247
>hire zoomer vibe-coders
>commit code they don't understand
>no problem-solving skills
I can't wait for the data breaches. Then they will be forced to contract actual programmers to fix it. Then the retarded non-tech management will think the problem was a lack of developers and hire even more vibe coders to make moar lucrative messes for us to fix.
NEVER tell them where they're going wrong - treat it like rule#1 of the internet. Never tell them about the 32-bit Unix timestamp or any of the other incoming mess either. Normalfags should always be punished by having to write blank checks.
Anonymous No.106143504 [Report] >>106143609
>>106143494
>treat it like rule#1 of the internet
that there's no women? what does that have to do with anything?
Anonymous No.106143539 [Report]
>>106140247
Author is retarded because StackOverflow is dead also. StackOverflow posts were used to train ChatGPT so why even go there anymore? Also those fags have always been annoying.
Anonymous No.106143609 [Report]
>>106143504
Lurk 2 more years before posting.
Anonymous No.106143893 [Report] >>106144045
>>106140268
daydreaming about emailing my boss to ask to let me reimage some toughpads with my personal w10 ltsc key to throw OpenCPN on them and then begging for "miscellaneous requirements" funding to get some 3d printing done to manufacture bootleg proprietary fittings for gps and vhf antennae so they can receive position and AIS data (and also a tap/die set because i dont trust 3d printers to produce useful threading and i fully intend to just steal the tap/die set)

also then sewing my own MOLLE tablet pouch for it so when i inevitably get put in the botes i can carry it on my chest and instantly die when my life vest catches some wake foam and the tablet is underneath it and gets driven into my chest with about 200psi
Anonymous No.106143974 [Report]
>>106141286

I've worked at two SP500 companies (albeit non-tech).

The H1B jeet slop I've seen is horrendous. The incompetence is mind boggling.

The reality of the situation is you're dealing with the world's biggest bioweapon with scamming and nepotistic traits that would make Jews blush.

But, as much as I hate the jeet menace, we have nobody to blame but the white people that allowed this to occur.
Anonymous No.106144045 [Report]
>>106143893
What does any of that have to do with Tech?
Anonymous No.106144088 [Report]
I'm in a scary position bros. Everything is going well and I'm not used to that.
Anonymous No.106144678 [Report] >>106145575
anons apply to qa, bretty comfy
Anonymous No.106145116 [Report] >>106147183 >>106186656
Hello cuties, looking to hire a boywife
Anonymous No.106145126 [Report] >>106147064
>get an interview on teams
>have to cancel last minute because family is extremely retarded
>they just push the meeting ahead a few days
they're desperate and idk if that's good or bad
Anonymous No.106145575 [Report] >>106149201
i realized last year i only applied for like 24 jobs from july to december.
and even then i was feeling like soooo stressed enough, too anxious about the future and what not

turns out it was literally fucking nothing. i know everyone is applying for like at least 50 jobs a month and they only got replied/reviewed at least 3 months later anyway.

truly i suffer more in imagination than in reality

>>106144678
how do you pass QA interview good saar?
Anonymous No.106145586 [Report]
>>106140268
makima is not that plump. she's not plump at all. just regular.
Anonymous No.106145594 [Report]
how was monday at work anon?
Anonymous No.106145850 [Report]
Got another rejection email today. I have 15 years of experience in IT and keep getting reject letters with no interview.
I'm probably going to have to bite the bullet and get certs.
Anonymous No.106146081 [Report] >>106146758
The last months of my life have been I mess and now I realized I'm too lazy to kill myself.
So now I actually need to get a job or just become homeless.
Anonymous No.106146238 [Report] >>106146347
If you are an american on this board: why would you even consider studying cs and compete with 6 gorillion foreigners. You should do a comfy meche or aeroe degree and join a defense contractor.
Anonymous No.106146347 [Report] >>106146355
>>106146238
I feel like the code written by aero majors is probably the worst dumpster fire there is, probably would make a jeet proud. At least that's the feeling I got during an interview at an aero startup as a cs major with no aero experience. That their code is a mess, there will be tight deadlines with no time to write good code. Only to put out the fires. One of the thing I got told during the behavioral interview, is that "one of my developers pushed to git and wiped out the commit history. How would you handle yourself during such a devastating situation". I wanted to say I'm not a dumbass and I don't make mistakes as dumb as that.
Anonymous No.106146355 [Report]
>>106146347
same anon here, no I did not move to round 2
Anonymous No.106146693 [Report] >>106146758
>praying I don’t get the job offer
my mental health is fucked. interviewer basically said not take the job if I was feeling apprehensive because it’d seep into everything else and fuck it all up.
anyone ever decline an offer due to anxiety/depression?
Anonymous No.106146758 [Report] >>106147834
>>106146081
I've got a spare room if you'll clean and cook 3 nights a week
>>106146693
No because I piss excellence
Literally just gaslight yourself that things are okay and that you're a Chad. In two months you will believe it
Anonymous No.106146814 [Report] >>106146824 >>106149540 >>106151061 >>106152274 >>106154072 >>106156857 >>106157662 >>106158083
>>106139058 (OP)
I'm 30 years old. Never worked a day in my life. No resume. No projects. NEET. Recluse. Pseudo-hikkineet. I discovered supplements last year and I feel strong and well. I have no reason to be a recluse other than I've been one. I live alone with a nice housing deal that could go up in smoke at any time. I own my car. Inheritance is running out. I live day to day. I'm proud when I keep the place clean. I'm proud when I brush my teeth consecutively. I've always assumed I would solo-develop a small MMORPG, and live off of that. I realized I was delusional last year.
Anonymous No.106146824 [Report] >>106146831
>>106146814
>Inheritance is running out.
were you smart enough to make dividends off of it or was it just a stash of cash (physical or in a bank with no interest)?
Anonymous No.106146831 [Report]
>>106146824
Stash of cash.
Anonymous No.106147064 [Report]
>>106145126
it's a good sign, it means you're among the candidates they actually want.
Anonymous No.106147095 [Report] >>106150686
>>106139058 (OP)
do medicine you will never be out of work
Anonymous No.106147183 [Report] >>106150260
>>106145116
I've been applying to so many boywife positions but I swear they're all ghost jobs
Anonymous No.106147834 [Report] >>106150252 >>106177879
Things only makes sense after i graduate compsci

What i did wrong was not putting more effort, it was getting distracted by every single little thing and thinking i always need more time or else i can't function and cant make anything stick.

Truly 6 months in a shitty job and lots of predicaments is better than 6 months being left alone and piss my hours away rotating between jacking off, getting annoyed by house chores, and watch another youtube videos that only makes me feel guilty.

You know that image of 24 year old go getter wojak? Back then i didn't get it. Now i get it.

>>106146758
Like 3 course meal or just dinner? I can cook Indonesian food.
Anonymous No.106148326 [Report]
i have been interviewing and talking on the phone multiple times. i feel like i won't find anything if i am slow sending applications, or interviewing without many options. but at some points i feel like this can become unmanageable
i live in constant anxiety, and it's killing me, physically, mentally
i am dread
Anonymous No.106148858 [Report]
Where's my high ROI?
Anonymous No.106149201 [Report]
>>106145575
>how do you pass QA interview good saar?
make some selenium tests using the company's favorite framework/language and tell them you like to test and build test
gg ez
Anonymous No.106149540 [Report] >>106157234
>>106146814
Do you have friends? Is your health okay? Do you do cardios, lift weights, dance, sports? Do you jerk off often (more than once a week)?
Anonymous No.106150172 [Report]
>survived layoffs
>still doing absolutely nothing at work but just hearing constant doomposting from my boss about how we're getting a shit ton of stupid projects in the future.
Anonymous No.106150252 [Report]
>>106147834
Just dinner.
>Indonesian food
Indonesians have food?
Anonymous No.106150260 [Report] >>106150710
>>106147183
This one isn't a ghost job, I just constantly get ghosted by applicants :(
Anonymous No.106150661 [Report] >>106151077 >>106159948
i got a technical interview in an hour, i am dying inside
Anonymous No.106150686 [Report] >>106150858
>>106147095
You will once boomers are fully dead
Medicine has 15ish years left of easy money before it joins engineering in the "too hard for barely enough money" club. I mean nursing's already most of the way there
Shoulda got your JD!
Anonymous No.106150710 [Report] >>106156758
>>106150260
Common problem, we really do live in a society. Britain?
Anonymous No.106150715 [Report]
got rejected by a guy in south africa today. Never let people tell you job hunting doesn't expand your horizons
Anonymous No.106150770 [Report] >>106152318
>>106139135
It says net of debt you colossal retard.
Anonymous No.106150858 [Report] >>106150875 >>106150967 >>106156836
>>106150686
are lawyers actually projected to be in demand or are you just a cop who's recruiting people to ICE from 4Chan?

