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Anonymous 8/9/2025, 1:56:29 AM No.106196213 >>106196441 >>106196646 >>106196653

The programming language of the white man.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 2:22:42 AM No.106196441 >>106196651

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>>106196213 (OP)
>The programming language of the white man.

okay, not interested in that one

I started using this language because I thought there would be lots of cute girls (males) with programming socks. But it was all hideous balding meth trannies. Can someone point me in the direction of the language used by the CUTE girls (males)?

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 2:53:32 AM No.106196646

>>106196213 (OP)
>The programming language of the white man.

If you're going to target the JVM there are only two sensible options:

1. Java, because you're locked in with legacy code or beacuse your employeer is scared of anything else,

2. Scala3, by far the best production-quality language available on the JVM.

Kotlin is for the nitwits that can't learn Scala3.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 2:54:45 AM No.106196651 >>106196696

>>106196441
>Can someone point me in the direction of the language used by the CUTE girls

Seriously, Ruby. The girls are there. It is also a truly trainwreck of a programming language, having the worst part of Perl and Smalltalk with none of the benefits.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 2:55:06 AM No.106196653

>>106196213 (OP)
>jvm
absolutely disgusting

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:01:14 AM No.106196696

>>106196651
>Ruby
The only tranny I'm familiar with on Ruby is Coraline Ehmke, and that one is horrifying nightmare fuel.