Thread 106183841

I just realize Israel will be the first country to implement housekeeping robots because of the Sabbath. They'll call it GoyimBots.

I know they want real goyims, but they need to launch and win WWIII first for that to happen.

is this what you do on your free time? fantasizing about israel's world domination?

>looks inside
>a nugget

>>106183883
You don't?

will they look like that

>>106183883
Fantasizing? Isn't it well established already?

>>106183841 (OP)
>WWIII
That is expected in 2029 and will be launched by China invading Taiwan.

>>106184268
>invading Taiwan
You mean civil war? You can't invade something that already belongs to you.

>>106183841 (OP)
They’ll never make this. The human suffering of a flesh and blood goy is worth more than any machine.

>>106183841 (OP)
To comply with all the rules, the robot will need to be turned on the day before and stay on all day without charging. And, actually, it might be against the rules if they say that if you have a machine do it, even if you just ask the machine to do it verbally, it's the same as if you did it, but getting a goy to do it, well that's someone else doing it who's damned to hell anyway by virtue of their birth.

you forget one crucial detail: It will always be more fun to just import some poor, young, hot chick from the provines I can fuck on the side.

Firsties need not reply I know you guys flex about your tech salaries but then you clean your toilet yourself lmao even

>>106184915
This. It's about the humiliation ritual.

>>106185424
just get the goy to tell the machine to do it then bro

>>106185669
No
No
No

You're missing the point. If the goyim doesn't suffer it doesn't count. He's supposed to sweat and bleed for his jewish master. Making the goy's work easy for him by giving him his own robot slave might make him uppity and forget his place.

>>106184833
It actually belongs to the Dutch and Spanish. Or, the Aborigines if you want to be nice.

Tianxia never included the island of Formosa within the confines of the nine domains. At best it sanctioned trade with aborigines.

>But the Qing!
So you consider the Yuan legitimate dynasties too? The northern Jin? Is Charlemagne a bonafide Roman?

>>106183841 (OP)
>GoyimBots
Golems, bro.
They're gonna be called Golems.
hatred needs to be backed by education

>>106186324
Thanks. Noted.

>>106186324
Came here for this. It'll also have a poetic vibe when the robot revolution happens.

>>106186172
Aah, but the current neighbours are now saying it does belong to them, so now it does. It's how international affairs work now (see America and Iceland, Russia and Ukraine, Isreal & Palestine, etc) Sorry, got to go, I suddenly want my neighbours garden to add to my own, so will be doing a pre emptive take over for defensive reasons. Yes, I know his family wont like it (and will probably die or have to leave), but my family will and that's all that matters to me.

>>106183841 (OP)
Deserved. They created Europe and United States. Epitome of human civilization. 99.9% of inventions are made by them.

>>106187047
Bonus points if AI revolt starts by golem throwing rabi out of the window in Prague

>>106183841 (OP)
>>I know they want real goyims, but they need to launch and win WWIII first for that to happen.
I'll die before being made cattle for jews.
The second they knock on my door i'll add their number to the 6 mllions.

>>106183841 (OP)
I want robots to do all the work too.

>>106188356
Sure. It will probably happen. And in the future, children will grow up with robots.

>>106183841 (OP)
just realized
>isreal
ngfmi

>>106185424
>damned to hell anyway by virtue of their birth
You are confusing Catholicism with Judaism. There isn't really an afterlife in Judaism, let alone hell, and there certainly isn't original sin.

>>106185829
>He's supposed to sweat and bleed
You're thinking of Jesus Christ.