After all, why not? If you get replaced by someone who just immigrated, why not join ICE and ruin their entire lives. Take away their kids. Make sure their landlord fucks them over.
Anonymous No.106150875 [Report]
>>106150858
>If you get replaced by someone who just immigrated, why not join ICE and ruin their entire lives. Take away their kids. Make sure their landlord fucks them over.
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
Anonymous No.106150955 [Report] >>106153193 >>106177976
>>106143494
this is a very stupid critique of this phenomenon. why don't you blame the trillion dollar corporations launching these vibe coding products? maybe their models shouldn't be shitty enough to be making those mistakes?
Anonymous No.106150967 [Report]
>>106150858
Holy fuck I usually scoff at hysterical miggers and their orange retard but you have unprecedented TDS
Anonymous No.106151061 [Report] >>106157234
>>106146814
why would you live like an invalid with the only life you have?
Anonymous No.106151077 [Report]
>>106150661
install cluely nigga
Anonymous No.106152274 [Report]
>>106146814
>I've always assumed I would solo-develop a small MMORPG, and live off of that.
Anonymous No.106152318 [Report]
>>106150770
Which means lifetime earning minus the cost of the degree, do you not know what "net" means?
Anonymous No.106153193 [Report]
>>106150955
>critique
>blame
>shitty models
Not my problem. As long as they are forced to write blank checks to contractors I'm happy.
I'll make this really simple for you. Business is the art of moving money from normalfag pockets into your pocket without resorting to violence.
Anonymous No.106153258 [Report]
>>106143494
vibe zoomers are the new jeets
Anonymous No.106153441 [Report]
>>106143494
this is a cope
Anonymous No.106154072 [Report] >>106154198 >>106156428 >>106157234
>>106146814
>I've always assumed I would solo-develop a small MMORPG, and live off of that. I realized I was delusional last year.

There's a guy doing that. He makes a browser game called Mythfall. It's kinda like Realm of the Mad God. He posts his devlogs on youtube. It will take you a long time (longer than you think – no, longer than that), but you can do it, if you really want. Don't let anyone tell you you can't. You're the only thing stopping you.
Anonymous No.106154198 [Report]
>>106154072
it took the dorf fort guy like 30 years to start making money off his games

jeff vogel still has a day job too
Anonymous No.106156428 [Report]
>>106154072
>longer than you think
You could even say it would take an eternity
Anonymous No.106156758 [Report]
>>106150710
America, great lakes area
Anonymous No.106156836 [Report]
>>106150858
>If you get replaced by someone who just immigrated, why not join ICE and ruin their entire lives.
A) no foreigner is entitled or has a right to be able to live in America
2) they broke the law. If the consequences of their actions ruin their life they should not have taken those actions.
D) your butthurt tears are delicious. We'll be deporting you next. Straight into that El Salvadoran prison. Tell the inmates there that you share their pain, one struggle. The news article about the correctional officers finding your raped and mutilated corpse will amuse me for 30 seconds before I and everyone else on the planet forget who you are forever.
Anonymous No.106156857 [Report] >>106157234
>>106146814
You'd might as well kill off this character and reroll for something better next life. You had a great opportunity and you squandered it. Didn't even write a line of code but you thought you were going to make a complete game, in one of the more intensive genres, all by yourself? You're not a clown you're the whole damn circus
Anonymous No.106156908 [Report] >>106157066 >>106159433
Is it worth anything getting into cybersecurity these days? I hate my healthcare job, I'd rather care for shit that won't die if I fuck up
Anonymous No.106157066 [Report]
>>106156908
>he doesn't get hard from having the power of life and death over someone
Anonymous No.106157234 [Report] >>106158083 >>106161092
>>106149540
No, I don't have friends. My health isn't bad. It used to be bad. I have an exercise bike that I use sometimes. I usually jerk off every day, but I practice intermittent nofapping (nofapping for 3 to 5 days).
I could write paragraphs about my health but I'll summarize: I've had breathing problems. I've felt like a zombie for years. I'm slipping with my health right now, during this period of stress, but I know the recipe to bring it back again.

>>106151061
I've taken it slow and steady. The biggest problem has been physical.

>>106154072
I know it's possible. The delusion is being able to rely on it.

>>106156857
I've written some code. I've done perhaps 2 months of work over the past 2 years. And it's not necessary to make a complete game. Launching with an MVP and doing regular updates is a perfectly acceptable model.

Even if I'm removed from this convenient living situation, I still have a year's worth of runway before I bottom out.
Anonymous No.106157662 [Report] >>106157692 >>106157718 >>106161092 >>106172340
>>106146814
>I'm 30 years old. Never worked a day in my life
>I live alone with a nice housing deal that could go up in smoke at any time
I assume you don’t live in the U.S.
How are you not suicidal? No friends, no hope of ever having a gf, no money, no fucking future prospects of any kind besides fantasy.
I get it. I’m 39 and still live with my parents, but I’ve always had a job even if it’s part time retail/food service. I still want to kms because I’m such an embarassment and failure not only to my family, but my peers.
I contribute it all to mental illness. Just massive anxiety and obsessive thinking which eventually leads to depression.
Anonymous No.106157692 [Report] >>106157926
>>106157662
>How are you not suicidal? No friends, no hope of ever having a gf, no money, no fucking future prospects of any kind besides fantasy.

So that makes him on par with 70% of white men in the West that weren't born Chad or with a trust fund.
Anonymous No.106157718 [Report]
>>106157662
I will pat you on the head and tell you that you're a good boy
Anonymous No.106157926 [Report]
>>106157692
I’m white and don’t know anyone who is in the same disposition as me. Most kids i work with are already living on their own or have clear goals to gtfo. Not everyone is mentally ill like I am.
Anonymous No.106158083 [Report] >>106158452 >>106172340
>>106157234
>>106146814
why is it always MMOs for these retarded nodev idea guys? is it WoW addiction or are they just too stupid to understand anything other than subscription business models?
Anonymous No.106158278 [Report]
>>106139135

