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Anonymous No.106194182 >>106194309 >>106194379 >>106195473 >>106200203 >>106200584 >>106202997 >>106204569 >>106204803
>his laundry detergent isn't WIFI smart

What's your sorry excuse? Do you even technology?
Anonymous No.106194309
>>106194182 (OP)
When are we getting AI can openers?
Anonymous No.106194379 >>106194419 >>106195118 >>106195612 >>106197545
>>106194182 (OP)
i'm waiting for ai wet wipes.

no sir, there is still feces left, please wipe again.
Anonymous No.106194419 >>106195324 >>106195612
>>106194379
>your dirty ass has been reported
Anonymous No.106194787 >>106196407 >>106197527
>for colour and whites
damn segregation is still going on in bonglang?
Anonymous No.106194904
When are they gonna go like printers and only let me put in official QR code detergent capsules
Anonymous No.106195118
>>106194379
"Achievement Unlocked: Taco Bell"
Anonymous No.106195324
>>106194419
>announcing reports
Anonymous No.106195473
>>106194182 (OP)
>for colour and white

Oyy
Anonymous No.106195546
darwin award
Anonymous No.106195612
>>106194379
>>106194419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXu6m-BHeLU
Anonymous No.106196407
>>106194787
>clearly not
it says so right there!
Anonymous No.106197527
>>106194787
That ad is clearly French.
Anonymous No.106197545
>>106194379
Blind people already have that.
When their seeing eye dog stops licking, they know they're clean
Anonymous No.106197556 >>106198079
can i eat it?
Anonymous No.106197592 >>106202991
>analyzes the wastewater on the first wash
>adjusts detergent dose for the main wash
honestly great product
Anonymous No.106198079
>>106197556
It would be very painful.
Anonymous No.106200203 >>106200241
>>106194182 (OP)
I'm a thirdie who do my laundry manually, by hands
Anonymous No.106200241
>>106200203
You'll be a great maid in the first world
Anonymous No.106200584 >>106202535
>>106194182 (OP)
What's left for IoT slop?
Smart plungers?
Anonymous No.106202535
>>106200584
Don't give them any ideas.
Anonymous No.106202991
>>106197592
don't care, i'll slap some random amount of stuff in the machine and it washes shit off
Anonymous No.106202997 >>106204548
>>106194182 (OP)
We need to start lynching these grifting techbros trying to push "smart" technology....in minecraft. They are literally trying to do what Xerox did to printing and apply it to literally every household appliance.
Anonymous No.106204548
>>106202997
Just don't buy it? When has voting with your wallet ever not worked? Ha ha ....
Anonymous No.106204569
>>106194182 (OP)
>his detergent is not Linux
No, what's YOUR sorry excuse?
Deep /cyb/ Radio AM 404 - International No.106204803
>>106194182 (OP)
What we really need is a rubber duck variant of this that dispenses bubble bath soap and has a built-in camera, or a chlorine dispenser for pools with a submersible camera Also, here's a tear-down:
>https://hackaday.com/2025/08/07/teardown-of-a-persil-smartwash-smart-laundry-detergent-ball/
>https://youtu.be/Ko_5sd8PSFM
Post theme:
>https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs