Thread 106193085

>/g/ makes a 16th album
Here we are making the sequel to the first /g/ album.
Theme: Loosely technology themed
Title: Shitposting Fundamentals (2nd edition)
Deadline: 30th of August, 11:00 UTC
Listening party: 31st of August, time of day undetermined
First album link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Qe6rnW850

>/g/ makes a 17th album
Theme: [Accepting suggestions]

>Song submission rules/guidelines
Upload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post.
Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album.
Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included.
You may not use your real artist name.
Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album.
By default, tracks will be normalised to -14 LUFS (integrated loudness) in the release. You may specify a lower loudness for your track.
Generative AI is banned. This includes AI generated stems, samples, and effects. "AI" includes all neural network-based models and not hard-coded automation/procedural generation.

>Where can I hear the previous albums?
https://rentry.org/dmpalbums (outdated)
https://www.youtube.com/@MusicOf4chan

>Wikis
https://dmpdoc.neocities.org/
https://mu-sic-production.fandom.com/wiki//mu/sic_Production_Wiki

Sister thread: >>>/mu/prod

Previous: >>106143361

it has been almost two thirds of a century since the time of the beatles. anons think they have an advantage with digital technology but they fail to appreciate the nuances of the analog gear that the engineers used and developed for the beatles. even today in 2025, professionals use various studio equipment that's modeled after what was used by the beatles. but anons have an extremely flawed perception of the analog sound or deny that it's a thing altogether. anons are so full of themselves it's unreal. ngmi.

>>106193314
what are three pieces of analog gear you own

>>106193327
He only owns midi controllers and a very comfy office chair.

>>106193342
lmao, saved

are popular songs optimized for normie hardware? (e.g. bass is low because the producers expect people to have bass heavy headphones)

>>106193085 (OP)
>Theme: [Accepting suggestions]
popular funeral music

>>106194983
yes its standard to test your fixes in a car because those speakers are guaranteed to be shit if its not the kind of car that costs more than a house last few weeks one of my mixes seemed fine on all my headphones but on car speakers the lead came out really shrill it went EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>106195061
>fixes
*mixes lol how that even happen

>>106193314
its more that people don't want to spend money if they don't have to.

>>106194983
no. you get the best mix you can on your monitors while trying to make it translate across a range of devices.
you don't use the shitbox as a reference, because all shitboxes are different and if you optimise for one, you'll break it for everything else.
you can buy purpose built 'grot boxes' like auratones / fostex 6301's, but you'll be better served by some shitty speakers you've used for 10 years and that you know inside and out.

D? No you fucking faggots it's E!!!

>>106195982
stop SPAMMING youtube links, PERIOD!

>>106195993
Or what?

>>106196564
Spamming links shows you’re not here to contribute, while making this general even worse than it already is

>>106196741
So nothing, got it.

Also
>spamming
Yeah because every time there's a YouTube link it has to be the same person...

bump

>>106195205
some americans claim to not be broke so it's more of an ignorance that they don't know what to do with their money to get a return on investment, they don't see the value in it or they don't know what specific things to buy and how many things they would need/want for a complete studio setup that fits within their overall budget. they perform mental gymnastics like that normies won't appreciate the nuances in the sound anyway and they claim it's almost all in the songwriting and performance because they're painfully aware of how much engineering goes into it.

*unaware

>product I've been waiting for for 3 years is finally entering the production stage
Only another half a year until I can buy it and use it for 5 minutes, I can't wait.

>yt links without a single word about why the poster thinks it should be watched
Ain't clicking that shit

>>106200670
It's a surprise!
Any comment would spoil it.

>>106201757
>same image as the last 17 times you posted it not even a different camera angle
this isnt even your picture is it you dont own any of this stuff lmao

>>106202047
It is and I do. I just don't take a lot of photos of it. You can look back years ago in the archives about how I got my yellow music desk, about the various bits and bobs I had already or racked up. See the changing array of equipment I put on top of the desk.

You're just some Ableton shill anyway, you don't make music. Your job is to sell people DAWs that are garbage and poor quality VSTs.

Why the fuck does everyone here have schizophrenia?
Is it because 4chan is for some reason particularly attractive to these people, or is it just that it's impossible to ban them?

>>106200773
I stay away from people who can't properly edit their thoughts for interpersonal communication. There are two kinds:
Those who literally say out loud their internal monologue
Those who expect me to guess what they have to say
Not sure which is worse.

>>106202275
There's a saying...you will meet assholes in your life, but if everyone you meet is an asshole...you're the asshole.

>>106202280
I'm not expecting you to guess anything.
What are you talking about exactly? I literally told you that it's a surprise so the less you know about the video the better. Why would I want you to have information that I told you would spoil the video?
And if I did want you to have that video-spoiling information, why would I want you to guess it?
There isn't a single angle in which what you're saying makes any sense given the previous posts.

If I see a video link without a comment in a general thread, the basic assumption is that it's somewhat relevant to the topic of the thread, so it basically has the implied comment "I think you guys will enjoy this".
It being in the thread is enough context.
If you think opening a potentially uninteresting video is too big of a risk, then don't open it.
Others might want to open it and if they don't like it they can close it.
Getting emotional over it and making up retarded bullshit like you did in this post makes absolutely no sense.

>>106202358
Do you think schizophrenia just means being an asshole? (it doesn't)
Or do you think that your saying applies to schizophrenia as well? (it doesn't)
Please help me understand what type of retardation do you suffer from.

>>106202275
of all threads, this one doesn't have anything particularly schizo in it yet. it might have THE schizo in it, but he's really just an analogfag at the end of the day, not really schizoing out yet

>>106202515
I'm referring to the "you said anything negative about me? You're working for Ableton and they're paying you to discredit anyone who uses hardware!" guy who made this post >>106202179 (which warranted my post here >>106202275 right below it) like many others before.
If you can't see how schizo-like his line of thinking is, you might want to learn the difference between factual information and random shit you assumed and told yourself is real because it's convenient for your point/ego/etc.
Or maybe you're actually schizophrenic and are legitimately incapable of seeing how Anon being an Ableton shill is a literal hallucination.

>>106202610
>I just realized I was being retarded but can't bring myself to admit is so I'll just pretend that arguing is itself stupid despite also participating in the same argument minutes earlier, before getting exposed as the retard I am
Classic

Reporting in again, trying to re-create the Squarepusher Theme so I can cover it with a live bass. It still sounds amateurish because I have no production experience, but I want to try mixing stuff better this weekend.

