Thread 106240473

i cant get a fuckin IT job because i dont pass the vibe check of those HR normie whores. give me some fuckin tips dear god please i have no hobbies im depressed and dead inside

>>106240473 (OP)
Just work for a young startup. They need some energetic under 25 year olds.

>normie
Kill yourself, normalfag.

>>106240510
I'm a 29 year old though

>>106240473 (OP)
>gib advice pls
Stop saving cartoon frogs on your personal computing devices, that's step 1
Step 2 is having a shower WITH soap

>>106240731
it's over if you are unc

>>106240731
oof

>>106240473 (OP)
get a hobby that isn't on the computer

>>106240473 (OP)
learn to weld

>>106241040
Use case for hobbies?

>>106241095
having fun

>>106241103
Having fun doesn't pay bills.

why would you want an IT job. get a blue collar job doing manual work. it will make you physically strong. do computer stuff as a hobby. this is the way

>>106241752
i worked in a furniture factory with mexicans for three months and that was enough of that
i shant be doing it again

>>106241873
they probably need you back seeing as the mexicans are all gone

>>106240473 (OP)
I work helldesk with literal trannies and furries. You can get a helldesk job it isn't your vibe thats holding you back

>>106240473 (OP)
kek, my last interview was with a woman ceo who wouldn't shut up about alignment and values. not once did she mention the work.

this is just like being back at school having to play pretend with your friend's retarded sister who wants to hang out with the guys (women in the work force)

>>106241103
computers are fun :(

hobbies are for women. i got to work and then i have time off from work. that's enough

>>106241752
I sit at my office desk and am envious of my blue collar friends posting insta stories being out and about on summer days.
My blue collar friends get out and about on nice summer days and get envious me sitting in my air conned office and comfy living.

No one wins with a job, the only winning move is not to play

>>106240473 (OP)
I'm bullshitting on my resume at this point and saying that I'm working for this family startup and managing its infrastructure. Also all the HR roasties like hearing those big fancy tech words that they don't have a single clue about. I've had somewhat better luck ever since but I can't be too sure right now.

>>106240473 (OP)
I legit got my current job because the HR whore wanted to fuck me.
I didn't even have any qualifications.

There's no advice other than just "be handsome" I guess.

Shit's fucked.

>>106242771
>I legit got my current job because the HR whore wanted to fuck me.

did she succeed?

>>106243174
No, I'm autistic and never go to the office lol

>>106243212
lucky

>>106242771
>be handsome
how is that gonna help me
i can only be myself

>>106242771
Did you use LinkedIn with a picture? I've had a major glowup (i.e. walk into any store, get flirted with) but am basically a retarded NEET. The last job I applied to was Janitor and I got ghosted lmao.

>>106240473 (OP)
Had the same problem. Got a degree in EE instead of CS and became a blue collar (about to get promotion).

>>106241752
the only collar OP will ever get

>>106240473 (OP)
Change industry, it's what I'm doing.