Thread 106226040

Test it out

>>106226040 (OP)
next time i find en embedded device i'll try it out, maybe that way i can get access to a browser

>it's true
wtf

I already knew windows was a microsoft product thoughbeit

>>106226040 (OP)
I feel like this is more pajeet coding than malicious intention
Like they were told to put those shortcuts, and simply put them anywhere they found

>>106226040 (OP)
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.

This works ONLY if you have MS Office installed btw. Libreoffice doesn't do that.

>>106226162
False

>>106226097
>>106226040 (OP)
How the fuck do you people tolerate this software?

>>106226040 (OP)
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM HR

>>106226228
Prove it, cunt. My laptops and main rig don't have that hotkey since i didn't install MS Office on them.

my keyboard doesn't support pressing 5 keys at once

@moot is this true?

>>106226287
they need to implement this for the next april fools

>>106226040 (OP)
YAMMER what a fucking cringe shit.
YAMM HER PUSSY OUT
FUCKING FAT FUCKS AT MICROJEET

Just tested.
I'm actually shocked that it's real.

>>106226040 (OP)
>cattle gets mindbroken by a microsoft product recommending you other microsoft products in their microsoft product
geg, autists really do be like this, they be like
>nooo let me micromanage this thing nobody cares about or i will retire
>let me delete sys32 or i retire
geg

>>106226272
Works on mine and I don't have office

>>106226040 (OP)
100% its op screnshotting his own posts
norminiggers have a wholly different frame of reference to things

>>106226369
>geg
shartypedos = corporate bootlickers
also you now know this is gonna resurface someday

Why would I memorize or even use such a convoluted shortcut when I can just have linkedin in my bookmarks?

>>106226369
>cattle
Blindly accepting that you can't change things that you're supposed to be able to own is the defintion of 'cattle.' You used this term entirely opposite of it's meaning. Congratulations on being retarded.

>>106226481
autism
whenever theres a fucktared interface that makes negative sense autism is involved...

Why can't I disable F1 globally? I'm forever hitting that when I mean to hit F2 to rename something.

>>106226439
Well, shit, you're right. Forgot i disabled the windows key in all my systems.I will not apologize, though.

>>106226519
what the fuck?
and what does itt do? sends you to the help page?

>>106226040 (OP)
>ctrl+shift+alt+windows+l opens linkedin
>ctrl+shift+alt+windows+r enters ranjeet bunda's credentials

>>106226481
some keyboards have an Office key on them. the Office key is mapped to ctrl+alt+shift+win, and so when you hit that and W it opens Word. O for Outlook, E for Excel, P for Powerpoint and so on.

>>106226040 (OP)
>It can't be disabled

#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
int main(int argc, wchar_t* argv[])
{
UINT offendingKeys[10] = { 0x57, 0x54, 0x59, 0x4F, 0x50, 0x44, 0x4C, 0x58, 0x4E, 0x20 };
system("taskkill /IM explorer.exe /F");
for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
RegisterHotKey(NULL, i, 0x1 + 0x2 + 0x4 + 0x8 | MOD_NOREPEAT, offendingKeys[i]);
}
system("start C:/Windows/explorer.exe");
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(4000));
for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
UnregisterHotKey(NULL, i);
}
return 1;
}

Compile and put in autostart

>>106226608
don't do this, it makes poison gas come out of your compu

>>106226608
literal fucking c level hack
windows is truly the tinkertranny distro in tyotl 2025
merely because of the hoops you have to get through to make it behave like you want
fukken ironically because marketingroids think that removing agency from the user makes the system easier to use

flash news:
if the user needs something they will try to make it happen
or they will look for another product...

>>106226709
cont.
case in fucking point

>>106226608
>Has to been entered everytime you start just so you can change bloat.
Pathetic

>>106226729
kek
>>106226709
>tinkertranny
applicable use of the word because it requires you to modify a "feature". It's the literal equivalent of chopping your dick off but everytime you restart your system. The original use of modifying to get something to work is end user control and normally does not apply.