Another anon told me:
>Make sure you route all of your audio sources to the mixer
>Use eq to tame clashing frequencies
>Compress and make up gain audio tracks that don’t sound as full as you want them
>Emphasize your drum transient with a transient shaper and either apply a subtle distortion or warm saturation to them
>Adjust faders of your mixer channels, minding that the fader is the final stage in the signal chain and affects the overall output level after all the processing
So I'll use that as a guide. But I still don't know
>What frequencies am I supposed to cut, and by how much?
>Where am I supposed to pan things?
>What volumes am I supposed to shoot for before applying any final limiting? both for individual instruments and the master channel?
Not looking to be spoonfed, just need to figure this stuff out on my own

Here's a sample of how it sounds without any deliberate mixing atm:
https://vocaroo.com/1cVUZBKPbq6Y

>>106202179
>You're just some Ableton shill anyway, you don't make music.
lmao ive never made music with ableton thats for sure but ive got tracks on multiple /dmp/ albums

>>106202810
>ive never made music
I can tell.

>>106202900
consider Taking Your Medication

>>106202653
Lol, >>106202610 isn't even >>106200670/>>106202280 (me). U mad? If people don't like your 'surprise' don't be mad a them for not liking it.

>>106202793
I can't help you with the mixing but I'll let you know that though the drums lack nuance, you did far better than I expected about the sequencing. Keep up.

>>106203349
>isn't even
Assuming this is true, then the only difference is that you don't have the "despite arguing earlier" part.
It's still an equally dumb nonargument, made worse by having to interject someone else's discussion to say it and embarrass yourself.

>If people don't like your 'surprise' don't be mad a them for not liking it.
I think I've been pretty explicit in saying that if you don't like it you're free to not watch it.
I'm only bothered by you retards getting your panties in a bunch for a fucking YouTube link, and bothering me with the dumbest arguments ever (as proven by my posts, to which you can only reply "u mad lol", when you're the ones who started this whole discussion by being mad about the stupidest frivolity that happens constantly on this site).

>>106195501
memes and shitposting aside if it was /emp/ it would be about electronic music as in genre and thats not all we make here

>>106203660
It could've been something like /mpt/ - Music Production Technology

>>106203719
you can force the title if you want, the last thread had been dead for hours and the OP of this thread isn't the regular OP (sn0ychan)

ITT: arguing spastics, schizos and baiters.

>>106202609
not reading that

>>106203804
Not surprised that a paragraph is too much for you.

>>106202515
>it might have THE schizo in it, but he's really just an analogfag at the end of the day, not really schizoing out yet
he thinks everyone who disagrees with him is one guy thats classic conspiratorial thinking just try contradicting his be*tles posts and hell call you """""""the boomer""""""

Retard here. How do I fix this?
>I have a mix that sounds good to me
>It clips on the master fader unless I turn the master fader down 4db
>Can I preserve my current mix, but just make it softer, by turning down every track's fader by X db? And leaving the master fader maxed?

you are now aware of the crackle on your knobs.

>>106204306
Just use a limiter.

>>106204306
are you using any comnpressors at all

>>106203777
wrong

>>106202275
they argue in the thread because they can't overcome their own ego making music.

>>106202275
there are two resident schizos in this general: chuzo and akaizo.
They constantly berate others for not spending on much on gear as them whilst thinking that the anons disagreeing with them is just one person. For chuzo, the boomer is the boogeyman; for akaizo, the "ableton shill".
As far as we know, they don't make any music because they refuse to post any.

>>106204306
>Can I preserve my current mix, but just make it softer, by turning down every track's fader by X db? And leaving the master fader maxed?
Yes, I prefer to mix that way, more fine-tuning

>>106204789
>chuzo
>akaizo

some say they are brothers

>>106204625
clueless faggot you're no one's ego so shut the fuck up

>>106205290
The shewolf is Reddit

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>>106205297
>you're no one's ego
wtf does that mean

>>106205591
>ilok

>>106205591
Haha well then I guess that makes it legal to... phuck.

>>106206161
>software is legally available for free
>"noooo where is the russian malware alternative??"

>>106206227
nobody likes iLok

>>106206227
let me guess, you have 20 chastity belt slots ready to be equipped.
i've got none.

>>106204306
did you ever make this work

What do you need all that shit for
>iLok
Kill yourselves

>>106208677
I agree, iLok should kill themselves.

>>106203954
the sperg who types paragraphs arguing about inane things like his youtube "surprise" is the same musically out of touch boomer though

>>106204594
you're the OP? you forgot these >>106143375 >>106143378 >>106143386

>>106208999
I don't post them every thread, especially if it died prematurely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Q3ke7W-gk
most people can literally tell them apart in a blind test. just for whatever reason, commenters seem to like the sound of acustica ivory 5 even though it's not the most accurate emulation. fucking sick gaslighters claiming it's all placebo. you're truly ngmi if you can't appreciate the nuances of sound, you might come closer to getting a lucky one hit wonder if you're willing to adopt these tools without knowing what you're doing, but most anons aren't willing to adapt to using different tools than the stale software that they've been using for years with no real success thus far.

>>106209182
I could really hear the difference through my iPhone speakers, and I’m sure the casual listener can tell the difference through their AirPods, especially if it’s iTunes 320kbps and not 128kbps!
/s

>>106209182
how does that guy have so much money? he's constantly buying new 5k-10k pieces of gear. just by mastering techno?

>>106209414
ngmi
might as well serve AI slop if you're going to have such a cancerous attitude, but the algorithm will bury 99% of slop because listeners genuinely won't engage it with because they do perceive the difference even if they can't describe with words what the exact problem is with the music they just know they don't particularly like the music

>>106209182
I'll keep ignoring all your posts until you do a legitimate A/B test and we can see your results.

>>106209427
>you might come closer to getting a lucky one hit wonder if you're willing to adopt these tools
That’s more of a songwriting thing. If you come up with a catchy tune, you could play it through some shitbox amp and still get popular.

