>>106153346 (OP)
Only C, JVM (Java, Clojure, Scala, Kotlin) and Haskell exist. All other languages are irrelevant
>I wanna webshit
Use a JVM language for the backend. If you use something that isn't a shit library like Spring Boot you're going to be ok, the JVM is really good with it's GC. Don't really like java? Use literally any other JVM based language.
>Quick CLI utility
Either Haskell or C, bash if it's really really simple. Haskell if you'll be parsing text. Parser combinators ftw.
>Performance intensive application
C or C-style C++, in the worst case (please no "modern" C++). No you don't need Rust, yes you can use Assembly if it's something that needs that much optimization.
>I want to do big data
JVM, once again
>AI! LLMs!
Java or C++. Python is a massive cope for this.
>I'm only learning programming to get a job
Java is the best language for enterprise bullshitting and moving papers around pretending to work (modern software development)
You shouldn't bother with any other languages