Does using an esoteric linux distro impress girls at parties?

yes absolutely bring up your obscure software choices, your equivalent wealth in nerd coins, how many full towers you can lift, etc

>>106170676 (OP)
I'm never going to get a gf am I?
:(

My wife rides the shit out of me everyday and I daily drive Devuan so maybe

>>106170676 (OP)
Only if you're at the right parties.

>>106170676 (OP)
Gross and disease-spreading pilled.

I am a 70 year old man and I regularly go to parties to make out with drunk 18 year olds

>>106170799
Yes, but I wish I had the option to choose this.

>>106170700
You are Kohai, keep grinding, money and lifting wise.

I tasted a girl's breath once on accident and the degree to which it instantly and completely aroused me was terrifying. It should legitimately be considered a form of rape for a woman to approach a man.

>>106170676 (OP)
only if they have a penis.

>>106170676 (OP)
i wonder if herpes and papilloma virus can be contracted through oral secretions

>>106170676 (OP)
A girl smiled at me once and I daily Hannah Montana Linux.

Depends what parties but like most male dominated hobbies you're mostly likely to impress the men.

>>106170811
on a wheelchair?

>>106171264
They especially like when I "pull up" for lack of a better word
in my wheelchair

>>106170676 (OP)
you guys bring your laptops to parties?

>>106171557
You don't?

>>106170700
You honestly don't want chicks like that. They are low IQ and are often horrible at sex. A lot of 9/10 girls have it easy so they are horrible at everything they do.

An above average looking chick is more obtainable is much better at sex.

>>106171557
how the fuck would you neofetch otherwise?

>>106171639
>woman
>good at sex
Okay virgin.

>>106170676 (OP)
yes

Actually it does, that's how I met my third wife.

Indian thread

you get hard at whites making out and imagine you being the white chad

>>106171639
why the fuck would i want a girl who is good at sex?

You have to think from their perspective it's no big deal and it doesn't have any meaning. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in my cunt, back when I was maybe 12, everyone would just fucking kiss like everyone used to pierce their fucking ears and noses. This week this guy would kiss this hoe, next week he would kiss another hoe. Don't put much stock on hoes, they will stop giving a fuck about you at a moment's notice. They're not used to any sort of sexual interaction meaning anything other than "fun" and "excitement". Or "disappointment".

>>106173190
so you can cum?

>>106170676 (OP)
of course

Is this what life is like for them normies?

>>106172214
you can neofetch on your rooted AOSP phone with termux. ladies love it.

>>106171639
this. hot chicks don't give a shit, and think it's enough for them to lie down, and smell pretty. many won't even give head. <7 are way more fun.

Only if you use gentoo

gnu linux brings all the bitches to my yard
damn right it's better then arch

Free consensual exchange means resources will be distributed unevenly and that's just, a need is not a right and it doesn't incur in any obligation for others, simple as that, I am a capitalist, but not a meritrocrat.

Sorry, wrong place

>>106173412
based and offtopicpilled