>>106209497
people like you would spend years and years trying to write catchy tunes and either get signed to a label who can help them out with production or they end up as bitter music teachers who are butthurt about taylor swift etc.

here's an example of the guy using a sound on his second attempt which he wasn't sure of himself but he got the sound because of the tool that he had access to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq61C8gndjM

Ah sheit, here we go again

>>106209524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-fXYRIJr4

>>106209521
By tool, you mean changing the preset? I was more or less responding to your other previous A/B post and how those subtleties are not gonna make or break a song.

>>106209583
they are 100% going to make or break a song, literally all your examples of "shitbox" songs still try infinitely harder than anons digital slop, you literally 100% are a perma loser who will never come up with a sequence of notes such that it will outshine most other music even with low effort digital production

>>106203550
Eh, you called me emotional first. You're starting to remind me the resident schizo.

>>106209612
he's a despicable bully with crippling cognitive biases, he calls me the schizo but he's literally far more useless than me at knowing how to make music that doesn't suck

>>106209597
>literally all your examples of "shitbox" songs
What examples? I haven’t even posted one. Lol.

>>106209626
here we go again with the gaslighting, you're not as anonymous as you think you are

chuzo goes for the gamble
he confidently asserts that >>106209626 is the same person as >>106108709

>>106209640
even if it's a different anon, you're clueless mfers, music theory isn't as complex as you think, most popular songs are pretty formulaic and lean heavily on production instead of the musical notes

the clairo song is especially egregious, she's selling the illusion of being a teenager making shitty music by herself, but guess what she's almost 19 in that video and the music was released through a proper label, it's like ronald jenkees pretending to be an autistic savant so you will be more impressed by his music

>>106209652
>>106209662
I would rather listen to my grandfather play a song on a shitty out of tune guitar about a crocodile that gets its snout hit with a teapot than listen to any of the music you link here.

>>106209597
>they are 100% going to make or break a song
This >>106209182 example you posted will not make or break a song.

>>106209762
every wannabe producer can use a cracked copy acustica ivory 5 and they'll ngmi especially as their decisions affect the entire song, and they might not even use a "shitbox amp" they might use a plugin for that too, literally every single aspect of their existence is pleb tier and not just the EQ plugin

>>106209777
Why do you hate digital music production so much? Lol.

>>106209814
anons don't even enjoy most music, e.g. >>106209678
you're at fault here by not appreciating the beauty of the art, you're trying to make a cheap knockoff like you can do paintings in a similar style as picasso but good luck selling them for $10k, maybe a few artists can do that out of countless amateur artists

>>106209821
i love music bro. but why do i need to put it through a circuit to prove it to you senpai.

>>106209830
it's how physics work in the universe and how humans have envolved to respond to sound, most digital plugins don't even attempt to model the circuitry and put most of the work into designing the GUI, certainly they're not doing an accurate simulation of the universe, even as far back as the beatles they were deliberately engineering the sound to be pleasing to the ear, they weren't just wrestling with primitive lo-fi technology like a naive person might think

>>106209861
>muh physics
>muh universe

>>106208991
I only type paragraphs about whatever you retards bust my balls about, which dies indeed happen to be inane bullshit because I'm constantly having to explain basic concepts (such as the difference between fact and assumption) to the dummies that disagree with the simple uncontroversial things I post.

>>106209916
imagine having this level of passion about the art >>106209918 but maybe stupid people can't even imagine it.. like trying to imagine the 4th dimension or something

>>106209861
digital plugins still resolve on analog circuits and succumb to the laws of physics my brother

Reminder that Chuzo is black

>>106202810
>multiple /dmp/ albums
the only placement that matters

I'm sure music didn't exist before they invented your electronic anal devices. Fucking dolt.

>>106213362
this is the part that gets me he has a theory how one band got successful but if we buy it we have to pretend they were the first popular musicians EVER, also we have to pretend theres nobody like aphex twin with tracks that were all digital with sub par production but gorillions of people still listen to them today, on xtal you can even clearly hear digital hard clipping, thats amateur baby shit but its one of his most popular songs

like come on buddy you think franz liszt had a 1176??? get real

>>106213362
>>106213429
>>106213444
>>106213788
rent free
with digital music production you still have to use analog emulations, it's objectively wrong to completely sterile production. even skrillex had analog mastering.

literally 99.9% of wannabe producers are ngmi because they fuck up in various ways... not just in songwriting but in various technical aspects

>>106211762
>black

>>106214889
He keeps refusing to say the N word despite being a right-winger on 4chan who loves insulting people in every way possible, and doesn't seem to have a problem with us saying he's black.

>>106215015
Why would you take him at face value? i don’t trust anything he says, i ignore everything he types. he doesn’t exist, only you keep mentioning him

>>106215124
So he's pretending to be black?
Tbh I hadn't considered that possibility

>>106214226
nigge.r

>>106215015
rumours on /iemg/ said that he was brazilian, or russian, or filipino. but i don't think there's proof of any of that; chuzo is secretive.

you people are literally so retarded that you can't even understand how retarded you are
you're on the TECHNOLOGY board but you lack any sort of natural giftedness to be able to engage with the technology from a creator's point of view and not just being a consoomer
you're literally delusional as fuck thinking you can be a music producer just off of vibes and not making any real effort to improve your technical sophistication.. you think normies are too dumb and that they're not going to care about the quality on their iphone speakers so you don't need to care either.. such a degenerate attitude to have when you're not even remotely making music that doesn't suck so you're not in the race to begin with to be in a race to the bottom.. you're a complete outsider and you're not even good at songwriting either but you have an unwarranted self importance despite having nothing at all to show that you're intelligent or gifted at anything.. you have average grades in school and you don't make much money, you suck at video games especially in pvp etc

bump

>>106217077
Is this about you?
https://youtu.be/ere-67SPqwY

What makes the default Ableton clipping artifacts, or distortion, or whatever the correct technical jargon for it is, so satisfying to listen to?
I have yet to find a wave-shaper that squares off the signal the same way ableton does. I'm too retarded to replicate it myself so I was wondering if anyone has made a custom plugin that emulates it yet? Or is there maybe a way to look at the Ableton source code and extract it from there and put it into a standalone VST.

>>106218305
virtual riot said the newfangled saturator stuff sounds similar. atleast i think it was valentin

>>106217077
rent free

>>106217077
>you suck at video games especially in pvp etc
LMAO where did that come from

>>106218260
I think he’d be less hateful maybe.

