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Anonymous No.106155541 [Report] >>106155561 >>106155625 >>106155661 >>106155672 >>106155723 >>106155908 >>106156122 >>106156207 >>106156374 >>106156384 >>106156948 >>106157289 >>106157326 >>106157964 >>106158000 >>106159676 >>106160374 >>106160491 >>106160528 >>106161447 >>106162874 >>106163082 >>106163295 >>106164236 >>106164983 >>106165757 >>106165792 >>106172126 >>106174542 >>106174950 >>106174960 >>106175742
It's over
They're replacing traffic cops now.
Anonymous No.106155561 [Report] >>106156983
>>106155541 (OP)
Yeah, like we can't see his handler standing right behind him, chang. You retarded bugman piece of shit.
Anonymous No.106155590 [Report] >>106155634
Soon they'll replace traffic lights
Anonymous No.106155625 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
I thought we mostly replaced traffic cops with stop lights decades ago?
Anonymous No.106155634 [Report]
>>106155590
Soon they'll replace my wife's boyfriend.
Anonymous No.106155661 [Report] >>106165129
>>106155541 (OP)
+$.50
Anonymous No.106155672 [Report] >>106174542
>>106155541 (OP)
ayo muh fugga gimme your...ah shit nigga lets just fuck it up and try to fuck it. white boy gonna get it
Anonymous No.106155723 [Report] >>106155918 >>106155981 >>106156389 >>106156832 >>106156927 >>106164209 >>106164241 >>106167902 >>106168059 >>106175023
>>106155541 (OP)
>robot wearing a helmet
Anonymous No.106155908 [Report] >>106157426 >>106157440
>>106155541 (OP)
Retarded idea and will never work in practice, unless its constantly connected to the grid but then whats the point when you have system working already.
Anonymous No.106155918 [Report]
>>106155723
top protect it's head, you dumb tranime poster
Anonymous No.106155981 [Report]
>>106155723
It's a sign of respect
Anonymous No.106156122 [Report] >>106172235
>>106155541 (OP)
>boston dynamic only showed its shitty robots in hand crafted demos. never let them in the public because MUH SAFETY
>based china doesnt give a fuck and demos its humanoid robots in public because its awesome
i love china bros
Anonymous No.106156207 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
man, if it could cite the idiots parked on the crosswalk, i'd lobby to have one in every intersection
Anonymous No.106156275 [Report]
That's a pointless job though
Anonymous No.106156374 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
I like the light-up crosswalk, that's pretty cool.
Anonymous No.106156384 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
Bugs are attracted to lights.
Anonymous No.106156389 [Report] >>106156855
>>106155723
(。>﹏<。) No.106156832 [Report] >>106158026
>>106155723
he's bald
Anonymous No.106156855 [Report]
>>106156389
kino
Anonymous No.106156927 [Report]
>>106155723
So the robot knows it's a valued collegue and not just a tool.
Anonymous No.106156948 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
somehow this looks even worse than first gen sex bots
Anonymous No.106156983 [Report]
>>106155561
>handler
They are robots, not niggers. Show some respect.
Anonymous No.106157289 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
_ ____ __ ____ ___ _____
Anonymous No.106157326 [Report] >>106159756
>>106155541 (OP)
Let me guess, Dubai
because only those sand niggers have enough money to deploy this shit in large numbers
Anonymous No.106157363 [Report] >>106157436 >>106165718
It's over
They're replacing musicians
Anonymous No.106157426 [Report]
>>106155908
Literally a traffic light with arms and legs
Anonymous No.106157436 [Report]
>>106157363
Back in the day the title of a computer was given to a human being, typically a bank worker or a science firm, who literally crunched the numbers all day long
Anonymous No.106157440 [Report]
>>106155908
It's probably controlled by an operator. It might save cop's life from a speeding vehicle.
Anonymous No.106157964 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
>Robots replacing cops
Uh oh. I see where this is going.
>https://youtu.be/TYsulVXpgYg?t=59&si=Juv8i53W6xADS-rn
Anonymous No.106158000 [Report] >>106158007
>>106155541 (OP)
I want to replace traffic lights with Best Korean traffic cops, not shitty robots. We truly live in the worst timeline.
Anonymous No.106158007 [Report]
>>106158000
Would marry
Anonymous No.106158026 [Report] >>106166017
>>106156832
What does that have to do with wearing a helmet?
Anonymous No.106159676 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
Reminds me of that Thomas Sowell quote about the modern era being nothing but taking things which work and replacing them with something that sounds like a good idea. They replaced 3 lightbulbs on a timer with an entire ass expensive robot that only does the same thing.
Anonymous No.106159756 [Report]
>>106157326
>obvious shown Chinese characters
>"look it's Dubai!"
You are American or retarded, right?
Anonymous No.106160374 [Report] >>106160776
>>106155541 (OP)
Traffic cops have already been replaced with machines everywhere else on earth.
Anonymous No.106160491 [Report] >>106160776
>>106155541 (OP)
It's over, they're replacing traffic cops now.
Anonymous No.106160528 [Report] >>106161254
>>106155541 (OP)
Cool, what does this do that a traffic light doesn't?
Anonymous No.106160776 [Report] >>106161214 >>106163232 >>106163270
>>106160491
>>106160374
Amerifat infrastructure is so broken they need obese traffic cones to walk around in the middle of a junction, because their traffic lights tend to break or snap having suspended them with thin loose electrical wire.
Anonymous No.106161214 [Report]
>>106160776
But the video was recorded in china???
Anonymous No.106161254 [Report] >>106161411
>>106160528
>Amerifat infrastructure is so broken they need obese traffic cones to walk around in the middle of a junction, because their traffic lights tend to break or snap having suspended them with thin loose electrical wire.
Anonymous No.106161411 [Report] >>106169945
>>106161254
>"mutts are retarded"
>...deranged NAFO posting
>...posts UK infrastructure
go back
Anonymous No.106161447 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
>cars parked right in the middle of the crossing
>not actually checking and ensuring it's safe before blindly waving changs to their liveleak debut
Anonymous No.106161895 [Report]
What's its battery life?
Anonymous No.106162874 [Report] >>106168374
>>106155541 (OP)
if only someone created some lights on pole that would tell the cars if they can go or stop