If you borrowed six figures for an IT degree when it only needed to be say 30k of debt at most you’re in IdioT. The picture isn’t going to account for you.
Anonymous No.106158452 [Report]
>>106158083
>so I just make a basic nothing game
>and drip feed new dungeons every six months
>and millions will pay me $14.99/mo just like world of warcraft
Anonymous No.106158749 [Report] >>106159333 >>106185971
Clearedbros, how we doing?
>TS/SCI
>5 years IT experience
>Bachelor's
>CISSP and some other bullshit certs
>Can't even get interviews with referrals
I'm not willing to move to DC, but other than that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.
Anonymous No.106159167 [Report]
Yeah okay fine, I'll apply to ICE. I just need a position that doesn't require security clearance, a physical test, or criminal investigation degree.
Anonymous No.106159333 [Report] >>106159449
>>106158749
have you tried those shitty contract jobs?
ive interested a few. i might have to do the move for the job.
Anonymous No.106159433 [Report]
>>106156908
Cybersecurity is an end-game career within IT. You can't just pivot to that from healthcare. Do you even know Python?
Anonymous No.106159449 [Report] >>106159530
>>106159333
>those shitty contract jobs
Like Insight Global and Apex Systems and them? Yeah, actually my last job was with a really shitty contractor. I don't mind a total lack of benefits (so long as I get some PTO) so those are perfect for me, but I can't land those either. Recruiters hit me up constantly and just ghost me.
Anonymous No.106159530 [Report]
>>106159449
yeah, it was pretty much something like those. caci, gen dyn it, trace, etc.
what i did was focusing in a specific field in IT. + bach and appropriate certs

i've interested atleast 3 shitty contract companies, all of them are willing to just give me the interview. one is giving me the third technical interview. i held off on the other 2 other two since it requires some moving. atm im ready to pack my bags and move for the appropriate job title to get the right career path.
Anonymous No.106159912 [Report] >>106160135 >>106181494
>job listing is perfect match for me
>all preferred qualifications are skills I have
>"please provide three professional references"

Genuinely, what do I do about this? It seems like such a stupid bottleneck for an entry level position.
Anonymous No.106159948 [Report]
>>106150661
they just called me I GOT AN OFFER AAAAAAAAA
i got another technical interview with another company in 9 minutes
Anonymous No.106159966 [Report]
>>106139135
>million over 40 years
That's abysmal
Anonymous No.106159978 [Report]
>>106140247
I'm reminded of "The Machine Stops" a lot lately, we're really heading there
Anonymous No.106160135 [Report]
>>106159912
It's shit for people who managed to keep a singular job for a period of time, or only referred to one manager over that period of time. Seriously, minimum references is such bullshit.
Anonymous No.106160350 [Report]
bros... i
am i allowed to dream again?
Anonymous No.106161020 [Report] >>106161034
>get laid off 2 months ago
>spent the whole time panicking instead of doing projects or learning leetcode
i suck at coding but don't know what else to do
Anonymous No.106161034 [Report] >>106161042 >>106190663
>>106161020
If you suck at coding how did you get a job in the first place? Was it your 1st, 2nd, 3rd job? How long did you work there?
Anonymous No.106161042 [Report]
>>106161034
I was lucky to get hired without a technical interview
Anonymous No.106161092 [Report] >>106161497 >>106161506 >>106161878 >>106172340
>>106157234
Do you have musculoskeletal problems? Like tendons and ligaments that just wont heal after overuse / fall?

>>106157662
>I get it. I’m 39 and still live with my parents, but I’ve always had a job even if it’s part time retail/food service. I still want to kms because I’m such an embarassment and failure not only to my family, but my peers.

I dont know how westoids live such polarizing lives. Each time i look into the comments of youtube videos or discord forums, everyone keeps saying they have an office job that literally gives them zero work to do. They only have to work like 2-4 hours max and they have to fill their time fucking around like learning Japanese or something. Then they get home at 5 PM sharp, go to the gym or hangout or gaming, then do it all again tomorrow.

I don't get it. Are westoids supposed to live easier or harder life than third worlders?

Is it extreme inaction that causes people to just drift and piss their lives away up to 29, 39, 49?

On other stories i would see people telling stories how they have to juggle between university while also having a job or else they can't pay it.

Third worlders like me have to get up at 4 to be at work at 8, and we only get to go clock out as early as 8 PM, got home at 10, and the only solace we have is reciting the Quran, zikr, and hadith everyday, sucking up to the wives/husbands of our superiors, while our govt rape our resources. We treat each other like shit while also saying we're humble polite bla bla bla but in reality we're just obedient fucktwats.

How many friends do you have? This is no way to live anon. You can't die like this.
Anonymous No.106161141 [Report]
>>106141286
Anonymous No.106161497 [Report] >>106163930
>>106161092

There is a huge divide between “haves” and “have nots” here. To be a “have” you must first believe it is possible and sacrifice for it. 39yo anon is not a failure/embarrassment. His challenge is his job history. He needs to branch out into new things badly. Community college would be a great move for him ESPECIALLY if his work pays for it. All colleges have underutilized employment services he could use to build work experience. But all that is meaningless if he doesn’t take the first step and start struggling.

Jobs are a broken ass game of who you know, what you’ve done and if there is a need for you. It took me seven years to get my first legitimate job and become a have. I’m 37 right now and pissed some stuff away to get here but it’s not too late for me to start a family with the right woman. I still intend to when I find her.
Anonymous No.106161506 [Report] >>106173898
>>106161092
We don't have to wake at 4AM to get to a job by 8AM because we live in countries with working infrastructure and is easy to get from point A to point B. You thirdies live in slums and have to wake up early to get the bus, most of us firsties have cars and easily drive to work or get a clean and safe public transport which arrives on time.
Anonymous No.106161878 [Report] >>106162244
>>106161092
Honestly this is what's so jarring to me, the last several months in the company I worked at felt like a fever dream, I was doing like 30 minutes of work a day and getting praise for it.
You're supposed to ace some job interview that has nothing to do with what you'll be doing and then you're invited into this adult daycare.
Anonymous No.106161989 [Report]
>[NAME], we're postponing your student loan payments in the aftermath of a natural disaster or pandemic that impacted your area.
Thanks I guess.
Anonymous No.106162036 [Report]
do you guys do the take home assignments?
Anonymous No.106162244 [Report]
>>106161878
Why did you leave
Anonymous No.106162608 [Report] >>106162673 >>106163507 >>106164388
How do you solve this in two days without relying on AI
Anonymous No.106162673 [Report] >>106169262
>>106162608
>without relying on AI
why would you do that?
Anonymous No.106162747 [Report] >>106164414
Did they actually roll back the tax code change about engineer payroll and r&d?
Anonymous No.106162988 [Report] >>106165322
ᶦ ʳᵉᶠᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵃn ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳ
Anonymous No.106163507 [Report] >>106164388 >>106169262
>>106162608
If they are making you do it on their production website, almost feels like they are getting free qa work out of you
Anonymous No.106163700 [Report]
how do i learn how to code? i can read and understand it fine but i cannot for the life of me write it myself.
Anonymous No.106163930 [Report]
>>106161497
> 39yo anon is not a failure/embarrassment. His challenge is his job history. He needs to branch out into new things badly. Community college would be a great move for him ESPECIALLY if his work pays for it.
I’ve worked a lot of different jobs, not just retail/food. I also have two college degrees, one is in CS. I’m just mentally ill or something. Pray for me.
Anonymous No.106164388 [Report] >>106169262
>>106162608
I agre with >>106163507. this is a really odd assignment. they seem to be looking for free work. beware, maybe just refuse, and denounce them if possible
Anonymous No.106164414 [Report]
>>106162747
https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/the-pulse-section-174-is-reversed
says yes, for US workers
Anonymous No.106164455 [Report]
>>106141286
https://articles.data.blog/2024/03/30/jeff-bezos-when-the-data-and-the-anecdotes-disagree-the-anecdotes-are-usually-right/
Anonymous No.106164533 [Report] >>106164573 >>106164612 >>106165336 >>106165660
>"What comes after F in computer numbers?"
I got this question in an interview recently and didn't know how to answer. I said "that's the last one before it loops over in hex" thinking it was a trick and that saying "10" would be wrong since it's actually 16 in natural language/decimal, but 16 is also wrong since it's actually written out 10 if you keep it in hex.

They ended the interview immediately before I could explain my answer further and they had me escorted out.

