>>106153346 (OP)Only C, JVM (Java, Clojure, Scala, Kotlin) and Haskell exist. All other languages are irrelevant
>I wanna webshit Use a JVM language for the backend. If you use something that isn't a shit library like Spring Boot you're going to be ok, the JVM is really good with it's GC. Don't really like java? Use literally any other JVM based language.
>Quick CLI utilityEither Haskell or C, bash if it's really really simple. Haskell if you'll be parsing text. Parser combinators ftw.
>Performance intensive applicationC or C-style C++, in the worst case (please no "modern" C++). No you don't need Rust, yes you can use Assembly if it's something that needs that much optimization.
>I want to do big dataJVM, once again
>AI! LLMs!Java or C++. Python is a massive cope for this.
>I'm only learning programming to get a jobJava is the best language for enterprise bullshitting and moving papers around pretending to work (modern software development)
You shouldn't bother with any other languages