Thread 106217545

>First they came for BFDI
>And I did not speak out
>Because I was not a BFDI fan

>Then they came for The Amazing Digital circus
>And I did not speak out
>Because I was not an Amazing Digital Circus Fan

>Then they came for Fortnite
>And I did not speak out
>Because I was not a Fortnite player

>Then they came for Minecraft
>And I did not speak out
>Because I was not a Minecraft player

>Then they came for me
>And there was no one left
>To speak out for me

>>106217545 (OP)
>Then they came for The Amazing Digital circus
what

>>106217545 (OP)
brb marathoning the entirety of skibidi toilet and get myself identified as a 3 year old real quick.

>>106217545 (OP)
They already do this and sell it to advertisers.
This is just like how everyone realized cloudflare was terminating their TLS connections the other month and spazzed out for almost three days before going back to being apathetic normies.

why the fuck would you sign in to youtube in the first place
only retards are affected

>>106217911
>why the fuck would you sign in to youtube in the first place
me need playlists

>>106218006
if you 'need' them then surely taking a photo of your ID is a small price to pay :^)

I exclusively watch feet ASMR. Hopefully I'm going to be fine

>>106217839
its slop designed for people with autogynephilla

>>106218271
so kind of like linux

>>106218288
no its a cartoon with safe edgy reddit jokes

>>106217545 (OP)
>youtube channel is old enough to vote and die in combat
i think i'll be alright

>>106218271
Meds, schizo.

>>106217545 (OP)
>There's no way this could go wrong. None whatsoever. Nope, nope, nope.
theres nothing more contemptible than being a sarcastic retard all the time. how about a little professionalism huh? this is why articles are unreadable nowadays. nobody gives a fuck about you and your quirky personality. when im reading an article, im not trying to read about how many dicks you suck on the daily or how vaxxinated your wifes bf is. i just want the news. really, the article should read like a robotic regurgitation of nothing but pure facts. a retelling of events, nothing more nothing less. leave the opinion editorials to people that actually matter

>>106217911
age-restricted videos

>>106218410
>how many dicks you suck on the daily or how vaxxinated your wifes bf is
This didn't even come up. Rent-free.

>>106218421
stop using youtube to goon

>>106218295
>safe edgy
So it should've been a 1 hour loop of NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERINO

Oh no toddlers can't goon to Elsa x Spiderman ERP anymore!

>>106217545 (OP)
>they came for the amazing digital circus/fortnite/minecraft
what does this even mean?
and what's BFDI?

>>106217911
if im signed into youtube with a 22 year old gmail account, am i safe?

>>106218528
lol no

>>106218491
name the disadvantages of allowing toddlers to goon

My youtube account is 16 years old. Are they still gonna use their jedi psyops on my behavior to try to guess my age? I'm very clearly not underage

RIP baby-faced Asian women. Discrimination is okay if A.I. does it.

Vtubers to move to xhamster

>>106218528
>>106218563
No, retards, you're not getting out of it. Youtube does not give a flying fuck about your age, the purpose of this change is to get your ID on their system, so they can have a photo of you and confirm info they've previously collected on you.

>>106218435
its called reading between the lines numbskull

>>106218573
you reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfmxJx_6BDk

>>106217911
Well, after this, because if you watch one video containing elsa or spider man, youtube will assume you're a child and demand you sign in to watch any video that has the word "fuck" in it or is about any topic that suggests any narrative other than "everything's fine". Except mainstream TV news, of course.

>>106218608
Check yourself for schizophrenia

Does anyone has the offline installer for chrome version 138?

>>106218271
>its slop designed for people with Coulrophilia
fiddy

what's the point of ai if we don't use it? this is good imho.

>>106218573
They could always turn their filters off.

praying that its a catalyst for regrowth on another platform, I can almost deal with them bricking your frontpage if you have history and tracking off, but facial ID and taking picture of ID is a whole other thing.

>>106218496
Battle for Dream Island. Basically it's like Total Drama, but it was originally made by 12 year olds. Now they have a massive fan base of small children and autistic's who make it their whole personality. If you go looking for it, your recommendations can be flooded with literal stick figures dancing about and aforementioned kids/autistic's claiming to be animators for it. Learn how to draw in-betweens then we'll talk being an animator!

It's the YouTube equivalent of being a ride or die fan of Super Why.

>>106218750
I hate AI cucks so fucking much

>>106218786
haven't heard of super why either. i have heard of total drama, but i never watched it, i was aging out of cartoons by the time that showed up

>>106218842
It's a Survivor parody made by children. It has gone on to be extremely popular with kids and autistic people who treat it extremely seriously and act like it's some sort of high art. That's all you need to know.

>>106218089
18+ just watch porn...

>>106218869
Why would you use YouTube for porn? Surely there are better site for that.

>>106218410
> i just want the torrent sloppy propaganda and lies
Nobody cares, nobody asked, not your personal blog

>>106218410
>huh
Reddity faggot
>the article should read like a robotic regurgitation of nothing but pure facts. a retelling of events, nothing more nothing less.
So you are irl npc

>>106218895
you VILL read my blog

softcore youtube really is better than hardcore uggos on actual porn sites

>>106219112
Fair enough I guess.

>>106217545 (OP)
Blame the gov.
Blame the advertisers.
Blame yourself for not identifying the problem correctly.
Blame yourself for getting brainwashed by the gov/advertisers into blaming youtube/X/whatever.

>>106217545 (OP)
My account is 19 years old so it's impossible for me to become a false positive... right?

>>106219978
You're officialy an oldfag

>>106219978
The good news is that youtube didn’t delete all the hardcore porn that’s been uploaded there…
When the age guesser validates your age, it will all become available again.
Otherwise, there’s no reason to validate your age.