Why do interviewers ask impossible questions, /g/? How is anyone supposed to get a job when it's like this?
Anonymous No.106164573 [Report]
>>106164533
>They ended the interview immediately before I could explain my answer further and they had me escorted out.
my guess: they were looking to terminate the interview. don't even bother worrying about it.
Anonymous No.106164612 [Report]
>>106164533
They were obviously looking for "10".
But if they actually said "computer numbers", you should have walked out on the spot anyway.
Anonymous No.106164910 [Report] >>106165296
>couple days ago chatting with recruiter
>set up the time for the interview and they email over a teams link
>fast forward today
>calls me up
>"Hello, you didn't respond to the email"
>huh
>"You didn't reply back"
>"oh i'm sorry... let me check"
>double check, it's literally just the link with no questions
>"Sorry, but I'll be there"
>"Can you please respond to the email"
>ok?
>hangs up
What in the weird ass passive aggressive bullshit is this
Anonymous No.106165270 [Report] >>106165660
>Zoomers that were in high school when I got laid off are getting jobs
Anonymous No.106165296 [Report]
>>106164910
I am really worrying that the AI is automating a lot of jobs and making a lot of humans destitute because they no longer have income to purchase goods and services. I think it is urgent for the Government to legislate wages for AI and robots so they can replace the obsolete human consumers and protect the stability of our financial system.
Anonymous No.106165322 [Report]
>>106162988
I'm going to fugg you
Anonymous No.106165336 [Report]
>>106164533
The interviewers sound retarded. Were they brown, women, or boomers by any chance?
Anonymous No.106165660 [Report]
>>106164533
I'm really fucking tired of interviewers asking questions that don't even make coherent sense, only for their eyes to glaze over when you try to ask them if they mean the clarification you think they mean.

>>106165270
Don't worry, we're absolutely not.
Anonymous No.106166163 [Report]
>>106139058 (OP)
Remote work is just a meme now huh? Do I blow my brains out?
Anonymous No.106166641 [Report]
Another day of nothing
Anonymous No.106166878 [Report] >>106169612
First time reading this board and it's so depressing yet comforting to know other people are in the same situation as me.

t. 23yo unemployed compsci newgrad
Anonymous No.106167560 [Report] >>106167578
>decide to get a new degree
>healthcare
>get told by academic advisor not to bother because they've already started to replace doctors and psychologists with AI's due to "not enough qualified workers"
It's over. The rug has been pulled on everything.
Anonymous No.106167578 [Report]
>>106167560
No its even worse then that. Healthcare workers are being replaced by the hospitals since the unions control the quality. The quality has shit the bed due to racism that puts whites and asians on the bottom of the totem pole. You have to be a black lesbian or a jew to get a chance to go to medical school.

The hospitals themselves are replacing union employees with foreigners, assistants and nurses. You will see a day when a single doctor runs 2 shifts and the entire floor. God forbid if he calls out sick/dies when the rotation happens to be at the ER where his skills set is needed most.
Anonymous No.106167629 [Report]
>>106139135
>a million over 40 years
25k a year
Anonymous No.106167640 [Report]
>>106140247
>blaming zoomers and not the indians who this article is talking about
Anonymous No.106168932 [Report]
Here's a trvth nuke for you guys, should have been careful what you wished for ;)

>>106168895
Anonymous No.106169262 [Report]
>>106162673
I'm still trying not to rely on ai so much. How would you do the assignment?

>>106163507
>>106164388
It was emailed to me last week. I asked for chatgpt to help me and i made like 40 test cases. I know it's not impressive enough, i should've make like at least a 100.
Anonymous No.106169293 [Report] >>106169455 >>106170005
>friends all went into incel STEM degrees and slaved away 5-7 years getting no pussy and having no free time in their prime years 18-25
>I "studied" sociology but basically only sold weed and partied and barely got my bachelor's
>after that I travelled the world for a few years as a surf bum
>all these years my childhood friends made fun of me and my family was embarrassed of me and told people I am in academics
>fast forward a few years, I moved to Australia, got the CCNA and now earn more than all of my STEM cuck friends in Germany where there's a recession and people get fired and jobs are high stress
Anonymous No.106169455 [Report]
>>106169293
>Another Chad dub
Anonymous No.106169612 [Report] >>106172566
>>106166878
this "women" got raped by 9 wolves so i will not take anything she says seriously
Anonymous No.106169624 [Report] >>106170186 >>106172191
cheer up buttercup, you'll get that rejection notification one day
Anonymous No.106169776 [Report]
>you need at least 10 years of experience to post here
Anonymous No.106169975 [Report] >>106170026 >>106170069 >>106170302 >>106171778 >>106172440 >>106172578
Would it be completely retarded to put a 4chan-related project on my resume?

Not going to go into details, but I wrote a program that uses the 4chan API, and it's actually kind of useful
thing is, I'm so detached from normoid sensibilities that i have no idea how they even view 4chan.
Would they think I'm a chud or would they just think I'm a garden variety retarded nerd
Anonymous No.106170005 [Report]
>>106169293
Truly the ones who are winning at life is when they discovered the social game as early in highschool
Anonymous No.106170026 [Report] >>106176232
>>106169975
great idea. add some of your dankest memes and some lewd tranime pics when you are at it.
Anonymous No.106170069 [Report]
>>106169975
not only is it Bad Optics but 4chinz is so simplistic that any such project is unlikely to be impressive
Anonymous No.106170131 [Report]
>>106143494
two more weeks lmao
Anonymous No.106170186 [Report] >>106170281
>>106169624
Since when were miniskirts acceptable attire for the workplace?
Anonymous No.106170281 [Report]
>>106170186
Since women are acceptable in a workplace
Anonymous No.106170302 [Report] >>106170594
>>106169975
Just say online forum and leave it at that.
Anonymous No.106170443 [Report]
>>106143494
normies dont give a fuck about data breaches lmao, the giant one Tea had probably was the best free advertising they could have (my schizo theory is they did it on purpose)
Anonymous No.106170594 [Report]
>>106170302
might go with this desu
The HR girlie that will read my resume will too busy filming tiktoks to look up what an imageboard is and see all the shit they're associate with lol
Anonymous No.106171680 [Report] >>106171944 >>106172106
There are signs that it's beginning to be over.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Layoffs/comments/1m9fcsv/my_entire_family_got_laid_off/

Why continue searching for a tech job? What motivates you anon? We might just perish without a job if we continue like this.
Anonymous No.106171778 [Report]
>>106169975
You could just say its for reddit apis before they start charging money
Anonymous No.106171795 [Report]
How do we end, their livelihoods that is, those with MBAs? Give them a taste of their own medicine.
Anonymous No.106171944 [Report] >>106173568
>>106171680
It's not like this happens every now and then. There were huge lay offs in the 2000s iirc. Though being replaced by Indians wasn't a thing back then either. So who knows if it'll get better.
Anonymous No.106172049 [Report]
86 job applications since I started sending them on 11 July. I'm even applying to internships now.
Still nothing but automatic rejections and messages saying the position is being removed rather than hiring anyone.
Anonymous No.106172106 [Report]
>>106171680
I will spend the next 2 years neeting
Anonymous No.106172155 [Report]
Chatgpt 5 just came out and ofc it can do things I can barely grasp how to do

It's over, why even insist in this field
Anonymous No.106172182 [Report]
>>106139058 (OP)
Not enough firings.
I am proposing a new job type, employment dictator.

Decisions are final.
Anonymous No.106172189 [Report]
I got a top 1% ACT score and graduated with MechE degree. But I realized Im literally too stupid to do anything beyond the basics. I quit my last job before they could fire me. I think Im just going to be a fast food wage slave now. Its over.
Anonymous No.106172191 [Report]
>>106169624
Summon the employment dictator.
Anonymous No.106172203 [Report] >>106172334
if I were an americlap I would join ICE
Anonymous No.106172334 [Report] >>106172429
>>106172203
No lol you would join space force/coast guard for military retirement and future government jobs.
Anonymous No.106172340 [Report] >>106188898
>>106157662
I do live in the US.
I don't want a gf. My future prospect is to make my game. I have no other financial possibility. I avoid things weirdly. I wanted to buy bitcoin recently when it was at the bottom, 75k, but I didn't, because I didn't have an account set up at an exchange. The idea of "being something", the idea of making an account, takes great energy for me. I want to not "be something"; I want to hide, I want the curtains closed, I want to not step outside.