>>106226807
>It's the literal equivalent of chopping your dick off but everytime you restart your system.
only for windows fanbois
otherwise its just "something you have to deal with bc windows is just that shit"
(i daily drive loonix i abandoned winTRASH at w10 and their ci/cd NIGGERdom. im really that measurate irl)

>>106226040 (OP)
nothing happened (arch btw)

>>106226608
>using a comfy linux build
look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power

this works on w10 because i just tested it

It sent me to macrumors.com what the h*ck

>>106226854
Stop trying so hard to fit in, fatass, you're going to blow a gasket.

>>106226321
next one will be hacking themed I bet

>>106226040 (OP)
the absolute jeetening
i'm jumping ship to linux in october when they drop w10

>>106226608
>small c program to fix windows
Isn't this just linux at this point?

>>106227123
it's just syscalls it could be any language

>>106226040 (OP)
>its real
lmao wintoddlers

/g/ will hate me for saying it but mac desktops are more respectable than winjeet 11.

>>106226608
Holy shit I'm switching to Linux.

>>106226608
I better not see you dumb winjeets ever accuse anyone of being a tinkertranny after today's incident.

>>106226286
>my keyboard doesn't support pressing 5 keys at once
ridiculously based, beyond belief

>>106226608
@Grok is this safe?

>>106227991
I'm pretty sure there's an easier way to disable it that doesn't require a 3rd-party program

>>106226369
Didnt something like this get microsoft in hot water before, something about internet explorer being somehow integral to the OS and unable to uninstalled?

>>106226040 (OP)
Twitter literal who claims this is a SAK shortcut but I just know it's not. Does Linkedin open in Edge on the secure desktop? No? Shut the fuck up then.

>>106228217

ur sped literally read it nigga

>>106226608
chad

How did this happen and why did we let it happen? Boiling the frog yet again?

How it is a big deal? Who ever used that combination of keys? You just want to whine about everything and get attention.

>>106226040 (OP)
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

yeah but ctrl alt del was replaced with ctrl shift esc

This has worked for 10 years already

>>106226040 (OP)
I was miffed. I told Sanjay, "I DON'T HAVE A WINDOWS KEY!" Well, his head almost exploded.

>>106226608
>std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(4000));
Why.

>>106226608
Now THIS is tinkertrannying.

>>106226040 (OP)
I do this and it does open my default browser to linkedin, but it also locks my computer. lol

>>106228646
No, Ctrl Shift Esc is just to open the Task Manager. Ctrl Alt Del is for a little more than that.

>>106226608
https://superuser.com/questions/1457073/how-do-i-disable-specific-windows-10-office-keyboard-shortcut-ctrlshiftwinal

>>106226040 (OP)
I brave’d it. Says windows business laptops have a dedicated LinkedIn key and for keyboards that do not have that dedicated key this is the default shortcut.

LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft so yeah.

>>106226546
thanks for explaining why this happens.

>>106226040 (OP)
Thank god I switched to linux on my pc. Zero respect for windowsjeets.

>>106230078
Show us the WIN key on your keyboard

>>106226502
cattle ass nigga

>>106227655
both of them are against your privacy lol

>>106226040 (OP)
JEETDROID AND JEETDOWS BTFO

>>106227655
this is partly true but there is a catch

the problem is wintards at least have a valid reason to stay with windows
>muh games (and possibly other software)

mactards have no reason not to switch to linux and to keep buying overpriced toddler products, except that they are mentally retarded, brainwashed, cultists

so yes mac is superior to winblows
but mactards are worse than wintards

>Microsoft owns linkedin
>microsft shilling microsoft on the microsoft distro

>>106228319
dw trump has shut down antitrust enforcement
best case we do nothing until 2029

>>106226608
>#include
I can only imagine the absolute horrors contained within that header file...

>>106230153
>the microsoft distro
Have you completely forgotten the term "operating system"? Please get off this godforsaken board. You've had enough.

>>106226040 (OP)
Where's the dedicated GitHub and Minecraft hotkeys?

>>106226248
I just got a promotion.

kek, SAAAR

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