Thread 106220484

I am determined to kill myself by the 11th month, and after much thought, I have come to the conclusion that death by hanging is the best option.

With a good rope and a good support, the chances of failure are lower than with some types of firearms

Things with almost no chance of survival, such as poisoning or burning alive, have less chance of failure, but are much more painful and time-consuming.

A good hanging should cause me to pass out in less than a minute. If I manage to apply enough weight to my body, I can trigger vascular strangulation, which causes fainting in just 10 seconds (but this is very difficult).

>>106220484 (OP)
closed for being off topic. >>>/trash/

>>106220484 (OP)
>>106220877
sorry, fun at your expense. before you kill yourself, why not try and call a suicide hotline? maybe they can help you find a perspective on life you can live with. it's worth a try before doing something so permanent.

https://findahelpline.com/

>>106220484 (OP)
I already knew that this post would be shit, before I entered.
original 8ch used to have a hidden thread for people like you.
When you grow up a bit, you don't actually announce your potential suicide. You just leave.

don't

I used to be like you.

SanctionedSuicide forum should help.

Also, that might be not helpful, but you should probably listen to the anon that said to call the hotline.

Don't listen about the hotline they won't help you commit suicide at all. Inert gas asphyxiation is better than hanging in every possible way though.

>>106221007

if you're legit OP, spirits are real. look into shadow people, sleep paralysis etc. they chip away at your mind over time, and in vulnerable moments especially is when they'll really sink their fangs in. they use synchronicities like speaking to you through song lyrics, hurtful posts through anons comments, or they influence family and friends to blurt out something hurtful. all for the purpose of killing you and sending you to hell. in peoples final few months, if its too severe, its almost like talking to a brick wall. they have the smell and look of death on them, like a spirit of death, and you can sense it in their demeanour and words. you're supposed to fight back against the thoughts, not cave into them. hope its not too late for you anon. repent, figure out this world is more than just physical. stop falling for faggy psyops on 4chan etc. clean out the gunk in your mind. you need to push back

>>106220484 (OP)
Ah yes, nothing better than drowning in your own blood. How stupid do you have to be to strangle yourself. You will suffer till the end.

>>106221447
holy schizo post, any tips on how to manifest one of these shadows in my room tonight? i need my penis to be serviced, but unluckily for the spirit it will be non-consensual as I will be fulfilling the role of aggressor in this context.

>>106221447

oh and i guess this also ties into this. all of your thoughts dont always originate from you. they sound like your own internal monologue, but spirits use "yourself" to destroy yourself

like e.g, watching horror movies or something gives spirits "ammo" so to speak, to bring up those thoughts to harrass you in some form or way

in a similar way, when a Christian read The Bible, it gives The Holy Spirit "ammo". the word can be used

fill your mind with good stuff OP. do a detox

Suicide is not the answer and it leaves a gross wave of devastation and resentment in your wake.

There should be ways to mail order nembutal which is miraculouysly effective at killing humans painlessly

Its produced on industrial scale in china but I guess its not on aliexpress and such, then lots of fakes exist and that one popular suicide forum has nembutal testing kits they sell to ensure its real.

>>106220484 (OP)
Nikocado Avocado will outlive you

>>106221447
>>106221507
I don't know about OP, but you should kys though.

>>106221610
They put oxygen in helium bags these days, from what I've been told, to prevent stuff like this.

>>106220484 (OP)
Isn't a knife to the heart more badass though?

>>106220484 (OP)
Unironically if you've already seriously tried every conventional means of helping yourself and still feel suicidal, say fuck it and try psychedelics to see if that can help you. That and call the suicide hotline and actually try to get help from it.

Aso if you kill yourself think of all the child rapists and psychopathic billionaires who will outlive you.

I hope to see you live, OP, because I care about you and I'm rooting for you.

God bless, and Godspeed.

>>106222141
>say fuck it and try psychedelics to see if that can help you

...this is the worst possible advice you could give. good engagement bait, well done patel

>>106220484 (OP)
Do a backflip faggot

>>106221007
Trying to scare suicidal people by telling them about doom and gloom and eternal torment won't work. It'll only drive them further into despair, and make them resent God even more. Some of them might even feel like they DESERVE to suffer. Share positivity and hopeful words about God's love and forgiveness instead. Psalm 23:4 is a good start.

>>106221374
They also don’t sell that stuff to normies anymore unless you’re in the third world, it’s generally mixed with oxygen or something.

>>106221930
I don't think they would be legally allowed to sell it as a helium tank, then, without specifying that it contains oxygen

Trying to scare suicidal people straight by telling them about doom and gloom and eternal torment doesn't work. It'll only drive them further into despair, and make them resent God even more. Some of them might even feel like they DESERVE to suffer. Share positivity and hopeful words about God's love and forgiveness instead. Psalm 23:4 is a good start.

>>106222676
not trying to scare them per se. i'm trying to tell them what will literally 100% happen to them. you're right, i should tell them about Gods love too, but i'm not sure if they're trolling or not. i don't get serious about that stuff on 4chan of all places

Reminder that kabala is the practice of inviting these evil spirits into your life and jews are evil demidevil worshippers
Part of your detox should be avoiding possessed jews
They are cartoonishly evil once you realize what they are doing

>>106222781
Sorry for deleting the post, I just wanted to reformat my writing a bit.

>>106222780
meant for
>>106221007

>>106220484 (OP)
What about starvation? It takes the longest time, but it proves that you meant it.

>>106222782
Just tell me how to form an Evangelion.

>>106222789
i hear ya anon, but talking about Gods love on 4chan is really throwing pearls before swine. anons get the brutal stuff only

>>106222830
Omg so cute and funny

>>106222836
I am well acquainted with the pearls before swine nature of 4chan but God’s love is all there really is to talk about
It’s thousands of times greater than the material universe’s thought demons

>>106222867
this is a joke website and you shouldn't share precious stuff dear to with a bunch of assholes. stupid move

>>106222898
You are all dear to me

>>106220484 (OP)
Dude, stop. I don't want you on my conscience.
One person can change the world.

>>106222919
"lest they turn and rend you"

dont say i didnt warn ya

>>106222952
Jannies are going to rend this thread for being off topic but that’s the worst that will happen here

I just wish I'd never been born.