Thread 106155541

They're replacing traffic cops now.

>>106155541 (OP)
Yeah, like we can't see his handler standing right behind him, chang. You retarded bugman piece of shit.

Soon they'll replace traffic lights

>>106155541 (OP)
I thought we mostly replaced traffic cops with stop lights decades ago?

>>106155590
Soon they'll replace my wife's boyfriend.

>>106155541 (OP)
+$.50

>>106155541 (OP)
ayo muh fugga gimme your...ah shit nigga lets just fuck it up and try to fuck it. white boy gonna get it

>>106155541 (OP)
>robot wearing a helmet

>>106155541 (OP)
Retarded idea and will never work in practice, unless its constantly connected to the grid but then whats the point when you have system working already.

>>106155723
top protect it's head, you dumb tranime poster

>>106155723
It's a sign of respect

>>106155541 (OP)
>boston dynamic only showed its shitty robots in hand crafted demos. never let them in the public because MUH SAFETY
>based china doesnt give a fuck and demos its humanoid robots in public because its awesome
i love china bros

>>106155541 (OP)
man, if it could cite the idiots parked on the crosswalk, i'd lobby to have one in every intersection

That's a pointless job though

>>106155541 (OP)
I like the light-up crosswalk, that's pretty cool.

>>106155541 (OP)
Bugs are attracted to lights.

>>106155723
he's bald

>>106156389
kino

>>106155723
So the robot knows it's a valued collegue and not just a tool.

>>106155541 (OP)
somehow this looks even worse than first gen sex bots

>>106155561
>handler
They are robots, not niggers. Show some respect.

>>106155541 (OP)
_ ____ __ ____ ___ _____

>>106155541 (OP)
Let me guess, Dubai
because only those sand niggers have enough money to deploy this shit in large numbers

It's over
They're replacing musicians

>>106155908
Literally a traffic light with arms and legs

>>106157363
Back in the day the title of a computer was given to a human being, typically a bank worker or a science firm, who literally crunched the numbers all day long

>>106155908
It's probably controlled by an operator. It might save cop's life from a speeding vehicle.

>>106155541 (OP)
>Robots replacing cops
Uh oh. I see where this is going.
>https://youtu.be/TYsulVXpgYg?t=59&si=Juv8i53W6xADS-rn

>>106155541 (OP)
I want to replace traffic lights with Best Korean traffic cops, not shitty robots. We truly live in the worst timeline.

>>106158000
Would marry

>>106156832
What does that have to do with wearing a helmet?

>>106155541 (OP)
Reminds me of that Thomas Sowell quote about the modern era being nothing but taking things which work and replacing them with something that sounds like a good idea. They replaced 3 lightbulbs on a timer with an entire ass expensive robot that only does the same thing.

>>106157326
>obvious shown Chinese characters
>"look it's Dubai!"
You are American or retarded, right?

>>106155541 (OP)
Traffic cops have already been replaced with machines everywhere else on earth.

>>106155541 (OP)
It's over, they're replacing traffic cops now.

>>106155541 (OP)
Cool, what does this do that a traffic light doesn't?

>>106160491
>>106160374
Amerifat infrastructure is so broken they need obese traffic cones to walk around in the middle of a junction, because their traffic lights tend to break or snap having suspended them with thin loose electrical wire.

>>106160776
But the video was recorded in china???

>>106160528
>Amerifat infrastructure is so broken they need obese traffic cones to walk around in the middle of a junction, because their traffic lights tend to break or snap having suspended them with thin loose electrical wire.

>>106161254
>"mutts are retarded"
>...deranged NAFO posting
>...posts UK infrastructure
go back

>>106155541 (OP)
>cars parked right in the middle of the crossing
>not actually checking and ensuring it's safe before blindly waving changs to their liveleak debut

What's its battery life?

>>106155541 (OP)
if only someone created some lights on pole that would tell the cars if they can go or stop

then we would not need people or robutts pointing their arms

>>106155541 (OP)
if I run them over I'll get less time than if I killed an actual per-
>China
Nevermind.

>>106160776
what are you even talking about bro
are you feeling okay?

>>106160776
Are you talking about the people who's job is to guide kids across the street in the morning/afternoon for school?

>>106155541 (OP)
I can't wait to see Liveleak videos of drivers deliberately driving into robots

>>106163082
You'd still go to prison for killing a chinaman in china even if you don't consider them people.

>>106163438
not if i have more social credit than he does

>>106155723
It teaches dumb meatbags how to behave properly

>>106155541 (OP)
This is just a traffic light with extra steps while costing more.

>>106155723
there's a case around your computer

>>106155541 (OP)
Check out the movie Elysium (2013) R 1h 49m
to see the future for Boston Dynamic robots.

>>106155661
This.

>those fucking cars in the back stopping right on top of the crossing
PIECE OF SHIT CUNTS, IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING PASS, DON'T FUCKING BLOCK CROSS-TRAFFIC
of course it's a fucking taxi as well

If a fancy robot can lead the traffic, then portable traffic lights can do the same for 1% of the price.

There is nothing functional that these actuators provide that can't be accomplished with LEDs.

>>106157363
did you know factories used to hire musicians to play during work ours to the workers? then radio was invented and they went out of work. they also hired readers to read them the newspaper aloud.

>>106155541 (OP)
Note that they're having to walk in between cars that are in the crosswalk.

>>106165757
Also as soon as they're through one of the cars pulls forward, completely blocking the crosswalk while other people start coming from the other side.

>>106155541 (OP)
why isn't he arresting the chiggas blocking the crosswalk with their car?

>>106158026
he wears the helmet to hide it

>>106155723
Because this thing costs more than the avarage human being

>>106155723
it's a robot, maybe the helmet is its head

>>106167902
No it fucking doesn’t that shit code like five thousand bucks a human being cost more.

>>106162874
look at what country this is and then think of all the stereotypes you know about drivers from that country. they probably do need this.

>>106168074
>a human being cost more

>>106161411
>le NAFO
kys

>>106155541 (OP)
kek

>>106156122
It’s because they are probably sped up or something. I mean Boston Dynamics. Look up the latest tech demo video of Tesla Optimus and then compare it to any video online of the same robot serving popcorn. It is uselessly slow at serving it. China is just 15 years ahead of the rest of the world in robotics. Chinese robots can already run around and play catch with kids.

>>106155672
What china has being pursuing in the last 30 years
>>106155541 (OP)
What America has being pursuing for the last 100 years.

concerning.

>>106155541 (OP)
Never stopping for a clanker

>>106155541 (OP)
kek

>>106155723
Because if Chinese drivers just saw the robot head before they committed to stopping they'd probably just run it over while doing a half assed attempt to avoid it.

>>106155541 (OP)
No, it's truly over when they can do plumbing

>>106175742
https://www.plumber.ai/
>Plumber.ai, how do I fix me leak?
>Let me take a photo of my pipes and you tell me which one is the broken one

>>106179647
Until a robot actually does plumbing autonomously it doesn't matter. LLMs don't have motor skills