Thread 106209400

Why does it cause so much seethe?

>>106209400 (OP)
Because it gets spammed here a lot

>>106209400 (OP)
proponents say it's simple to enforce readable programs. detractors say it's simple because the language devs cut corners and dump the complexity on users. so false advertising

>>106209400 (OP)
Its success enrages the fans of more sophisticated languages that never left obscurity, so they seethe about a -what they call- "badly designed language" becoming so widely used.

Not for me it doesn't

It sux

>>106209400 (OP)
chat is this real?

>>106209400 (OP)
why is she kissing gopher?

Anon... this is a sfw board?

>>106209584
She's sucking a dick and OP is a gay nigger faggot that had to search up porn to make this shit thread lol

>>106209680
She's obviously kissing the gopher ear, you should watch less porn it fried your brain

>>106209400 (OP)
Because Indians use it

>>106209400 (OP)
name of the woman?

>>106209400 (OP)
give sauce op

>>106211258
No more indians

gopher? i hardly know her!

Give the fucking sauce OP. Also it's because its used in real world applications. Of course a certain other language is going to be pissed because it's so fucking annoying to actually write programs in it. Docker, kubernetes, terraform everything actually uses go instead of **** because go is immediately productive.

Go is literally about unlearning 50 years of programming language theory because low grade engineers aren't smart enough. Retrograde and obscurantist.

>>106211797
It seems that these 50 years of programming language theory were a waste, if they can be so easily ignored.

>>106211797
>>106211811
Despite this cope, Go still has many problems that will never be fixed.
C++ does not. C++ lets you fix all of them. Your IQ is the only factor in the question of if (You) can.

pretty sure the girl is krystal boyd aka angelica aka Ksenia Kondratyeva

>>106211827
Perfect threadsafe lockless code.
Stay made lockchud.

>>106211858
>Depends on subpar garbage collector and allocator, has hidden locks, isn't optimal even if everything else was hypothetically perfect.
Even cniles have better cope against C++.

>>106211811
Go was intended for simple software like implementing servers. People have forgot rob pike early talks where he literally says that he designed go for young and dumb programmers.

>>106211874
Show me 7 performant C++ programs written in the last two decades

>>106211900
Like... All of them? Most slopcoded C++ is still faster than idiomatic Go, more like go fuck yourself, retard.

All the seething I always see in these thread is how I know we won. Gopherbros, they're scared. And mad. Because their pet languages, which apparently did not "ignore the last 50 years of PL research", are used by... nobody.

>>106212054
>Because their pet languages, which apparently did not "ignore the last 50 years of PL research"
i lol every time someone says something like this. just because you read 500 papers about something doesn't mean that it's actually any good.

what's the sauce saar?

>>106211886
>People have forgot rob pike early talks where he literally says that he designed go for young and dumb programmers.
It was one line, in one talk, where he said that one of the design considerations for Go was that it had to be easy to pick up for fresh college graduates, which means, it shouldn't be a language like Lisp, Haskell, or something else that relies on a lot of hard-to-grasp academic theory. But then retards like you spam that quote and twist it to mean something entirely different

>>106211856
I think it is her but where's the exact picture sauce, god fucking damn. help a gooner out

>>106212054
Yeah, I keep using C and Go.
The retards on this board are the worst kind of autistic idiots. Grasping at any and everything to gatekeep their trivial hobby because they have literally nothing else as a building block of their identity.

>>106212104
>Lisp, Haskell, or something else that relies on a lot of hard-to-grasp academic theory

lol, calling "things that every pro programmer that is worth his salt should know" as "hard-to-grasp academic theory"

>>106212096
saar, she looks russian, saar
saar, look for anjelica the game of love photoshoot, saar
saar, end of transmission, saar

>>106214184
There's no useful software written in lisp or haskell

I really don't care, I just hate the fucking mascot.

>>106212104
>hard-to-grasp academic theory.
>lisp
lmao, lisp is much simpler than go. cope more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwajp0g-bY4

>>106214184
Okay, tell me why a monad can't be simply explained as something that returns either a value or an error.

>>106215390
>our programmers are [...] not researchers
Literally the point of my post.

>>106209584
white men can't satisfy her.

>>106209400 (OP)
because people on the Internet are fucking idiots it's an an echo chamber

>>106209680
>She's sucking a dick
link

>>106211858
Clever. I didnt know anonymous functions could be passed.

The exists is blocking tho

>>106217769
http://archive.today/K4QKx

>>106211858
I never got past the garbage syntax. Go makes brainfuck and Haskell look chic. It's somehow worse than Typescript and Swift combined.
>>106214650
Based

>>106217964
Yes it is blocking, in order to ensure thread safety. There's a loop iterating over c.cmdChan

Here's a nice blogpost about the pattern
https://dave.cheney.net/2016/11/13/do-not-fear-first-class-functions

>>106218539
someone do this to my dickus rn

>>106209400 (OP)
It's just a shitty C with garbage collection that people learn in the hopes that Google will hire them.

Because it is an opinionated language that don't appeal to elitist at all but allow everyone else to focus on shipping software. It has some warts, lacks expressiveness, but is a good enough general programming language.

The fact that it was conceived with young engineers in mind also makes the local population dismiss it as a "retarded" language.


/g/ will seethe about anything anyway.

>>106221282
I'm sorry for the spelling mistakes. It seems Go is tailored for me.

>>106221282
/g/ hates it because it's defacto productive language that gets out of your way unlike certain other languages cough haskell cough rust...
I love go, in fact I'm now going to write my distributed raft cluster in go because it's so good for these things.
Enjoy your type masturbation with rust.unwrap().unwrap()?.await?.unwrap().

>>106209400 (OP)

is that 21 year old professor is she saying something or collecting auras

>>106221282
it is a retarded language
it's just one that was designed as intelligently as possible to be retarded while being usable
and that's not just because a lot of devs are stupid (even though they are and are typically deeply entrenched, especially in enterprise scale settings)
it's because software need to be maintainable, not just shippable
i look at go code after not looking at the language for months a lot of the time i know what it does

it's not like python which is just retarded full stop in every way imaginable, and every time you turn over some new part of the language and the runtime you think surely it can't keep getting more stupid
and every time it does

to have a fast simple language that can't get clever is wonderful with proper type support and proper error handling to use in things like C++ build utilities which retards will frequently write in python despite speed and correctness really mattering
i consider go a blessing
and honestly i think adding generics was a mistake
betrayal of the beauty of the language