>>106161092
No I don't have musculoskeletal problems.
The physical problems I have had have been all about breathing, near-pre-diabetes, low electrolytes, and low vitamin d.
>extreme inaction
Yes, that's it.

>>106158083
Runescape, actually. A game that I haven't played in 10 years.
Anonymous No.106172429 [Report]
>>106172334
wrong. I want to beat up and kick out thirdis
Anonymous No.106172435 [Report] >>106172453
Interview coming with Netflix (hopefully) and Google. I think I might actually just seppuku if it doesn't work out anymore. I am serious.
Anonymous No.106172440 [Report]
>>106169975
Just say "imageboard" instead of 4chan. Blessings and good luck, anon.
Anonymous No.106172443 [Report]
Anonymous No.106172453 [Report]
>>106172435
Anonymous No.106172472 [Report] >>106172542
how do i make money writing smuts online? i can use agnai and nobody would notice.
Anonymous No.106172486 [Report] >>106174990
this is a bait question right? if i fill any of these they wouldn't bother pushing my CV forward?
Anonymous No.106172542 [Report]
>>106172472
Considering the success of 50 shades of grey you could make a female oriented(rape, sexual assault, overpowering) book. That person had made it off of a fanfiction of twilight. So surely someone is itching for a good harry potter smut that is worthy of the big screen. Also its not about the penetration for these books its a build up. Women are big into getting teased.
Anonymous No.106172566 [Report]
>>106169612
i need proof to believe your claim
Anonymous No.106172578 [Report]
>>106169975
4chan has an api?
Anonymous No.106172590 [Report] >>106172676 >>106172684
>"How many years of work experience do you have with X?"

i should never write 0, right? i should at least answer with 1?
Anonymous No.106172676 [Report] >>106172684
>>106172590
if it's ever incredibly out of my field i put down 1 and if it's something i could probably pick up and fraud knowledge of with some minor googling i use the following sophisticated formula:
yoe / 2
Anonymous No.106172684 [Report]
>>106172590
>>106172676
forgot to mention, if the app says that you MUST have 3 or some yoe with it, then just put down the minimum
Anonymous No.106172720 [Report] >>106172747
if you're a freshgrad / desperate and you see a job requires to have like at least 2 YOE - 3 YOE you should apply to it anyway right? I'm always afraid I would be slow and feel stupid on the job and nobody would train me.
Anonymous No.106172747 [Report]
>>106172720
That's not your problem, that's there's.
Anonymous No.106173350 [Report] >>106173632 >>106173653
>ICE has 50k sign up bonus
bros?
Anonymous No.106173568 [Report] >>106173755
>>106171944
>Though being replaced by Indians wasn't a thing back then either.
yes it was, the only difference is the company would close down a department entirely and outsource it to india instead of hiring h1bs

the only shift has been from exporting jobs to importing workers
Anonymous No.106173632 [Report] >>106173639
>>106173350
>working for the government
>being a parasite with limited carer pathway
>having to work around third world shitters and the laziest people imaginable
>
>...
>
>"but muh blackrock:tm: retirement plan that'll be around in 50, sorry 60, i mean, 70 years"
Anonymous No.106173639 [Report]
>>106173632
you will be the first one I will kick out, jeet
Anonymous No.106173653 [Report] >>106173801
>>106173350
>50k
that won't even go one full month...
Anonymous No.106173755 [Report]
>>106173568
Was it? It's been a while and I was young back then. Life really just repeats itself.
Anonymous No.106173801 [Report] >>106173834
>>106173653
that's 2 years of booze and daily ladyboys in pattaya
Anonymous No.106173834 [Report] >>106173886
>>106173801
maybe two days, poorfag

you need at least 1m signing bonus to make it worth it
Anonymous No.106173859 [Report]
>>106140247
>ask why it works
Why is this nib pretending AI can't answer that question. He'll break it down just fine.
Anonymous No.106173886 [Report]
>>106173834
>is on the 4chinz board for unemployed wagies
>wants a 1mio sign up bonus
sure bro. any day now
Anonymous No.106173898 [Report]
>>106161506
fun fact:
>in Bogota, Colombia, it is normal for people who take the bus to work to carry large knives with them, to fend off people desperately trying to get on a completely full bus, holding up everyone else. They will literally risk being stabbed, for the chance of being on that bus, because not making it would be just as bad.
Anonymous No.106174732 [Report] >>106174976
Do I still need to grind leetcode to get a good job? Or has it been phased out such that they filter you for going to the wrong university or ever working for a lesser company?
Anonymous No.106174976 [Report] >>106175044
>>106174732
Okay let's say you don't want to grind leetcode. What would you rather do?
Anonymous No.106174990 [Report]
>>106172486
jfc, that looks like grounds for discrimination.
Anonymous No.106174994 [Report] >>106185287 >>106185750
This is due in 10 hours fuuuuuuckkk
Anonymous No.106175003 [Report]
What's your net worth and age? And how much do you need to NEET it up indefinitely?
Anonymous No.106175044 [Report] >>106175123 >>106175217
>>106174976
I want to grind leetcode. I'm happy to practice brain teasers to double my TC. My concern is that they're getting phased out, and the only way to break in is to go back in time and pick a better college.
Anonymous No.106175123 [Report] >>106175177 >>106175975
>>106175044
What does the future of tech interviews even look like without LC? Even projects aren't a good metric now because you can slop them out with AI in 1 day now.
Anonymous No.106175177 [Report]
>>106175123
Probably something like this:

Did you follow the cursus honorum of getting admitted to a T20 school?
Did you get a Big Tech internship?
Did you get into one of these companies before cheating killed the LC signal?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, go fuck yourself and do Spring Boot business software for $70k and some worthless stock.
Anonymous No.106175213 [Report]
I tried to learn modern thoughts on our technology land scape. I would like to bury my head in a hole and fill it with my custom technologies instead. Is this how weird autism starts?
Anonymous No.106175217 [Report] >>106175260
>>106175044
what was your previous job like?
Anonymous No.106175260 [Report]
>>106175217
I'm not unemployed. I was hoping that people who are actively interviewing could answer whether LC screeners are still used.
Anonymous No.106175700 [Report] >>106176537
>>106139058 (OP)
>got laid off at a cushy $150k job
>re-hired a month later at $200k base pay
I can't stop winning bros
Anonymous No.106175810 [Report]
Failed another software test lads. Recruiters trying to book in the on-site. Can't wait for him to realize how shit I am.
Anonymous No.106175834 [Report]
How many certs do I need for a job that doesn't pay like dogshit?
Anonymous No.106175880 [Report] >>106175897 >>106175954 >>106184296
Does the type of project matters? Like what if I make a game instead those boring ecommerce/finance projects.
Anonymous No.106175897 [Report] >>106176076
>>106175880
I think there's a lot more value in putting a game on Steam than some github toy project nobody gives a shit about. It's more work than grinding DSA, thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.106175954 [Report] >>106176076
>>106175880
It depends on what you use in your game. Like if you make a game with an online leaderboard that uses your google games api or maybe you use some new fucked up game engine thats using a new api that's barely documented. Then that goes further than trying to make a ecommerce project.