then we would not need people or robutts pointing their arms
Anonymous No.106163082 [Report] >>106163438
>>106155541 (OP)
if I run them over I'll get less time than if I killed an actual per-
>China
Nevermind.
Anonymous No.106163232 [Report]
>>106160776
what are you even talking about bro
are you feeling okay?
Anonymous No.106163270 [Report]
>>106160776
Are you talking about the people who's job is to guide kids across the street in the morning/afternoon for school?
Anonymous No.106163295 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
I can't wait to see Liveleak videos of drivers deliberately driving into robots
Anonymous No.106163438 [Report] >>106163921
>>106163082
You'd still go to prison for killing a chinaman in china even if you don't consider them people.
Anonymous No.106163921 [Report]
>>106163438
not if i have more social credit than he does
Anonymous No.106164209 [Report]
>>106155723
It teaches dumb meatbags how to behave properly
Anonymous No.106164236 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
This is just a traffic light with extra steps while costing more.
Anonymous No.106164241 [Report]
>>106155723
there's a case around your computer
Anonymous No.106164983 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
Check out the movie Elysium (2013) R 1h 49m
to see the future for Boston Dynamic robots.
Anonymous No.106165129 [Report]
>>106155661
This.
Anonymous No.106165164 [Report]
>those fucking cars in the back stopping right on top of the crossing
PIECE OF SHIT CUNTS, IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING PASS, DON'T FUCKING BLOCK CROSS-TRAFFIC
of course it's a fucking taxi as well
Anonymous No.106165175 [Report]
If a fancy robot can lead the traffic, then portable traffic lights can do the same for 1% of the price.

There is nothing functional that these actuators provide that can't be accomplished with LEDs.
Anonymous No.106165718 [Report]
>>106157363
did you know factories used to hire musicians to play during work ours to the workers? then radio was invented and they went out of work. they also hired readers to read them the newspaper aloud.
Anonymous No.106165757 [Report] >>106165772
>>106155541 (OP)
Note that they're having to walk in between cars that are in the crosswalk.
Anonymous No.106165772 [Report]
>>106165757
Also as soon as they're through one of the cars pulls forward, completely blocking the crosswalk while other people start coming from the other side.
OS MASTER !JORDAN./os No.106165792 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
why isn't he arresting the chiggas blocking the crosswalk with their car?
(。>﹏<。) No.106166017 [Report]
>>106158026
he wears the helmet to hide it
Anonymous No.106167902 [Report] >>106168074
>>106155723
Because this thing costs more than the avarage human being
Anonymous No.106168059 [Report]
>>106155723
it's a robot, maybe the helmet is its head
Anonymous No.106168074 [Report] >>106168845
>>106167902
No it fucking doesn’t that shit code like five thousand bucks a human being cost more.
Anonymous No.106168374 [Report]
>>106162874
look at what country this is and then think of all the stereotypes you know about drivers from that country. they probably do need this.
Anonymous No.106168845 [Report]
>>106168074
>a human being cost more
Anonymous No.106169945 [Report]
>>106161411
>le NAFO
kys
Anonymous No.106172126 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.106172235 [Report]
>>106156122
It’s because they are probably sped up or something. I mean Boston Dynamics. Look up the latest tech demo video of Tesla Optimus and then compare it to any video online of the same robot serving popcorn. It is uselessly slow at serving it. China is just 15 years ahead of the rest of the world in robotics. Chinese robots can already run around and play catch with kids.
Anonymous No.106174542 [Report]
>>106155672
What china has being pursuing in the last 30 years
>>106155541 (OP)
What America has being pursuing for the last 100 years.

concerning.
Anonymous No.106174950 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
Never stopping for a clanker
Anonymous No.106174960 [Report]
>>106155541 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.106175023 [Report]
>>106155723
Because if Chinese drivers just saw the robot head before they committed to stopping they'd probably just run it over while doing a half assed attempt to avoid it.
Anonymous No.106175742 [Report] >>106179647
>>106155541 (OP)
No, it's truly over when they can do plumbing
Anonymous No.106179647 [Report] >>106181526
>>106175742
https://www.plumber.ai/
>Plumber.ai, how do I fix me leak?
>Let me take a photo of my pipes and you tell me which one is the broken one
Anonymous No.106181526 [Report]
>>106179647
Until a robot actually does plumbing autonomously it doesn't matter. LLMs don't have motor skills