Thread 106222074

Why does Teams have a "show as offline" and "show as away" buttons but not "show as available"? I am sure lots of users are asking for it.

>>106222074 (OP)
It does

>>106222074 (OP)
It's a tool for systemic oppression of the working class. The manager Karen NEEDS to always know when you're going away from your wagecage, so that she can deduct your good boy points.

>>106222110
The working class doesn't go to the office like ever.

FUCKTEAMS

>>106222074 (OP)
use webex.

>>106222269
working class is defined by the gross salary, not by a blue collar

>>106222479
So CEO works the hardest?

>>106222074 (OP)
Teams was developed to please the people who pay for it (your organization) not the employees.

>>106222074 (OP)
One thing I've noticed with teams is they make it as hard as possible to save conversations unless you copy and paste directly but you have to scroll up manually to capture everything.

>>106222502
Hard work is roughly inversely proportional to pay.

bros, riddle me this:

if MS cooperates with OpenAI, why is Copilot (the one integrated in Teams, which we are actually allowed to use, not the one in IntelliJ or other IDE) such a piece of shit? ChatGPT is like lightyears away from that retard LLM.

>>106222569
Yes, like I wrote, working class doesn't go to offices.

>>106222074 (OP)
If you show as available and you're away people will think you're ignoring their message/call. If you're offline they won't expect a response. Just use a mouse jiggler Ranjeet.

>>106222074 (OP)
Give it to me straight, guys: What's the cooldown time before your green status turns yellow? How often do I have to keep jiggling the mouse?

>>106222718
5 minutes I think

>>106222718
I bought a jiggler and it's a very worthwhile purchase. It's just a dongle you plug in and it jiggles for you.

>>106223110
What are the chances it sends screenshots of your work to China?

>>106223684
0 if your mouse is just sitting on something instead of plugging in a chinese usb

I knew someone who set his status to yellow permanently, because he didn’t want to be bothered.

>>106222074 (OP)
No one serious cares about your status on Teams.

>>106223844
>he doesn't know management secretly uses status uptimes for performance reviews
Ngmi

>open notepad
>drag it offscreen
>put object on spacebar

>>106223684
Of course you should do the bare minimum and capture network traffic while using any new device the first couple of times. Plugging in a random Chinese mouse has the same risk.

>>106223868
Why waste time in such hostile environment? Again, no one serious do this.

Easiest solution:

>Open notepad.
>Put something heaby on your space bar.
>Go away.
>???
>Congrats. You are available on teams. Profit!