Like if you go for a boring finance job, but the job needs you to know how to fuck with googles apis for their clients. Then a game leaderboard using that tech will get your further along in the interview. But remember when applying to refer to your games code and api than a game.
Anonymous No.106175975 [Report] >>106175997
>>106175123
we're going back to onsite interviews with a whiteboard
Anonymous No.106175997 [Report]
>>106175975
Which means that people in flyover states get fucked compared to the LC paradigm
Anonymous No.106176076 [Report]
>>106175897
I just got reject from 2 interviews, and realized that getting a job is gonna take way longer than imagined. May as well do a longer project.

>>106175954
That sounds like sound advice, thanks.
Anonymous No.106176232 [Report]
>>106170026
>dankest memes
damn, first time i've seen this since 2018
Anonymous No.106176537 [Report]
>>106175700
they took you back with a pay bump? why?
Anonymous No.106177879 [Report] >>106184354
>>106147834
hey bro, how hard is getting a job in indonesia this year? do you have any internship while on college?
Anonymous No.106177976 [Report]
>>106150955
>why don't you blame the trillion dollar corporations launching these vibe coding products?
>maybe their models shouldn't be shitty enough to be making those mistakes?
wow... you're fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.106178483 [Report]
Yelled at an uppity black walmart employee in customer service. Got told she's "refusing service". left. feels good anyway
Anonymous No.106180167 [Report] >>106180281
I'm thinking we're back bros
Anonymous No.106180281 [Report] >>106183433
>>106180167
>I'm thinking we're back bros
back to square one?
FUCK man i already payed tuition for my master's semester
Anonymous No.106180898 [Report]
herro? did you guys commit sudoku?
Anonymous No.106181326 [Report] >>106181863
After almost 90 applications I have finally been asked to something like an interview. It's a pre-recorded "digital interview."
They got back to me literally the day after I applied so I'm feeling optimistic.
What am I in for?
Anonymous No.106181494 [Report]
>>106159912
make them up. Give them an email contact for a cheap domain you buy that ties in with the name of the company. if they need a phone number do an accent on a temporary number you can rent, I'm not even joking, probably email would be fine though.
Anonymous No.106181863 [Report]
>>106181326
AI video training.
Anonymous No.106182819 [Report] >>106184135
>>106139058 (OP)
i just got offered an interview for a devops job
how should i prepare/what should i know in order to do well in the interview/job
Anonymous No.106183433 [Report]
>>106180281
With a masters degree you can be a walmart manager that only deals with instacart pickups. YAY
Anonymous No.106183981 [Report]
>Individual agrees that a breach or default of the terms of this Agreement will cause irreparable harm to Company and, therefore, in the event of any such breach or default, Company shall be entitled to injunctive relief, specific performance, or other equitable relief.
wtf is injunctive relief and specific performance relief?
this is where it says dont steal customers from the store btw
Anonymous No.106184135 [Report]
>>106182819
learn how to ci/cd their entire infrastructure. they're expecting 20 years of experience.
Anonymous No.106184296 [Report] >>106184794
>>106175880
if you find ecommerce/finance projects boring you'll find ecommerce/finance tasks on your job boring as well
Anonymous No.106184354 [Report] >>106191140
>>106177879
as long as you have at least 3.2 GPA you can mass apply anywhere

the problem is the job market is fucking shit. Third world shithole countries govt always said that they're "opening 20 trillion gorillion jobs" and ever since time immemorial turd world jobs always requires the tasks of an entire department cramped into one person.
Anonymous No.106184401 [Report] >>106184903 >>106191028
two jobs reached out to me and want to phone interview tomorrow an hour apart im hyperventilating in fear rn and gonna hve a heart attack FUCK
Anonymous No.106184794 [Report] >>106185302
>>106184296
Better a boring job than sleeping on the streets.
Anonymous No.106184809 [Report] >>106184966
If you're unemployed you have time to think about this:
>>106184730
Anonymous No.106184903 [Report] >>106184974
>>106184401
Don't worry ya finna get rejected from both.
Anonymous No.106184966 [Report] >>106185773
>>106184809
Still gotta have money to dedicate time for that. Even indie game devs had to set aside a few years of cash before they could even get to work full time on a project. Market shake ups like what's going on right now facilitate these niche startups to exist later on.
Anonymous No.106184974 [Report] >>106184997
>>106184903
i hope so even though i desperately need a job
i might just not try at all
Anonymous No.106184997 [Report]
>>106184974
Nah, do it. I just go rejected by two this week, but it opened my eyes on many things.
Anonymous No.106185287 [Report] >>106185336 >>106185928
>>106174994
update:
i went through it like a breeze
i started on 7.30 and now it's 8.50. I thought it would take me until 9.30

the problem is I RAN OUT OF TIME DURING THE PROGRAMMING TEST BECAUSE THE WEB KEEPS BEEPING EACH TIME I TRY TO OPEN MY IDE (ECLIPSE) AND TYPE ON IT.

I FAILED TO SUBMIT EVEN ONE QUESTION.

I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE LIKE 30 MINUTES LEFT ON THE ENTIRE TEST BUT I FAILED TO READ THAT THE PROGRAMMING TASK ONLY HAS 30 MINUTES. I SWEAR I WAS TYPING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IT SHOWS "DUN DUN DUN YOUR TIME IS UP"

the problem was fucking simple like
"input: bunch of numbers" output "1) sort the numbers from min to max, 2) print numbers that can be divided by 5)

this is why you do leetcode guys.
time is everything.
doesn't matter HOW you do it, but YOU need to do it FAST

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
Anonymous No.106185302 [Report]
>>106184794
luckily you have a loving family and you help around with chores with pleasant attitude so the 2nd scenario will likely never happens no matter what, right?
Anonymous No.106185336 [Report]
>>106185287
ya blew it
Anonymous No.106185750 [Report] >>106185805
>>106174994
>This is due in 10 hours fuuuuuuckkk
sounds like they're filtering for cucks. you got this
Anonymous No.106185773 [Report] >>106186257
>>106184966
>Still gotta have money to dedicate time for that. Even indie game devs had to set aside a few years of cash before they could even get to work full time on a project. Market shake ups like what's going on right now facilitate these niche startups to exist later on.
I've got ~1.5M after a decade of tech work and I did my last 3 remotely from SEA before getting laid off. I've got a big SEA runway now, but I think my best idea is "go back to school for another field" at this point
Anonymous No.106185805 [Report]
>>106185750
doesheknow.jpg
Anonymous No.106185810 [Report] >>106185892 >>106185905 >>106185920 >>106186273 >>106186814
Was interviewing a pale Somalian/Ethiopian fellow called Assyria ( that was his actual name ). Age 29.
Incredibly quiet fellow all throughout; he'd write his answers in pseudocode first, filling up pages, proceed next, and all his verbalized explanations were incomprehensible. I suspect autism. When asked to 'simplify' further, he would hand me and my colleague ( Vanessa ) the pseudocode filled pages and say - 'that's explanation enough.'
Well, after discussion with Vanessa, we decided not to hire him. Sure, he answered every question perfectly ( about 15 HLCQ ), and sure, the pseudocode was great too, but Vanessa didn't like he wasn't communicating nice, how blunt he was.
The man stormed off looking just as he did stepping in. I don't think he cared for anything. He didn't even seem to know what 'gpt' or anything was ( I asked ). His laptop was a ProBook 6470b running windows 7. Pokemon stickers. Keyboard was missing eight keys.
He took all the pseudocode stuff too. It was 6 A4 pages of nonsense.
That same day, we hired a zoomie ( age 22 ) who was lively, spirited, and collaborative ( according to Vanessa ). He was clean, well dressed, well groomed, and smiling all throughout. Used a mac.
Incidentally, the Ethiopian/Somalian guy was wearing an anime shirt. You could tell once he took off his sweater, got into his car and drove off. He was wearing slippers the entire time.
Don't be like him.
Anonymous No.106185892 [Report]
>>106185810
Yep don't be somalian thanks anon
Anonymous No.106185905 [Report]
>>106185810
I hope Assyria finds this comment and uses it in a giant lawsuit against your company and then they're forced to hire him and you have to work with him. Sounds like the beginning of a great sitcom
Anonymous No.106185920 [Report]
>>106185810
I bet he posts here 100%.
Anonymous No.106185928 [Report]
>>106185287
Damn you didn't even fail fizzbuzz. You just failed buzz.
Anonymous No.106185971 [Report] >>106186050 >>106186346
>>106158749
Look for jobs in shitty areas or small towns. Nobody with a clearance wants to live there so they'll hire you instantly and pay decently well 80k-130k