>>106219473
it might be difficult for you to imagine but a smart person should be able to deal with a new situation such as playing a new video game and btfo the vast majority of casuals without even trying, and basically get to an almost professional skill level (if it's a game with an e-sports scene) after studying the meta etc without even doing an absurd amount of practicing. this applies to all walks of life but you might not realize it ("is math related to science?" - katy perry), someone who's musically gifted will naturally understand things that you don't even know about and needs 100x less practice than you to get to a 100x higher skill level than you.

>>106220404
you smell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJD39Aja1Is
Forget Mike, nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with, the kids that he signed
Ridiculous, without even trying, how do they do it?

>>106220404
>almost
Loser

itt we discuss the pultec eq trick

>>106223743
have fun muddying up your mix with digital slop that can't even properly emulate your great grandpa's 1950s analog EQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Xh7s0pNe8
>A hint to those having trouble hearing the differences. Mostly it's in the transients. Listen to any sound with a percussive attack of any kind and the hardware is very very clearly different (and better). What a lot of hobbyists don't realize is their mixes sound muddy not because of not EQ'ing right or whatnot but rather their transients are blunted or else not treated very carefully. A mix with nice transient character in aggregation will sound a lot clearer and will subjectively sound like it has a lot more high end even though it actually doesn't (which is why you can't fix this with EQ, and especially not at the mastering stage).

>This probably makes sense naturally to bassists because how you handle the transient of attack has a huge effect on the perceived clarity of the instrument even though it represents only a few milliseconds of the entire performance. Start thinking carefully about your transients and you'll go much further. The Pultec just makes it easier because you don't have to actively think about it like you would with compressors and saturation. It just does it for you.

>>106224380
There's nothing wrong with being black.

>>106224380
this guy's an acustica shill with no production credits who exposed himself years ago and dan worrall had to make a video about linear analysis

>>106224452
this guy's a pedophile who likes to go to other people's workshops, stand next to them and pretend like he's affiliated with them

>>106224626
>acustica shill
their plugins all suck imo, i deleted ivory 5 from my torrents the other day which i got shilled when i was a newfag

>>106224626
>pedophile
?

is this jake big ape or jake bi gape
i wouldn't want to buy these from a monkey

>>106204333
*buys separate gear for each preset*
problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30t5bSBsyZ8

arturiasisses...

>>106226086
such an obvious shitty marketing video lmao, couldn't even pretend to be subtle about shilling

>>106217077
>>106220404
kek

>mfw think that it would be interesting if someone used optimal transport to morph between audio signals
>mfw someone already implemented it 5 years ago and it is interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXqZMKXSPJo

>>106228834
Interesting indeed. Thanks for sharing.

Gabber goose goose gabber goose gabber gabber goose goose gabber gabber goose gabber goose goose gabber

damn i'm bored but i'm not that bored

If my album idea from the other thread ends up being the next theme, I already know what track I'm making

>>106228626
it's like in >>106220581
>Before he even touches a key
anons think they're better than me because they go through the motions of practicing and making music even if it's shitty music, they don't understand how much they are lacking in theoretical understanding and not being able to hear nuances in the sound between hardware and plugin emulations, between successful professionally produced music and literal who amateur music

Next album idea:
Binaural beats

>>106233037
Why are you so afraid of saying it, as if you were AI or black?

>(1) new message
yay :D
>it's a me chuzio ur all retarded an im smort >:(
fugg :DDD

bump

>>106233037
>practicing and making music even if it's shitty music
yes you fucking turbochode thats how practice WORKS lmao did you actually get banned and then evade just to post this shit?
>they don't understand how much they are lacking in theoretical understanding
thats YOU and guess what youre not """"winning"""" at anything by shitting on us when you know less than we do what a disgrace

What are some free plugins that came out recently that are good? I've been out of the loop

>>106235238
how recent

think > amen

>>106236648
I prefer funky drummer myself

>>106236648
>>106236812
cold sweat

>>106236648
>>106236812
>>106236841
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16BB_Xf9Jr4&t=16s

>>106233514
>>106234966
how is it remotely controversial to suggest that 99% of anons are ngmi? becoming a music producer is a lofty goal, like wanting to be an astronaut. there are perhaps even fewer successful music producers than there are successful music artists. you think you can just brute-force it with practicing while having basically a caveman's or a cargo cultist's level of understanding about what the fuck you're even trying to accomplish? you could take the blackest gorilla nigger out of sub-saharan africa, point a gun to his head and he isn't going to start producing hit records to save his life even with years and years of practice. you can't just force it because he's profoundly lacking the talent and upbringing to enable him to make music that doesn't suck. the same goes for you dumb fuck anons.

i don't even know what making it even means in (underground lol) dance music these days
zoomers and late millennials barely care about the music
it's just a party scene now with incredibly medicore producers and bunch of try hard party djs who jump and wave their arms around like performing monkeys
it's real grim
the alternative it to get an anime pfp and make awful jungle

>>106237613
>becoming a music producer is a lofty goal, like wanting to be an astronaut.
literally only if you want that to be your entire career but if you just want to make music you can literally just MAKE THE MUSIC nobody is stopping you what part of this is hard to understand
and its not like the only reason to make music is to play it in a club theres lots of shit that needs soundtracks, theyre not hiring armin van buuren to score a movie like the revenant or a game like peak and if you work on that kind of shit you usually need music skills and OTHER SKILLS TOO and those might be what gets you the job in the first place

btw chuzo your concept of what being smart is like is the most childish thing ive ever heard on the internet and thats a high fucking bar to clear im including posts by actual 12yos, how old are you? 9?????

intelligent people dont read a book about athletics and then do a perfect backflip first try they learn their weaknesses and challenge themselves to do better

Chuzo is just living the dream of dreaming to be a successful producer one day. God forbid he actually tries irl. Keep dreaming, lad, don't let reality humble you.

>>106226086
> prostitutes on youtube
> saying things
> loves the comments, gotta get that algorithm noticing you!
and why is it illegal to put these people into gas chambers? this level of corporate cock sucking just for free software and google shekels is utterly revolting. do these people not see themselves as prostitutes? i know for a lot of these failures that if youtube didn't exist, they'd be homeless.

>>106238187
>>106238225
>>106238704
> spamming the board every thread with random shit
fuck off, retard.

>>106239435
I know he's a retard but
>> spamming the board every thread with random shit
Didn't you mean 'fuck you Chuzo'?

