The absolute state of Gen Z "programmers"

>>106176151 (OP)
Yeah I hate little kids trying to learn stuff and asking for help

>>106176151 (OP)
>>>/v/

The irony of nocode /g/tards picking on little kids who are showing initiative. This fucking board is beyond pathetic.

>>106176151 (OP)
lol the couch reacts

>>106176151 (OP)
the only issue i see is
>all the way till the very end

>>106176190
/3/ is even worse

>>106176151 (OP)
STFU nigger. They are trying to learn something.

>>106176151 (OP)
>you have the same hobby as a little kid

>>106176151 (OP)
wouldn't that be gen alpha
zoomers should be getting their first jobs and shiet

>>106176151 (OP)
Why would you need "couching" (kek) when you've got everything you need and more already on the Internet for you to pick up and self-teach?

>>106176285
there are zoomers in their late 20s at this point

>>106176314
The problem when you were kid and starting out is you don't know where to start, what to learn.

>>106176326
Zoomers are old now... It's over.

>>106176151 (OP)
Whats wrong with trying to learn? At least they are doing something unlike some faggots that spend their time spamming shit threads on 4chan.

>>106176331
It's literally entering "how to learn x" or "how to do y" on any search engine. I wasn't as clueless as a kid (just lazy as fuck).

>>106176384
All search engines are cucked by ads, AI generated articles and SEO nowadays. Most of them give you a step-by-step instruction to do some random shit instead of explaining things and tell you what you need to learn to do stuff by yourself to solve your own problem.

>>106176384
When is the last time you searched for something?

>>106176384
>Click article for an 8-point generic ai slop
>Click video to be greeted by indian voice with a horrible mic
>Click forum for ai generated answers to ai generated questions
Ahhhhhh, the modern internet.
Aren't we so lucky to have all these resources within our grasp?

>kid phoneposting on Discord going by the autoreplace words
>probably just searched Youtube videos rather than text guides
>probably doesn't even know Minecraft runs on Java or that that involves

>>106176455
>>106176649
>>106176710
Goddamn, I KNEW somebody would jump down my throat regarding the utterly appalling state of search engines for the last fifteen years or so, but not like this. Anyway, There are ways to filter out results, and there are plenty of resources with pointers to source material still. If you've got real interest, you'll find it eventually. If you're a retard, though, you'll never make it.

>>106176151 (OP)
Zoomer derangement syndrome is real.

>>106176151 (OP)
>a personal couch

yeah it would be exhausting doing it while standing

>>106176151 (OP)
idk why they don't teach or offer programming classes in primary school, or at the very least, middle school here in the United States. Do they actually think kids can't understand the basic syntax of Python?

>>106177091
yeah there are still ways to get the info you need, but the point is that it's become less convenient and thus less good of a search engine

>>106176190
it's always balding millennials ranting about le zoomies like senile boomers. it seems onions does speed up mental aging except in wisdom

>>106176151 (OP)
Is this a kid or India's most devout Sir? It is hard to tell.

>>106176455
this is something millennials fail to understand. just like housing or dating, the barriers of entry for quality information have gone up. in order to find useful information it's no longer googling it or searching through heavily busy webrings that weren't infested by trannies like current ones. it's stumbling upon ads, AI slop, unmanned pajeet SEO aggregator botsites, finding alternative ways into sites censored by nation states and bypassing paywalls.

>>106179258
Idiots filtered by the internet is nothing new, idiots fucking microwaved their new iphone because some meme looked real enough, hell you fell for bait in this thread. No one however knows how to engage anymore; somehow you need to teach people how to properly ask for help or seek information because basic social skills aren't being learned.

the no fun police are too stupid to realize kids still use the web

>>106181501
Or Indians

>>106178819
>STOP SEETHING AT ME ITS MAKING ME SEETHE
lmao zoomers

>>106179119
>it's always balding millennials ranting about le zoomies like senile boomers.
and yet by sayin this you are a seething zoomer ranting about millennials kek
zoomies have no self-awareness, they just quadvaxxed fluoride stare at you in the brief moments they aren't looking at tiktok

There are like a million java tutorials on jootoob, AI can pretty much do all the heavy lifting too

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>8 year old kid wants to learn to do stuff with his favorite game
>what a stupid child dumb zoomer faggot retard
???

>>106181816
>>8 year old kid wants to learn to do stuff with his favorite game
>>what a stupid child dumb zoomer faggot retard

>>106181816
>8 year old
>dm me for the prices
Is it normal for children to work and have bank accounts in your country, rakeesh?

>>106181842
>Is it normal for children to work
no
> and have bank accounts in your country
yes

I used to do coaching and "personal bootcamp" for boomers who wanted to learn python or SQL in 2019-2021. It was a nice side gig.

>>106181866
>you will be my couch and I will pay you.

>>106176151 (OP)
depends on how cute the kid is uwu little niggas think ill work for free??

>>106176227
I mean its hard to sympathize with newbs demanding free mentorship when you geew up without one

would you be her couch?

>>106183396
So TikTok is just an actual porn site for teenagers now

questioning if he even made an attempt to read up on getting started. and, y'know, documentation.

>>106181742
mind broken.

>>106176151 (OP)
>kid doesnt know programming and doesnt care to learn
>"FUCKING ZOOMERS"
>kid is willing to learn and even pay what little his allowance is for it
>"FUCKING ZOOMERS"
The fuck do you want, niggly wiggly?

>>106183322
>little niggas think ill work for free??
>being unable to read a post made by a literal child to the end

>>106176244
I'm probably worse than him at it too
oh well

>>106176151 (OP)
chatgpt can literally act like a teacher and teach you programming tailored to whatever preference you have, in this case this kid can ask it how to configure gradle with a modern modloader and teach him basic java to register a block or whatever, so yeah, the kid is already lacking the ability to solve problems and search solutions with ingenuity, but the true scary thing is that the "adults" around are too retarded to point this out to him.

>>106183418
it becomes whatever you want, that's the whole point of the platform's bait system

>>106183543
>>106183345

>>106176151 (OP)
I wish I had my own couch...

>>106176169
>little kids
Gen Z chuds are old farts with creaky knees now.

>>106183758
Unironically I'm 27 and I have creaky... everything.

>>106183758
20 with bad knees AND scoliosis here... Doing nothing but tinkering with computers has not helped.