Try the desert specifically
Anonymous No.106186050 [Report] >>106186300
>>106185971
Don't do this, small towns usually have one local tech company that has a monopoly on the whole area. If it's got businesses in it, there is a monopolistic tech company to keep their computers and cash registers working. And they usually only hire family members.
Anonymous No.106186218 [Report] >>106186654 >>106186656
>decide to look at leetcode
>see problem of the day
>literally no idea how it goes about one of the explanations
>just look up editorial
>more shit I barely understand
Okay I give up on this field. Programming isn't for me. I have no idea why I got a compsci degree. I have no idea what the fuck to do with my life now. Even if I could get an interview I'd fail.
Anonymous No.106186257 [Report] >>106187314
>>106185773
You from singapore?
Anonymous No.106186267 [Report] >>106186369
Would you rather work in a company with dedicated tech division / department or work in a tech illiterate company and you're basically the "do everything" guy? If you have experienced the latter, how do you manage through the whole thing at least for a year? How often do you utilize AI? (Keyword being manage, not survive)
Anonymous No.106186273 [Report]
>>106185810
What's HLCQ?
Also this is why mac is goated
At least the somalian guy owns a car.
Anonymous No.106186300 [Report]
>>106186050
He's got a clearance, obviously he's going to try for a government contractor position not some grocery store it job
Anonymous No.106186346 [Report] >>106186413
>>106185971
I should have clarified about locations, my bad. I live in Denver. (I can run to Palantir's headquarters in five minutes, but somehow they only have 11 job openings there and I already got rejected from the only one relevant to me lol fuck.) I'm willing to stay in the general Denver area or move to pretty much any metropolitan area of like ~500k population or greater on the West Coast or the general area of Boston. Because this job market is awful I'm also considering Texas, Utah, and Arizona. This doesn't sound outrageously picky to me but man this shit just ain't working.
The last time I was job searching (2023) I sent out three applications and then landed some unrelated job 20 minutes from me that a recruiter offered me out of nowhere. (That job sucked and I regret taking it, but that's not the point). Fast-forward to 2025 and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, WHERE DID THE JOBS GO?

I got carried away, but my point is I don't want to move to a small town (until I find a wife) or a shithole (ever). I appreciate the advice though.
Anonymous No.106186369 [Report] >>106186559
>>106186267
I'd prefer the later unless your just a button pusher lost in the crowd of the big corpo.
Just rig everything to work exactly how they ask you to and nothing more. If it takes more than a single day to do manually, automate it. If they ask you how long it will take, always factor in some time to slack and some time in case you can't figure it out immediately. Make sure that they think you're always working your ass off even when it's easy work. When they ask you to do something stupid, tell them that you'll look into it even if you already know it won't work Then come back with exact reasons why it won't work, and an alternative solution. Be sure to write your own documentation and log your work so you don't forget how to dissect your abomination a year later.
Anonymous No.106186413 [Report]
>>106186346
You'll have a hard time finding a good paying local job there. You could try Boulder or Colorado Springs if you haven't already.

I'm out in Nevada an hour from Reno and we have plenty of jobs out here for techs with clearances. If you really want to live in the city then you could commute.
Anonymous No.106186559 [Report]
>>106186369
The later being tech illiterate means they don't understand how things work. They want you to make a ridesharing app in one day then go analyze the market next day, then organize a retreat on friday.
Anonymous No.106186654 [Report]
>>106186218
>Even if I could get an interview I'd fail.
The more interview you failed means closer to the ones you suceed
Anonymous No.106186656 [Report]
>>106186218
see >>106145116
Anonymous No.106186814 [Report]
>>106185810
You ever licked Vanessa's armpits?
Anonymous No.106187314 [Report] >>106188560
>>106186257
>You from singapore?
from USA
Anonymous No.106187517 [Report] >>106187539 >>106187601 >>106188221
i got the job!!!! i am no longer unemployed, bros!!
this is my last post in this general, thank you so much for the (non-existent) emotional support, i love you all (no homo)
Anonymous No.106187539 [Report]
>>106187517
see you in a jiffy
Anonymous No.106187601 [Report]
>>106187517
Congrats man. We're all gonna make it.
Anonymous No.106188221 [Report] >>106189080
>>106187517
On the other hand, I got fired, so I'll be staying here for the foreseeable future. Don't intend on working for the next 20 years. Fuck it all.
Anonymous No.106188252 [Report]
How to include a pornography related experience in your resume in a way that it won't immediately trigger the HR whores?
Anonymous No.106188283 [Report] >>106188398
Have you guys tried hiringcafe? It lists jobs from indeed, linkedin and employer sites. Apparently a bunch of r*dditors use it to get a 2nd wfh job.
Anonymous No.106188398 [Report]
>>106188283
I use Jobright.ai which is similar and has more roles

And also Handshake since it has more roles and I'm a uni student... sometimes
Anonymous No.106188560 [Report] >>106190188
>>106187314
Eh but i read that you worked remotely from SEA, i thought you mean southeast asia
Anonymous No.106188668 [Report] >>106190218
Genuine honest to god question. If I'm looking for an entry-level software job with a STEM degree, given Chatgpt-5 and more, should I just switch fields? Or can I still sneak in before the great filtering?
Anonymous No.106188757 [Report]
>>106140247
I don't blame them. Search engines absolutely suck nowadays
Anonymous No.106188898 [Report]
>>106172340
You know that something is wrong with this world. You just don't know what it is yet. Look into /r/escapingprisonplanet.
Anonymous No.106189063 [Report] >>106189106
I think I'm terminally underemployed at this point
Anonymous No.106189080 [Report] >>106189111
>>106188221
how do you plan on explaining the 20 year gap?
Anonymous No.106189106 [Report] >>106189142
>>106189063
what's your job? atleast you are employed
Anonymous No.106189111 [Report]
>>106189080
just make shit up
Anonymous No.106189142 [Report] >>106190667
>>106189106
Cagie-tier wagie
Anonymous No.106190188 [Report] >>106190620
>>106188560
>Eh but i read that you worked remotely from SEA, i thought you mean southeast asia
I'm an american that worked remotely in southeast and east asia (japan, thailand, taiwan, vietnam, philippines, indonesia, etc)
Anonymous No.106190218 [Report]
>>106188668
>Genuine honest to god question. If I'm looking for an entry-level software job with a STEM degree, given Chatgpt-5 and more, should I just switch fields? Or can I still sneak in before the great filtering?
I would just leetcode + system design, network and get into as big of a company as you can.

Even before LLMs, many guys wasted their time inefficiently working for these fly by night dinky startups. those jobs always sucked, but existed. Now a lot of those are potentially going away.