>>106238187
I think he's underage too

>>106226086
the analog modeling market peaked with 303 and minimoog clones ever since its been a downward spiral into tinier niches with genX nostalgia value

new to this general, what daw should i use

>>106241693
https://dmpdoc.neocities.org/#daws
a little outdated but just pick one from this list

>>106241693
everyone uses reaper now except icultists with no joys in life but burning money

Beware of pedal scammers or something
https://youtu.be/snShXWxwVLc

>>106241732
anyway to pirate fl studio

>>106242161
Rutracker.org

>>106242161
yea, there's lots

>>106242161
>having a choice and picking faggy lube
inoperable

>>106239409
arturia got rightfully roasted though whereas retarded anons wouldn't believe me that arturia pigments etc had a lackluster sound

KEK

>>106245192
>>106245220
>>106245231
>snoy snoy reddit onions

>>106245268
holy cope. as if 4channers aren't more illiterate than just about any other userbase on the internet? you're actively choosing to stay ignorant by avoiding such information. if you're as intelligent as you think you are you should be capable of interpreting the information and drawing your own conclusion regardless of what the source is.

>>106245283
go back

>>106245295
your music literally sucks and part of the reason is because you use inadequate tools, i haven't seen even one example of a respected professional using pigments especially not for a lead synth in a famous song

>>106245305
i never even used pigments schizo, lamao

i've heard enough.
i'll be personally mailing every /dmp/er a collection of hardware synths.
expect to receive them in 2 weeks.

>>106245321
the general principle still holds, your music sucks and you use inadequate tools, and other anons have been using pigments and their music also sucks

>>106245349
Your music also sucks and will always suck regardless of the tools you use.

/dmp/: When did it all go wrong?

>>106245399
you were a bunch of talentless crooks from the start, maybe 10+ years ago it was acceptable to be somewhat naive about how music is made, there were still opportunities for relatively bland productions to become successful via monstercat and such, now you're 100% totally cooked, you lack any basic awareness of specifically in what ways that successful producers are turbomogging you, a lot of anons will even complain about multi platinum songs about how they sound harsh etc, how can you even begin to compete when you don't even agree on what the goal is

>>106245400
You can prove us wrong any time you want pal

>>106245450
you're beyond worthless like you can't even understand because you're stupid as fuck, even if i showed you some dope tunes you wouldn't know that they're dope, and there's absolutely no value in proving anything to you, i can do whatever i want with my music without having to get bossed around by untalented retards like you

>>106245457
Kek scared bitch

>>106245468
you literally suck ass and you would want to kill me if you found me irl because you have literally no argument, no success of your own, you're a pathetic hater

So glowies caused me to lose a good few thousands worth of software and vsts and I don't have the time and money to pay for it all again. Do I have to give my computer aids to pirate all this shit again?

>>106245484
Take that with a grain of salt but the short time I was on Windows (specifically to try Ableton) I never had malware issues after borrowing softwares from rutracker. It was a long time ago though.

>>106245502
Yeah well the last time I kinda looked into it there was something called symlink installers or something? Russians are actually quite prefessional with their piracy so could be safe. I may just buy a laptop just to use for music production and never connect it to the Internet.

>>106245474
You are disgustingly ugly and poorly socialized, which is why you're always angry at everyone for no reason.
If only you could get some pussy and be a normal person, but you can't so you turn into the Internet equivalent of Smeagol.
Disgusting freak.

>>106245535
says the seething boomer who's been harassing me all this time, you have literally nothing to bring to the table just your utterly deluded ideas about songwriting, like yeah keep working on those hecking augmented seventh chords i'm sure you'll catch up to ed sheeran and taylor swift any day now

>>106245400
>irony: the pic, the post, the poster
People's worst flaws are those they share with you.

>>106245557
You haven't denied anything I said, so it's all canon now.

>>106245564
just more mental gymnastics that serve no constructive purpose, just deluding yourself and inflating your undeservedly gargantuan ego

>>106245575
Whatever you say uggo

>>106245575
you're so good at mental gymnastics, you should compete in the schizolympics.

>>106245807
The DMP Emotional Pain Olympics

>>106242046
I don't like reaper, I prefer cubase

>>106246032
(Don't fear) the reaper

>>106245575
You wish you could do real gymnastics you fat fuck

>>106245575
>>106245400
Kino

>>106248144
you can't hear subtle but important nuances in music, there's a reason why a handful of producers have tens of millions in net worth and most anons can't even make minimum wage, an anon said that autechre probably have day jobs on top of doing lots of live shows

>>106248403
Meanwhile you sit here day and night not even attempting to make a minimum wage.
Not that you need to. The welfare from being too obese to work is plenty enough for chinese earbuds and shitposting.

>>106248722
you post here all day too lmfao
>inb4 gaslighting about how it's different anons all being insanely asshurt and rent free seething about me

>>106248403
>there's a reason why a handful of producers have tens of millions in net worth
There's also a reason why you're not one of them. One day you'll realize you're just a drop in the ngmi anon ocean and then hopefully you'll stop projecting your subconscious self hatred here. Til then have fun being a joke and getting butthurt by raw truth on the daily.

>>106248920
literally projecting lmfao, i've explained numerous times how you've been fucking up ever since your dad cummed in your mom, you have no natural curiosity about various gear and production techniques, you don't have a positive feedback loop of successfully learning things and wanting to learn more and accomplish greater things, you're profoundly stupid and non-gifted, whereas you don't know the full story of what i'm doing, what i'm doing is irrelevant to the fact that YOU are thoroughly ngmi and you even complain about most multi platinum songs from the last decade or so, you don't understand the beauty in what producers and engineers have been achieving since the beatles and ABBA etc etc

>>106248843
Only some days when I feel like proving you wrong. You're here always, talking to yourself like the schizo you are, even when I'm not here.

Ableton Live is the only thing preventing me from using Linux on my desktop PC.

>>106249013
The only one you're fooling here is yourself. With brio, I must admit. Panache, even.

>>106249349
even someone as stupid as you must have some notion of people being talented and succeeding at things with not even the slightest effort while you constantly fail at things and take years to learn simple things
>Ridiculous, without even trying, how do they do it?
you might not get it from a first person perspective but you surely must know that top producers completely and utterly btfo you as if they're basically superhuman or as good as an ayylmao species or an AI superintelligence compared to you

>>106249486
>with not even the slightest effort
Fiction.