>>106218410
Based

>>106218601
youtube and by extension google already has it if you use gmail and use google pay in apps.
at least enough to know if youre 18+

>>106217545 (OP)
a lot of millennials are about to be marked as 10 years old.

>>106218563
If all you watch is tranime slop then you are underage

>NOOOO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY ID
>ok, then we will simply take then info you give us every second anyway and deduce your age with that
>N-NOOOO YOU CAN'T D-DO THAT... B-BECAUSE.....

>>106217545 (OP)
This is gonna keep snowballing, by 2027 you'll have to doxx yourself to basically browse any approved site.
This is gonna be a disaster for so many businesses running websites out there, legitimate ones not just porn ones.

>>106217839
>>106218746
Troon show

>>106218563
>>106218528
You're not safe. This system is made to catch parents that give their toddlers ipads. The parents might have very old accounts.

>>106219978
my account is only 17 years old, theoretically I could have goo goo gaga'd my way to a computer at 1 week old and made an account
hopefully google shuts me down to save me from potential danger

my google account is old enough to drink in burgerland

Nothing ever happens, though.

>>106223910
it's crazy to have gotten to see in real time the internet morph into this. Websites used to be more like tools you personally interacted with get enjoyment out of them and when you got what you wanted that was it, now every single app and website is specifically designed around getting you to scroll forever, it's not about giving you what you want its just feeding you slop so you keep scrolling.

>listen to one crosby stills and nash song
>youtube thinks youre 60 years old

>>106222989
how long until they start "checking" you aren't just handing your shit over to a kid?

>>106217545 (OP)
Welp good luck with that there are other platforms :)

>>106218890
not if you're into shoe dangling

:) Be ready to show your ID and face
for everything online anon

>>106224000
>it's not about giving you what you want its just feeding you slop so you keep scrolling
Well yeah, they don't sell you a product, they sell investors the idea of user retention.

>>106217911
Because most people, including 4chan users and people who are more native to this site than (You), don't have this autistic fear of having accounts for websites.

>>106217545 (OP)
journos are so fucking petty about AI lol

>>106225122
>You can also use unofficial ID like a library or school ID card, as long as it includes your name, date of birth and a photograph
lol, lmao even

>>106225089
They will definitely notice. Like
>this user loves joe rogan and cocomelon

how does this shit work if you don't log in?
are they going to force everyone to create an account now?
won't that completely kill their userbase?

>>106224518
This. I am a millenial boomer who likes things actual medicare age boomers like, so the youtube AI is gonna assume I’m much older than my real age.

>>106218006
Just send your biometric passport to a foreign corporation, they SURELY are treating it with respect and not using it to train AI and populate their databases...
You don't have anything to hide do you?

>>106229636
If you are using something like Freetube, you haven't bothered with an account for years now.

>>106229636
Uhh retard how do you think they're creating advertisment id:s in the first place? By tracking the websites and keywords. Can you add 1+1 together?

>>106218006
https://freetubeapp.io/

Just use a FOSS front-end, you don't need to sign in and all the channels you sub to are done locally on the program. uBlock and SponsorBlock is also built in.

>>106225122
like anyone honestly believes this shit.

>>106218563
>>106219978
It's doing the scan of what kind of content you have watched and what channels you subscribe to. So if you watch a lot of gaming or total slop, you will probably get the ID request. But if you're watching a lot of shit like programming videos, true crime, car reviews etc then you'll be fine.

Reminder: censorship is just the upholding of a standard. The only problem is the people upholding the standards right now are gay retards with no standards...

>>106229746
I don't use freetube but I also don't browse anything that requires logging in. There are a couple channels that I check manually for new videos to watch something while I eat is basically all.
>>106229761
I think I'm in the wrong thread, I thought this was for age verification. Inasmuch as they estimate all users for the purposes of ad delivery, sure, but an estimation isn't going to fly for governments pushing for all websites to require living-person:online-user ID.

>>106219978
They'll do one worse. You're going to have to PROVE you're the person who created it 19 years ago or else they will assume you passed the account on to someone else, which is against the user TOS and so you're now banned wontfix

>>106218271
kinda like basedjacks?

If it's any silver lining, YouTube has probably been using AI to analyze user behavior since before the big AI art boom of 2021/2, and this is just the company enforcing their bot's view of all the users onto them.
I've been recommended videos about whiskey and tree-cutting, and seen ads about, uh... arthritis? I'm in my 20s, but at least I probably won't be mandated a bedtime by Google. Probably...

>>106217911
I haven't been able to play anything without signing in for probably a year now using my home IP. My ISP is on a couple of black lists or somethng.

I do get around it using invidious, but I who know how long that one last server will be alive for? Also, Freetube hasn't been working with invidious for me either so I'm forced to sign in on my phone when I use pipepipe.

Guess my age based on these youtube recs.

>>106217545 (OP)
YOUTUBE DOOMSDAY IS FASTLY APPROACHING

Remember to thank the puritans who turned this into an abuse on children.
They're the ones who got you here. Any objection to any type of overbearing broad scope safety measures is instantly met with a "whataboutthechildren" question.

It would be laughed off if not for a large chunk of right leaning political groups and ideologies relying moral grandstanding.

>>106232331
16

>>106232443
Damn. Do you need to see my ID now?

>>106217911
If you're not signed in literally everything you see around the video you're watching is propaganda brainwashing.
If you are signed in, it's just more normal videos about topic you like
>heh I am immune to propaganda
you are not

>>106232331
Early 20s since you're watching videos about stuff most adults already know

>>106232568
you get related videos even when not signed in, provided you keep your cookies and actually watch some stuff when not signed in