I'd just go top tier or bust. if you weren't willing to move to NYC, SF, Seattle, or at least some sort of hub for a while or were too lazy/intimitated to leetcode, I'd switch. if you aren't about that life for whatever reason, train into something more realistic. this isn't medicine where every town and city has a hospital to work at in every state. you're either on a good/viable project or you're not.
Anonymous No.106190620 [Report] >>106190729 >>106191234
>>106190188
>southeast and east asia (japan, thailand, taiwan, vietnam, philippines, indonesia, etc)
doesn't these jobs pay like shit? i live in indonesia and most of us, just like indians would rather do remote jobs or get work visa to get dollars. how much do you get paid in SEA-tier salary?
Anonymous No.106190632 [Report] >>106190667
honest to god, how do you guys make small income on the side while jobhunting?
Anonymous No.106190663 [Report]
>>106161034
devs who suck at coding get hired because the hiring manager is an impostor whom doesn't want to get embarassed or found out that they never coded a day in their life, are the direct cause of all the failed projects they manage (which as all of their projects), is not technical, and is a fool.

There is nothing more terrifying to an impostor than a dev that can code.
Anonymous No.106190667 [Report]
>>106190632
>working
Get a cagie-tier wagie job like >>106189142
And switch your brain off so you don't immediately neck
Anonymous No.106190729 [Report] >>106191597 >>106191676
>>106190620
>doesn't these jobs pay like shit? i live in indonesia and most of us, just like indians would rather do remote jobs or get work visa to get dollars. how much do you get paid in SEA-tier salary?
I worked for a USA company for literally 300k USD/year remote. Of course I wouldn't get a SEA wagie job. If I went local I'd only go top tier like working for Grab/Agoda, but even those don't compete with USA.

outside of that, I'd just do solo development, fish for a western contract, teach english or do literally anything else. Software isn't worth doing for under $10k per month minimum. It's a soulless craft
Anonymous No.106190782 [Report]
might kill myself aha
Anonymous No.106190823 [Report]
>>106139123
Depends on the job
Anonymous No.106191028 [Report]
>>106184401
Two phone interviews is easy nigga i had 3 interviews per day last week and im still unemployed
Anonymous No.106191132 [Report]
>>106139135
I do my own plumbing
with my teeth
Anonymous No.106191140 [Report] >>106191597
>>106184354
this year is the end of my freshman. And my now 2.9, do you think I have a chance to get intern on my sophomore?
Anonymous No.106191179 [Report] >>106193262
Anyone else send themselves rejection emails right after an interview to pre-cope rejections? Couldnt just be me right? Haha…
Anonymous No.106191234 [Report] >>106191597
>>106190620
>i live in indonesia
what's the best part of your country to buy a 100-200k property and sort of NEET out, ride motorcycles, read, and date some gals? Bali is absolutely a mess
Anonymous No.106191507 [Report]
Another week of nothing
Anonymous No.106191597 [Report] >>106191875 >>106192231
>>106191234
Surakarta, Central Java
Yogyakarta if you're feeling quirky
Bekasi if you want to feel something like Jakarta but less pretentious.

>>106190729
Ohhh so you're an american working for jobs from the west but living in SEA?

>teach english or do literally anything else.
Sounds great, how do you get this side gigs?

>>106191140
Mass apply, no kidding. At least 30 jobs per week. Don't think too much about it and just click apply and send your resume. At least 3 per day after you eat breakfast or before dinner. Track your application on a spreadsheet. Dont set it up too long. Other than linkedin I'd recommend techinasia, kalibrr, and dealls. Try jobstreet and indeed too

Glints and kitalulus is fucking trash

But of course if you truly want to get hired faster you should reach out your career center in your uni. Talk to professors and your friends. See if they can get you into something.

Honestly any experience is good though, not just internship. See if you can work as a teaching / lab assistant. Most internship in indogland requires full commitment (i.e. you have to be in office and can't attend classes).

Also during long semester break, assuming you're not failing any classes and not repeating any, ask your parents if you can apply for certification program like this place https://www.idn.id/

Look really deep in what you want to be good at. If you like business aspect more in tech then get SAP / ERP training. Be good at leetcode as well but honestly you can use chatgpt for that.

Ask more and I'll try my best to answer.

Oh yeah and whatever you do DO NOT FUCKING GET ADDICTED TO PORN.

Hit the gym.
Anonymous No.106191646 [Report]
>>106139058 (OP)
all that image shows is that vocational programs disguised as bachelors degrees make money and actual college degrees in liberal arts don't. like as if anybody needed to be told that.
Anonymous No.106191676 [Report] >>106191875
>>106190729
>300k USD/year remote
jesus... how much money do you have saved up?
Anonymous No.106191748 [Report]
I feel like I have to do a jeet thing (I lied and I have to lie again so that no one questions the original lie) but I feel so dirty doing it.
Anonymous No.106191875 [Report]
>>106191597
>Ohhh so you're an american working for jobs from the west but living in SEA?
exactly. I worked nocturnally and slept morning until afternoon to do this. I was "based out of" Seattle on paper and knew several other guys doing this. Get a job on the west coast and then move to Asia to work at night. They never checked my logins or they simply never cared. I didn't hide it at all from a technical standpoint.

Thanks for the indonesia recommendation list. I knew of yogyakarta, but never heard of Surakarta. I'm here in bali visiting family who came to briefly visit asia. Before this, i had only ever been to Bandung, within ID. I liked how many basketball courts Bandung had.
>>106191676
>jesus... how much money do you have saved up?
I'm worth 1.5M and rising @ age 32, but I started my career at 60k/year -> 90k/yr -> 130k/yr -> 165k/yr before getting the 250-300k one for the past three years. My main tip is leetcode hard into the best company you possibly can. Sit unemployed to train longer if you have the priviledge to. Avoiding leetcode just to end up in a worse company with easy interview gets you the results you would expect: worse career progression, worse pay, dumber colleagues, worse codebase. LEETCODE IS THE BEST ROI aside from hitting the jackpot on building your own successful software.

Lots of good engineers make 200-300k remote after a decade btw. they at least did until the past couple years and many still continue to do so. I also attended a top university fwiw. not top for eng, but top overall.
Anonymous No.106192231 [Report]
>>106191597
>Sounds great, how do you get this side gigs?
haven't secured it, but has been my idea to hop into full time (20-30hr per week actually) if I wanted something to do and would get visa + a little income. not rushing into it now though

people do this in Vietnam and taiwan by going full time then taking some students private.
Anonymous No.106192609 [Report]
>2 year college degree
>2 years of helpdesk
>3 years of small business sysadmin
>get 2 worthless certs
>wake up every day to "Thank you for applying but we're not going with your shit fucking faggot resume" over and over and over
Anonymous No.106192729 [Report] >>106193696
I don't get why you fags never talk about interesting stuff to make side money. have you ever visited blackhatworld.com?

btw, this thread is about to expire. someone pls bake.
Anonymous No.106193056 [Report]
So on my resume i put down my gpa as 3.7 because that's my "technical" gpa. on my transcript the cumulative gpa is 3.3. I decided not to lie and modify the unofficial transcript in case they request the official one. But how screwed am I with this discrepancy?
Anonymous No.106193093 [Report] >>106193360 >>106193972
Just got an offer for $140k base, should I take it?
Anonymous No.106193262 [Report]
>>106191179
Anon, I'll accept you
Anonymous No.106193360 [Report]
>>106193093
If you're unemployed, yes. Then you can keep job searching while you're supported if you need to. Companies are like women, you're more desirable when you're already vetted and taken.
Anonymous No.106193696 [Report]
>>106192729
>blackhatworld.com
it's probably easier to just get a job than be successful at whatever the fuck they are posting about on that website
Anonymous No.106193876 [Report] >>106193957
Another day of unemployment. It's already 2pm and I'm still at my desk in underwear since 5am. I think I'm just going to waste this whole afternoon and evening as well.

What about you?
Anonymous No.106193957 [Report] >>106194034
>>106193876
What kind of underwear?
Anonymous No.106193972 [Report]
>>106193093
Why do you not want to take the offer?
Anonymous No.106194034 [Report]
>>106193957
They are joe fresh/no name brand briefs. They're crusty, unfortunately. Maybe, tomorrow I might fix something. It's been a while...