>>106249145
no one cares.

>>106249652
cope
people still work hard but at more advanced things at a level of complexity that you can't even imagine, like stephen hawking doing black hole wizardry while you struggle with babby's first trigonometry

>>106249695
>people still work hard but
Glad you're admitting that
>with not even the slightest effort
was bullshit.

>>106249766
literally retarded
americans have mnemonics like "righty tighty lefty loosey" like it needs to be beaten into your head which way to turn a screw to tighten it. whereas any remotely normal or gifted person can learn it instantly when they're a toddler and don't need to be reminded of it. intelligent people can learn pretty much anything like that, they can be shown what you need to need to know about trigonometry for a school class, do a few exercises as basically a formality, and ace the test with literally no studying like the type of practicing that anons think needs to be done while refusing to learn the theory.

ITT Chuzo's passive butt so sore it's now numb

>>106249817
>physically incapable of EVER admitting he's wrong on even the smallest mistake
>also happens to exclusively say things that are completely wrong and opposite to real life
It's funny how every post you make has to be an insult to someone and praise to yourself.
Even when you talk to yourself about some random comment screenshot, it's always with the implication that you're right and someone is wrong.
All this wouldn't be so pathetic if it weren't always based on the stupidest opinion possible in any given discussion.

>>106250245
amazing mental gymnastics
you lack even the basic concept that people can be gifted and talented and figure things out very rapidly and with little to no effort, and have the capacity to become an inventor, an innovator, a great artist, a great producer, etc, etc
whereas you're LITERALLY completely pleb tier and it's embarrassing that you're even attempting to produce music and seemingly taking it somewhat seriously even though you're clearly struggling to make progress despite being many years into it by now

>>106250363
You say all this while being the least talented and skilled here lmao
All you have is random knowledge from random commenters on reddit and youtube, so your music making ability is effectively in the negative lol

>>106250394
>sick burn, heh
you basically admit that you're a loser, that you can't even come close to what old geezer engineers have been doing since the 1980s, your only "win" is to sling insults at me which does nothing to improve your own situation

>>106250414
You're literally fat and on welfare bruh, it doesn't get any worse than that.

>>106249664
but i do.

post music im no longer asking

>>106250929
sorry everyone those were the wrong notes i dont have perfect pitch

>listening to a podcast on YT
>set speed to 1.25x
>podcast ends
>switch to watching a dj set
>forget to reset playback speed
Damn this shit is going hard

>>106209521
i fucking hate this guy and his gay videos

>>106231257
>>106230268
how about a hoover sound but its a duck

>>106249145
What do you absolutely needs in Ableton? I'm aware a DAW with a nice UI and great default synths, tools AND effects is a serious argument to stay on a platform supporting it.

for example anons don't see the humor in dunking on arturia plugin users, they don't even ignore the bants, they take offense to it, because they're unable to evaluate the sound quality of arturia plugins for themselves, perhaps thinking they sound as good as anything else and not even having the imagination to think that they might be missing something, they see the screenshots of youtube/reddit comments as having no correlation with anything, that it's "schizo" or whatever, because they don't have the mental capacity to put it into context, whereas for any remotely competent producer it's as clear as 2+2=4

>>106249145
You are an idiot because Bitwig exists and is better

posted it on /mu/ but posting here as well
how do I achieve a mix like this?
[YouTube] Bass Producers Are NOT Talented (embed)
@19:45
crunchy, distorted drums and bass and everything in general
I'm very bad at mixing so it would be great if you explained it to me like I'm retarded (because I am)

posted it on /mu/ but posting here as well
how do I achieve a mix like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcHeNJ-NoU
@19:45
crunchy, distorted drums and bass and everything in general
I'm very bad at mixing so it would be great if you explained it to me like I'm retarded (because I am)

Something just occurred to me (what a derp am I). Chuzo is a schizophrenic individual in the sense that some of them believe they are Jesus or Napoleon. He just believes he's an upcoming successful pop producer having the right to look down upon whoever he wants, for whatever made up reason. It's not their fault if they have lost contact with reality, it's just their disease. There's not point in arguing with those poor people. There's nothing we can do except bearing their nonsensical ramble. Poor souls.

>>106256063
>no talent video from a no talent yt shill
wow when will you people just fucking die and stop posting here

>>106256635
the guy who said the arturia prophet 5 is only 30% accurate has direct experience with the hardware synths but you're totally in denial about these things, you're the one who's absolutely full of yourself thinking you're the authority figure due to age or years of experience but you don't actually have anything going for you

>>106256673
At least he's not a fat retard on welfare that everybody hates

It's so funny that even if you were actually the best producer in the world, you still wouldn't go anywhere because everyone in the industry would instantly hate you the moment you open your mouth.

Now in addition to being an insufferable schizo cunt, you're also completely devoid of skill or music making ability, with zero experience in anything that doesn't involve cherrypicking random reddit comments that agree with the dumb shit you decide a priori based on how good it makes you feel about your lack of willingness to do any work.

You're not even a lolcow, you're just a sad internet crackhead shouting at some office building about how you're about to become the CEO.

>>106256673
Yes, you're absolutely right. You must be having so much fun producing all these upcoming successful bangers of yours. I bet you're so many light years ahead of our times that the world will probably never be truly ready for them.

>>106256658
good morning saar

>>106256723
>>106256724
utterly assblasted, this is about as close as it's going to get to you admitting that you've been btfo'd

>>106256745
>no argument here despite always responding to everything else
Nice implicit admission that everything I said is correct

>>106256751
you're literally projecting, you truly suck and are truly retarded and unhinged, mentally ill sick fuck, you can stay infinitely jealous of talented people (even if i'm not talented, you completely suck compared to actually talented people), get fucked fucking moron

you're literally the insufferable schizo cunt who has to be always right but you literally don't have an argument

>>106256745
Shouldn't you be focusing on your great carrier instead of arguing with worthless people over here? All the time you spend here is time not spent to make the music this poor world desperately needs.

>>106256798
you're literally so retarded that you can't comprehend multitasking, i could have a dozen different projects and make progress on each one in a day, while you have basically nothing but doing to the same piano exercises and shitting out the same mediocre slop in your daw

>>106256813
How could anyone ne more right. What's your TikTok? I'm dying to bathe in your inspirational content.

