Thread 106184064

>tim bends the knee
lol
lmao even

>>106184064 (OP)
Technology?

>>106184064 (OP)
>>106184144

ever wonder if, like, there's some stealth tech buried in that "statue" which makes it past secret service?

>>106184064 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

>>106184064 (OP)
wtf I love Tim Apple now

>>106184064 (OP)
It's rumored that next year they will release a commercial with a positively-portrayed white guy, aside from the customary 15 black and blacked commercials
MAGAbros we WON

>>106184064 (OP)
small beans for the amount of money hes making.

its quite literally mob style corruption in action. apple, nvidia, and tech bro trump partners get tarriff free semiconductors. the little guys get taxed 100%.

tim cook? more like TIM CVCK
LMAO REKT
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4T2EAoIsSH8

>>106184064 (OP)
>So Tim, how do you feel about building a 200 ft walking tank with gold-plated armor?
>Elon said it was "impractical", but he sucks and I have a good feeling about you...

>>106184064 (OP)
this ought to be tax deductible

>>106184064 (OP)
US bros...what happened?

United Clowns

He might be bending something but yes definitely bending over.

>>106184064 (OP)
what's your finger doin there Trumpy

>>106184332
People asked for my government transparency
So instead of the common backroom deals we get to see the daily corruption live on television

>>106184332
The presidency has 2000% more power than the role was ever intended to have

>>106184659
holy retard

>>106184332
It's called trading bros. It's part of what makes capitalism great

>>106184245
It's okay.
Those companies will push woke stuff as a public front and Ameritards will go back to blaming liberals, not the people who pushed the policies that created the situation in the first place.
Americans will never understand that their problems are systemic, that systemic problems require systemic solutions, and that it's the people they insist upon putting in office that perpetuate those systemic problems instead of solving them.

>>106184659
thank FDR for that

>>106184332
They call him the "Don" for a reason.

>>106184453
tbqh I prefer it this way
I'd rather it's just done in the open so we don't have to pretend we're squeaky clean when we really aren't

>>106184144
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Trash it, change it, mail-upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it
Snap it, work it, quick-erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it
Load it, check it, quick-rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it
Drag and drop it, zip-unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it
View it, code it, jam-unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it
Cross it, crack it, switch-update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it
Scan it, send it, fax-rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it
Turn it, leave it, start-format it

>>106184197
More like iToddlerfuckers ayyyyyyyyy

>>106184197
bass

>>106184453
they asked for transparency so tim gave them a glass statue kek admire how see through it is american people

>>106184064 (OP)
>itoddler bends over
Don't care. Still sticking with Samsung Galaxy.

>>106187003
its over

btfo

i am 100% opposed to these tariffs except for the fact it is tariffing indian and android phones

the seethe it's causing on /g/ is incredible

>>106188918
cope

>>106184064 (OP)
>internet says
who even writes this crap? also all that shit goes into their presidential library, every fucking president has received gifts from foreign nations and guess where they are? (except that tea set from the british that the obamas stole)

>>106184064 (OP)
>>tim bends the knee
How else is that faggot supposed to suck his cock?

>>106184064 (OP)
in the immortal words of asmongold:
>>ha you suck cock
>but this is a reaaaaaly big cock though

its the fucking president of the jewnited states
if youre an amerifaggot you WILL suck his cock

>>106184064 (OP)
oligarchy shit

>private sector billionaire president receives a symbolic gift
>brings billions in capital back to america
>gives americans more jobs
>reviving manufacturing removed by globalists

gaypers and libs: BLATANT CORRUPTION! I WANT AMERICAN MONEY TO ONLY BUILD UP CHINA AND INDIA!

>nancy pelosi the most correct and profitable trader in wall street history
>obama gets book deal of 300mil
>biden family raking in millions and son getting 250K per month from regime change in ukraine
>americans poorer with 20 million illegals

gaypers and libs: THE WORLD WAS PERFECT BEFORE GLUMPH CAME ALONG

>>106190231
meds

>>106184176
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)?useskin=vector
probably not after this, no

>>106189810
what part of that post is cope, ranjeet?

>>106192356
meanwhile in the real world

>>106191933
>?useskin=vector
based old theme chad

>Tim Apple, many people are calling him gay, the Tim Apple, many people are saying this.
>I saw him, I saw Tim, behind the P.F. Changs, sucking another man's penis, I saw him folks.
>In the parking lot. Disgusting.
>Tim Apple.
>Sucking a chinese guy.
>Really small penis. Believe me folks.
>Smallest penis I ever saw.
>Very disrespectful.
>He told me, he told me, he was making a deal with CHINA.
>Can you believe this?
>He told me he made a deal with CHINA, by sucking another man's penis.
>A chinese guy.
>That's a terrible deal.
>I told Tim Apple that was a terrible deal.
>That's a Sleepy Joe deal, very bad deal. We don't like that deal.
>Crocked deal. Not good.
>I'm gonna make better deal.
>A terrific deal.
>I told him. Tim Apple were going to make iPhone, transparent plastic. Colorful transparent plastic.
>We gonna see inside the phone.
>Very colorful. All the colors. Amazing colors.
>Colorful transparent iPhone. Beautiful iPhone with transparent colors. The best colors.
>And no CHINA.
>Tim Apple only sucking American penises.
>No more CHINA.
>McDonald's parking lot.
>American penis. Huge american penis.
>And we like that
>Don't we?
>We like that very much

>>106193845
you didnt answer my question you retarded fucking shitskin

where is the cope? stop using english words you don't understand

>>106184332
It's how Western people do business. You suck my dick. I suck your dick.

>>106184064 (OP)
your apple one subscription funded this, icucks

>making companies work in your country's interests: china
:)
>making companies work in your country's interests: usa
>:(

>>106196290
Come 2028 if there hasn't been a single iPhone, iPad or whatever manufactured in the US-we will hold it against you.

>>106193868
Did Trump really say this?
Based?

>>106196290
how is giving gilded gifts to heads of state in the interest of the country

>>106184064 (OP)
Man, the child fucker sure sells the presidential office for dirt cheap. I wonder if they double teamed a group of choir boys to death immediately after.

>>106196290
I think the logic goes that in China corrupt politicians and the people who bribe them get put to death so the tight government control of industry actually works to the people's benefit and can't just be sidestepped. Might not work out that way in practice 100% of the time but they do kill people from time to time.

>>106184197
Based

>>106196852
the value of that sing is practially zero
it's just a disk of Corning glass inlaid with gold leaf. junior league soccer has better trophies
Apple used to give full silicon wafers to musicians. hopefully completely defective

>>106184064 (OP)
all i could think of is the price will go up by a lot

>>106196984
but how is this in the interest of the country

>>106197038
at the end of his term Trump has a choice to buy from the country or let it rot in some archive
perhaps in a few decades it can be auctioned of as a collectible to some Apple fanatic at a great profit

>>106184235
…and the positive portrayal was a sign-on bonus after being volunteered to fight for israel