>>106256767
Are you trying to deny that you're an insufferable asshole that acts in a way that nobody likes?
That alone is more than enough to completely erase any chance of success in the industry and you know it.

Chuzo, I've always been a great fan. Where can I find more of your work?

>>106256874
i'm an asshole in response to your retarded asshattery, from day 1 you've been the opposite of helpful, you denied that a multiplatinum/diamond song had any interesting sound in it, you have no curiosity, no ability to follow along with what professionals are talking about and demonstrating with audio examples, like those dunning-kruger bank robbers, being stupid isn't an excuse to be such a fucking jackass, society will lock you up in prison if you act up badly enough and get caught, you're both a stupid and despicable person

>>106256813
>i could have a dozen different projects and make progress on each one in a day
Yes! You could!

>>106256896
Not true, you're an asshole to anyone who doesn't 100% agree with you, lashing out at the tiniest sign that they're not fully aligned with what you're saying, even when discussing things respectfully.
Obviously this doesn't happen anymore because you've earned your reputation and no one takes you seriously anymore, but that reputation didn't come from nothing.

There's no way someone who behaves like you're behaving here and says what you say can ever be a pleasant person irl for any sustained periods of time.
What happens when you need to work with an asshole? Or a popstar diva who makes unreasonable demands?
You're going to turn into the insufferable schizo and lash out at them because it's justified?

>>106256896
complete non-sequitur. you have schizophrenia. LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH.

>>106256932
But he doesn't :(

>>106256935
first of all this is 4chan where banter is normal and expected, and you yourself are a giga asshole you just put on a facade of civility like a boomer but turn into an unreasonably asshurt jerk as soon as someone doesn't suck your dick

and lots of artists like deadmau5 and picasso have a reputation of being assholes

>>106256999
>it's just banter m8
Latest cope from the constantly-red-eared guy that multiple different communities know for being a schizo retard who lashes out at people in every single thread

>>106257010
>these exceptions prove that being a cunt isn't an issue when working with others
For every successful asshole there are so many blacklisted assholes that lost their career specifically because of their behavior

>>106256999
>expects banter
>cries like a baby when he gets some

>>106257067
i'm not even engaging with the childish name calling about me being black, AI, fat, on welfare, etc
the psychopathic boomer truly believes that he's in the right despite completely failing to engage with the technology, now he's resorting yet again to an ad hominem attack about how pleasant i am as a person which has nothing to do with technology (i've been shitting on you btw, i'm not trying to be your friend) where he can subjectively call himself the good guy (lmfao)

>>106257046
>For every successful asshole there are so many blacklisted assholes that lost their career specifically because of their behavior
now we got rid of all the toxic asshole fascist wh*te men society is really improving

>>106257149
Bruh all your arguments are childish name calling. That's literally what all your points boil down to, and it's always shit that applies to you more than anybody else here.

>where he can subjectively call himself the good guy (lmfao)
Hallucinations.
I never stated that I'm a good guy or that I'm anything good.
You're constantly praising yourself and shitting on others for no reason and I'm probing you wrong every single time.
This doesn't come with any implication about myself.
I could be even worse than you in everything we've been talking about, and it would have no bearing on how true the negative things I say about you are.
And they absolutely are true, which is why you can't argue against them and can only respond by saying "but you're X too" (as if me being despicable, untalented, retarded, etc makes you the opposite, as if there can only be one such person lmao)

>>106257310
yes it is 100% confirmed that you're retarded and you're just rent free sperging about me because it would bruise your ego if indeed it turned out that i'm successfully applying technology as applicable to music production, i can follow along with what professionals are talking about and demonstrating with audio examples, as well as being able to learn all the songwriting and music instrument playing skills etc too

>>106257434
You act like I'm the only one who doesn't like you.
I'm just the one who doesn't get tired of arguing.
Everyone else here hates you as well, just like they hated you in /iemg/.
In fact, I've never seen anyone have anything positive to say about you.

Also
>i know I'm a retarded schizophrenic asshole who's never going to amount to anything, but this Boomer dude on 4chan is worse so everything's alright
Lmao

>>106193085 (OP)
Must submissions be 48,000 Hz? My toolchain is all 44,100 Hz and who can hear above 20,000 Hz, anyway?

>>106257526
you all suck ass like how can you not realize how much you suck? your music sucks but you pat each other on the back, you're probably the same guy who claimed that the 90s trance album was on par sound quality wise with the actual 90s trance classics because you analyzed the frequency spectrum or whatever like what the fuck how can you be this clueless and out of touch? i don't care if people like me, you're literally in the anus of the internet (4chan), i come here for soaking up information (especially pre-AI this was more of a thing) and for entertainment (but now anons are mostly just retards like you who take everything too seriously because you're too stupid to get a joke), i'm not trying to collab with you or gain your approval like fuck you retard

i'm figuring out things easy as fuck, if i ask a question then i get some asshurt anons saying i don't need to ask that question or whatever the fuck, then when i find out the solution myself it creates resentment about how i can be so successful and figure things out so easily, things that anons can't do after having spent years on a hobby

>>106257761
who the hell needs 48k never seen anyone here talk about going higher than 44100 but if you want to go lower youll have to take it up with dr nyquist maybe try a luigi board and bring swedish meatballs

>>106258042
>when i find out the solution myself it creates resentment about how i can be so successful and figure things out so easily
lol nope its your bad attitude
btw wanna talk about scherzos?

picked up a deck and ordered custom tapes to put some of my albums on

>>106258020
Ok, let's agree that I suck.
Are you man enough to agree that you suck just as much?
You're constantly proven wrong about the bullshit you literally hallucinate to the point of needing to resort to non-sequitur insults, so being the things that you vall me is still pretty charitable lol
And the funniest thing is that I agree with a lot of the things you accuse me of not wanting to accept lmao, so we really are more similar than you're willing to accept.

scherzos are pretty freeform they just have to be fast and short, translators note scherzo means shitpost so just what the doctor ordered for a shitpost album, usually theyre in 3/4 beethovens favorite thing was write a minuet and make it faster well this isnt a minuet obviously, some idiots like that asshole john williams use 6/8 and in my imo that sounds funnier but then i decided the B section would be 3/4 after all because changing the time signature is a dick move i didnt change it in the midi though just the rhythm

>>106258179
accidentally the name of the track i was talking about here its SCHERZOPOSTING in case anyone couldnt tell

minuets usually have alternating ABA structure and at least after beethoven scherzos usually do too if they have any recognizable structure at all, lots of them are just chaos full of solos, also youd think theyd be in a major key most of the time but a lot of times the """joke""" is writing something that sounds dark and sinister and saying its """""""just for fun""""" lol

>>106258146
no i am capable beyond your wildest dreams but thanks for acknowledging that you suck, i insult you because you're incapable of arguing in good faith, for example you posted clairo - pretty girl as an example of awful production, but it is in fact properly produced and released through a proper label, they're just manipulating you into thinking it's an innocent little girl (she's an adult in the music video), but you won't acknowledge that at all, you're just endlessly sperging and wasting an inordinate amount of time, you're literally trolling while accusing me of being a troll

and even your default mode of communicate is to stir up arguments instead of having a constructive discussion

ok thanks chuzo good discussion we just had about music you really contributed a lot now i gotta go catch you later

Tell me why you chose the DAW that you use.

>>106258285
The Clairo example is do funny because
1- just because it's a proper release that sounds that way on purpose it doesn't mean that it's not completely opposite to the polished sound you've been obsessing over.
You keep saying that only if you have high quality gear and high quality engineering you can make it, while there's a whole genre that sounds exactly opposite to that and people still enjoy it despite it being made bad on purpose, which invalidates your "I don't need to develop skills, all you need to be successful is buying these products" cope.
2- what about all the other examples? Some of them were literally demos lmao, but of course you're going to ignore them lol

>>106258094
based I want one

>>106258042
Life would be meaningless without the music made by geniuses like you. Can't wait to hear yours :3

>>106258320
This reminds me of that "zombie rabbit" post that’s been popping up on my Facebook feed for the past couple of days.
Even though I clicked “See less of this”, it still messes with me.
Feels like Facebook is straight-up playing with my emotions.

>>106258285
>i am capable beyond your wildest dreams
Read:
>I fantasize about me being capable beyond my own wildest dreams

Some believe they can fly and end up jumping off a cliff. He just can't do better than shitposting this general.

>>106258660
>zombie rabbit
these little fellas?

Who here 90s /happy hardcore/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIXVbWx06fU

>>106258473
it's not a polished sound necessarily, it's literally about using boomer tier analog gear or emulating that kind of sound using plugins, it's mandatory across professional productions, but you don't get it at all, you think of authentic lo-fi sound as being equally crappy as your naive unprocessed digital sound, ridiculous

>>106258843
utterly rent free, you're ngmi if after all these years you can't hear how songs are put together, you can use the same chord progression if you want, in the united states you can get a cheap mechanical license if you want to do a cover version, but you'll see how it goes with your naive production even with your ebin john lennon tier songwriting

>>106259092
most anons ITT despise hardware, they don't even make an effort to emulate most of it, they use random old soft synths

>>106259447
Lmao that's not at all what you've been saying all these months you backtracking coward

Also waiting on your list of excuses for each of the other songs. Explain all of them or your theory of "only well produced songs can be successful" is automatically nullified.

>>106259596
here's your (You) retarded troll you suck so hard and you're literally too stupid to even see how hard you suck and what a massive fucking moron you are

>>106259605
>he said, while avoiding the question for the nth time and throwing random insults instead

Hey Chuzo, tough day, innit?

>>106257149
Are you implying that being black is an insult?
Why are you so racist dude?

These threads are reassuring comfiness. I don't practise digital music production but in the 80s my dream as a teen become like the artists I'd read about in Music Technology magazine of the time. A dream too far admittedly butbitbdid get me into sampling.

>>106258967
Yes, Anon.
That crap’s still giving me nightmares.
I can't look at this picture.

>>106260055
thatll be you someday :^)

can i make breakcore/hardcore techno w/o having to study shit for years?

>>106257761
No. It's 48kHz on my system but don't bother changing yours. The quality loss from conversion is not noticeable.

>>106259789
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

>>106262406
the burdern is on chuzo to substantiate her arguments when shes the one starting fights in everyt thread

>>106259827
no it's great because there's absolutely no doubt that you're irredeemable perma-losers, and i absolutely fucking btfo you like you're stupid cattle compared to any normal person with an ounce of talent

>>106262444
oh ok well if youve proved your point now you can leave

>>106262406
I'm not asking for evidence. I gave you all the evidence that you're wrong, and now I'm merely commenting on how you're unable to argue against it.

You never have any problem typing out paragraphs to respond to anything, except when it finally comes to the things that could shut us up for good, then you come up with excuses and spew random non-sequitur insults.

Call me despicable, troll, retard, etc. all you want, but so far I have destroyed your arguments every single time.
Every.
Single.
Time.
Nothing you say can change that, even if you'll continue denying it like the tantrum-throwing child you are.

>>106261572
weeks should be enough if you listen to lots of examples, the usual saying about house and techno is theyre made in the mixer, you dont need to write interesting melodies you just need to have tight control over the timbre changes rhythm and dynamics of the different parts

>>106262489
see, you're deranged. a psychopath. you're fully in denial about how wrong you are. you don't have an argument. you will keep making shitty attempts at making music and die a miserable slow death as a senile in a nursing home. if you don't kill your family and yourself before that. disgusting freak.

New thread
>>106262617
>>106262617
>>106262617

>>106262648
We all know you're just saying these things because you don't want to admit to being wrong. Responding this way has never worked and never will.

>>106262693
you're a fucking idiot like seriously you might have gotten passing grades because the american school system is a joke but you're clearly not a genius, you probably had at least one guy in your school who clearly btfo'd people at some things like math or sports or whatever, that's the type of person you're trying to compete with by making music if you're taking it seriously at all and not just making a retarded abortion version of music for your own "enjoyment"

>>106262718
>more non-sequiturs
Keep trying. Maybe in 10 years you'll stumble upon an actual retard who will take you seriously.

>>106262984
ooohhh noooooo anon doesn't take me seriously... how will i ever cope....

>>106263037
If one person doesn't take you seriously they could be wrong, but if nobody takes you seriously, chances are that it's because of you.

>>106262718
ive cracked the case youre canadian

>>106263078
youve won one (You) it expires in a few minutes better spend it fast kid